this is my favorite "i met a celebrity in new york" story:
way back in 2014 i was a groomsman in my friend's wedding in brooklyn. he was staying in a hotel suite, and i came up there the morning of the wedding to prep with the rest of the wedding party
while we were getting ready, he remarked that the people next door to his suite were up late having incredibly loud sex. he and his friends were partying so it didn't really bother them, they just thought it was funny.
the photographer was there too to take a few pics. he stepped out to grab new equipment, and when he came back he goes "dude, I think I saw DMX in the hallway". he then went back out.
the groom was still getting ready, so he threw a towel on and ran out of the bathroom because he didn't want to miss him, but before he could reach the door, fucking DMX himself walked in with the photographer. he was the one in the suite next door.
he gave the groom well wishes and advice about about how it's a "big commitment to only one pussy". i was so shocked i didnt even get a pic in the room, but i still have this one on my phone when we saw them again downstairs:
rest in peace DMX i cant believe this is how i met you
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WHO WAS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SENT HERMITGANG TO WILBUR FUCKING SOOT?!
HIS FACE.
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Ultor never should have gotten involved with Umbrella...
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Warning: Violence, potential spoilers
Title: X Gon Give It To Ya
Editor: Maka Yultia
Song: X Gon' Give It To Ya (Epic Version, Crossfire x Trailer Music)
Artist: DMX
Anime: Shingeki no Kyojin
Category: Action
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I really fucking hate being the person in my city that walks away and people go "oh. thats right. trans men DO exist. I should ask peoples pronouns more" because I never get that courtesy when im walking up. and also I would never have gotten that courtesy if I still said "his/her pronouns are both fine." its also so funny 🤣 that its so easy to use they/them pronouns for me but not for people who actually go by they/them. it's so fu
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I’ve gone bonkers I think
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Was thinking tonight about how bizarre it is that in a Durge run you could have THE climatic redemption moment—best Orin, reject your father—and then have to deal with the hot topic goth incel you used to date.
Imagine, if you will:
Durge: “OK. Karlach, you kick open the door. Astarion, you start the playlist. Wyll—get to eldritch blasting as soon as you see him. Got it?”
Tadfools: “Got it.”
Karlach: Smashes down door
Astarion: Starts blasting Taylor’s Swift’s “WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER”
Wyll: Stares Astarion, then at Durge. “Really? Really?”
Durge: “DO YOUR GODSDAMN JOB, WYLL.”
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