a-plot: cartman and butters are putting up increasingly absurd items on resale sites like depop with the goal of becoming ridiculously rich from scamming people. they start with just normal clothes and build up and up until they’re selling catholic indulgences and eventually butters himself. butters is really mad about this part because the price is only $10 and he thinks he’s worth at least $15. cartman disagrees.
b-plot: obviously they have to do a trump arrest one. they’ve got to. it’s fucking south park. so the b-plot is a looney tunes ass chase of mr garrison to bring him to the courthouse. and he’s simultaneously experiencing a christmas carol situation with a bunch of dead mobsters who are the ghosts of RICO act past present and future and trying to show him why he HAS to turn himself in. for SOCIETY. and yeah obviously he has a cunty mugshot photoshoot. once again this is an obligatory b-plot you guys know this.
From what I’ve gathered, you play on Japan’s server, and have had this probably before but AAAAAAAAAAAA THE GLORIOUS MASQUERADE IS COMING FOR US AMERICA SERVER PLAYERS, IT ALL LOOKS AMAZING
YES get ready for a fun delightful romp through magical fantasy-Paris where everyone has a great time and nothing bad happens at all. enjoy the flowers! :)
(and be careful not to put an eye out on the hats)
Aight eASTER GIFT TO YOU ALL.
Some of my fav lambs havin a sheerin party now that the weather is getting (uncomfortably) warm.
Who let their cat in to steal some lanolin rich wool tho-
All these lambs belong toooo:
@circuscountdowns @runningwithscizzorz @xmajordumps @ballad-of-the-lamb @cyberstarlope and myself (yea mines just...doin the full on dog shake of 'just got shEERED IM FREE MOTHERFUCKERS')