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Hazbin Hotel Crack HC: When living, Vox was president of an Alastor (the radio host who mysteriously disappeared) fan club which essentially operated as a Scientology cult.
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I know that Vito's line "Look how they massacred my boy!" rightly gets a lot of attention but I have to mention that in the background, Tom Hagen, is so completely devastated by Sonny's death that he can't even bear to look at his bullet riddled body. He refuses to even take a glance at what they've done to his brother, his hero and his rescuer.
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i put a lot of effort into this wedding invitation. this is not the final draft so don't rb it. i still need to make it PERFECT. i hope you guys enjoy
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"would you tell me about your adventures? luffy said it's more fun when you tell the stories." / for usopp from uta
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Usopp was freaking out. She was talking to him. His hero. Third, after his dad and master Broggy, but still. His hero. The sniper cleared his throat, needing to leave a good impression on his idol. He finally understood the feeling that the green-haired weirdo on Dressrosa was raving about when it comes to meeting your idols.
"Luffy and I first met long, long ago. I had an army of three thousand men under me, and Luffy was impressed by the great God Usopp's sharpshooting power. So impressed that he practically forced me to join the crew." Usopp began recalling various heroic escapades, many of which were clearly overexaggerated.
The crushing victory of the crew over Crocodile, the grand sky islands, the great and mysterious king of snipers and the ravenous isles of the Boin archipelago. Strangely enough, as the settings of the stories became more and more outlandish, they seemed to become a lot more believable. The island under the red line, a giant amphibian made from a gas explosion, a tribe of little people following their great hero in a battle against an awful tyrannical leader. Usopp hadn't realized that over the course of his retellings, he exaggerated and lied less and less.
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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.
When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.
He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.
Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.
(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)
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you know who lost succession? jeremy strong. man gave his soul for kendall roy and gave it so beautifully and now he has to take his "i believe in making work where the sense of self and the character is amorphous" ass and go job hunting in a media landscape where the options are MCU hero#154 or olaf from live action frozen.
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DPxDC AU: Ellie was going to beat the shit out of this space cop if he was lying…she might just do it anyway but, like, fr she’ll throw down on Danny’s behalf.
Enter scene following a bad tandem clone + identity reveal where in Danny is captured and wounded, Ellie escaping just narrowly. She manages to get Sam and Tucker on her side and together the three of them save Danny. (Where was Jazz? Why couldn’t she find Jazz?)
Ellie has traveled all over the world, has seen its hospitality just as much as its hostility- besides Danny liked space right? Mostly, Ellie is panicking and, being unable to think of a place to take Danny while he’s bleeding out on her, she just goes… up. Out of the atmosphere and just beyond the satellites. It finally feels far enough away, tho she didn’t take them beyond the moon, she has limits to her paranoia thank you.
Imagine to her annoyance that apparently someone actually watches for biological materials leaving and re-entering the earth! Total Bullshit! She’s needed to make a number of trips back and forth to get Danny food and water and medical supplies- and she’s doing a damn good job of getting him stable. Too bad she hadn’t realized the ring guy following her sooner.
Turns out he’s “made a report” and “will find them justice” and “wants to help”. Yeah right. She throws down with him as best she can, and he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her so he keeps letting her get away with Danny in tow. Danny is sleeping through most of this but a few times he lets out a woop or a go get ‘em.
Eventually Hal calls the only person on the team with a single paternal bone in his body (even if it was only a single one most days). Pulling Batman into a spacesuit, into a ship and across the atmosphere shouldn’t have been that easy- though it was obvious how his agreement came immediately after Hal mentioned the wounded and entirely isolated twins he’d found.
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