#himbo geralt

[0dde11eth]

Geralts not a himbo

He's a hmmmbo

#my nonsense #geralt #himbo geralt

[slumberingcorpse]

A small detail in the witcher books that people seem to overlook is that Geralt plays around with his medallion when he’s thinking. It’s adorable! It needs more attention.

#witcher geralt #witcher #the witcher books #himbo geralt #geralt of rivia #geralt #witcher netflix #witcher tag

[thedemonofcat]

So a very popular headcanon is that Jaskier likley has few siblings. Now hear me out what is Jaskier and all is siblings look almost identical to each other with a few minor differences. (I.e gender, hairstyles, facial hair, height).

Meanwhile Geralt can't seem figured out that Jaskier is managing to multiple.

#the witcher Jaskier siblings #the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #jaskier the witcher #the witcher #joey batey #henry cavill #headcanon #himbo Geralt

[marloeny]

A sketch I colored to ease back into posting. :)

#I already notice some mistakes but I'm too lazy to bother fixing them now lol #i really struggled with making him somewhat look like geralt #don't think i completely succeeded #geralt of rivia #the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #the witcher books #geralt of rivera #fanart #i drew this please don't steal #himbo

[himbo-half-orc]

Jaskier was assigned to be Princess Cirilla's Fairy Godfather. He was good at his job and enjoyed her company. She'd had such sorrow in her early life, he hoped for her sake that her next guardian would be kind to her. He was not prepared however for the gorgeous hunk of a man who was to take care of her. He made Jaskier's wings flutter! The fairy had a job to do, and that was to stay on task and not fall in love with the Witcher thank you very much. That was easier said than done.

#Himbo writes #geralt x jaskier #geraskier fanfic #jaskier #geralt #ciri #fairy godfather #fairy jaskier #please use this prompt if you want to #just make sure to tell me so i can read more #witcher fanfic #fanfic prompt

[catyo90]

So I'm pretty sure I have three specific types of men that attract me. In movies and/or Video games.

🐴🏹⚔️👑

And/or

🦁🛡️🗡️💛

And/or

🐺🖤🍷🤬

#Aragon #Elendil #Thorin #Alistair #Cullen #geralt of rivia #fenris #lord of the rings #rings of power #dragon age #witcher #love these men #men types #there are others but this is my main #main interests #himbos #lone wolves #horse boys #enjoy #catyo90

[iamfuckincrazybutiamfree]

Can not stop thinking about how all geralt had to say to jaskier, for him to drop everything, forgetting about what he did on the mountain and go with him, is

"I need your help"

#and youre telling me they are not in love? #sure honey #sureeeeee #they are boyfriends period #idc #fuck geralt for what he did on the mountain tho #still mad about that #i kinda wanted them to have a big fight #but god #that scene was so intense #i wanted jaskier to get into his whoreson prison blues era and tell geralt to fuck off #but alas #hes a himbo in love #jaskier #geraskier #the witcher #geralt the witcher #jaskier the bard #jaskier dandelion #witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #witcher season 2 #geralt #the witcher s2 spoilers #and the way they look and each other #im never gonna have that

[0dde11eth]

@help-help-i-need-an-adult

Our wisdom must be shared!

#my nonsense #geralt #himbo geralt

[gatecrashing-corneas]

I’m in love with the crop-top look of Geralt’s Kaer Morhen armour set

#TW3 #The Witcher 3 #The Witcher #Vesemir #Geralt is far too smart to be a himbo but he has the look down pat #TW3 Spoilers

[aeide-thea]

tragic that i have cultivated a tumblr presence almost entirely separate from my fannish interests bc like. it's getting hot and i'm bringing my various tiny neon shorts back into circulation, which like, thumbs up, love that for me, obviously i have to do some gender gymnastics 2 feel good abt it but like. love a boy in tiny shorts, be the boy in tiny shorts you want to see in the world, etc—

but really if i'm being honest the thing i think about is like. this one geraskefer fic where geralt and yen are jaskier's married neighbors and their new baby ciri won't stop crying except when she hears him singing thru the wall, only the song of his she likes is the 'tiny shorts song' which is abt, uh, seeing geralt in his running outfit in the mornings...

#like obviously & tragically i do not in fact look like geralt but like. in my heart i do. #Attempting to Give Off Athleisure-Clad Himbo Vibes Even Though Ey Actually Looks Like [Redacted]: The K Story #anyway. lil neon lemon-colored running shorts CAN be masc i SWEAR. flying my lil 80s flag or whatever the era is i mean. #sartorial #(look i realize this post is. very much the thing that it is but if you don't love me at my witcher-fanon gender-nonsense Most then. #why are you here really.) #((really it's okay if yr here for other things and just like. shake yr head at this stuff but.))

[fiatsound]

Lads I’m gonna be honest, I struggled to get into the witcher show but adore the books and games… it was already questionable when I saw articles that they killed off yen, but now they’re replacing the lead role with LIAM HEMSWORTH??? The LEAD ROLE?? The ONE THING that made the show as close and as accurate to the source material as possible??? Hello??? HELLO?????

#think of how many shows they have cancelled prematurely #only to continue on this one with an entire new lead #my $5 says LH will play geralt similar to Thor just less himbo #tea talks

[cesium-sheep]

arin got up to get some tea so I subjected her to a discussion of tumblr sexymen (I disagree with strange that snape is a true tumblr sexyman, although I agree he was a precursor. I also strongly disagree that the doctor is a tumblr sexyman, neither ten nor eleven were frequently divorced from their source material in the manner or degree typical of a sexyman.)

#this led to a discussion of undertale cuz she loved that game a lot #and I was explaining my very loose distant understanding of underfell #since reeeally it's underfell sans who's the sexyman #although much like the onceler that still makes sans a sexyman. #anyway I love my wife and henry cavill should get to play more himbos (and yes geralt is a himbo just dipped in mud)

[thatoneautismwithgreenhair]

i have autism and adhd, and it feels like only when i reeeaaaalllyyy attempt can i create a cognitive thought.

either my brain is too loud and i just blank it out, or my brain is completely blank.

ok when googling 'am i a himbo meme' for a good image with this, i found this.

geralts a fucking himbo how didnt i realise this, i love him even more now

#love for himbo geralt

[himbo-half-orc]

This Pride season, I thought I'd rec some of my favourite aromantic and asexual witcher fics, as I am aro/ace myself and these bring me joy. Most of these are either Geralt x Jaskier or Lambert x Aiden, as those are my favourite pairings, but there are others on the links to the lists provided.

Aromantic Fics

Always Will Be (T) by @jaskierswolf - Triss and Yen can't quite believe that Geralt and Jaskier aren't dating yet.

Loves Me, Loves Me Not (T) by JamieDragon - Jaskier struggles with the knowledge that Geralt loves him, while he doesn't love Geralt. At least not the way he feels he should. No matter how much he tries.

Just Another Quarantine Fic (Gen) by Jlocked - Jaskier’s classes at Oxenfurt U have been moved online due to the partial lockdown of the Continent. It’s no fun sitting alone in his tiny flat, but his students and his own writing project is keeping him busy. So he really doesn’t need the prorector pushing him to contact the team he’s been assigned to in the University’s newest scheme to improve its academic levels. Especially since he doesn’t know any of the people he’s supposed to be working with.

Changeable (T) by YorkandDelta - Aiden isn't sure if he had only convinced himself that he didn't need a soulmate because his mark was broken, or perhaps his mark merely reflected that something inside him was broken, and had been from the start. Then he meets Lambert, a Wolf Witcher who couldn't care less about soul mark nonsense.

Date Night (T) by @himbo-half-orc - Aiden and Lambert meet again after a few weeks separation. Lambert has made some special preparations, but it takes Aiden a long time to realise that this might in fact be a date.

Just Who I'm Not (M) by @bi-aragorn - 'It felt like everyone else had their lives sorted out to some degree, they had their partners, they had people they fancied- for the gods sake, Jaskier had a new person every week. And Geralt would never, could never begrudge him that. That was just who Jaskier was. And it was just who Geralt wasn’t.'

Aro Lists:

I have written a fair few of my own aromantic witcher fics, found here

The @thepassifloradiscord ran an Aro event recently, and you can read the entries here

Asexual Fics

A Little Human Contact (T) by Quillan42 -Geralt has now been officially divorced for longer than he has been married. Eskel and Lambert celebrate by buying him a session with a professional cuddler named Jaskier. Sometimes a little human contact can change everything

Compromise (T) by @kueble - Jaskier isn't sure his gift for Geralt will be well-received, but he ends up getting a great gift of his own in return.

Taking Care of You (T) by @resident-lambert-hoe - After spending a rather athletic evening with Geralt and Eskel, Jaskier noticed a third witcher lingering at the door. Lambert may not have been there for sex, but Jaskier was determined to take care of him either way.

I Never Knew How Much I Needed You (E) by @jaskierswolf - After years of travelling with Geralt, Jaskier who's given up all hope of finding love, comes to the startling realisation that he's in love with Geralt, but Geralt is worried that not wanting sex will drive Jaskier away. Jaskier is a stubborn bard though and he's determined to make their relationship work in a way that suits both of them.

Just Friends (E) by @himbo-half-orc - Lambert invites his friend Aiden to spend the winter with him at Kaer Morhen. They're just friends, but it takes a while for the rest of Lambert's family to understand.

Dangerous Assumptions (E) by @himbo-half-orc - Geralt assumes he is immune to the effects of sex pollen, after all, he's asexual. What's the worst that could happen?

Ace Lists:

You can find a list of my ace fics here

@thepassifloradiscord ran an Ace week event in 2021, and you can read those fics here

#asexual #aromantic #witcher fanfiction #witcher fanfic recs #aro #ace #aroace #fic recs #himbo writes #geralt #jaskier #lambert #aiden #witcher fanfic #eskel #pride

[she-spoke-words]

I love Witcher 3, but oh god, Geralt, can you stop locking in on the wolves when I’m going for the bloody werewolf? I am struggling here! Love you though x

#witcher 3 #Geralt is a himbo #geralt of rivia #the Witcher