I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)
Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.
Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.
The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.
Most of my content takes place in some vague world where Bill has come back to life as a human and is living with the Pines family, but it's been long enough that they know he's harmless as long as they keep an eye on him.
He's a hundred pounds soaking wet. Dipper could probably overpower him. He has to stand on the counter to reach the top shelf. His body is such a bad conductor of magic that even though his power is still somewhere in there, and he could probably force the energy through if he tried hard enough, he'd end up cooking himself from the inside before he could manage anything bigger than simple party tricks.
He's effectively declawed, and as long as he doesn't have time to Rube Goldberg his way into doing something catastrophic there's very little risk in having him around.
Drew another tumblr sexyman descendant! Ngl this is the one I was most excited for but I also has soooo much conflict in coming up with her design. I considered an eyepatch, cyclops, box braids to look like a top hat, wasn’t sure if I’d include the cane or not, yada yada… but hopefully people like what I settled on for her!