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I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased
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k25ff · 5 hours
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silliest girl award
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k25ff · 6 hours
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k25ff · 1 day
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I’m reading reviews of off-brand maxtrax style recovery boards and this review kills me. Imagine being that UPS driver, delivering a package to some guy at the end of this muddy clay road and of course you fucking get stuck and you think “well, my day just went to shit” but then the guy you just made the delivery to busts the package open and pulls out a set of recovery boards and gets you unstuck in one shot, can you even imagine 
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k25ff · 1 day
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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k25ff · 2 days
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DE WINTON’S GOLDEN MOLE ALIVE AND WELL LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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k25ff · 2 days
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I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
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k25ff · 2 days
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k25ff · 3 days
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k25ff · 3 days
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remember, if you change Indesign preferences, you have to exit the program abnormally using the "exit" command instead of letting it exit through the normal process of crashing for the changes to stick!
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k25ff · 3 days
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k25ff · 3 days
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Discord suggestion for the symbols of Worlds Without Number's basic magical disciplines – High Magic, Elementalism and Necromancy. (Worlds Without number has a free version, give it a peruse. It's great.) (1617)
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k25ff · 3 days
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Like this?
my new martial arts technique where I strike a nerve cluster that causes your body to instantly undergo the changes of roughly four years of feminizing hormone therapy
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k25ff · 3 days
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Tit for tat.
Based off of this post by contemptible-scoundrel. (1616)
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k25ff · 4 days
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was arguing with opti today about whether there's someone out there who considers water a dipping sauce. my stance is that within the vast diversity of 8 billion people on earth there's got to be at least some sicko who dips their fries in plain water. what do you think
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k25ff · 4 days
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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