Somewhere out there, a child weeps for the loss of their First Printing Hellmo card. I know I should seek them out... but the strength it would bring to my deck is undeniable.
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I need a meet cute where Kirby tries to assemble her furniture but she can't and to top it off she needs someone to fix her sink. She is new to a appartment complex and just calls this Carpenter Handy Services, little did she know she was in for a ride.
OH PLEASE
sam and tara show up at her door with a huge toolbox. sam sits on the ground and takes a quick look at the ikea manual, not saying a single word, while tara talks to kirby about school, how they're going and all of that.
kirby keeps staring at sam's arms and how they flex whenever she lifts and pins stuff, how they expand when she moves her arm to twist table legs.
this spectacle goes on for 30 minutes and she can't take her eyes off of it.
kirby isn't even listening completely to what the younger carpenter says beside her. tara doesn't mind, though, cause she notices what kirby is doing and can't help but giggle and smirk as she watches her friend thirsting over her sister.
(when sam finishes and gets up to look at them, she is so confused, because kirby is incredibly flustered and tara seems like she just saw the funniest thing ever)
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Secret reason why Jackie doesn't get Lottie's french: Lottie is using quebecois french.
Accepted hc. This is canon now
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Sometimes you have to channel your inner hellmo
*does hellmo pose*
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Not me getting a headache because I forgot to drink a single drop of water all day…. but look how cute are my little cross stitch works.
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hellmo anya is my pride and joy
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hanging out with my friend Godzilla
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Made this for my sister's 28th birthday
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Today was MY FRIDAY (secretly Thursday) and the horrible work week is OVER so tonight I am going to LAZE and PLAY THE FLAME IN THE FLOOD
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This meme idea has been in my head ever since I read this scene.
!SPOILERS FOR UNWIND BY NEAL SHUSTERMAN BELOW CUT!
Levi Calder becoming a clapper, unknown year colorized
He was literally 13 during the entire book, how am I not supposed to think he viewed himself like this when he became a clapper?
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Perish in Flames
A blown-up design for a tacky Christmas jumper. You'll see the small version, hopefully, soon. That and some Hellmo.
(I wish nothing but happiness for the Gävle goat)
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