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misslavenderlady · 8 months

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How the Lost Boys are with hugs 🤗💕

Whether it's giving hugs or getting them, the boys each have their own unique reactions to the act of hugging.

David 🖤

He enjoys enticing others into coming to him. Loyalty and companionship mean the world to him, and he loves showing others just what he can offer them. Usually, his go-to secret weapon is the power of touch. After all, he couldn't stop putting his arm around Michael.

Despite his intimidating appearance, David can be quite affectionate. If you ask for a hug, he's more than happy to provide it. He can't fight the smirk on his face as he holds his arms out wide, commanding for you to come to him. He'll gently wrap his arms around your body, patting your back with one hand and running his fingers through your hair with the other. He'll whisper promises to keep you safe and let you know he'll take the best care of you. It's all a part of his game of wrapping you in his web.

Here's the thing. Although David is smug and cunning when you need a hug from him, he's quite the opposite when you're the one who says he needs a hug. If you go up to him and give him a hug without warning, he'll be shocked. Maybe even a little offended that you dared to touch without permission. But if you say something sweet like "I don't think you're a monster, David" or "it's okay. I want to help you feel better" then he's gonna turn into a big softie.

He's very lonely deep down. He'd be nothing without his boys, and he's always wanting to grow the family, just like Max was. Like father, like son. The problem is that with people like Star and Michael, he has to get them with deception and control. He's afraid they'll leave him otherwise, though he would never admit it. If you were to willingly give your love, especially with a hug, he's going to absolutely melt.

One bonus thing is that his coat is quite soft and warm. If you go in for a hug, then you're getting an extra blanket too.

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Marko 💚

The best way to describe Marko's relationship with hugs is how a spicy, feral kitten acts when it first meets a human. If he doesn't know you well, he is throwing hands if you try to hug him. He'll punch, scratch, yell, maybe even hiss if you try to touch him.

It takes him a while to trust people. Like....a LONG while. He's David's second in command, and insanely clingy towards him, Dwayne and Paul. If he feels like someone is trying to intrude on their gang and try to get too buddy-buddy, he's not having it. He won't even speak to you, let alone accept a hug.

Now on the other hand, if he IS friends with you, then he goes from feral cat to purring kitty. He loves to nuzzle your neck when getting a hug. Giggles if you do the same with him. Marko also likes to massage you while giving a hug. Rubbing your back, kneading your hips, just adding a little extra special attention to make it special.

So long as you're patient with him, it's so worth it in the end to get a hug from the guy. Just be understanding if he doesn't do it too often. It takes a lot out of him, so he'll usually opt for a side hug instead.

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Dwayne ❤️

Kind of similar to Marko. If Dwayne doesn't know you well, you are NOT allowed to touch him. He'll stare you down with daggers in his eyes as a way to warn you to stay away from him. Same goes for his boys. If you don't know the gang and you try to hug one of them, he's going to step in as their personal bodyguard to make sure you don't get near them.

That's not to say it's impossible to get him to put his walls down. Quite the opposite, really. Dwayne's an excellent judge of character, and can figure out quite easily whether you're friend or foe. If he ends up seeing that you're not a threat and that you just want affection, then he's switching off his guard dog mode.

He's incredibly welcoming with hugs. Dwayne will hold you close, making sure to be gentle with you. He'll be more than happy to lift you up into his arms and let you wrap your legs around him. Go full koala mode on this boy, and he will not mind in the slightest. He actually thinks clinginess is incredibly cute.

Dwayne is also big on cuddling if he's in a bad mood and needs some T.L.C. to feel better. If you offer a hug, he's going full lap dog on you. Laying on your chest, your lap, whatever you offer. He'll wrap his strong arms around you and keep you in place so he can feel the warmth of your hugs. Also, if you play with his hair, he'll immediately fall in love with you.

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Paul 💙

Paul is the biggest love muffin of the group. He's also the most handsy. He doesn't need any formal introductions for welcoming a hug. In fact, he's probably going to greet you the first time WITH a hug rather than a traditional handshake. If he thinks you're cute, he's going in with open arms and a big, goofy grin.

He love to lift others up into the air and spin them around before giving them a squeeze. He's just got so much energy built up, and is more than happy to share some love. If he's attracted to you, prepare to get some extra intimate touches too. Paul doesn't believe in "look, but don't touch".

Prepare to rarely get a moment of peace to yourself. The thing about Paul is that he's a little bit clingy due to attachment issues. He's very affectionate because in his human life, he didn't get the love he desperately needed in his life. He was surrounded by pain and cruelty, and he doesn't want that for the pack mates he cares so deeply for. He's scared he'll lose that love if he doesn't express if often.

Giving him a hug is wonderful, but using words of affirmation to show your love and adoration are even better. Things like "It's okay. I'm not going anywhere, I promise" may even get him a little emotional. But it's okay. He's the kindest one in the gang, and he'll return the love you give.

#the lost boys #lavender headcanons #lavender lady rambles #tlb #david the lost boys #marko the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #paul the lost boys

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sigmoon · 5 months

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Hello! Do you have any Jouno hcs? I know you once mentioned him in one post that got deleted

Anyways, how are you doing? I hope your day is going well! ^_^

Jouno Headcanons // sfw + nsfw

cw: dark content; dubcon/noncon, cnc, emotional manipulation, blackmail, prostitution, Jouno being a red flag. // mostly gen. neutral, except for one or two hcs.

author’s note: hi, nonnie! I’m doing okay, some things are stressful, others are going well, so it’s an up and down currently. But I’m happy that I managed to finish a request and answered some asks that have been piling up :) I hope you’re having a nice day.

SFW

Jouno is that person who gets super pissed when there’s a crying baby in public, like on a train, and it just won’t stop wailing. He has to pull himself together to not give the baby that creepy glare of his, though he's probably the reason the baby started crying in the first place. He doesn't have a kind face.

You never know whether he likes or hates you. Whether you and him are coworkers or acquaintances, he’s either really polite and it’s hard to tell if he’s being genuinely nice or not, or he makes a lot of mean, sarcastic comments and you’d have no clue if that’s just his sense of humor and friendly teasing, or if he can’t stand you.

I have a feeling that animals don’t like him. For example, cats and dogs can be wary of people when they’re no good, and although Jouno might be able to deceive other people, it’s not uncommon that their pets seem uneasy and skeptical around him, not wanting to be touched or picked up by him.

I don’t think he would be particularly mean in a romantic relationship with someone he truly loves, and neither would he act like you're the biggest nuisance in the world. That treatment is reserved for people who have no value to him; if he loves you, he will not be sappy and over-the-top affectionate with you, especially not in public, but rather talk shit about people he doesn't like with you. If he asks you to brainstorm some insults with him, he’s head over heels in love with you.

Speaking of affection, he’s usually not the one who seeks it, but he never fails to be surprised when he notices how good it feels to be hugged, have his hair played with or his skin gently caressed by you. Due to his heightened senses, he tends to get overstimulated quickly, so you shouldn’t take it personally when he denies you physical contact. But overall, he likes how it feels and it’s not too rare that he’s the one to kiss you or hug you when you don’t expect it.

His alcohol tolerance is either ridiculously high or very low. He can either drink all night and not be hungover the next morning, or he’s already tipsy after one glass of wine.

I’m so sorry, but he’s the type of neighbor who takes a broom and knocks it against the ceiling when the neighbor in the apartment above him plays loud music after ten pm. It’s so embarrassing to witness, but he stands by it. His ears are sensitive and he hates it when people blast loud music.

Jouno has a very complex and sophisticated skincare routine. See Patrick Bateman’s morning routine from American Psycho. That’s Jouno.

Can’t fall asleep while cuddling. He’ll gladly cuddle with you in bed, but when he wants to sleep, he will curl up into an oddly specific position, a pillow between his thighs, one in his arms, and if the duvet isn’t neatly tucked around him in the way he wants it, he’ll get all grumpy and pouty, adjusting the bedding and blankets until he can fall asleep in peace.

Generally speaking, I think he experiences occasional sensory issues, dislikes specific textures and fabrics and finds certain noises relaxing and others drive him insane to the point where you could call it misophonia.

Talks in his sleep (and denies it).

Jouno is best friends with an elderly lady who lives in his apartment building. She’s always gushing over how handsome and well-mannered he is, but is shocked when he reveals to her that no, he does not have a wife and kids yet. He helps her up and down the stairs and she always brings him food when she makes too much for her to eat alone. Jouno can’t say no when it comes to her, he’s only really soft with her and his s/o if he has one.

NSFW

Jouno’s browsing history is concerning. If anyone, regardless of who that might be, discovers it, that person is as good as dead. He can’t have anyone know about the things he jerks off to, and having a liking for sadism is still the least fucked up thing about him.

He visits brothels from time to time or has a call girl come over and take care of his needs. It’s the most convenient option for him, and he does not have the time or any interest in pursuing a serious long-term relationship, due to his job. He seems kind of emotionally unavailable too, and even if he tried to date to find a long-term partner, I doubt that many potential partners would want to be in a relationship with him for too long. He’s a difficult person, and his sexual preferences tend to be pretty extreme, so he lacks compatibility with many people he would be interested in. Therefore, paying someone to sleep with him seems to be the best option for him. No attachment, no responsibilities, he has a high wage and can afford it, and it’s more likely that someone will let themselves be treated as harshly as he will treat them when they get paid for it.

Praise kink combined with degradation. Being praised while he ruins someone in bed is what turns him on the most. He lives for humiliation, too.

Not a nice headcanon, but I think Jouno regularly oversteps his partner’s boundaries. Firstly, to check if they will resist or not, wanting to know whether they might’ve changed their mind, and secondly, because he gets off on it. Violating their rules and going on with very dubious consent or no consent at all is a fantasy that excites him, though he will likely stop if his partner explicitly tells him to, or strongly resists. But he will be a dick about it, lowkey guilt-tripping them. However, he prefers CNC over non-con, mostly because of legal reasons.

He would never, ever admit it, but being dominated by his partner is his deepest, darkest sexual secret. He’s so ashamed of it, but if you somehow managed to overpower him and took charge in the bedroom, after some resistance, Jouno would be a whiny, moaning mess underneath you.

He takes lots of nudes of you, but not for himself. He has no use for visuals of your naked body, but they serve as potential blackmail so well. Tell someone he came in less than five minutes from you riding and simultaneously choking him, having him cry out your name like a needy whore, and he will leak your nudes. And in case you and him are going through a nasty breakup, Jouno will make sure you think twice about leaving him.

#jouno headcanons #bsd jouno #jouno saigiku #jouno smut #chit chat #anons<3 #bungou stray dogs jouno #jouno x reader #bungou stray dogs #bsd #🐾#fics📖#bsd smut #bsd headcanons #bsd imagines #dark content

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charliemwrites · 5 months

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The hybrid keeper au except it's Johnny being a direwolf

At the start you would be so fucking scared because he has such massive teeth and when he snarls people piss their goddamn pants.

But in reality this humongous man with claws the size of your fingers acts like a lapdog

I cannot get over the "WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH" to a dog because that's so Johnny (and he drops it and it's a new piece of clothing for you carefully wrapped in a package, thankfully the clothing is intact but the wrapper sure isn't)

Scary dog priviledges (quite literally)

But also can you imagine fully shifted Johnny laying down at your feet belly up after you start trusting him and you just bend down and do the thing people do with massive dogs: whole hand scratches

Babytalking to this massive wolf hybrid going "i love you so fucking much you're such a good boy I love you I love you yes I do" and his tail thumps and you can hear it and it's so soft and-

(My insane rambles continue as I gradually forget the fact that I have to study calculus)

-🧪

Calculus doesn’t have Dire Wolf Johnny. Ohhhh he would be so precious. And also sooooo nasty. That thing wolves do where they want to lick into your mouth? He does that.

You also know when he’s pretending to ignore you because those big stand-up ears swivel back even if he’s facing away. He sneezes to show that he’s playing when he pounces and you groan that he’s a gross mutt (affectionate).

#asks #thoughts™️#cod #keeper/kept au #hybrid keeper au #john soap mactavish #🧪 anon

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sg-l · 7 months

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👏🏻 Curse!Gojo 👏🏻 Curse!Gojo 👏🏻 Curse!Gojo 👏🏻

What's his way of showing you affection in this new cursed form? We talked about how he'd be a lap dog but like....is he just laying on top of you from time to time bc he loves you and needs to see your face??

Elaborate for the peeps in the back ☺️

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・curse!Satoru Gojo Headcanons・

a/n・I'm so bad at formulating headcanons you know this?? also how did you find an otter emoji?? Fandom・Jujutsu Kaisen Character(s)・Satoru Gojo Tags・sloppy headcanons, curse!Gojo AU, fluff, unedited

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curse!Gojo is...enormous

lets just get the physical implications of cursing the strongest jujutsu sorcerer in the world because curse!Gojo is...a lot

both in personality as well as sheer size and monstrous appearance

think...cursed Howl Pendragon, meets gluttonous No Face's limbs, owlbeast Eda Clawthorn shape with owlbeast Lilth Clawthron color palette and retractable neck

and I fully headcanon him as having no physical appearance of eyes/nose etc but a black banding around where his eyes should be and the rest of his faceless head is a very large un-hingable jaw with the rest of his face being "splashed" in white before transitioning to the bulk of his dark body

ok ok ok enough about the way the curse looks; and more about the way he acts!

like most cursed souls curse!Gojo is dangerously obsessed with you

you are his only purpose in life as well as the only thing tying him to a physical "life" and his animal instinct will not let that bond be broken no matter the cost

curse!Gojo basically feels no pain and it's scarier to see in action than it is to just think he's a stubborn fighter

he is insanely affectionate; to the point it's smothering

ideally he'd be sealed away in a cursed object but nothing can hold all of him (to no one's surprise)

so that being said curse!Gojo does at time have the annoying nuances of a shikigami or a familiar but make it 1000x worse

giant lap dog 🤝 pissy cat 🤝 needy brat

curse!Gojo likes to show his affection by planting himself right behind you and more times than not laying a part of his grotesques form on you

no idea about his actual size nor would he care if you tried to explain it to him because he just won't listen

curse!Gojo wants to be touching you at some point all the time or else he does get practically...antsy

not a good idea for him to be restless, it's in everyone's best interest for curse!Gojo to remain calm as long as possible

brings you dead curses and to no one surprise, likes to play with them! he will make it a point to have you watch him disembody things.

People, curses, animals...the only thing curse!Gojo will not touch is young individuals

that's a post for later

his ideal way to have your attention is to absolutely maul your target into a pulp right in front of you and frankly there's no other way for him to kill besides over the top right in front of you

on a less gruesome note, yes, he insists on sleeping with you

curse!Gojo thankfully has very little intention of suffocating you so he's happy to have you lay on top of him or curls up around you as the biggest spoon in the world

regretfully curse!Gojo does lick and drool when overtly excited and talks in the fastest string of broken sentences any being could

you get real good at understanding the gibberish don't worry

curse!Gojo loves "self care" and by that it means he loves having you hold his face, pick things out of his teeth, booping his non existent nose and giving him forehead kisses

exceptionally fond of carrying you and pouts when you don't let him hold you 24/7

and the most horrifying thing curse!Gojo loves to show his affection is...play wrestling

don't worry he basically just wants to engulf you in a hug and roll around with you but it can be off putting to those who are not familiar with either of you two yet

#wifey 🦦 ♡#idk that's the tag you get lol but guess who's not shutting up about curse!Gojo !!!#its me im not shutting up about it #curse!gojo au #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #gojo saturo #jjk satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x you #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu kaisen

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meowkn · 4 months

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Heyyyy boo,

Your blog is my favvv now

Can i please get summ headcanons bout my bf yuji?

Yuji x Reader Hcs

Notes: LITERALLY SHUT UP RN??? I love your blog so much, like, I’m so happy I came across it because your posts are literally perfection and you’re so cool.

I had to stop what I was doing and write these just for you. I hope you enjoy omg

─ִ━━ ꯭ ───ׂ─ִ─ ͜͡✿͜͡ ─ִ──ׂ── ꯭ ━━ִ─

- It took him so long to confess. Everyone already thought you were dating before he even confessed and asked you out, and when he did he went all out with the flowers and got dressed up.

- Before he kisses you, he’ll always ask, even in private. He’ll take your chin in between his fingers and tilt it towards him and whisper “Can I kiss you?” in the softest way.

- Childhood friends to lovers trope.

- He isn’t much of a reader but he made it his mission to read all of your favorite romance books, so he can recreate moments with you.

- Talks about you all the time, 24/7, nonstop. If even the smallest thing reminds him of you in a conversation he’ll bring it up and start blabbering about you.

- Calls you baby. argue with the wall, not me.

- “So, you don’t love me anymore?” Whenever you put any space between the two of you, especially when you’re cuddling. He once fell asleep on top of you and you complained and told him to move because you couldn’t breathe and he hit you with the puppy dog eyes and that.

- PLAYS WITH YOUR FINGERS OR SLEEVE OF YOUR SHIRT.

- Started carrying around a bag just for your stuff. Hair ties, water bottle, pain killers, snacks, pads, lip balm, etc, anything that keeps his girl comfortable while they’re out.

- Learned your hair care routine and had you explain every single product to him. Begged to wash your hair and when you finally let him, he loved every second of it. He loved to feel your hair curl up underneath the water.

- “Baby, I miss you.” You left his place an hour ago.

- His social media is just pictures of you, and his bio definitely has your name in it with a heart.

- Hand holding.

- He adores you so much, it’s insane.

- Always makes sure you’re comfortable, will literally bend backwards to make sure nothing is upsetting you.

- He got you guys matching bracelets and he never takes it off.

- Personal hype man, and will always support you.

- Acts of service.

- He’s literally so soft and affectionate with you.

- Sends you awful dad jokes he sees and will repeat it to you if he sees you in person.

- Has multiple playlists just for you, curated to your moods.

#yuji itadori #jjk yuji #yuji x reader #jujutsu itadori #itadori x reader #itadori x you #yuji x y/n #hes so boyfriend #i love him #jjk imagines #yuji headcanons

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noctilucous-sunni · 2 years

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more reversed sagau brainrot!! | a lot more under the cut

- when scara sorta just ✨materializes✨ in your apartment and you’re like excuse me wtf is happening, so u pinch yourself to see if its a dream and its not apparently so you must be going insane BECAUSE WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION WOULD THERE BE FOR ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS EXISTING IN YOUR APARTMENT

- i’d feel like in the sagau or reversed sagau he wouldn’t be too fond of the all-creator bc if thats the all-creator wouldn’t that mean that you’re the one responsible for his existence and his suffering?? but when he just sees you being so genuinely nice and caring and yet strong and doesn’t take his shit he kinda lets down the guard a little

- plus he literally has nowhere else to stay so when you threatened to kick him out he realized it was either live with you or out on the streets. and he kinda hated the streets, so he ended up trying to find your place all dirty and stuff from tripping in way too many godforsaken random holes in the ground. poor gremlin.

- he is just super bratty and still has that air of “i think im better than you” but it never works on you bc you dont take his shit and you make him do half of your chores when your pissed at him (and you make sure there are no complaints)

- he wouldn't call you your grace after a while and just uses your name, you however come up with a million nicknames for him and you think its funny that it annoys him on occasion

- you argue. A lot. like so much that your neighbour and the apartment below you complained several times and also kinda tried to make the landlord kick u out so you made scara apologize to them bc hes mainly the reason its so noisy

- he will actually follow you everywhere, sorta like a guard dog. everyone around you is pretty intimidated by him but they are even more scared of you when they see that you basically keep him in check

- he can’t fucking cook dear lord. you told him to stay in the fucking apartment bc you had an important meeting today and he couldnt come with you and he was like “i didnt want to come anyway” and you just said “fuck you” (affectionate) in return (note: wrote this before his signature dish came out and he’s actually a really good cook don’t judge me ahaha)

- but when you come back your apartment and kitchen especially is a mess. you forgot to teach him how to use online delivery. and hes just like chilling out watching tv with mild interest, acting like half of your apartment isnt covered in eggs and flour and who knows what else

“scara what the fuck happened here”

“the stupid stove of yours doesnt work and neither does that beeping machine”

“clean it up”

“no”

“well i guess we wont have any food today or tomorrow, until you clean. it. UP." *glare*

he then leaves it but by the next afternoon he's actually getting hungry and grumpy and eventually starts cleaning it up the next day when he can't take it anymore and you finally come home to a clean kitchen bc thank god, you didn't know how much longer you could live on your co-worker's lunches

- you're both just so stubborn. he's stubborn and so are you and that leaves the apartment just with a tense silence AND when someone sees u at that time they feel so uncomfortable bc the atmosphere is just so tense between the two of you since neither of you agree

- silent treatment happens a lot and its really fucking stupid bc you both wanna talk to each other after like a few days but neither of you want to be the first one to admit that

- omg you absolutely hate having guests now BECAUSE HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO EXPLAIN HIM??? also he has to have normal clothes now and he looked at all your clothing choices in disgust

- everyone thinks he's just a friend until they realize he actually lives with you and then they're like "oohhhh are you together??" and think that he's your boyfriend/partner. and honestly you dont even deny it bc there is no feasible way to explain who he really is (without sounding crazy) + you get your parents off your back abt getting a boyfriend bc they kept trying to make you go on blind dates and now you're free from that phew

- but some of your friends/co-workers are all like "really? this lil guy? and they often say this around him and it just annoys and offends him to no end. but also you're surprisingly defensive of him, like yes he's a bitchy emo gremlin but he's your bitchy emo gremlin

#sunni rambles #sagau brainrot #sunni's bits and bobs #brainrot #sagau #scaramouche #scara brainrot #reversed sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin impact brainrot #scaramouche genshin impact

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magicalprofessorsludgedeputy · 7 months

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TFA Earthbot AU, where the Main Autobots fall in love with the Bots created on Earth by the Allspark Key… Bumblebee + Soundwave 🐝🎵 Optimus + Grimlock🚒🦖 Prowl + Swoop🏍️🦕 Bulkhead + Snarl🚙🦕 Ratchet + Wreck-Gar 🚑🚚

Oh HELL YEAH

Bumblebee x soundwave:

1- cat x yappy dog energy you can't change my mind.

2- neither of them know how to mind their own business and have no shame about it all.

3- they also have no shame in being affectionate with eachother in front of everyone they don't care at all when they're holding eachother.

4- almost always holding eachother because soundwave likes having his love in his arms and bee likes feeling wanted by his love so it works for them.

5- they are eachothers top priority no matter what.

Optimus x grimlock

1- grim is incredibly protective and has a major jealous streak meanwhile op is just as protective but knows grim only has optics for him.

2- spar as bonding time winner gets kisses from the lower.

3- op playfully calls grim "my king" on occasion and grimlock gets insanely flustered about it every single time.

4- grim likes carrying op around at every approtunity and loves showing off for him.

5- optimus prefers to keep things mostly private. Grimlock on the other hand has absolutely zero shame.

Prowl x swoop

1- medidate together cause prowl got him into it.

2- swoop likes to show off his flying to prowl and won't hesitate to break out the mace on anyone who interrupts his displays.

3- prowl is usually reserved with affection but likes kissing swoop on the cheek just to see him smile.

4- bird watch together. Well prowl is watching the birds swoop is watching prowl.

5- every so often swoop will scoop prowl up and smother him in kisses and nuzzles until he feels prowl is sufficiently cheered up.

Bulkhead x snarl

1- BIG cuddlers.

2- bulky takes to painting portraits of snarl to show him how handsome he is.

3- snarl prefers the much more direct method of tackling bulk to the ground and covering his face in kisses to express his love.

4- wrestle with eachother alot usually on the island so they don't break anything important.

5- they are shamelessly doting with eachother.

Ratchet x wreckgar

1- wreckgar gives ratchet anything he finds in the dump he thinks ratchet might like and ratchet keeps every single thing.

2- ratchet is throwing a hammer at anyone who insults wreckgar primus help you if you make him sad.

3- wrecks likes to serenade ratchet with his accordion, ratchet happily listens and uses the wrench on any who dare interrupt.

4- at random points wreckgar will just decide to carry ratchet around while kissing him a bunch. Ratchet acts like it's perfectly normal.

5- ratty likes to flustered his garbage boy any chance he can and he is very good at it. One little kiss and wrecky is clinging to him with a dopey smile on his face the rest of the day.

BONUS- grimlock and snarl wag their tails in beast mode whenever their around there partners.

#tfa bumblebee #tfa optimus prime #tfa bulkhead #Tfa prowl #Tfa dinobots #Tfa soundwave #Wreckgar #Soundbee #Grimop #Swoop x prowl #Snarl x bulkhead #Wreckratch #Wreckgar x ratchet

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couchcandy · 7 months

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Psych x Community ??

I love psych and i love community so this vague concept of them existing in the same universe has been floating around in my head.

The key connecting factor being the references to Shawn/Britta’s similarly eclectic off-screen pasts. They're close in age so I'm like okay - it would totally be possible for them to have known eachother/dated/whatever at some point before.

psych aired from 2006 - 2014; Shawn born 1977

community aired from 2009 -2014; Britta born 1980

(Take these two quotes just as an example but it's referenced casually throughout both shows)

Britta’s Dad: I mean, every time we get too close, you run off. We sent you a birthday card to your apartment in New York, and the next week you’re setting fire to a Jamba Juice in San Jose.

Britta: How long is that gonna stick with me?

Britta’s Mom: Until arson is legal, sweetie.

Gus: Shawn, you’ve had fifty-seven jobs since we left high school.

Shawn: Yes I have. And they were all fun. But this one takes the cake.

Gus: Oh yeah? Better than the acupuncture clinic?

Shawn: I didn’t realize experience was necessary.

Gus: What about the summer you spent driving the weiner mobile?

Shawn: I did that for the hot dogs.

I think they fit somewhere in the ballpark of each other's types, both sluts(affectionate) and it makes sense for them to have crossed paths at some point during Britta's “anhercists” days.

So that establishes a link between the groups, but what would it be like if they interacted? Take the arbitrary scenario; Shawn and Gus have gotten themselves and by extension the SBPD into another whacky shenanigan somehow who cares how i'm not writing this

I imagine initially everyone in the study group has a more or less positive impression of Shawn because he's charming, (with the notable exception of…you got it! Jeff)

JEFF

In typical jeff fashion is immediately threatened by Shawn because he has to be the coolestmostlikeabledude™ in the room at all times while simultaneously has to act like he doesn't care so he's quietly seething and - hey what's this new dude doing here making all my friends laugh that's my job! i must now make it my life's mission to prove this guys a fraud and reclaim my status no matter how much a fool i make of myself in the process (a la: advanced documentary filmmaking)

BRITTA

Normal standard “hey old friend” situation, remember when we *insane thing involving multiple felonies and property destruction* haha anyway let me introduce you to my friends -

ANNIE

immediate skepticism that Shawn is able to sidestep pretty quickly by being charming/flirty (NOT in a gross way *hisses at the jeffannie shippers*) Her reaction being like when the dean “swaps bodies with jeff” or after abed’s don draper impression.

ABED

Knows Shawn isn't really psychic but goes along with it/doesn’t point out that Shawn’s hyper observant because he's invested in watching the psychic/cop show formula play out. He would! and I would too!

(quote from 5x03 Basic Intergluteal Numismatics):

Abed Nadir: [Pretending to read the crime scenes as a psychic] I see a man... using a social disorder as a procedural device. Wait, wait, wait, I see another man. Mildly autistic super detectives everywhere.

TROY

Obligatory: “you’re wrinkling my brain right now” and just general fascination, awe, and wonderment. Asks Shawn to tell him his future

SHIRLEY

Immediate judgment on Shawn's practices not being christian enough for her standards, but easily swayed to liking him once he picks up on something and comments on her ex husband being an idiot to lose her or something

PEIRCE

Does his peirce thing and tries to seem impressive and fails, something level five laser lotus blah blah - u get it thats enough on him

THE DEAN

Is facilitating the psych crew being there because it might bring in good press for greendale and he def does the hand on shoulder thing when he meets him you know the one - omg and totally is into Lassiter furrowed brows “im packing heat” Carlton, please. – lassie is Not Amused™

CHANG

This depends on what point in community canon this interaction takes place because season 1 chang would prob be normal(for him), but like season 5 Chang would do/say something so insane and so chang that i can't even come up with it

As for our psych guys, Gus points out how weird and fucked up and bizarre Greendale is meanwhile Shawn is LIVING for it - signs them up for the Dean’s PA announcements class, and “Gus! buddy! I hope you don't mind. I used your credit card to sign us up for The History of Ice Cream. Come on, it starts in 20 minutes ! :D” Gus: “Shawn! >:0”

Lassie would just nonstop point out all the health and safety violations- he doesn't want to be here- calls a lot of people hippies, generally grumpy demeanor and we love him for it.

Starburns terribly hits on Jules - gets rejected, proceeds to try and sell her drugs - gets arrested.

#community tv #psych tv #community x psych crossover #community nbc #psych usa #shawn spencer #burton gus guster #britta perry #the study group #crossover #community show #insane ramblings of a tv obsessed loser #if i had any ability to write entertaining comedic fiction i would #shawn solves the mystery and saves the day #he finds russell borchert years before Basic Sandwich

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minjunz · 2 years

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heyyy i hope your doing finee <3 i just saw that yangyang and shotaro as boyfriends and that was literally the most satisfying and cutest thing ive read so far :( ... also nice to meet u! im new on here (like no joke i just joined like 2 weeks ago)— anyways cld i req the same thing but with xiaojun and hendery as well 🥺🫶🏽 idk im in my feels 😞❤️ take your time w this one lovely xoxo

hii!! i hope you’re doing fine as well ^^ had to absolutely wrack my tiny little peanut brain for these, i’m so bad at writing for anyone except nct dream so i’m super sorry if this is subpar D: ty for requesting though!

nice to meet you too btw!!!!

xiaojun and hendery as boyfriends! [gn reader]

XIAOJUN ☀️

goes shopping with you but you both end up just buying stuff for bella instead

takes bella on walks with you and you end up having to run with him

appreciates all your weird jokes but doesn’t really understand them. he just thinks you’re cute

constantly gushing about you to everyone

experiments with recipes (like the oreo cake) and uses you as his test subject

would die for you

sends you gym photos. also sends you bella photos

you constantly get into dumb playful arguments about stupid things like if milk or cereal goes first

likes headbutting you in an affectionate way

if you’re checking your outfit in the mirror he’ll come up behind you and just start flexing

pinches your cheeks so often there’s xiaojun prints permanently engraved in your skin

he also likes laying his head on your ass. he says it’s like a heated pillow

tries to act mature and manly when you go for nights out

you get home and he immediately falls on top of you and won’t move unless you pinch or kiss him

prefers video call to audio call if he’s away

he’s always trying to get you to feel more confident

i think he’s the type to give a million pecks instead of just one kiss

[sorry i see xiaojun as a brother figure it’s so hard to write for him 😭]

you ask him to step on you as a joke and he looks at you like you’re clinically insane

makes an effort to take you on as many dates as he possibly can

you build giant lego sets together

takes the worst photos of you but it’s ok

makes dinosaur noises at you to end conversations

protects his squidward beanie with his life. the only thing you’re not allowed to touch when he has it on

he looks like a guard dog from afar but he’s actually whispering “look at my boobs” into your ear

HENDERY ☁️

a clown.

if he can’t make you laugh at least thrice a day then he won’t sleep

i feel like 90% of the time he’s messing around and being playful with you but the other 10% of the time he’s SO romantic

like he’ll set up candle light three course meals in your living room just because he wants to

he gets really really shy/awkward when meeting your friends or family though and won’t let go of your hand

will wake you up by making weird noises in your face or twerking

calls you his prince/princess in the middle of kisses

puts on his ‘girl voice’ when he wants you to do something

force feeds you his food because he wants you to try it

buys shirts with you in mind. he wants you to like them enough to steal them

nose boops you like a dog

vlogs to his story and always hypes you up for no reason

“hey guys look at how amazing, gorgeous, cool, showstopping, brilliant, incredible, magnificent and CUTE y/n is. look at my baby.”

knows all your likes and dislikes. he’ll eat what you don’t like if you’re determined to get something with it though

compliments you in a different language to your face then refuses to tell you what he’s saying

even if you’re attacking him he’ll just grin and shake his head

sometimes you wake up and he’s just stood at the foot of your bed like a sleep paralysis demon

or he’s stood in front of your mirror doing weird dances

staring contests but he’s trying to distract you by blowing kisses the whole time

sends you cat thirst trap photos

absolutely destroys you when you play fight then apologises immediately after

so comfortable around you. almost too comfortable. like he shits with the door open

sends you horrible puns every hour

neighbours called the police once because they thought you were murdering someone but you were just trying to make hendery jump and he screamed

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wait can you explain the premise of your dnd campaign I am so curious about it

YES I ABSOLUTELY CAN

so the basic premise is that its based on the tv show the librarians (which only our dm has seen lmaoo)

a long time ago magic was very free and well known, but an evil king was using magic to oppress and harm people, and so many bad people had their hands on magic, that the court apothecary convinced the king's sister to intervene (because they were gay for each other). the king's sister, in a great act of magic, sealed away much of the magic of the world into a library, forming herself into an immortal god of knowledge and sealing away the apothecary to act as her immortal cleric and the keeper of the library

several hundred years later, the keeper of the library's child betrayed the library, stole away a bunch of the magic artifacts that kept the library functioning, and theyre now working with the very bad people who have obtained those artifacts and are trying to use them to unleash magic in the world once again. the library stays functional by having one librarian, who keeps the knowledge, and one guardian, the library's protector, at all times. however the bad people have gone and murdered all the viable candidates and now what's left is the very bottom of the barrel (us)

our dm is @beatricexbenedick who is insane in the head (affectionate)

i play bo dawson, a human ranger/cleric and a guardian of the library. he was framed for a murder attempt as a child and grew up in juvie, and had been serving his years of community service by working as a firewatcher in a national park when the library found him. has a service dog named dolly because his special interest is dolly parton and is a good downhome southern boy

@strangetorpedos is nox, a tiefling divination wizard. nox grew up in a community that knew about magic but banned its use, and after having a falling out with their parents ran away, starting learning magic, and was making it on his own but scraping by when they got recruited

@punkbarbarian is kai, a human sun soul monk, who didn't know about magic growing up but learned that his grandmother was a cleric of the japanese goddess amaterasu and that she's chosen them as her monk. after their grandmother died he was bounced around in foster care until emancipating themself and had been slumming it up in boston working odd gigs and just trying to get by

nettle is a more recent addition and is played by @paladinbaby. she's an alchemist artificer/wild magic sorcerer and only just found out she's an aasimar. she found the library entirely on accident and was convinced magic was not real but that making potions or having infinite space in your bag after doing some embroidery on it was just like. stuff normal people could do. she's simply been having a very bad time since becoming the library intern

the npcs are also fucking insane so theres: wren (the apothecary turned immortal keeper of the library, she is a bitchy 900 year old lady), lensa (god of the library, permanently stuck as a 23 year old), ezzy (the oldest librarian, traumatized middle aged artificer werewolf, has a semi estranged teenage daughter), sylvie (wrens child, the betrayer, now with the bad guys. has a dragon.), theo (eldest daughter of the main villains, was dating sylvie, is now? on our side kind of?), c (younger child of the main villains. on our side but is scary about it. hates theo), bubba (bo's father who he was reunited with after like 17 years, middle aged ranger, is raising ezzy's teenage daughter but Its Complicated), rosie (the daughter, teenage werewolf, Figuring Herself Out, bo's new foster sister)

did i mention that our entire party is autistic and it was on accident because the other three players did not know they were autistic until i got my grimy social worker fingers on them

anyway we're all having a normal time!!!!!! as you can tell!!!!

#thank you for letting me ramble nonny im feeling Hinged today #library of lensa #bo tag

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Hi Storm,

I’ve noticed that JiKook seem to have a lot of nicknames attached to them individually and separately. JungKook is bunny, baby star candy, JK, Koo etc. Jimin is Mochi, Chimchim, min min, Mangetok(?sp) etc. Together they’re the Busans, Sun and Moon and not sure what else. Are they the only ones in the group with all these cute nicknames? Are they all given to them by fans and what’s the origin? I thought of this ask after seeing JM referred to as puppy kitty by the editors which is so darn cute. What do JiKook call each other the most? Do they ever use any of these as endearments toward each other? It’s more like three asks in one but just really curious at the plethora of nicknames these two seem to have.

Lmao! Hi!! Welcome Back!

Sooo, i have a whole small masterlist section about Nicknames that Jikook call each other, which you can find here:

And I have some of the Nicknames K Diamonds have given to some duos (jikook, vmin, namseok, yoonjin and taekook) here

If you are just wanting a list of all the Nicknames that BTS members have collected from ARMYs over the years per individual, well i can absolutely list those for you too! Lol it's a lot for them all.

JIMIN NICKNAMES

ChimChim (given during AHL by Tony Jones and it stuck)

Christian ChimChim (Jimin gave himself this name when asked what his English name would ever be)

Mochi/망개떡 (given because his cute cheeks make him look like a Mangae cake)

J.M (a legit Nickname shortened from his own name lol)

Diminie (during a fansign he was asked how he acts when very drunk, JM said he does lots of aeygo and once called himself Diminie instead of Jiminie)

Dooly (ARMY and the members say that when Jimin puffs his cheeks out he looks like the cute cartoon puppy Dooly, Jimin even referenced himself as Dooly on Taes first Instagram post)

Ddan-ji/장딴지 (basically just means Calves, in reference to Jimins insane leg muscles. Lol Tae called him this in his 2013 birthday letter to Jimin and K ARMY all called him this too lol especially whenever Jimin wore shorts on stages)

Be-i-geul-nam/베이글남 (a mash up of Korean words that basically means "man with a baby face and a hot body," lol given by K ARMY)

Mochi Sexy (coined by RM during Festa and by K ARMY during Sugas Honey FM)

Ddochi (Jimin said his Middle school friends would call him that because he looked like a puppy)

Little Prince (coined by ARMY and the members and picked up traction with Jimins first appearance with blond hair)

빡지민이/PPAK Jiminie (Suga's Nickname for Jimin often)

Puppy Kitty/강양이 (Jimin combined the name for Dog/Cat into 강양이 when asked which he likes best and ARMY decided that he WAS a puppy kitty and the name stayed)

Jimin-ssi (thanks to Jungkookie lol)

Angel/Fairy (coined by Tae in 2014, also later by RM and JK. ARMY jumped all over it. Jimin himself also confirmed many times)

Chanel Boy (comes from how often he wears the brand on his personal time)

JUNGKOOK NICKNAMES

The Maknae (the youngest)

Golden Maknae (given by RM and adopted by the fandom since he is good at everything and is their golden youngest)

JayKay, JK, Kookie (shortened verisons of his name lol)

Muscle Pig/Muscle Bunny/근육돼지 (affectionately coined by the members for his insane muscles and love for working out)

Bunny/Kkooktokki (he looks like a bunny when he smiles or his name combined with bunny in Hangul)

Justin Seagull (JK was originally going to debut with a possible stage name of Seagull and when asked what his English name would be, he said Justin Seagull)

Nochu (given to him during AHL by Nate Walka and it stuck)

Jeon Cena (given by ARMY after his skills shown off during the wrestling portion of ISAC competitions)

Jeonrusali/전루살이 (a combination of Jeon and "short lived" given by K army because they joked that he is angling for his hyungs to smack him with how often he teases lol)

Mr. Spreading Legs and International Playboy (self appointed Nicknames from 2014 that have stuck around lol)

Baby Star Candy (given by staff and adopted by ARMY)

Puppy Prince (given by Jimin)

Little Prince (given by Suga)

Donggurami/동그라미/Boba Ball (동그라미 given by K army and Boba Ball by I army, basically for the same reason. JKs cute round head lol)

Guktiz/꾹티즈 (JKs name + Maltese dog, K army say that he looks like a Maltese puppy. K armys are spilt into 2 teams actually, team bunny and team Maltese lol)

아기장수 꾹투리/Baby Warrior Ggukturi (K army gave him this nickname because he is super strong like the Korean Folktale Baby Warrior Wootori)

NAMJOON NICKNAMES

RM, Monie, Joon, Joonie, Namu (shortened verison of his name)

Namjoonie (what the hyungs often call him)

RapMon Hyung (what JK often calls him)

God Of Destruction (coined by the members because they said he can't do a day without breaking things)

Appa (coined by Jimin because he acts like a dad apparently lol)

President (given by ARMY for his leadership skills and want for him to lead a country lol)

Kim Leader/김리더 (coined by vmin)

NamuJoon/나무준 (basically a combination of his name and Tree because of his love for plants and he named it himself on weverse)

Natnu/낮누 (a typo made by a k army trying to type Kim NamJoon, but Namjoon saw it and thought it was cute so it stuck)

방탄의 남은 이성/The BTS's last string of reason (given by K army for his amazing leadership and the way he loves his members. They say "1 takes care of 6, and 6 takes care of 1")

Brain Mon/뇌몬 (given by k army for his 148 IQ and genius)

Moon child (given because of his song on his mixtape moonchild)

JIN NICKNAMES

Worldwide Handsome (given for his insanely good looks)

세계조각미남 1위/#1 Sculpted Face (feels self explanatory lol)

Car Door Guy (When Jin left the car first at MMA 2015, he attracted a lot of viral attention, people started searching for him with Car Door Guy trying to find who he was)

Third Guy from the Left (same as above but from BBMAS 2017)

오비남/Today's Visual Guy (from the picket he held in MMA 2016)

대문남/Entrance Door Guy (same as above but from opening the door at You Quiz)

줌인남/Zoom in Guy (given the nickname from how red carpet camera people always end up randomly zooming in on Jins face)

Quokka (a species of animal known as the happiest and sweetest animal and given to Jin by K army)

Shoulder Hyung (coined by JK)

어깨미남/Eo-kkae-mi-nam (combination of the words Shoulders and Handsome man given by karmy as well his descriptors basically lol)

BalSeokJin/발석진 (basically foot + his name for his talented toes, given as a name since run bts ep 5)

Matnae/맏내 (basically means fake maknae. Given by the members and k army for how Jin often acts as the true youngest of the group even though he is the oldest)

YOONGI NICKNAMES

Suga/AgustD/Min PD/Gloss (his musical alter egos and names lol)

Minstradamus (also comes from what yoongi wants yoongi gets, comes from his ability to speak goals into exisistence basically and predict BTS's future)

Lil Meow Meow (given because of his resemblance in looks and personality to a cute cat)

Hands of Midas (given by ARMY and the music industry, anything Suga touches turns to gold and breaks records)

Min Yoonji (his female alter ego nickname that comes from run bts episode 11)

민덩방아/Min DungBangah (min fell on my hips. Lol coined by RM after Yoongi fell out of his chair at his studio

Min Stone/민돌멩이 (given by ARMY after Suga said he wanted to be reborn as a stone in his next life)

Grumpy Marshmellow/심통난 마시멜로 (K army affectionately call him this because he looks like a cute grumpy marshmallow when he wakes up lol)

Black Suga/흑슈가 (given by K army whenever his hair is black)

SongWol/송월 (nickname from his father, which means "enjoy the art of music and beauty of nature")

Semo-Rami/세모라미 (means tri-circle. It was given by karmy for his soft rounded facial features and triangle eyes.)

민윤기천재짱짱맨뿡뿡/min-yoon-gi-chun-jae-jjang-jjang-men-bbung-bbung (lmfao basically translated as Min Yoongi is the best best man and then bbungbbung which is the cutest way to describe a fart sound affect. A fan wrote this line to him in a letter and Yoongi loved it an adopted it for himself. Lol you also see it pop up in Run ep 140)

Boiled Dumpling/물만두 (came from Suga saying that his mother once told him he looked like a boiled dumpling)

Axolotl (coined by RM I believe lol)

Min Grandpa (coined by K army saying he acts like the grandpa of the group)

HOBI NICKNAMES

Hobi/Hope/Seokie (shortened nicknames)

Golden Hyung (JK is the youngest who is good at everything and Hobi is the hyung who is good at everything)

J-Dope (given by the members during Dope era)

J-Kill (given by the members during Run bts episode 32)

J-Hooooooppppppeeeee (lmao given by the members, in particular Suga, when they fanboy over Hobi)

HweeMangi/희망이/Hope (self explanatory lol but the Hangul nickname of Hope)

Cheon-sa/천사/Angel (Hobi used to introduce himself as I'm your Hope, Im Your Angel and the names both stuck)

Sunshine/햇살 (given by fans for his sunny personality)

Jay (often called this by the members, particularly Suga and the other hyungs or before he raps)

Smile Hoya (his underground dance crew name before BTS)

Captain Nemo (made by Hobi himself around the release of Hope World)

光州小漂亮/guāng zhōu xiǎo piào liang (Chinese phrase means 'Gwangju's little beauty' written in Mandarin)

Jung Team Manager/정팀장 (how the members often used to called him as he took good charge of their stage performances a lot, adopted by k army)

호도기/Hogogie (a very baby verison pronunciation of his name given by k army)

정다정/Jung Sweatheart (given by k army back in 2015 from how he would always comfort armys)

Prince of South America (given by ARMY and members about just how insanely loved Jhope is in South America and how he always says its his favorite place to go on tours lol)

TAEHYUNG NICKNAMES

Tae/TaeTae/Taehyungie (natural nicknames)

Tae Hyung Hyungie (sometimes called this by JK and it's so cute)

Gucci Prince (given by ARMY for how often he would be wearing Gucci)

Baby Bear/Teddy Bear/Honey Bear (his family used to call him this and Jimin has before too)

CGV (given by ARMY because he is so handsome he could've been CGI lol)

Wind Prince (given by RM during the VR Games run bts episode)

Voo/Vu/Bu (given by Jin)

Jack (Tae said this would be his English name if he had to pick, inspired by the titanic "jack... come back....")

Good Boy (given by Tae himself from how he introduced himself once)

Baby Prince V (given recently by k media and ARMY loved it)

Vante (given by Tae himself as his art and photography tag name)

4D (given by ARMY for the way he stands out and is unique)

세계일위미남/World's Number 1 Handsome Guy (given by ARMY after he won most handsome face in the world and used often by both fans and the members sometimes too lol)

김스치면인연/Kim Friends at a Brush Through (basically means that he makes friends anywhere he goes and is very social. Given by k army)

뷔주얼/"V"isual (given by k army for how handsome he is)

MC Jadu (means plum cheeks to describe his cheeks when he smiles by k army)

Myung Dong Young (K army say “His face is a ‘Painting’ 명화, his personality is a ‘Children’s book’ 동화, his life is a ‘Movie‘영화." And the 3 words all rhyme in korean)

Kimchi Papa (given by k army after Tae said he would name his son KimChi is Delicious)

They have so many that come and go and some that stick around for a while and some that become iconic. Lmfao I'm sure this isn't even all of them from across the decade. But it's most of them at least I think! Hope this helps!!

#collecting nicknames like pokemon these guys

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iminthemiddleofyourpicture · 4 months

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She took a deep breath. It wasn't the first time they had talked about this topic. And for some reason, like an avalanche that can't be avoided, the usual conversations about family, the weather or studies always ended up leading them to questions about her health, especially the one she neglected like a dog dumped on the street. She tried to speak naturally, of course; scaring them wasn't what she wanted. Maybe, one day, she would have liked them to be afraid of losing her, but at that point, the only thing she wanted them to understand was that she was someone ill and that they should, at least for once, act a little more gently; she would have liked them to speak more softly to her, as if these feelings were a severe headache, to touch her skin more affectionately as if the anguish were a summer fever.

Of course, her father had his own opinions. "It's all in your head", "you smoke too much!", "you need to control yourself!", "why don't you control yourself?". Her mother seems more patient, and touches her on the wrist when she recriminates her father's words and says that he doesn't understand, she cuddles the familiar skin that was once in her womb and says to him "it's not as simple as you say, some things need more help, more patience".

She can't remember when she raised her voice. "Listen to me!", "Listen!" and how she got to the point of saying, in all honesty, that she had tried to end her own life at the age of fourteen, long before she tasted cigarettes for the first time, long before all the things he considers terrible were part of her life. "You don't have a bad life," someone shouts back, "you think I don't know? I know… I have a good life, I have great friends, I'm loved, I'm finishing college, I'm in a good job, I have a nice house… That's the point! I know that everything is great and that I should be grateful. But why am I still so tired? Is it all in my head? Do I have to stop looking for help because it's all my fault?"

"My best friend died looking for the same answers," she wanted to go back home or to work or anywhere she didn't have to feel so vulnerable. And when her father held her, she felt like she could melt in the arms of someone she hated for almost half her life. She barely hugged him back. She knew it was too late to be the little girl who rests on a warm, familiar arm and lets herself be accepted. She received the kiss on the top of the head with the same levity as a handshake. "I'm not alone," she said, trying to end the conversation in another way, "I have good friends, people who care for me and who will help me, I just need you to be patient. I get up every day, I work, I eat, I'm sitting here in front of you now… That says a lot about how hard I try! Just be patient with me, please."

There was a confusing silence for the first few moments. The coffee was getting cold and the food was showing signs of bad digestion. She knew she should be silent, she knew she should act like someone completely normal in front of those who had given her life; but most of the time she found herself kneeling at their feet looking for something, something she couldn't even describe in words. Some specific look, some expression that would make her feel that going mad wasn't so predictable. Her mother said, in the middle of dozens of sentences, that she had always been like that. "You've always had these things…"

"These things…" she wanted to reply.

She wanted a cigarette, according to her father, the supposed cause of part of her depression. At the same time, she felt the almost inevitable agony to throw herself into the sea and feel at least once more the terror of icy water entering her lungs. She tried to change the topic, to talk about the preparations for Christmas, the clothes her mother had bought, the cats, the taste of food… Naturally, the conversation turned once again to the weather, the family, her studies. Not a word more. Nothing that could be added about her insanity. Her father never looked at her again and she doesn't even remember saying goodbye to him when she left.

Everything was "fine". And everyone could get on with their lives. Again. The wound was already open, gaping and bleeding. And she could walk through the door and leave them to their coffees, their quiet lives, their sewing lines and their warm, welcoming home. They wouldn't remember that conversation, how they broke her in half and made her spew out unwanted truths. And she would continue, one step to the next, on her way to work. And get on with her day. Simply. As all families do.

She felt, deep down, that this was a good thing for the most part. Being able to talk about how she really felt after years of hiding her pain. Being able to tell them, even if they didn't really listen. This clarity of mind, this feeling that she was completely clear and that she no longer needed to lie in order to appear even remotely adequate. "Please don't fuck with me, I'm a sick person," seemed more acceptable than when they treated her like stone. As if she felt nothing at all. They know and can no longer hide the fact that they know. That's enough for her, at least, she tries to convince herself of that.

No apologies, no hugs and even less help (that would be too late). But the mere feeling that they are aware. That's enough somehow. That her potential, that everything she has always planned has never come true and that this thing she is today, this aspect without palpable feelings, distant and cold is not necessarily arrogance.

Maybe, somehow, they can love her a little more by knowing that it's not anger. Just tiredness.

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my-shields-are-down · 2 years

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“Why is Lucy calling you ‘sweetheart’?”

As Tim watches Lucy load up Kojo and his leash into her car, wave and finally put her car in gear to drive away, he says to Ashley, “What!? Lucy doesn’t call me sweetheart.”

Although he knows Lucy DID call him sweetheart. She also leaned in and hugged him with a kiss on the mouth, like it was no big deal. Like they were the kind of intimately close friends, who hugged and kissed on the lips whenever they saw and left each other. Like they were lovers.

And well, they had been hadn’t they? For three months they lived in a suspended reality, undercover as passionately in love drug runners. That kiss in Lucy’s living room had opened the floodgate of emotions and desires between them, that probably never would have been acted on if the op had ended after that first run. But the success of the op caught the eyes and ears of two warring cartel heads, so their UC op kept expanding and being extended and then the Feds came in, and Lucy and Tim had to “live as” Dim and Juicy indefinitely.

Which led to more “faked” intimacy - a hand placement here, lips kissing there, arms around waists, legs entangled, an insanely charged slow dance - and ending with Lucy wearing a sleek black string bikini in Vegas at some cartel members’ party. By then, Lucy had stopped calling him Jake, and just used a litany of affectionate nick names instead, “babe, honey, fuck boy, honey bunches of oats, darling.. and sweetheart.” Sweetheart was her signal to Tim that she was Lucy talking to him, not her alter ego playing a part.

At that party, in that bikini (while Tim was wearing back jeans, double white Ts and chains mind you), she had tripped in her ridiculously high heels and pulled him into the pool as she fell. They had to leave to change “I.e. check their fake tattoos”, but when they got to their room, Lucy had turned to him and said, “I can’t keep pretending. I’m breaking apart and losing myself in this world. “

“Are we seducing each other for real? Or is it the op? My body’s responding to you, I’m not faking it. I haven’t been for awhile. I’m yearning for you to touch me - all of me. For this to be real in some way”. She stepped closer to Tim and put her hand on his arm. “Couldn’t we just BE them until this is over? Yes of course cops, yes of course on a mission, yes of course professional around our work colleagues. But here in this outlaw state of existence, as a team of cops living and working with the cartels, couldn’t we BE lovers? Couldn’t we BE in love? Couldn’t our actions be real, our conversations be ours? Wouldn’t our safety be more secure? Wouldn’t our instincts be more alert. Wouldn’t we be more in tune?”

He hadn’t immediately responded because he was shellshocked by her admission and his own realization he wanted, no needed the same thing to happen. As the silence grew longer, and he could see sadness creep into her eyes, he stepped forward and said, “I’ll do whatever you want.” And then they kissed, and well, (he blushes at the memory), they did not make it back to the party. And she was right, BEING Dim and Juicy was so much easier and pleasurable and they acted as one. The op was a huge success, and then they were separated for briefings, and hours of questions. And then dropped off at their respective homes two days ago. Apart, after hundreds of hours together.

Tim had called Ashley so she could finally come and get her things - he had ended their farce of a relationship the night after that practice kiss.

Lucy had come to get the dog for a hike, and he had forgotten Ashley was there quite honestly. All he now saw was Lucy, and they made plans for dinner that night (who was he kidding, he didn’t want dinner, he wanted her in his bed for a lifetime. But eh, he had to eat). So yes, he had hugged Lucy and kissed her on the mouth like a lover. And she had called him sweetheart.

Ashley scoffed, and said, “You never once in all the months we dated, ever looked at me that way, kissed me that way or ever called me sweetheart.” Tim, looked at her pretty face, shut her car door, and said, “No, I never did. And yes, Lucy called me sweetheart - because I’m hers.”

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#chenford #i love them #tim x lucy #tim bradford #lucy chen #i love this so much #the rookie #what happens under cover?#what happens after #Lucy going after what she wants…. and getting it….

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I haven’t seen The Black Phone, but I’m really enjoying the content I see about it from other people. I loved your headcanons, especially the ones about Vance! Absolutely no pressure, but do you have any other headcanons you’d care to share?

I don't have a ton yet since my brain has hyperfixated on Vance the most and I've already posted most of the ones I have for him, but I do have some for group dynamics (and a few random ones thrown in there as I remember them);

Robin and Vance are really protective of each other (and the whole group, but in a very different way) in the sense that they have a 'ill watch your back if you watch mine' type of way. like Robin can break up a pack of bullies bothering any of the other boys without fear if being out numbered because he knows Vance has his back if he needs help. and Vance doesn't have to worry about shutting down or being in public places (he has a shit ton of PTSD from the grabber and hates public spaces/being touched/having strangers behind him) because he knows robin will always be right behind him, and will always watch his back without fail. they may not be the closest friends in the traditional sense, but they're insanely protective and you normally don't see one without the other.

Finney is the mom of the group, and he acts like he hates it, but it's actually a very self appointed role. (this is about to get so projecty it's not even funny). Finney gets anxious when he's not in control of a situation, so he acts like a mom for his own sanity. when they're out in public he's the one doing a head count every five seconds and corralling everyone together. if the groups taking to long to move on from one spot and some of the boys are starting to wander he will walk laps around the whole group to keep them together. the best way to describe him is a herding dog (specifically a collie) cause he naturally likes to keep things in order and gets really anxious if he can't. he definitely has a bag purse that he carries everywhere, it's got everyone's shit in it, a fully stocked first aid kit, water, snacks you name it he's got it.

random one (related to Finney's bag) Vance, Griffin, and Billy are asthmatic. griffins is the most persistent, but mildest in terms of actual symptoms. Vance doesn't have symptoms often but his attacks are really bad. Billy is the sweet spot between the two. Finney makes sure they always have their inhalers. Vance also has a bad nut allergy, so Finney's also carrying his epi pen. (I might do a whole other post on just my health issue hc's, cause ad a chronically I'll person I have so many)

Vance is Griffin's big brother, he's a jerk to him some days, other days he's super affectionate. sometimes he just throws something at him for the sake of throwing something at him, and other times hell just hug him from behind and won't let go till griffins clawing his way out of the embrace. they aren't the cutesy over played brother dynamic, they are the realistic love hate relationship brother dynamic and I live that for them. (this can also be read: Vance feels such an immense need to protect this little human it honest to God overwhelms him because he has never felt so much love and affection for a singular human in his entire life. the hold this kid has him scares him more the he'd like to admit. he would die for Griffin without a second thought, if anything were to ever happen to him, you better pray to any and all gods you know of because Vance will make you regret being born. he doesn't know how to act around Griffin because he isn't good at showing your average everyday feelings let alone these big scary all consuming feelings.)

Gwen is the group's sister, they've claimed her as theirs, no matter how many times Finney tries to say that she's his sister. she just loves her entourage of boys, especially since she has them wrapped around her finger. she can get away with anything cause they either let her do it, or they cover her and give her alibis. her and Bruce love to do spa days together (I got part of this from @ares-da-god ) and she will assist in holding the boys down so Bruce can do their skin care. Vance is actually super protective of her and is kinda just putty in her hands, he doesn't try and fight back because he doesn't want to accidentally hurt or scare her with his underestimation of his own strength (she's tussled with him before, but it always makes him nervous, despite how many times shes said it's fine and that she handle it). she likes getting her hands dirty so she's always outside with Griffin, making med pies or playing with bugs, just being kids (it melts Vance, he likes seeing the kids getting to be kids together, especially his kids). Gwen and Billy shit talk together constantly, they'll just walk around town with Billy's dog talking about all the recent drama, or complaining about whatevers on their mind. Finney and Gwen are just super close, they're each other's right hand man, they do everything together, they barely even fight or anything, just very close but very casual sibling bond.

Billy is generally the most kept to himself. he likes to be independent and enjoys his space, but at the end of the day he loves knowing he has a support system he can fall back on when needed. like he would gladly do his own thing all day just to come home and join the pile of sleeping boys+Gwen knowing he is safe and welcome right there. definitely a bif of s prankster when he's sticking with the group, intentionally getting on Vance's nerves to get Vance to prank him back. he's like a year round secret Santa, he earns quite a bit from being a paper boy (and I hc that he doesn't similar things in his spare time. he bags groceries or shops for the elderly, he collects recycling, walks dogs, etc. so he always has a fair but of spare change) so the busy will find little unmarked gifts randomly and know it's from Billy. he's actually really good at it cause he listens to their conversations a lot so he knows just what to get them.

Vance and Finney are actually pretty close. Vance tries to pretend he doesn't love the little fucker, but whenever he needs help or is stressed he knows he can turn to Finney, and he makes sure Finney knows the same goes for him. Finney's the best at interpreting his nonverbal communication, so there's a lot of trust that's been built between the two. Finney is also just really good at handling Vance when he's upset and can't understand his emotions, he can just kinda hold onto him and make it feel better, he pats at his hair and hushes him gently, and it doesn't make Vance feel small or pitied. and Vance may not be good with the emotions crap like finney is but he's really good at reading Finney and knows when to pull him away if he's getting to stressed or anxious. he also knows that Finney won't leave a task without a fight so he'll just bear hug him until he starts to calm down, and then redirects him with something else. they manage each other really really well.

that's all I have for now, hope you enjoyed <3 (:

#the black phone #vance hopper #finney blake #bruce yamada #robin arellano #billy showalter #griffin stagg

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