#genshin impact brainrot

[primofate]

Brainrot ever since that Harbingers trailer dropped.

Reader as the Fatui Harbinger’s own personal tailor, because let’s face it, someone made those badass clothes and winter fits on them, they didn’t just magically appear outta nowhere.

So there’s lil ole you recruited to be their tailor, you used to help around in your mother’s textile shop but got increasingly busy when the Fatui constantly called on you to take measurements and design everything: their combat clothes, their winter coats, their formal attires.

Oh boy and what a chaotic event it is on measurement day, they’re all just at each other’s throats and you’re always wondering how no one has killed each other yet. You’re pretty diligent with your work and somehow most of them had taken a liking towards you.

Every measurement day they all have their own complaints and qualms. Dottore is the one who chuckles and apologizes if his measurements have changed again, apparently he might have been eating too much. That’s a lie cause he’s still fit as ever. Arlecchino always threatens you not to tell anyone about her measurements, she acts like she doesn’t care about those kinds of things but she secretly does. Tartaglia is just a menace, you’re a 100% sure he’s flexing his muscles every time you wrap the measurement tape around his arm. 

They were such a weird and messy bunch, it’s like a whole group of people who had nothing in common were thrown into a room. 

Other than that, they had weird ways to seek you out as well. Dottore comes to you for the smallest of tears in his shirts, and you know that he himself is capable of stitching it up but for some reason he comes to you. Sometimes Pantalone visits your mom’s shop and jokes about buying the whole place, and asking how much it would be to hire you as HIS personal tailor, so that he wouldn’t have to share with the other Harbingers, apparently. You’re starting to think Tartaglia loves getting into fights because the moment his attire is slashed or ripped apart he bundles it up in his arms in search for you with a big wide smile on his face stating “I ruined my combat clothes again!” Sandrone likes getting your advice on what fabric would be good for her dresses, and Arlecchino listens from afar, yet again pretending not to care about trivial things like these. 

They become wildly protective of you, and if anyone dares to even hurt a hair on you, they can expect the wrath of the Harbingers upon them.

They are a handful, and your life has been far from quiet ever since. 

#i dont even know if i got their names and genders right forgive me #just brainrot certainly not canon #fatui harbingers #fatui #genshin impact #genshin impact fatui #fatui brainrot #fatui headcanons #genshin impact brainrot

[cerberuscaeli]

I've been watching celebrities react to thirst tweets and now I can't stop thinking how 4NEMO would react if they got thirst tweets? So, I kinda brain rotted about this one?

Like I can see Kazuha being all polite about ut yet flustered as he subtly and politely declines the words in the tweets and is like "We should not choke someone with my thighs, that's not nice. But I wouldn't mind giving you a hug." He'd be like too nice? Taking them as compliments and he's just pure and innocent? And get asked for an interview with puppies instead, even getting a part 2 of "Interviewing Kazuha while he plays with puppies."

And I feel like Venti would just die from laughter right then and there? He'd be choking on air as he reads thrist tweet after tweet, giving up on staying calm and collected as he snorts and almost pees his pants from laughter as they are so crazy and some cringy and he just straight up enjoys it, maybe even too much that he'll surely be asked for a part 2.

Heizou would be the one that playfully quips back on it in a flirty tone, acting as if he is going to make notes. This boy is enjoying it way too much, literally asking to read more, wanting the worse ones that might have to be fully cut out of all the videos. He'd totally would be giving more fuel for more thirst tweets and fans having to bully the channel for more Heizou reading thirst tweets. Probably even trying to not so subtly provoke for more. Boy knows he has the charms, is handsome and has many fans wrapped around his finger and it only boosts his ego.

Xiao. Poor Xiao. He would turn so red, stutter over his words and be so hesitant to read each tweet, constantly anxious about how bad the next one will be. And the team spared him, tried to find the ones that were okay, like that weren't too much for Xiao's poor heart to handle, but in fact, none of them were okay? Like Xiao's fans nonstop thirst over him tbh I would do it too and all he wants is to just sink through the floor as he reads them, hoping he could vanish in smoke. Trying to comprehend what is going on as he visibly regrets every decision he has made in his life that had him end up here. But getting all flustered when tweets with compliments come in between those thirsty ones. Xiao for sure would never want anything to do with any thirst tweet at all. Jean literally has to save this poor boy from under the blankets he'll be hiding under for the rest of his life /jk

#genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #brainrot #xiao brainrot #venti brainrot #heizou brainrot #kazuha brainrot #venti x reader #kazuha x reader #xiao x reader #shikanoin heizou x reader #heizou x reader #anemo #4nemo #genshin 4nemo #genshin impact brainrot

[sacredlilygarden]

SUNGLASSES

Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on the more serious characters.

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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.

#genshin impact sagau #genshin impact #genshin sagau #genshin #sagau cult au #sagau genshin #sagau x reader #genshin cult au #sagau #brain-rot #genshin impact brainrot #genshin impact sagau brainrot #self aware genshin #sagau idea

[funficwriter]

Reward (Tartaglia/Childe x Recruit! Reader)(NSFW)

A/N: This is my first smut fic! TBH I was a little shy about it, but I'm glad I wrote it. It was quite fun, and I will expand upon other characters soon. Also, reader has AFAB parts. Until then, enjoy getting spoiled by your Lord Tartaglia! ;)

Warnings: Oral, AFAB reader receiving, kinda shy and sensitive reader😈

The Harbinger legions. The most vied-for position, second only to the Harbingers themselves. You recall excitedly chatting along with your (at the time) fellow cadets over which one you'd like to be in, fantasizing about all the benefits that come with it.

"Can you imagine being in Lord Pantalone's team? The amount of cash I'd make would be enough to retire early!".

"I must train hard for Lord Capitano to notice me before graduation!".

Among the reasons this position is so desired is the unique rewards that come with its work. A huge salary and added prestige were the least of them. Exclusive parties, excursions throughout Teyvat, even the chance of becoming the next Harbinger. Of course, bonus points if you keep up the work ethic that got you into the legion in the first place.

Though now, you couldn't help but wonder whether all Harbingers summoned their recruits into their personal headquarters to reward upstanding deeds. Also whether any of them used the method Lord Tartaglia was using.

You were guessing not, as he coyly whispered: "Now, Y/N, I asked of you to keep quiet so I can keep going~".

"Yes, b-but!!".

Another wet shock stopped you. You weren't expecting the reward to have you so open and exposed to him, nor he between your legs, almost refusing to get out if it wasn't to tease you. His grip on your hips kept you in place as his tongue relentlessly licked up and down your sensitive slit.

To say your cheeks were on fire would be an understatement.

He chuckled at your expression, before moving to nip at your inner thigh. Your reflex almost made you squirm away.

"Ah, you've always been so cute, ever since the day I got you.".

You could never tell if the next was going to be a nip or a kiss. Either way, it didn't matter much; It still sent you into the haywire state he was enjoying so much. If you didn't know any better, you'd feel as if you weren't the only one being 'rewarded' here. So much for protecting your teammates from that Cryovishap.

"You should have seen your comrades when you all returned.".

Was he about to say something? You were hanging on to his words, until he licked at your clit while gripping your hips. Your Lord has never been one to relent on praise or scolding; He almost had the nub between his lips, going between sucking and licking. Any attempt to squirm away or relieve yourself of his sensory overload turned null. He wasn't going to let you off so easily, so all you could do was moan below a certain volume.

"Wha...? What d-did they s... Oh fuck!".

You couldn't handle it for much longer. It's not that it didn't feel nice. On the contrary, the pleasure was growing too strong and quick for you. Being with Lord Tartaglia taught you the importance of adapting fast, but this... This could defeat your already sensitive self. Yet despite the overload, something in you cried out for more from your handsome leader. He wasn't kidding he said he'd take good care of you upon joining.

"What did they say? Hehe, still persevering I see. That's why I picked you for the squad.".

You tried to look down without being too bashful. You were so wet, you could mess up his bedsheets. He didn't think much of it, instead lapping it up every now and then.

"They were all so scared when that Cryovishap attacked you It could have killed you all, but you... Our overachiever, you distracted it and took it on by yourself. All to protect them, right?".

He lowered his head again. Your pleasure had dissipated for a minute, then came back with a stronger vengeance.

"Aaaah~ yes, my Lord! I did it to protect them!".

Whatever little edging he wanted to keep going was over. He loved the idea of you being a protector, the way it motivated him to keep your pleasure going.

"Waaait! Wait, I-"

Between the sucking and kissing on your clit, his grib on your thighs and the switch to his strong licks, you just couldn't. Your endurance was trained for many things, but not this. You couldn't help clenching and shaking. Tingly bliss spread out into the nerves of your core, then your thighs.

You weren't sure whether to recoil away or dive into it, but in the end, you wanted more of this feeling. You opened your legs more and pushed your pussy into his face.

"Mmmmfh... Yes, good little recruit...".

It came out muffled, but the praise left you glowing. If only time could stop here... Your Lord praising you in all the ways he could was the little heaven you wanted to have eternally. With the way he dug his mouth further in, you wanted to feel like he thought so too.

Way sooner than you wanted, your orgasm faded, but you knew you were okay. Your deeds were much more worth than one. He knew it too after a minute of rest.

"You ready? Come back here. Good recruits deserve greater rewards, after all~".

The grip on your hip was even stronger than before. You weren't leaving for a while.

#childe x reader #genshin impact brainrot #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin nsft #nsft fanfic #childe x reader smut

[noctilucous-sunni]

more reversed sagau brainrot!! | a lot more under the cut

- when scara sorta just ✨materializes✨ in your apartment and you’re like excuse me wtf is happening, so u pinch yourself to see if its a dream and its not apparently so you must be going insane BECAUSE WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION WOULD THERE BE FOR ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS EXISTING IN YOUR APARTMENT

- i’d feel like in the sagau or reversed sagau he wouldn’t be too fond of the all-creator bc if thats the all-creator wouldn’t that mean that you’re the one responsible for his existence and his suffering?? but when he just sees you being so genuinely nice and caring and yet strong and doesn’t take his shit he kinda lets down the guard a little

- plus he literally has nowhere else to stay so when you threatened to kick him out he realized it was either live with you or out on the streets. and he kinda hated the streets, so he ended up trying to find your place all dirty and stuff from tripping in way too many godforsaken random holes in the ground. poor gremlin.

- he is just super bratty and still has that air of “i think im better than you” but it never works on you bc you dont take his shit and you make him do half of your chores when your pissed at him (and you make sure there are no complaints)

- he wouldn't call you your grace after a while and just uses your name, you however come up with a million nicknames for him and you think its funny that it annoys him on occasion

- you argue. A lot. like so much that your neighbour and the apartment below you complained several times and also kinda tried to make the landlord kick u out so you made scara apologize to them bc hes mainly the reason its so noisy

- he will actually follow you everywhere, sorta like a guard dog. everyone around you is pretty intimidated by him but they are even more scared of you when they see that you basically keep him in check

- he can’t fucking cook dear lord. you told him to stay in the fucking apartment bc you had an important meeting today and he couldnt come with you and he was like “i didnt want to come anyway” and you just said “fuck you” (affectionate) in return (note: wrote this before his signature dish came out and he’s actually a really good cook don’t judge me ahaha)

- but when you come back your apartment and kitchen especially is a mess. you forgot to teach him how to use online delivery. and hes just like chilling out watching tv with mild interest, acting like half of your apartment isnt covered in eggs and flour and who knows what else

“scara what the fuck happened here”

“the stupid stove of yours doesnt work and neither does that beeping machine”

“clean it up”

“no”

“well i guess we wont have any food today or tomorrow, until you clean. it. UP." *glare*

he then leaves it but by the next afternoon he's actually getting hungry and grumpy and eventually starts cleaning it up the next day when he can't take it anymore and you finally come home to a clean kitchen bc thank god, you didn't know how much longer you could live on your co-worker's lunches

- you're both just so stubborn. he's stubborn and so are you and that leaves the apartment just with a tense silence AND when someone sees u at that time they feel so uncomfortable bc the atmosphere is just so tense between the two of you since neither of you agree

- silent treatment happens a lot and its really fucking stupid bc you both wanna talk to each other after like a few days but neither of you want to be the first one to admit that

- omg you absolutely hate having guests now BECAUSE HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO EXPLAIN HIM??? also he has to have normal clothes now and he looked at all your clothing choices in disgust

- everyone thinks he's just a friend until they realize he actually lives with you and then they're like "oohhhh are you together??" and think that he's your boyfriend/partner. and honestly you dont even deny it bc there is no feasible way to explain who he really is (without sounding crazy) + you get your parents off your back abt getting a boyfriend bc they kept trying to make you go on blind dates and now you're free from that phew

- but some of your friends/co-workers are all like "really? this lil guy? and they often say this around him and it just annoys and offends him to no end. but also you're surprisingly defensive of him, like yes he's a bitchy emo gremlin but he's your bitchy emo gremlin

#sunni rambles #sagau brainrot #sunni's bits and bobs #brainrot #sagau #scaramouche #scara brainrot #reversed sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin impact brainrot #scaramouche genshin impact

[dat-bruv-person]

AIRO AIRO!!! THIS IS MY NEW IDEA

What about marionette reader with Scara?????

⋆·˚ ༘ * dollface ♡

gn!reader, poc!reader friendly, marionette!reader <3

_________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐

No because listen to me anon, a marionette is more sophisticated than a puppet; it's wires and strings are more complex than that of a mere... hand puppet. Imagine we have an even bigger superiority complex than Scara and call him a child's toy!! OMG THE AUDACITY. Then he tries to one up us yet you're so graceful whilst he's so aggressive and that PISSES HIM OFF. We stand in a graceful position when idle and simply... exist. However you know that wooden cross that usually is above the marionette? We don't have that: the strings simply extend infinitely to the sky~ In the end, Scaramouche was once controlled by Ei and gained his freedom, thus revising an anemo vision. You, though extremely powerful without one, don't have one. Not so superior now huh? Oh well, you don't feel the need to cut your strings and let yourself go, you are simply satisfied with your role as the complex marionette and see Scara as a play puppet. Overtime you get closer, don't worry, but the nickname don't stop. In fact, they get worse. Do what you will with that brainrot 🙈

#ainsley's gift pile #ainsley answers #ainsley writes #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin x gn reader #genshin brainrot #genshin impact x gn reader #genshin impact x gender neutral reader #genshin impact brainrot #genshin impact x reader #genshin x black reader #genshin x poc!reader #genshin x reader #scaramouche x gn reader #scaramouche x gender neutral reader #scaramouche brainrot #marrionette!reader #scaramouche x reader

[ewthymia]

#. streamer au nahida hcs!

warning: indirect mentions to nahida's backstory, al-haitham being nahida's older brother because yes, i can and i will ~ a little long too!

notes: english is not my native language and I constantly use the translator, so there will be errors and inconsistencies! subject to a second part!

nahida started in the business of her own volition, she wanted to be able to do something that would keep her entertained and give her the chance to meet new people even indoors where she felt a little safer. she was curious to discover new horizons, but because of her former guardians, there was no way she could have the chance to experience these things, now with Al-Haitham taking care of her like her older brother, she had more freedom to be able to do what she wanted.

although she is very young, Nahida relies on Al-Haitham's protection to ensure she is safe on any platform, regardless of which network it is. he mods her live and keeps the chat filtered and healthy to ensure that Nahida is only exposed to constructive and positive comments - he doesn't tolerate any disrespect.

she likes to play anything that challenges her intelligence and stimulates her logical thinking, but she has a huge preference for games where she can enjoy a good and engaging story. she enjoys discussing the characters, their stories, and the causes of each event within the game. she is definitely one of the most theory-makers within the community and her theories are very famous for always being very well done and almost always being right, on the other hand, people don't usually credit Nahida for her ideas, which makes almost no one know where such a theory came from.

Nahida doesn't have many viewers, but those who do are faithful to their lives and schedules, she tends to talk to her viewers often and always seems to play with them using riddles and metaphors, which makes the chat quite hectic trying to unravel the mysteries for behind your sentences. she has a lot of fun with it and the chat always vibrates when Nahida is happy.

little Nahida doesn't have many friends to collaborate with, not least because every streamer who wants to get close to Nahida needs to go through Al-Haitham and Nahida's public protector first. it took a while for her to show up collaborating with other people.

she appreciates the art made by her viewers in a very special way, thanking her both on live and on twitter - the latter being made by her older brother, after all, this social network is not very "friendly" to Nahida.

likes to react to content from other streamers like Albedo and Zhongli, as the former makes amazing art and the latter is a friend of her brother but she enjoys watching him play and ramble on about random things, everything he says contributes some way to satiate Nahida's curiosity. “Sir. Zhongli is very interesting to watch. He talks about little things that might seem boring to some, but I really like how smart he is, I learn a lot from watching his lives!”

Zhongli was one of the few streamers that Nahida collaborated with and for those who liked discussions about game history or in general, he emerged victorious, as both were able to talk with extreme ease, with Nahida following all the subjects that Zhongli addressed, it was a live of learning and very peaceful. Zhongli certainly appreciated Nahida's attention and praised his intelligence! Nahida was happy and it was noticeable to everyone.

the scenery behind is always very simple and nice to look at, Nahida likes flowers and plants, so her room has a lot of green and other shades of the same color, she doesn't have many toys, but she has a lot of books on her white shelves, there were many butterfly decorations that glow in the dark scattered around the room and shelves, which made the atmosphere pleasant and cozy for her.

Nahida has a dendro slime plushie that she stays close by during the live, when she chats with the chat, she tends to hug him often.

Nahida's headsets are personalized, with designs of flowers and butterflies. when she started streaming, she wore her brother's headset, but because of the size, people started making memes as they were too big for a kid's head. Nahida thought it was funny, but Al-Haitham didn't, so he ordered a new headset befitting her, he had to work behind the scenes to make some internet trolls stop being a nuisance - he even asked Cyno for help, someone who he didn't get along very well, to control these unpleasant people and Cyno accepted just because it was for the well being of little Nahida… but all the effort was thrown in the "trash" months later when Nahida herself put one of the said memes as a photo of streaming platform profile. alhaitham.exe has stopped working

Nahida always has some ambient music playing in the background, usually classical music or nature sounds accompanied by soft melodies.

she doesn't spend money on games and is totally f2p, even if the chat sends something to her, she never uses what she won in games as she thinks there are more important things than spending on games - that being said, Nahida is good at organizing to get any character she wants in some gacha games, she learns very quickly how the system works and how to build characters, even if their damage is not her focus.

Nahida is very intelligent and mature, people tend to point this out a lot and praise her intelligence, she is very happy about it! she can unravel mysteries that older people can't, she often wins a lot of intellect games against her brother and the chat always has fun with it!

once, a big streamer who was part of a very famous group joined on Nahida's live and that brought a lot of really nasty people into the chat, Al-Haitham and his loyal viewers had a lot of work that day to control the situation, but it wasn't the enough to stop Nahida from being hit by the nasty comments, Al-Haitham had to stop the live before it took on even greater proportions and affected little Nahida too much.

that day was very chaotic and opened several discussions on twitter about trolls on the internet, respect for others and the exposure of children in streams, this took such huge proportions that several streamers spoke out, among them the twins Lumine and Aether, Zhongli, professional gamer Xiao, the bard who made lives singing - Venti -, even one of the streamers of that famous group, Childe, spoke in favor of Nahida, Albedo was not left out either, after all, his little sister Klee also participated in their lives.

even with so many supporting her, Nahida stayed off the platform for a while, thinking that she had done something wrong, even though everyone said it wasn't her fault. she only came back when she missed her viewers a lot, who sent a lot of messages on her social media daily, when she came back, she found herself with more than twice as many followers as before and once she went live, she was received with lots of love and affection for both the elders who were already watching it and the new viewers.

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#.genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact streamer au #genshin impact x y/n #genshin impact nahida #nahida #genshin impact imagine #nahida x reader #nahida x y/n #lesser lord kusanali #dendro archon #dendro archon hc #genshin impact hc #genshin impact headcanon #genshin impact brainrot #genshin au #streamer au

[iicheeze]

bro i just took one nap and i had the best dream i could ever ask for

cw: gore, aranaras, and aranara murder

BASICALLY i woke up (start of the dream) in a grassy field and everything was covered with fog so i slowly walked through it thinking that maybe something would come up

and suddenly an aranara saw me and went “ Great Savior! The Great Savior has finally come! ” like wat

and then they basically held my hand and lead me to Araja and they explained that they have a problem going on with the world (dream world) and that the Golden Naras had unleashed something beastly and they both died trying to defeat it

Naras were all affected by it and were slowly dying in a painful way

the only way to find out that if ur affected by it is that you start seeing less color and slowly your skin would crack and your blood would leak out and the blood would be pitch black instead of red

each time the aranaras would try to find any naras they'd just find their dead body with cracks or holes on their skin (and sometimes their eyes would be nowhere to be seen just holes of black and blood leaking out of it)

but then the ‘ Great Savior ’ would come and save the world and restore everything back to normal in a prophecy they had years ago

and apparently I was the Great Savior 💀

the only way I can restore the world back to normal is to find these 7 divinely crystals (not gnosis) and put them together so that the aranaras can make a ritual to summon the beast so I can defeat it

and i did but like

heres what im shocked abt

when they did summon the beast i was SHOCKED

Its not an Eldritch monster or anything but just a shadowy figure that looks like me

and when i realized that it looks like me it just went inside me harshly

and i got a sudden flash of memories that turns out I WAS THE BEAST and when the beast was sealed by the aranaras I was ‘ reincarnated ’ just so ‘ I ’ can be released again and wreak havoc against the last remaining beings in the world

AND AND MY SKIN STARTS TO SHATTER LIKE PLAIN PORCELAIN AND I SAW THAT MY WHOLE BODY WAS COVERED IN BLACK BLOOD THAT FEELS LIKE ACID BURNING THROUGH MY FU KING SOUL WHILE THE ARANARAS FIGURE OUT THAT I WAS THE BEAST THE WHOLE TIME AND STARTS TO RUN AWAY

by the time i literally ripped an aranara in two i woke up

god damn bruh

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #genshin aranara #aranara #genshin brainrot #genshin impact brainrot #yeo talks #my brain is so creative its scary

[ragnvdnir]

i have this brainrot that you and childe were childhood bestfriends but some things happened and for some reasons, one day, you don't find ajax in their lovely home anymore. you asked his mom and she explained to you that ajax is somewhere far away and probably wont come back for now. years passed and you were now a elementary teacher in your small hometown and you teach one of his siblings, teucer. one day, you were beside teucer as you two waited for someone to pick him up. then a tall man who have the same hair color as teucer showed up. its him, ajax. surprised filled your face... while him, there was a momentarily of his eyes widening upon seeing you but soon dissappered and then he took teucer's things to leave without uttering a word or sparing a glance on you again. ever since that day, you always find lavish gifts in your table with an anonymous letter. you continue to connect the dots of the subtle hints the sender leaves, and you find yourself suspecting your childhood bestfriend, ajax.

#childe x reader #genshin impact childe x reader #genshin impact childe #genshin childe #genshin impact brainrot

[primofate]

Brainrot.

Spoilers from recent quest, read with caution.

Xiao centric.

So for the longest time reader has liked Xiao, even loves him if reader was really honest with themselves. But Xiao being Xiao has always been closed off, karmic debt is harmful to humans, he says. That doesn't really deter reader, reader just bides their time trying to "pester" Xiao or hang out with him.

Fast forward to the events of the Chasm, reader hears word that Xiao has the intentions of exploring down there and its dangerous. He knows it. Reader knows it. So reader decides to semi-confess. The "I'll wait for you to come back and we can have that meal together" type of confession. Xiao neither declines nor accepts it but says something along the lines of "Don't count on it too much,"

But, when Xiao comes back from the Chasm, near death experience and all, after traveller talking some sense into him about letting people in, he immediately thinks of reader, but he finds that reader is the one who has disappeared.

Turns out that in the span of time that Xiao was in the Chasm, reader had fallen seriously ill and is on their last legs.

Alternate route: Reader gets hanahaki disease while Xiao is in the chasm, deteriorates so fast, and was given an option to perish or take a pill that will make them feel better, but lose all feelings/memories for the person they love. Reader took the pill and by the time Xiao comes around reader doesn't remember him anymore.

Thoughts?

This will stay as brainrot for now. I have too much on my hands already. 😂😂😂

#xiao angst #xiao fluff #xiao x reader #Genshin impact #Genshin impact xiao #Xiao brainrot #Genshin impact brainrot #Xiao fanfiction #Xiao drabble #Hanahaki genshin impact

[rigelbeeboo]

"And the only thing he wanted in this moment, was to stay with her. To tell her that maybe, with time... He could love her, as more than a friend."

- one of my AI chat conversations, which somehow stole my heart because of these words

#ai character #ai chatting #ai chatbot #slow burn #just maybe #my heart #so fucking beautiful #how the fuck can these words be so beautiful? #brainrot go brrrr #idea for new fanfiction #maybe i'll make one #but feel free to use this line #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #genshin brainrot #genshin impact brainrot

[gay-poseidon]

I've known tighnari for like 5 minutes but if anything happens to him i will kill everyone in this rainforest and then myself

#mans gives off such autistic nb vibes and if it wasnt for his ass character design and my hatred of bow users i would pull for him #genshin impact brainrot #tighnari genshin #genshin impact #genshin 3.0

[funficwriter]

UUUUGH I love Tartaglia and many of his x reader dynamics, but you wanna know a God tier one that deserves more attention?

Tartaglia, the 11th harbinger x Reader, his top underling who wants to keep that privilege.

Like MY BRAINROT-

Childe who notices a cadet fatui outshining their classmates and overhears their interest to serve under a harbinger.

Childe who enjoys just how antsy, how desperate to please you are when you two meet in person. Like the shaky body, the attempt at confidence and the excited yet nervous look? Better than Mora, especially when he remembers that you don't act like this around your friends. Just him and the other harbingers but shhhh let him enjoy the moment

Enjoys your stupefied look when he offers: "You're graduating soon, you're top of your class and I'm short on fresh recruits. How about I take you under my wing?".

Childe wakes you up at an unholy hour of the morning to spar, under the pretense of staying strong. You wanna go back to bed, you gotta earn it!

Even if you do get hurt, he won't stop the fight. You can groan in pain all you want, you'll still look up to see him ready to attack again: "Well? Will you sit there wailing, or get up and prove that you're worthy of being by the side of the 11th?".

The way you strike back when he expects you to be down never fails to excite him. In the flicker of a second in that attack, his eyes are wide and he's grinning with full teeth (predator vibes lol).

Childe who, during his pep talk to his 10 (?) or so legion of recruits, can't help but smirk a bit at the little head nod from you, accompanying his words.

Childe insists on training your cold tolerance by standing outside. Cue you shivering like mad in your boots while he's as solid as a pillar: "So a little cold is all it takes to take down this year's high promiser. Oh, you can handle it? Show me.".

He will also wake you up at early hours for expeditions to kill and I quote "really huge, dangerous beings so greater war trophies".

Prepare; He will talk your head off about combat should you assist him with paperwork in his office. It's his least favorite task so it's only natural that he muses over his favorite. Good luck focusing on both though.

Speaking of his office, Childe insists, after a while, that you knock it off with the formality in such a setting: "Mister this, Lord that, you're making me sound like an old man! Come on, we're cool and it's just the two of us!".

For now imma have to stop here due to work (nooo) but man, Childe as a superior...

#can we talk about this #cause it's just... #UGH #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact brainrot #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #brainrot fanfic

[noctilucous-sunni]

game developer creator ?? since i’ve recently been learning more about game design, programming in c# and learning how to make 2D and 3D games within unity, its a thought that crossed my mind.

Like what if game developer creator could see the game like in the matrix or smth? Like they could see how the terrain is created, the light sources, etc. and thats how they are in complete control of everything including like the game mechanics and the physics of teyvat.

#sunni rambles #sagau brainrot #goddd im so tired #tired brain??? does this even make like any sense whatsoever #genshin impact brainrot #idk what engine they used for genshin but whatever #the way the creator sees the world is like neo in the matrix but more game designy #sagau idea

[sleepyzenx]

my beloved glub glub <3

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #kokomi #kokomi sangonomiya #genshin impact brainrot #genshin impact fanart #fanart #anime #animegirl #myart #digital art #genshin kokomi #kokomi fanart

[2broschlininahotub]

Imagine this whenever the creator goes to a nation in teyvat they gain the element of that is ascosciated with that nation here is an example.

Here is the creator if they where in snezhnaya

(The character is called teardrop the rikka queen.

Mondstadt

(Solfachord coolia)

Part 2 click link

#yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin impact headcanons #Yandere genshin #sagau cult au #sagau #yandere sagau au #yandere self aware au #Genshin impact headcanons #Genshin impact brainrot