#he's such a bitch

[emma-d-klutz]

People on here are always like, “I don’t know why modern adaptations always make Sherlock Holmes an asshole. He is extremely polite and nice to everyone.” 

Meanwhile you turn to the second page of any Sherlock Holmes short story, and he’s going on like, “Watson, thank you for making it! You know you’re the only one I can trust I appreciate you so much <3. We’re going to go assist our bestie, Lestrade, because he’s so dumb he not only wouldn’t figure out my insights on his own - he wouldn’t even understand them if I didn’t have you there to translate. Man, he’s so out of it, I bet he wouldn’t even have deduced which side of you was facing the light while shaving, which is so totally obvious, because you look like a depressed slob who doesn’t own a mirror on one side but not the other. He’d hang an innocent man. Go, team!”

Now if you want to argue that’s he not an asshole for that; he’s just a little too honest and his filter is a little wonky and it’s probably a touch of autism, that's fair. But this man is, like, northeast nice at best. He’s New Jersey nice. Helps you shovel your car out of the snow and lectures you while doing it nice. 

#and i love him #he's such a bitch #i have made this post before and i will keep making this post til y'all get it #sherlock holmes #i'm paraphrasing (very obviously) but this exact thing did happen and several similar opening conversations too #this is literally my favorite kind of character though #i mean obviously #as someone who talks about batman far far too much #gotta love an emotionally unadjusted bitch with a hypercompetent intelligence who secretly cares so so so so sososososoosos much #often not a secret actually #openly cares sos sos sosososososos much but doesn't always know what to say

[its-sakurachan]

so my hand slipped,,,,,

#me when dilfs #he's such a bitch #he EXACTLY knows how hot he is #and he's very fucking right #oh fuck harvey please #stardew valley fanart #sdv harvey #sdv fanart #stardew valley harvey #stardew fanart #harvey sdv #harvey stardew valley #stardew art #stardew harvey #i love him omg #stardew valley #sdv #my art #stardew #dr harvey #harvey #harvey stardew #itssakura

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz being horrible to Kuwei in chapter 3 (with Jesper occasionally acting as a Kaz-translator + a jab at Matthias because apparently Kaz can't stop himself) <3

"What did I tell you?" Kaz growled, pointing his cane at him.

"My Kerch isn't very good," protested Kuwei.

"Don't run games on me, kid. It's good enough. Stay in the tomb."

Kuwei hung his head. "Stay in the tomb," he repeated, glumly.

"Well?" Jesper prodded.

"I have other interests," Kuwei replied.

Kaz's black gaze pinned Kuwei like the tip of a dagger. "I suggest rethinking your priorities."

Jesper gave Kuwei another nudge. "That's Kaz's way of saying, 'Help Wylan or I'll seal you up in one of these tombs and see how that suits your interests.'"

"I would prefer to go to Ravka," he repeated more firmly. Kaz's flat black gaze fastened on Kuwei and held. Kuwei squirmed nervously. "Why is he looking at me this way?"

"Kaz is wondering if he should keep you alive," said Jesper. "Terrible for the nerves. I recommend deep breathing. Maybe a tonic."

"Jesper, stop," said Wylan.

"Both of you need to relax." Jesper patted Kuwei's hand. "We're not going to let him put you in the ground."

Kaz raised a brow. "Let's not make any promises just yet."

"Come on, Kaz. We didn't go to all that trouble to save Kuwei just to make him worm food."

There was a long, tense pause, then Kaz ran a gloved thumb over the crease of his trousers and said, "Nina, love, translate for me? I want to make sure Kuwei and I understand each other."

"Kaz-" she said warningly.

Kaz shifted forward and rested his hands on his knees, a kind older brother offering some friendly advice. "I think it's important that you understand the change in your circumstances. Van Eck knows the first place you'd go for sanctuary would be Ravka, so any ship bound for its shores is going to be searched top to bottom. The only Tailors powerful enough to make you look like someone else are in Ravka, unless Nina wants to take another dose of parem."

Matthias growled.

"Which is unlikely," Kaz conceded. "Now, I assume you don't want me to cart you back to Fjerda or the Shu Han?"

It was clear that Nina had finished the translation when Kuwei yelped, "No!"

"The your choices are Novyi Zem and the Southern Colonies, but the Kerch presence in the colonies is far lower. Also, the weather is better, if you're partial to that kind of thing. You are a stolen painting, Kuwei. Too recognisable to sell on the open market, too valuable to leave lying around. You are worthless to me."

"I'm not translating that," Nina snapped.

"Then translate this: My sole concern is keeping you away from Jan Van Eck, and if you want me to start exploring more definite options, a bullet is a lot cheaper than putting you on a ship to the Southern Colonies."

Nina did translate, though haltingly.

Kuwei responded in Shu. Nina hesitated. "He says you're cruel."

"I'm pragmatic. If I were cruel, I'd give him a eulogy instead of a conversation. So, Kuwei, you'll go to the Southern Colonies, and when the heat has died down, you can find your way to Ravka or Matthias' grandmother's house for all I care."

"Leave my grandmother out of this," Matthias said.

Nina translated, and at last, Kuwei gave a stiff nod.

#honestly i could make a post of “kaz being horrible to x” for every character in the books #the bold parts are the most outta pocket bits #he's such a bitch #kaz being kaz #matthias and kaz #kuwei yul bo #nina zenik #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom

[cerealforkart]

Based on an incredibly one-off line from episode 28, Jodie chaperones Normal at Pride!

(I was going to include Hermie but it’s way funnier to think they forgot him in the car and won’t remember he exists for a couple hours)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #jodie foster dndads #normal oak #doodly #dndads spoilers #kinda #I love the new Jodie so much #he's such a bitch #he's gonna chaperone these teens at pride #note to self for june #draw that #congratulations Normal on the Keira Knightley induced bi-awakening

[shitpostingkats]

I love how Revolver has like, zero regard for any human life.

#compilation of every time someone goes 'but they could die!' and Revolver goes 'And?' WHEN #cause I can think of like three examples off the top of my head #he's such a bitch #spk watches vrains #vrains spoilers #yugioh #vrains #yugioh vrains #ygo vrains #revolver vrains #ryoken kogami #akira zaizen

[skanque-bombyx]

I'm making shellf indulgent edits/panels and I'm taking @theartisticapparition with me.

This whole arc boils down to Quit Your Job. Join Our Punk Band.

except being brainwashed and evil is very unpunk

#sburbsona #edits #my art #someday i will make an actual complete design for the fufcking planet #im stupidly proud of my lanque lines #he's such a bitch #my husband is a bitch and i love him so much #my sburb lore is a fucking nesting doll of aus and this is one of them

[katboykirby]

Me: "Good boys don't sit on the clean laundry"

Solomon:

#he's such a bitch #i love him sm but COME ON

[melon-pleco]

Sukuna is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #he's such a bitch

[rebrandedbard]

ALL OF MY SYMPATHETIC VALDO MARX FICS (2) ARE RUINED FOREVER BUT I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD TO CARE I HATE (LOVE) HIM

#HE'S SUCH A BITCH #HE'S PERFECT #FANTASTIC CHARACTERIZATION AS THE HEAD BASTARD OF A COLLEGE ACAPELLA GROUP #THEY HELD EVERYONE ON THAT BOAST HOSTAGE WITH THEIR STUPID LITTLE SONG #emmett speaks #NO NOTES EVERYONE GO HOME

[bluecinderella4]

My fiancée after watching all the scenes with Truman Capote on "Feud"

#The Simpsons #He's Such a Bitch #FX Feud #Feud: Capote vs the Swans #Capote vs the Swans

[kennethbrangh]

Ian McShane as Mr. Wednesday in American Gods | S01E02

#ian mcshane #american gods #he just looks so pretty #he's such a bitch #the tiny cup #dying #gifs*

[abzania]

This will never cease to be the best thing Michael Sheen has done for this fandom

#he's such a bitch #i love him so much #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #good omens season 2 spoilers #queue what queue

[staliaqueen]

ENDLESS JOHNNY LAWRENCE GIFS: 3/?

#he's such a bitch #also loving this angle #i am looking respectfully... 👀 #endlessjohnnylawrence #the karate kid #tkk #johnny lawrence #william zabka #billy zabka #gifs #thekaratekidedit #tkkedit #ckuedit #johnnylawrenceedit #williamzabkaedit #billyzabkaedit #action #drama #1980s #daily80s #throwbackblr #filmedit #dailyflicks #cinemapix #filmcentral #tvandfilm #usercreate #userstream

[ladsofsorrow24]

OMG THAT'S SUCH A FUN CHAPTER I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AHHHH

(also this makes me feels like the organization is indeed under kishibe, something like an anti-makima squad but this time it's just a small team to make sure denji didn't do anything stupid)

also, is this one of kobeni's siblings? i feel like maybe he(?) is...

look at these losers, i love them 😂💓

even yoshida can't handle the secondhand embarrassment from seeing asa fumbled so hard lol

also this panel and the last 2 pages are giving me... "we're gonna discuss bullying and conformity today" vibe

but honestly, i love how fujimoto showed just how... different denji and asa is. they're both outsiders, but denji has already accepted that status of him, and live his life how he wants. not only because he had experienced such... isolation from humans around him, but also because he had experienced love that was given to him unconditionally in a form of pochita, aki and power.

asa though, she's an outsider hiding in the shadows. she tried so hard to be accepted by her peers, and if that means pretending to get along with everyone? she will do just that. if that means ridiculing another person just to get away from being ridiculed? then she will do just that. which is exactly what she did to denji.

so... when iseumi (that mfing bitch) talked down to her like that... she might realized there's really nothing she can do to be accepted. no matter how much effort she do to conform to the standard of normalcy... she might still be hated for not performing it enough to make others comfortable.

but yeah i hope in this journey... asa gets to learn from denji on how to live in your truest sense. yes, denji's a bit of a goof, he took the money that he found in an empty building, he walk away and do his own things. but he doesn't pretend to play nice. i hope they can work together, but also i love seeing them be such a bitch to each other, it reminds me of hayakawa family dynamic... 😭💔

anyway, love this chapter! i wanna see more of asa's adventure to become a person who can be true to herself...

#chainsaw man spoilers #chainsaw man part 2 #oh my this is so long #but i just... i love all of the character interaction in this chapter #reminds me of the eternity devil arc really because that's when each character showed their true personality lol #but yeah i think i hate iseumi #he's such a bitch #persona-ass looking mfer

[dollfcngs]

ARMAND && LESTAT @9ravedig

"IF I WANTED to listen to a brat whine - I'd have reread claudia's diaries." armand huffed , adjusting in his chair - head cocked to the side as vibrant ambers stared into blue. "feeling better , lestat ? ? eating enough rats ? ? the dirt between your nails gone ? ?"

#armand speaks. #with / / lestat #he's such a bitch

[daezedglownut]

While I'm waxing poetic about all my fave DQXI details (for easy perusal, my ramblings are all in my 'meta' tag), there's one in particular I've always wanted to touch upon...

The parallels between the Luminary and Hendrik, and how deep Jasper's hatred of Hendrik truly goes.

Now, Hendrik's hometown was destroyed, and almost the entire populace (including his family) wiped out, that we all know. We also know Hendrik was present when Cobblestone was burnt to the ground - because if it weren't for Hendrik being able to talk Jasper round at the last minute, the rest of the townspeople would also have succumbed to much the same end.

Now, logically, Jasper would have had to compromise - and Hendrik would have had to agree in some capacity. And so, you have this moment where Hendrik, though he believes the Luminary to be the Darkspawn, does not want even the enemy of Erdrea to experience that which he did as a child: the loss of everything.

Because if he could go back - if he could pick one thing to save, it would have been the people of Zwaardsrust.

And Jasper, fully aware of Hendrik's past, is more than happy to play tactician. To move the chess pieces around for his perverse amusement, just because it means it takes Hendrik back there - back to that moment where he wasn't this vision of strength and prowess, but a weak, scared child.

Because if Hendrik feels small, then Jasper gets to feel big.

#dqxi #dragon quest xi #dragon quest #dq11 #dragon quest 11 #dq jasper #dq hendrik #dq luminary #meta #lore #i really do love jasper #he's such a bitch #absolutely wretched little man #its no coincidence his unbound form is bigger than hendrik lol #something else I really wanna go off about lmaoooo