#her friends are rolling their eyes

[beetle-drip]

Eden may I pls feel your muscles?

"Come on over and cop a feel, shuga~"

#smug aura #the life of a hot bitch is trying but god she is succeeding swimmingly #her friends are rolling their eyes #don't recommend asking when she's eating #my oc #oc ask #eden #gator goons #beetle ask #had to do a shitty doodle for this one #might not for all

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[svtskneecaps]

see everyone worried and fretted and panicked and yet quesadilla island looked at pepito and went

#qsmp #qsmp pepito #this post is not about roier's parenting i PROMISE you don't need to defend your cubito #this is literally about pepito being bobbled between caretakers #bad etoiles foolish forever bagi pac and more that i just haven't seen #just. people who have shown an interest and desire to hang out with pepito and keep pepito safe #pepito went to find parents and look!! look!!! #listen. listen. to me the qsmp is about love. not mystery not roleplay not drama not plot. #the qsmp is at its ABSOLUTE best when it is People Talking To Each Other #purgatory was AMAZING for me as a bolas viewer bc if bolas was in the server THEY WERE IN A CALL they were CONSTANTLY talking and i THRIVED #people adopting each other into their fake families in the most middle school childlike wondrous form of love there is #when you like your friend so much they're your fake spouse. your fake child. your fake parent. your fake sibling. #eggs and parents that's LOVE tubbo and fred that's LOVE tazercraft and walter bob that's LOVE; cellbit and roier; phil and missa #baghera and bad and forever; bad and bagi; pierre and maxo; maxo and EVERYTHING his son his daughter his partner the theory bros #favela six that's LOVE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SERVER EVEN ELENA WHO WE'VE KNOWN FOR AN HOUR IS ABOUT LOVE. HER PARTNER IS HER DRIVE. #jaiden's story is driven by LOVE the hole from the love of her son and chasing cucurucho's 'love' in return it's LOVE it's UNDERSTANDING #there's so much love and i'm biased to my povs but holy shit i will repeat it until y'all roll your eyes seeing me on the dash #like NOT THIS ANIME POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BULLSHIT AGAIN no i'm right u can't fight me #block game brainrot #shut up vic

[only-one-brain-cell]

“None of which we had access to for security.” Oh really? Then how the fuck was JJ able to play Scrabble with her then?????

#criminal minds #this makes me so mad #warning the following tags will turn into a novel #this and the fight between Spencer and JJ #how was she able to look Spencer in the eye and say Emily is dead and help him grive while also playing Scrabble with her #did Hotch play any online games with her?? NO #“but she couldn’t tell him” pretty sure she also couldn’t play online word games with her #“he’s my best friend” I mean you roll your eyes every time he opens his mouth or you shut up down whenever he talks about his interests #but yeah your his ”best friend” #not Emily ”I’m so proud of you” “never stop being you” #or Penelope “I know I’m sorry” *presses two fingers to her lips then to his forhead* Spencer: ☺️ #also Pen: *keeps his secrets despite not being able to keep anyone else’s* #she didn’t tell anyone about his mom when she found out nor did she tell Tara or Luke about his addiction #AND THEN HIS “BESTIE” JJ IMMEDIATELY DID #I’m sorry what was this post about oh yeah “dead Emily”

[chirpsythismorning]

Anyways the milkshake theory is so real

#byler #mike subtly trying to one up will over his gf being better #bc that's what guy friends do #like him and dustin #but he has to do it subtly bc he's too much of a scaredy cat to ask will about this girl he 'likes' (according to el) #and so when mike makes a subtextual joke about his milkshake being better (his girlfriend being better) #and angela rolls up at that exact moment #comedic timing that 99.99% of the audience missed #also interesting that mike seems sort of dejected after this conversation... #i think mike thought he won in his little gf competition with dustin in the episode previous #he kind of just laughed off dustins remark but it does look like he felt sure of himself #the problem was that his arguments for why his gf is better cannot compete with will's gf in his eyes #bc what mike sees is will being practically entranced by angela #us the audience knows that's not what's happening #but based on everything leading up to this point #mike gets the impression upon meeting angela and watching will 'pine' after her longingly #that this is THE girl will made the painting for... #and will's visible attraction to angela (again from mike's unreliable pov) outweighs mike's attraction to el #which is why he gives his milkshake another sip #only to look dissapointed #he didn't win this round #will is in love with a girl and mike cannot compete because he is not in love with *gunshots*

[hotvampireadjacent]

Me: how was your weekend

Co worker: awful. Bad

Me: awww I’m sorry. Any reason in particular

Co worker: because I didn’t have any canes

Me: that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!

#certified caniac to caniac conversation #our friend who doesn’t like canes just rolled her eyes #hurff durff

[bbqhooligan]

omfg in the end of Saiki K Live Action its pretty much implied he was going to let her have the date she worked so hard for because she had solved everything else, then the rival school delinquents attack, etc etc and when he rewinds the time to do it perfectly this time, he catches Teruhashi's coy glance his way and he exasperatedly smiles with affection. thats the only way i can describe that expression literally he looks like hes trying to hold his face in place but the smile is bursting out by force causing the awkwardness. THEY HAD THEIR DATE IN THE LIVE ACTION UNIVERSE

#mypost #saiki k #saikik #saiki k live action #saiteru #terusai #idk how to explain it but live action saiki is more into teruhashi than anime saiki #like saiki is also begrudgingly going along with her schemes but live action saiki feels like. hes actively suppressing this... #this...inclination to like her? like he almost does #hes always blankly going “i cant like someone who thinks like that” but it almost feels like playfully telling your friend theyre being evi #like “lmao ok you know what i cant be friends w you anymore ok bye” #i cant like someone like this teruhashi-san *eye roll* *lets her grab his arm and run all the way to the gym* #idk the FONDNESS is stronger to me. maybe the blank voice+ limitation of animation makes saiki look more dead #and kento yamazakis face betrays anything. like that twinkle in his eyes when she genuinely asked him if he was ok with no ulterior motive #he went O.O -.- oh yea im fine. thanks. #great acting great direction i caught every crumb

[merlinemrys]

anyway im obsessed with merwen’s crush era they should’ve kissed more actually 🙄

#shows #bbc merlin #merlin s1 #merwen #gwen #merlin #text #tais toi lys #post 1x04 they’re a little awkward around each other but they’re still friends and then one day merlin kisses her out of the blue and they #and they both stop what they’re doing and giggle and then merlin catches her smiling mouth with his—slower this time—and deepens their kiss #and they continue doing that for a few months because they have an unspoken agreement that they DO like each other but they’re far too busy #to ever become romantically involved and then they get Separate crushes on other people and they don’t kiss anymore but there is always a #fondness in their hearts whenever they see each other; a little secret between them! sometimes (when gwen is queen) they make jokes about it #and arthur’s like ‘merlin what are you prattling on about?’ and merlin grins and kisses gwen’s hand before saying ‘oh nothing much sire. #just flirting with your wife!’ and arthur rolls his eyes while gwen giggles and kisses his cheek before she pushes him away #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM AHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOO NORMAL #*

[samarecharm]

Oh my GOD Akira getting pissy and jostling the bag Morganas in after he offers up the attic space WITHOUT asking Akira first, and saying ‘oh youll be the one to convince boss :3’ is so funny to me. He was so ready to throw hands w this cat.

#chattin #thinkin of him watching everything unfold with wide eyes #its happening TOO fast what do u mean my attic????? #and the scowl on his face when morgana makes that comment #hes pouty for all of ten seconds #but…he likes them #u can tell he just rolls over for friends that get through to his heart #also UNRELATED #(the scenes played back to back) #makoto thinking to herself ‘what do i want…’ and her first thought of ryuji saying he supports the theives #like. waugh. despite the game trying to convince u otherwise; he does have a way with words #hes very compelling and he speaks from his heart all the time #and its nice to think that him being so loud and honest is what convinced makoto to join the team #ryuji makoto friendship forever…………

[everysongineverykey]

i love toriel so much in both undertale and deltarune though she has her flaws and she isn't great at communication or taking care of herself she is trying SO hard and she does everything out of care for others. she left the throne to protect other humans that fell down she fought frisk because she was scared for them she came back to save frisk from asgore because she realized she couldn't let them kill him even after everything he'd done. her compassion and strong sense of right and wrong is CENTRAL to her character and if you genuinely believe she's as bad as or worse than asgore then uhhh. i mean i'm not gonna tell you not to interact but like keep that shit to yourself💙

#replayed chapter 2 last night and man!! man! #she knows susie's reputation and she probably knows she's a bully #BUT SHE DOESN'T ACT COLD TO HER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! #SHE INVITES HER IN TO MAKE PIE WITH HER AND THEN SHE INVITES HER TO STAY OVER #BECAUSE SHE SAW SOMEONE PROWLING AROUND OUTSIDE AND WORRIES ABOUT SUSIE'S SAFETY #IF SHE GOES HOME ALONE IN THE DARK! #SHE DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE WHAT SHE'S HEARD ABOUT SUSIE! #ALL SHE SAYS TO KRIS IS 'leave the chalk alone!' WITH A GIGGLE #BECAUSE SHE SEES THAT KRIS TRUSTS HER! AND THAT SHE'S THEIR FRIEND! #AND SHE TRUSTS KRIS' JUDGMENT! SHE TREATS THEIR FRIENDS WELL #BECAUSE SHE'S GENUINELY HAPPY THAT THEY'RE FINALLY CONNECTING WITH KIDS THEIR AGE #AND SO SHE GIVES SUSIE A CHANCE AND DOESN'T JUDGE HER AT ALL #AND SHE FINDS SHE LIKES SUSIE VERY MUCH! THEY MAKE PUNS TOGETHER. THEY MAKE PUNS TOGETHER!!! #and you can see the effect it has on susie too!! she clearly respects toriel and knows her somehow (unclear how) #and toriel's just invited her into her house! her friend's mum! has invited her over for pie! #so her whole attitude changes! she stops slouching all of a sudden! she tries not to swear! #except she doesn't even need to do that! because toriel's cool with all that! and susie finds that she can relax around her!!! #and they make puns together. they make puns together. i'm sorry that's SO important to me. #susie apparently likes puns. she likes puns. you'd expect her character archetype to roll her eyes at them #but she doesn't. there's no hint of annoyance at the 'snoozie' pun. just a laugh. #and then she immediately counters with snoriel! i love!! i adore!!! #susie's comfortable around her! comfortable enough to spend the night at her house with kris! she falls asleep immediately! #granted susie must be a pretty tired kid what with the eyebags and all but still! #wow man. wow. i adore toriel💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[justplainmels]

4.03 | Upgrades

“So, no increase then, eh?”

#stargate #sg1 #stargate sg1 #stargateedit #sg1edit #jack o’neill #janet fraiser #anise #omg the look on janet’s face #yes this is my best friend’s idiot husband #and i will roll my eyes for her #i love it #just mels edits #mels sg1 s4 #upgrades #*jack #*janet

[thedevotionaltour]

even for period typical ableism it still drives me nuts for karen to go oh poor matt how can he deal and get around as if he hasn't been blind most of his life at this point and living on his own by himself as an adult for his entire adult life after college and has also lived in the city his whole life like girl use your damn brain he can get around by himself just fine. good god. like take five seconds to use your brain. literally adult man who lives by himself if nothing else that should tell you he is fine and when he needs assistance has the knowledge and ability to go get it you act as if he can't even walk on the sidewalk by himself. he literally shows up to work by himself. it drives me up the wall sometimes how she sees proof of him functioning fine independently literally witnesses it on the daily and still thinks these things. like again foggy isn't great either bc again the period typical ableism (and just general ableism in the world outside of this period as this is a common attitude of viewing disabled people as helpless and unable to function even if they are people who do live independently (and im not touching on people who do need extra support and caretaking in this context. as this post is about these characters in the context of a story. so im talking about what we see there instead of any truly meaningful nuanced way) but the writing here is like. Particularly this way due to the time) he has a modicum more of understanding that matt is literally a capable grown adult man. literally told karen matt is a big boy who can handle himself and then karen went b-b-but you forget he's blind as if foggy hasn't known him for years of his life and is his best friend like PLEASE SEE HIM AS AN ADULT. I AM GOING TO GO INSANE. PLEASE RESPECT HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO DEARLY. AND EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T. JUST RESPECT HIM AS A PERSON!!!!!!

#i think it's particularly maddening bc we have seen characters be able to understand civillian matt is like. more than just Blind Man. #i am always highly aware of period typical writing and can remember the context etc etc but sometimes. #sometimes it truly. truly does drive me up the wall. especially when other characters have been capable of not being That Level #of infantalizing. again foggy still isn't much better in a lot of respects he is just as capable of and has been as infantilizing #and insulting as karen has been. for sure. on multiple occassions. no questions asked. but i dont think he does it to the extent karen does #as in we dont see it on page just as much. it's just a bit less. so we see karen focus on it far more. to an almost exaggerated extent #part of that is the romance plot of ohhh i cannot possibly love a blind man while foggy is matt;s best friend of many years #so of course it will be in the way of the stan lee and old romance comics schools of writing that this goes down and is written like this. #of course we see her focus on it a touch more in a different way bc she's still getting to know matt and hasnt witnessed him #for about like a decade(? they met in undergrad right?) function on his own the way foggy has. but jesus christ man. good god. #at a certain point even with the period time context it does just still leave a bad taste. at certain points it becomes less eye roll #and far more maddening and hard to push down. bc it is gross. no matter what time period it is. #again. both of them are pretty disrespectful towards matt about it at this point even if mostly in their inner monologues or dialogues #with each other and not super to matt's face about it every time. but still. sometimes karen drives me far more crazy about it than foggy. #becase at least foggy can in fact recognize every now and then. matt is a perfectly capable grown man who can function and thrive. #and is someone who lives independently but also can know how to get assistance when needed. #while karen at this point has never really once given matt the benefit of that assumption despite witnessing his capabilities. #because even with his act of trying to fit the image ppl have of him. he still functions within that! and shows he can do things! #and ask for help when he needs it! even within his act of making himself smaller and quieter for others. #he's still like. adult man who lives his life. and does stuff on his own time. #i cant really speak about matt on any more deeper level than that in regards to his disabilities. i am not disabled. #i only speak as a reader and someone watching what these characters do and have proven to be able to do and how they act. #so i can only talk about karen and foggy's behaviors and attitudes in that regard. #and also as a person with like. basic understanding of other ppl living their lives. that all ppl live their own damn lives however it is #like most ppl on planet earth. #i apologize if any of my wording here is bad or if i dont talk on it well as none of this in the real world stuff is my lived experience #and you are free to go hey. incorrect. think about that or word that differently. #ok i promise im done now it's just. EUGH. UGH!!!!! #static.soundz

[theprestigegirly]

that girl in my english class that i hate forced me to send her all of my notes on an hour long documentary that she didn’t watch

#okay don’t read tags unless we’re friends bc lowkey vent under tags #personal #she literally leaned over me and forced me to send them #why am i doing her fucking hoemwork #she’s such a fugly bitch #she’s so clapped she’s such a mean bitch #i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her #i hate her i hate her #she’s such a munter she smells like so..? bodyspray #i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her #I HATE HER #SHES SO MEAN #SHE ROLLS HER EYES WHEN I TALK #SHES THE WORST #IM CRYING ON THE BUS #I CANT GO TO CLASS ANYMORE #I H A T E HER #actually sobbing on the way home #she’s so horrible #she’s way bigger than me too #she’s 6 foot and i’m 5’2 #and she hangs out with the scary kids that do drugs #i’m really upset about it she makes me hate my favourite class

[8rujaa]

my therapist really saved me….

#tw abuse // tw sa #i can’t sleep bc i keep thinking about this. #like i probably would’ve not been here if it weren’t for her #i started seeing her january of 2023… my life has changed entirely since then and she was definitely the one who got the ball rolling #literally so much has changed since then and it’s all because of her #i was so dissociated during our first few sessions #thanks to her i was able to get diagnosed and medicated for adhd. i was able to realize i was in an abusive situation and plan a way out #i was able to focus on myself and my healing and she’s helped me reframe so much of my negative thinking #i was able to process a lot of emotions and become a better version of myself with each session #she’s truly incredible. #i remember the first comment she made about the relationship had been ‘’so it’s like there’s an imbalance of control in the relationship’’ #i had put my partners on such a high pedestal that i had no idea they could be doing anything wrong #and i asked her what she meant and she said ‘from what you’ve been describing it’s sounds like a strict parents and child type of dynamic’ #she told me they didn’t need to understand why i wanted to leave and they didn’t need to make that decision. if that’s what was going to be #best for me the only thing i could do is let them know my reasoning and simply leave. i didn’t need their permission.’’ #i remember being so confused at that realization bc like… i had been putting their emotions over mine the whole time i had forgotten simply #doing what’s best for me was an option… l #ever since then i’ve been putting myself first and it’s been a steady uphill from rock bottom… i’ve made an incredible amount of progress #when i first started with her getting out of bed and walking to the kitchen was incredibly difficult and took all my strength. #yesterday i conquered a mountain!!!!!!! i hiked all the way to the top!!!!! :D #me a year ago thought it was going to take me years and years to recover. as soon as i left i made leaps of progress #im incredibly proud of myself and grateful for her. and my reiki lady she’s also been a great great help. #the silver lining is i realized who really matters. and the relationships i cared about deepened. #my sweet virgo friend was the one who was always like ‘THATS A GROWN ASS MAN WHO CANT UNDERSTAND BASIC CONSENT???’ #LMFAO i would be like ‘but he has trauma and bla bla bla’ she looked me dead in the eyes and said #’jess you said with your last boyfriend that you would never make excuses for a man who was hurting you again. stop defending him.’ #she’s really a gem and i treasure her with my life. i hope she knows i love her. she’s family at this point #she’s also literally saved my life before (like deadass called 911 for help) #im glad i had the support system i had. that was a rough situation with so many layers and im glad i got through it #my 22nd year of life was by far the worst of my life and i don’t ever want to put myself in that situation again. im glad i learned.

[apolloskazoo]

ellie finding paw patrol themed bandaids around jackson & snatching them & bringing them home bc she thinks they’re funny. her seeing joel asleep on the couch and trying to stifle her cackles as she starts putting paw patrol bandaids on all of his scars (he’s a hardened apocalypse survivor, he’s got a lot). him waking up and ellie being unable to hold in her laughter, and she tells him not to take them off no matter what

joel going out on patrol a couple of hours later covered in paw patrol bandaids

“joel what—”

“don’t ask.”

#the idea of joel taking out a ton of clickers like a badass while being covered in little kid themed bandaids is sending me #I love it #plot twist joel was awake while ellie was putting them on bc he’s a light sleeper #but he pretends to sleep and be shocked when he wakes up just to make her laugh #tommy makes fun of him SO MUCH when he gets to the dining hall with them on #ellie is v proud of her work and the citizens of jackson #who are normally very very afraid of him #are very confused #some are even brave enough to come up and say “hey I love ur bandaids” #joel rolls his eyes #but he loves the compliments lmao #inspired by my friend giving me a paw patrol bandaid #it’s on my thumb as I type this #marshall sky(e?) and the girl one are on it #Idk her name and I only knew the Dalmatian as “the coward one” until a friend corrected me so #anyway any hardcore paw patrol fans out there wanna tell me who tf the girl one is #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams #joel miller #ellie and joel

[thedroloisms]

me when i can't even keep my best friend's story straight while trying to 'uplift her voice' bc im so desperate to keep myself from looking like a shitty person

#'if i were to know that something was going to happen to her i wouldve made her leave with me' IT HAPPPENED WHILE YOU WERE THERE #LIKE BE FUCKING FR #im done im done im just rolling my eyes so hard. girl i dont even think you need to be out here crucifying yourself this hard for #what at the end of the day was an honest mistake while ur friend was in an uncomfortable situation #but the more you dig this hole the less sympathy i feel for you IM NGL