#his beard is sending me

[catz4ever]

Well Joseph Mawle strikes again...

My. Ovaries.

Oh have I missed him!

Excuse me but this man....50 years old and he looks like this?

Have mercy 😭

#joseph mawle #mary and george #sir walter Raleigh #middle-aged men are my thing now #like a fine wine #holy shit #daddy sorry #his beard is sending me

[toolateforus]

acting like you only brought me here to get below me,

#jean vicquemare #disco elysium #love his hair here hate his beard idk #do send me asks if you have sugestions on outfits i should put him on lmao #wanted to draw him in uniform #with my final reserves of strength after uni oooouuughhh #my art #some harryjean sentiments in this one tbh

[emo-batboy]

the idea of you running out of rpatz photos is so funny. cant wait for the people of gotham to have heated debates over whether or not bruce wayne looks good with a mustache after you’re forced to use images from the lighthouse.

It’s not the lighthouse stache you should be worried about…count your blessings people

#PLEASE send me Robert Pattinson pics if you have them #like good ones where he is doing things tho #honestly the problem is I’ve used all the photos of him just doing normal stuff #that’s literally it #that’s the whole appeal of the character: seeing Battinson in the wild. doing stuff. now all I have are red carpet pics #or him smoking or with his good time beard or the mustache or his god awful twilight complexion or a number of things #*takes long drag from cigarette* it’s not easy #a wild battinson #robert pattinson

[frnkiebby]

have some late night frimages.~🎃

#i’m taking yet another break from my forensics presentation that’s due tomorrow #bc jfc this shits dark #case presentation** for forensics #someone send me cute frank shit #bc seriously #jesus. fucking. christ #frank save me #look at this cute motherfucker #and his adorable grey beard hairs #also frank in b&w photog always kills me badly #i love him SO fucking much #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[backfromthevoid]

#a street wizard is never late #nor is he early #he ollies in on his skateboard exactly when he means to #me #selfie #beard #who reads these #send me anons #scandinavian darkness

[pineappical]

so that finale huh.

#ted lasso spoilers #ITS..... NOT GOOD... NOT BAD EITHER.... its a finale alright #i understood why he had to go back to his son i knew he couldnt stay in london forever but oh my fucking god what the fuck was that ....... #probably absolute horseshit take incoming but oh my goddddd just the whole thing with jamie and his dad and beard and jane what. what #its a show about bad fathers and forgiveness yeah and people can change but that doesnt excuse all the terrible things theyve done to you #before that... #IDK I CANT PUT MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS RN IM JUST SO. SO BAFFLED? #there were alot of scenes i loved dearly like the singing and colin finally being able to kiss his fella or the video scene but it all felt #so so so rushed for some reason?? #i have so much more to say about this rip mail for getting the brunt of my insane ramblings on dc IM SORRY AHJGKVJHAGDF #BUT IDK??? spare some thoughts? talk to me about it. send an ask or reply idfk i wanna hear people's thoughts on it #i know ted must be happy to be with his son again and we just. dont know what his life is like back in kansas so. scratches head #not art #pn.txt #its 1am.. ill probably come back to this later to add more thoughts IDK

[usersukuna]

queer culture is being obsessed and attracted to a fictional character but not being able to decide if you want to fuck them or want their gender

#this post is about taika waititi as blackbeard #in case you were wondering #i've never felt like this before #jfc #i wanna fuck him but also be just like him #i want his hair #i want his fucking dark brown eyes #i want to cover my body with tattoos #i wish i were a man and could grow a beard and dress up just like That #and tie my hair just like That #but i also WANT HIM y'know what i mean #babygirl i wanna pull your hair and do unspeakable things to you but i also wish i were you. #personal #txt post #i saw someone write a tag or a post similar to this one #but i COULDN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE #if anyone knows what post i'm talking about send me the link please i beg

[heffrondriving]

oh well, at least seeing my fave boys re-recording paralyzed in the studio instantly cheered me up ahh ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა they just sound so good and never miss with those stunning vocals!!! 💖 istg if this song doesn't happen bc of all this brainrot tomfoolery abt it i'm going to throw hands >:((

#kendall in his Cool Dad™ shades aND HIS LIL BEARD STROKE BEFORE SINGING GOT ME FLOORED TALENT IS STORED IN THE SCHMIDT SCRUFF CONFIRMED!!!! #also the way ken smiles proudly at carlos and claps while he kills it on the mic;; my soul is entirely cleansed +1000 kenlos love hp :'>✨ #ALSO YESSS FINALLY JUSTICE FOR MORE CARLOS SONG PARTS PLEASE AND THANK YOU VV MUCH!!! <3 #i never really talked abt it here but please know that his chorus in honey is one of my most favourite things in the world ever and it's a #HUGE reason why honey is my most fave new btr song so far. smth about it just itches my brain and sends me into excited zoomies like a pup #my hopes for this is that they really amp the new instrumentals. like proper rock levels with distorted guitars and crunchier mixing ykyk #make us really feel that hype!!! it's one of the main reasons paralyzed has never quite been up there for me but that's only bc i'm an emo #pop-punker metalhead loser with too many expectations who's been dying to cover said song in a mad post-hardcore style forever so yeah #i wamnt them to release paralyzed so bad;; if y'all asinine fucks screwed this for everyone up big time i am going to turn into the joker ! #n e way *makes shitty meme on my directly on my google photos to cope with the online stress and dreadful waiting and hits post* #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #carlos penavega #paralyzed #song #video #rusher #stop it forever #big time songs #good luck loverboy #do pretty girl don't speak

[kindahoping4forever]

Ashton IG Story

#gonna be honest I've been lowkey having anxiety attacks all morning (my bod is malfunctioning 😌) and when i saw his face I GASPED #and that was the most normal I'd felt today 😂😂😂😂😌 #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #ashton #video #ai ig #Instagram #take my hand tour #tmht concord #kh4f post #fr tho send me good vibes if you can please i do NOT feel well today physically 😌 #vibes and prayers and all that pls #also vibes and prayers that Ash doesn't shave before tonight bc holy shit do you see how full that beard is getting?? 🤡

[archived-lehkonen]

this is the same guy

#i was talking to my friend about arsi and she was shocked that she didnt recognise him because he didnt have his beard LMAO #and she was like 'hes tiny without his gear on' I KNOW OKAY SHUT UP I LOSE MY MIND ABOUT IT ONCE A DAY #anyways i do not at all blame her because she doesnt know anything about hockey #its just very funny that she lets me send pics of him and cry and shes like 'THATS ONE PERSON?!' #i love my bsf so much

[menkhu]

these tags belong to another post

#specifically i saw a post going around about how silly it was for people in their twenties to be scared of aging? #and. hard agree #a big eyeroll @ my peers who are like. oh no my back hurts just send me to the glue factory now #and also a big hug bc it's scary. there's no fighting time #u gotta submit to the inexorable force even if it's taking u where u don't wanna go #i feel that fear acutely myself in the neverland my disability built for me #missing all those milestones. ppl my age getting careers and promotions and houses #some getting happily married and having kids though i think i'll opt out of that one forever pls and thx #i'm still sitting at the starting line and wondering if i'll ever catch up #but i think it's given me a different perspective and a chance to come to terms with it #i'm getting older (neutral) #we all are. #ANYWAY the actual story here is #the post also talks about connecting with people who are older than you #and the other day i was hanging out with a guy who made a comment like #he's happy to have gray hairs growing in in his beard he thinks it looks great #and he'll be able to finish out his thirties with daddy vibes #and i think this guy has figured it all out i think he has found The attitude #like. hell yes. i too am looking forward to facing my forties with grays in my beard and daddy vibes

[archivedcoach]

no  like.  beard  isn’t  allowed  at  his  mom’s  house  for  the  holidays.  i’ve  said  it  before,  but  i’m  really  thinking  about  it.  she  told  him  he  wasn’t  allowed  to  come  :((

#makes me very sad. his family became the lassos because his own mother treated him like this. #parental trauma // #idk... #ask to tag // #beard sends christmas cards and a gift every year. or at least he tries to #hc.

[thatduudemic]

I should rock with this? 🤔 😂 😂 Jk jk

#personal #mine #me #chubby #bearded #selfie #glasses #hi #Hat #Messy hair #Long hair #Ummm #I don't know #Send help lol #Not my best look

[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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#tumblr dashboard meme #fake tumblr dash #fake tumblr dashboard #pirates #matelotage #pirateblr

[daedrabela]

trying to find that rancid drawing of the ugly reddit couple but all i'm getting is p*rn this is actually the worst thing ever

#if someone has it PLEASEEEE send it to me in an ask or something is2g #the one with the bearded guy with a mushroom on his shirt and the unfashionable cat lady ty

[pucksandpower]

So Good to Me

Charles Leclerc x Reader

Summary: Charles Leclerc is the perfect man for you … getting stopped on the street for a random TikTok challenge just serves to prove that even further

The warm Monaco sun beats down on you as you stroll leisurely along the bustling sidewalk, a canvas tote bag filled with fresh produce and flowers from the local farmer’s market hanging from your shoulder. The salty sea breeze wafts across your face, carrying with it the excited chatter and laughter of tourists admiring the luxurious yachts bobbing in Port Hercules.

You smile to yourself, relishing this perfect Mediterranean afternoon. Just a quick stop at home to drop off your purchases, and then maybe you’ll take a dip in the infinity pool on the terrace to cool off before Charles is done with-

“Excusez-moi, mademoiselle!” A young man’s voice breaks through your daydreaming. You glance over to see a twenty-something guy with a neatly trimmed beard, expensive-looking sunglasses, and a black t-shirt emblazoned with HUSTLE in white block letters. He’s holding a mini microphone and has his iPhone pointed at you, clearly filming.

A TikToker.

You sigh internally but force a polite smile.

“Oui, puis-je vous aider?” You reply in French.

“Ah sorry, I don’t speak much French! Do you speak English?” The TikToker asks eagerly in a British accent.

“Yes, I do. Can I help you with something?” You say, switching to English yourself. You just want to get home but you know these influencer types can be annoyingly persistent.

The TikToker grins. “Brilliant! I’m doing a social experiment for my followers. I was wondering — do you have a significant other? A boyfriend or husband perhaps?”

You raise an eyebrow questioningly but decide to humor him. “Um, yes, I have a boyfriend,” you answer simply.

His eyes light up. “Fantastic! And would you say your boyfriend loves you very much?”

You can’t help but chuckle at the boldness of this stranger’s line of questioning. “Yes, I would definitely say that. He loves me a lot,” you confirm, a soft smile playing on your lips as you think of Charles.

“Perfect! Okay, here’s the challenge,” the TikToker announces dramatically, staring intensely into his camera. “I want you to call up your boyfriend right now and ask him to send you some money. Doesn’t matter how much. But for every €100 he sends, I’ll give you €20 to keep for yourself. Let’s see how much he really loves you, shall we?”

You stare at this guy incredulously for a moment before bursting out laughing. Is he serious? He clearly has no idea who your boyfriend is. An amused smirk spreads across your face as you fish your iPhone out of your designer purse.

“Alright, you’re on,” you say confidently, already unlocking your phone and tapping on Charles’ contact. The TikToker looks surprised but excited that you actually agreed to his silly challenge.

“Put it on speaker phone,” he instructs, zooming his camera in on your phone screen which is now dialing Charles.

After a few rings, the warm, honey-smooth voice you adore comes through. “Allô mon amour, what’s up?” Charles greets you sweetly. “I’m just finishing up some simulator runs but I should be done soon to help with dinner.”

“Hey baby,” you reply, your voice automatically softening. “Sorry to bother you, I know you’re busy. But I’m out right now and I just passed by that little boutique near the casino, you know the one? And I saw the most incredible pair of shoes in the window. I swear they were calling my name.”

Charles laughs affectionately, the sound like music to your ears even through the cell phone speaker. “Oh yeah? The ones that were calling your name last week turned out to be, what was it, €900?” He teases.

You roll your eyes playfully even though he can’t see. “Okay, fair, but you know I hardly ever splurge on myself. I’m usually so frugal!”

“Mmhmm, whatever you need to tell yourself, chérie,” Charles says wryly and you can practically hear the smirk in his voice. “Let me guess, you need to go get these dream shoes right now? Or else they’ll haunt you forever?”

“You know me so well,” you gush dramatically. “I promise I’ll pay you back though! I get paid next week and-”

“Hey, hey, stop,” Charles cuts you off gently. “Mon cœur, you never have to pay me back, you know that. I love being able to treat you and spoil you. You deserve the world. Never forget that.”

You feel yourself melt at his earnest words, momentarily forgetting you have an audience. “I love you so much,” you murmur. “Thank you for always being so good to me.”

“Right back at you, ma belle. Je t’aime,” Charles says tenderly. “There, check your banking app. Let me know if you need any more. And have fun shopping! I’ll see you at home in a bit, okay? À bientôt!”

You glance down at your phone as a notification from your bank pops up on the screen. Your eyes widen slightly when you see the amount Charles sent over, but you recover quickly.

“Thank you, baby. See you soon!” You reply before hanging up. You turn back to the TikToker who is gaping at you in disbelief. Casually, you turn your phone screen towards him and his camera so he can clearly see the notification that €10,000 has just been deposited into your account.

The poor guy looks like he’s about to pass out from shock. He opens and closes his mouth a few times, rendered speechless. You just laugh good-naturedly.

“Well, guess I won your little challenge, huh?” You remark, slipping your phone back into your purse. “Tell you what, why don’t you donate whatever money you were going to give me to a local animal shelter instead? I think it’ll be put to much better use there.”

The TikToker finally manages to pick his jaw up off the floor. He laughs shakily and nods. “Yeah ... yeah I can do that. Wow. Um, thanks for being such a good sport about this. And congrats on, uh, winning, I guess?”

You give him a friendly wink. “Anytime. Have a nice rest of your day!” With that, you turn gracefully on your heel and continue on your way back home, feeling rather smug and deeply appreciative of your wonderfully generous boyfriend.

“Wait!” The TikToker calls out after you. You glance back over your shoulder curiously. He hesitates before asking in an awed voice, “If you don’t mind me asking ... who the hell is your boyfriend?”

An enigmatic smile plays on your lips. “No one special really,” you reply breezily. “Just a guy who loves driving fast cars.”

You leave the gaping TikToker in your wake as you saunter off, already daydreaming about showing your appreciation to Charles later for being the most incredible boyfriend imaginable.

Maybe you really will splurge on those designer shoes after all … and pick up a little something special from the lingerie boutique next door while you’re at it.

Your smile widens. Just as a little thank you to your man, of course. Life is good when you’re in love with Charles Leclerc.

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