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#hermitcraft civil war
darubyprincx · 10 months
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people who have not watched hermitcraft season 6: you all need to understand that mumbo's induction into the g-team went exactly like this.
grian: okay so there's a war and the whole server is taking two sides mumbo: okay grian: we do not want you to join our side. but not like that! because see, the other side will want to have you on their team as well mumbo: ...okay? grian: they're going to invite you on and you will say yes and then start giving us information mumbo: okay! grian: but here's the thing alright. the audience will go over there and tell the other guys what's going on instantly. they'll know you're a mole before they even ask you in. so what you do is you show up and you tell them you'll be an inside agent for them as well mumbo: . okay grian: so you got it? you know what's going on mumbo: yep! [CUT] mumbo: i have NO idea what's going on
the entire situation is best summed up by this comment here
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aquilacraft · 11 months
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It hit me while playing on the S6 server
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platelmintosemperor · 3 months
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Seeing that we started season 10 with a demise rerun and are getting a lot of references to older seasons, here a small list of thing I would love to see again this season:
1- Hermit base swap
That was so fun on s7 and id love to see it again, especially with the smaller scale hermits want to take their bases this time the swap changes would be even more noticable.
2- Server wide civil war:
Of course asking for ALL hermits to participate would not be realistic, especially taking acount of some lore-phobic tendencies some of them have (like zed, that simply ignored the whole moon thing on s8) but a big prank war like in s6 would be a lot of fun!
3- More apparances of hermits alter egos
I quite like how some hermits have fun alter egos like EX, Worm Man, Helsknight, Poultry Man, Ariana Griande and others and i would love to see more of them! Maybe even some new ones????
4- HERMITCHALLANGES!!
Loved them in s7 and nos with even more hermits and them all being so close together those would be even more fun.
5- Grumbot
Please bring my little terryfing boy back. We love him and Mumbo loves him, grian too tho hes a bit scared after Gb prime. But he deserves to live againg.
I am really enjoying this season and these things would be very fun to see. If you have anything else you would like to see please tell me in the tags!! Im very curious about what people teally liked from past seasons, especially people that have watched from longer then me (i started in s6)
(Also i think it can be seen what season has been my favorite lol)
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convexicalcrow · 4 months
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"I could blow it up right now, guys. We could blow it up right now and start this war. Oh, I so want to."
It's not that people mistook Grian as a catalyst for war, but for Cub, he found himself thriving during the Civil War. Vex magic had never been this potent, and not just because of the vast ravine of Vex magic crystals that had been found under the ConCorp complex. Chaos, bloodshed, carnage, it all filled Cub's dreams, as did the happy screaming of the Vex as war came closer.
The problem was that the Hermits weren't quite as eager for war as Cub was, and without Scar around to, well, not temper his more stupid and risky ideas, but to at least be a sounding board, Cub went a little mad as the two teams built their bases and then did nothing. There were traps, there was psychological warfare, there were attempts to play one team against the other. As a neutral party only interested in war profitteering, Cub was just in it for the diamonds and the chaos. It was in ConCorp's interest to start the war, after all! ConCorp doesn't start ceasefires, they end them. And Cub was determined to end this one.
The Hermits looked like tiny mice circling the flag as they gathered around it. Cub was hiding above them on a drone, though given how high up he was, he probably didn't need to be invisible. Still, better to take every precaution. And someone had placed TNT on the flag, and his bow fingers were itching to loose an arrow. He could hit it from here. He could blow that flag up. They'd blame each other. Conflict would ensue!
God, it was so tempting. But he had to wait, heart pounding in his chest, as he counted Hermits, trying to determine when they had all arrived. It was so close, he was so close to the war he wanted. He coupled his comms unit into the drone's audio feed so he was able to listen in to their conversation without being present. He didn't want them to know he was here, that would ruin everything.
"So guys, I'm, I'm having second thoughts about this, you know. Because I dunno about you, but I've spent a lot of time building up this base. This is like a whole season's worth of work we've put in here, so you know, is it worth it? Dunno if I want to do this," Grian said, and his words did nothing to calm Cub's nerves.
"You're afraid I'm gonna blow holes in it with my ghast cannon!" Impulse jeered.
Grian's terrified 'yes!' in reply didn't help. God, Cub wanted to blow that flag up right now. Let the war begin already! None of these second thoughts. No walking back now. They'd built their bases. They'd built their weapons. They'd set traps and found a battlefield and done more than enough sabre-rattling for Cub's liking. The only thing missing was bloodshed. The battlefield was crying out for blood. Let the Hermits bleed for each other, let the chaos reign! The Vex would have this war one way or another!
"Okay, this is gonna be a very delicate procedure guys, I think we gotta bomb 'em, we gotta bomb 'em," Cub decided, having had enough of their back and forth taunting.
He looked down through the wings of the drone, trying to find the best place to bomb. "'k, potion check, potion check," he muttered to himself, making sure he had enough time left, which he did. "We're good, we're good."
There were a few spots between the wings of the drone where the flag would be easily hittable from his position. If not a bow, some TNT might also do the trick if he timed it right. And he did have some TNT and a flint and steel at hand. He just had to get the aim and the timing right.
"Alright, this is good, this is good, people are trash-talking, this is fantastic! Yep, yep, this is it, this is the moment! They're gonna blame each other! They're gonna blame each other!"
He started placing TNT around the drone, and lit it, sending it down on them as he flew away from it, waiting to see the carnage. Vex magic was flooding through his body as the deaths came in, god this was glorious. He could taste a little blood on his tongue. Now the true carnage could begin!
Welsknight was blown up by cubfan135 MumboJumbo was blown up by cubfan135 Tango was blown up by cubfan135
"There we go, there we go, there we go! We got 'em! We got 'em! Let's get out of here! Let's get out of here! There we go! There we go! Perfect! Perfect!"
Cub laughed as he moved away from them, the slow falling potion allowing him to get away without using rockets which would have given his position away. He landed some distance away, close enough to see what was unfolding.
"Shots fired! So many shots fired!" Cleo could be heard saying over the cries of shock and accusations.
"We did it, guys! We did it, we did it!"
Nothing felt better than this, seeing them all scatter and blame each other. Sure, a drone had been sacrified, but it was for the greater good, especially once the ghast cannon fired up. The G Team's lawn was on fire, zombies were flooding into the ghast cannon's grounds, chaos took hold as both teams finally fell into conflict. Cub was happy, the Vex were singing, this is what it's all about, baby!
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as-de-spadas · 1 year
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Just finished Grian’s episode 60 of his Season 6 POV and..
OH BOY
There was: 
-A full on Prank War that later evolved on the Civil War (Which was just. Such a mess)
-The heist of the Market Stock (NOW I UNDERSTAND THE “No one touches my bush” VERSE ON HERMITGANG!)
-The initial battle
-The flag war
-The Star-Team Base being an Escher nightmare
-The G-Team being absolute fuck-ups through the whole thing and somehow WINNING ANYWAY.
-Iskall generating the whole conflict just because.
-Poultry-Man retiring and chilling in a beach
-The Hidden Diorite Shop
-The creation of the Poultry-Cave
-The birth of Sahara
-Grian pretending to be a secretary “dO yOu WaNt SoMe SaNd??!”
-Him creating a parrot dancing room while the others do redstone
-The “did you die?” boxes
-Sherlock Grian v.s The Jangler (which was like, the funniest thing ever)
-Sherlock Grian seeing Ren and Doc and inmediately thinking “Middle age crisis” and “Mentaly unstable” lmaooooo
-Grian calling Ren Scooby Doo for the rest of the case and reenacting the unmasking scene with Scar
-Scar creating the Jangler personality by accident.
-The Mistery of the Salmon Man
-The first appearance of Ariana Griande on Sahara News.
-Grian starting the Elytra Course
-Grian having an infinity room of a wardrobe. Like, the man has 7000 skins.
I love this weird and psychotic man.
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thathermitweirdo · 1 year
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Well Grian and Scar are screwed.
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dragonflavoredcake · 2 years
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[Season 6 civil war]
Iskall, to Grian: We need some kind of distraction.
Grian: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
[One minute later]
Ariana Griande: LUAU!
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HOW HAVE I SEEN NOBODY POSTING ABOUT SCAR KILLING “MI AMORA”!!! DIFFERENT SIDES ARE FORMING!!! CIVIL WAR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!
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free-my-boy-grumbot · 2 years
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i love you hermitcraft season 6 i love you grain’s juice blender of a base i love you sahara trio i love you hermitcraft civil war i love you team star diss track i love you jangler i love you early grumbo shippers i love you poultry man i love you afk song i lo
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pixiemage · 2 years
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I’ve just realized that Tango and Impulse were on opposing sides for both the Civil War in S6 and The Mycellium War in S7. Team ZIT partially divided lol. What was Zed doing during all that? Standing on the side cheering both of them on and refusing to choose a side? Because somehow that’s totally in character for him.
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conivolos · 11 months
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forgot how much of a banger hermit gang is until a few weeks ago so randomly when im listening to music it will just start playing and confuses the shit out of me for a sec
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darubyprincx · 10 months
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i didn't want to draw a background for this so it's a hermicraft s6 civil war chatbox prompt thing now i guess
by the way, reblog this if you liked this please <3 (<- threat, holding a Claymore)
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Xisuma's verse in Hermit Gang aged badly, rip.
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flurmitcraff · 1 month
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Joe, regarding the permit office: "I'm not an ask for permission person I'm more of a seek forgiveness person but also I don't really care if they forgive me so I'm just kind of a person. Good luck!"
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theminecraftbee · 2 years
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sometimes i remember the most devastating attack of the season six civil war that no one talks about, which is that time joe was at a con and so he let a bunch of kids use his minecraft account to cross team star’s moat and leave a sign there saying that they had crossed it and it had been easy. and then he held this up and said look your defenses are so ineffective that people who aren’t even on hermitcraft could cross them. like. how did team star not just immediately lose to that. i certainly couldn’t come back from a blow that devastating.
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roenais · 2 years
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u know theyre the duo of all time when i could've added 5 more arcs to this and only didnt because i like the even number
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