#he's hungry okay

[beck-nightengale]

That moment when you're on your way to Ark with your new bro but you ran into a skunk.

Yeah. That's totally what happened.

#idk why i did this #just thought it was funny #especially with how jespar kept stopping to eat/drink during the animation #he's like that person who says eating oranges in the shower makes them taste better #he's hungry okay #vynblr #enderal #enderal forgotten stories #shitposting #jade the prophetess #jespar dal'varek

[zarla-s]

I saw this post about how Engie was probably born into generational wealth and I can't stop thinking about it.

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #engineer #scout #z art #z comic #who's the poorest merc do you think #not accounting for how they're all rich while working for team fortress and all #demo engie and spy are all rich #medic seems to be doing okay for himself but it's hard to say for sure #sniper lives in a van but he also says sniping is solid work and you won't go hungry #soldier is homeless but he did fly to europe and had a roommate at one point #heavy went to college and flew to america he's stingy with money but he's fine i assume #pyro's an unknown #scout has seven brothers and lives in a single parent household #he doesn't talk about money but i assume it was tight #things to ponder... #drink oval brand beer!

[magical-mooni]

CW: Suggestive + blood lol

Your name like ice into my heart

#metalocalypse #suggestive #corny ass post 😂😂😂 my band gang #it’s okay guys he’s just a little hungry!! #I’m so sorry for this #mtl #Nickles #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #mooni art

[muffinlance]

I saw your “Zuko brings home two dragons and becomes fire lord” story (it was awesome :3). But what if Zuko got hurt somehow and the dragons went apeshit. (Cause they’re friends right?)

(Continued from this prompt.)

Hakoda’s fleet set sail six months ago. Fire Lord Ozai was assassinated in the middle of his own war council, by his own son, two months ago. The Earth Kingdom contacted Hakoda three weeks ago, with the proposal for a joint operation.

The new Fire Lord is traveling his lands, securing allies—rooting out opposition—in the wake of his regicide. A source close to his inner council, one concerned by violence uncommon even by the standards of Fire Nation nobility, leaked his travel schedule. Much of it is by sea.

They skirt the blockade to the South, between shifting glaciers. They work their way north, flying merchant flags. They strike at night. The deck crew is easily overtaken. Understaffed, even. Suspiciously so. But if this is a trap, it’s one they’ve already sprung. And if this is the work of the same traitor that sent them the prince’s schedule and ship plans, then Hakoda won’t waste the opportunity.

“Wait,” he whispers, as Bato catches a startled servant from behind. The kid is young. In his nightclothes. Freshly scarred by his nation’s own fire, in a way that doesn’t say good things about why a young child would be coming out of the Fire Lord’s own cabin in the middle of the night. Wide gold eyes stare at Hakoda over the top of Bato’s muffling hand. 

“Son of a—” hisses Bato, as quietly as a man can, when a child has just bitten his hand. The kid keeps struggling as Bato pins him against a wall. Hakoda shoves the Fire Lord’s door open, and—

Is greeted by an empty cabin, with mussed sheets, still warm from their occupant’s departure.

Hakoda steps back into the passageway, and crouches down to the kid’s eye level. “Easy; we aren’t here to hurt you. Where’s the Fire Lord?”

The kid glowers at him. “Did General Bujing hire you?” 

Footsteps down the companionway herald a much different general’s arrival. “That would be telling,” says Fong. “Excellent work, Chief. We’ll take it from here.”

…Facts click into place, and Hakoda does not like what he’s left with.

The kid is the Fire Lord. 

The Fire Lord is barely thirteen.

And Hakoda is realizing how much of their intelligence on the monstrous patricidal new Fire Lord came through Earth Kingdom channels, and how many details Fong did not find pertinent for the Water Tribe’s easily recruited Chief to know. 

“I think we can keep one kid contained on our ship,” says Bato, who also saw the cell General Fong had specially prepared. It had seemed a reasonable cruelty, at the time.

“I’ll bite you again,” growls the Fire Nation’s tiniest despot, not helping.

There’s a tense moment as Hakoda’s men, finished securing the ship, gather around him. Just as Fong’s men are gathering around him.

“Very well,” the general concedes, with a smile Hakoda no longer finds affable.

* * *

The new Fire Lord is a man of his word: he does, indeed, bite Bato again.

* * *

It’s dawn on deck. They hurry the prince off his own ship, partially to get away from Fong, and partially to move the boy past his dead countrymen as quickly as possible. The kid’s face had been—

Hakoda had not expected to find the new Fire Lord so young. But it’s even more of a surprise, somehow, to find that the new Fire Lord cares. Not all of the kid’s crew are dead. And it wasn’t the plan, but… Hakoda orders them left that way. Sends his own healer over to save as many as possible. 

“You didn’t use your fire against us,” Hakoda comments, as they stand on his own ship. Fire Lord Zuko’s eyes are fixed on the triage happening on the next deck over. But he takes a moment to look up at Hakoda, and finds a shade even paler than white to turn. 

The healing burn over his own face was a partial answer. The look on his face gives Hakoda the rest. 

“Good,” Hakoda says, even though the kid hasn’t said anything. “Fire shouldn’t be turned on people.”

“Fire is life,” the boy says quietly, in some kind of agreement. He turns back to watching his crew, his people. Those of them that can be saved. 

Hakoda knows that feeling. Has stood that watch. 

It’s dawn, so a streak of red in the sky can go unnoticed for quite some time. Blue as well, as the morning’s colors fade. Until both are rather too close to be ignored. 

Exclamations spread among the crew. He can hear them from Fong’s ship, as well. But it’s the cheering on the Fire Lord’s ship that sends the first chill down his spine. 

The new Fire Lord is barely thirteen. And he hasn’t been scared at all during this; not for himself. 

Hakoda realizes again just how little he knows about the new Fire Lord, just in time for two dragons to land. The blue one dives into the water. It barely makes a splash, but the force of water its titanic body displaces sends his ship lurching under his feet. It surfaces again, the great coils of its body wrapped around all three ships. It’s like something from a drunken sailor’s yarn about sea serpents; the kind that shouldn’t have left any witnesses alive to tell the tale.

The red one lands almost daintily, its four feet touching down on the only ship it doesn’t care about sinking, like a polar bear-ferret perched on a too-small rock. The rails of General Fong’s ship are forced down nearly to the waterline, his crew scattering and shouting. 

Two heads the size of a god’s dreaming loom over Hakoda’s deck.

The boy next to him huffs. “I’m fine,” he says. And then he looks up at Hakoda, with that same confidence he’s had, even when he was tackled by strange men in the darkness of his own ship. 

“The war is over,” says the burned child, with the force of two ancient dragons behind him. “We should negotiate.”

…Hakoda negotiates.

(Read more prompts || Longer ATLA fics || Original works)

#What Zuko Thinks He Is Saying: okay this was an awkward start to international relations but you’re here now so let’s talk? plz? #What Hakoda Is Hearing: My dragons sure look hungry don’t they. better talk fast chief <3 #World’s Tiniest Most Sincerest Fire Lord Continues to Strike Terror in All Adults He Interacts With #More at eleven #Avatar The Last Airbender #atla #Zuko #Hakoda #Hello Dragons Here

[corrodedcoughin]

Eddie and Robin floating around Steve’s pool with hangovers while Steve, also hungover, tries to throw cereal in their mouths. Margaritaville by Jimmy buffet plays on loop on the ‘hangover from hell cure’ tape that Eddie swears by.

Eventually Steve swaps to a water gun filled with apple juice when Eddie and Robin complain they are thirsty

#goodnight my eyes are fuzzy and I can’t focus them #they are all dramatic friends who wake up with The Fear after a night of drinking #Steve alternates the cereal and juice between them and himself #everyone ends up with food in their hair #thsi is how dustin finds them after begging a lift off Claudia becuase he was convinced they were hanging out without him and that was #Not Okay. #purely becuase he knew they’d do something stupid and arriving at Steve to see them all questionably dressed #(Eddie had robins bra with Steve’s shorts on #Robin with Eddie’s maiden shirt and her own jeans #and Steve with robins shirt and eddid denim #shorts) #he begins telling them off but Robin shushes him and points to the boombox playing Jimmy #he starts again and both Eddie and Steve give him the ‘ah ah!’ and point at the music #so dustin sits down next to Steve and starts joining in with the life sized game of hungry hungry hippos he’s apparently playing #Goodnight god bless #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington

[endlesspaint]

"Finally"

#In a different universe #MT is just a power hungry stickman and not a father #He is lil crazy here #just a pinch 🤏 #okay maybe not a pinch. but still he is power hungry crazy #avm #alan becker #animation vs minecraft #animation vs animator #avm fanart #endlessavm #avm king orange #mt

[crybaby-bkg]

I want piercer Dabi and I want him NOW!!!!!!!!!!……

I just think he’d have such a terrible reputation for being so standoffish and unfriendly and rude with the customers, but it’s only from the WIMPS!!! and when you go in, nervous but excitable and jittery, he can’t help but lay on that Dabi ‘charm’ that typically leaves him a nasty review online.

but you love it because he’s low key hilarious and makes you feel so comfortable with how open and honest he is about everything. breaks your heart tho when he tells you that certain piercings aren’t compatible with your anatomy but makes up for it by offering up another piercing for half off the pricing!!

you get your lip pierced, and he’s holding your jaw with a surprising amount of gentleness. turns you this way and that before he tuts that he’s gonna give you a vertical labret instead of the snake bites you originally came in for, tells you how the former is much cooler, how pretty you’ll look with it. he’s so cheeky, pulls your bottom lip down with his thumb, a ‘requirement’ to make sure your lip won’t reject the piercing (he can’t tell this way, he just wants to touch you and watch how clouded your eyes get).

he’s full of praise but only for his best customers (just you). calls you good and sweet and a little crybaby, but only when you whine or whimper. tells you how good you take it for him, smirks when he watches your thighs shift and clench against each other.

oooooohhhh and imagine you want a tattoo too and he does them as well????? hour long sessions of a bat winged heart as a tramp stamp that he can’t help but drool over. the way you’re bent over, how you moan a little in discomfort, look back over your shoulder to see your progress. he’s hard the entire session, and convinces you to come back for another long, detailed tattoo in a risqué area just so he can see you, smell you, feel you again. whore.

#I’m so sick over him I can’t #I need him so bad #I know he’d be so mean and teasing I can feel it in my bones #makes fun of you for getting small cutesy tattoos (ie me) #he’s an ass and j love him #okay gn im so tired and hungry #dabi treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(I saw them content warnings and the first thing that came to my mind to the mention of weed was peppino sitting on a bean bag smoking some zaza

WAIT I JUST ASLO THINKED OF PEP FUCKING STONED TOO HVVFGUKVYFUG)

(Ajfdjdf, that's pretty much spot on! Peppino sometimes gotta chill tf out, and Gus knows where the good stuff is!

I'm not sure about Pep tho, I am imagining all his animal DNA would not gel with the weed, and he just ends up sick

But that also means he could be affected by catnip instead, and that is very funny to me)

#ooc post #but yeah Peppino and Gustavo don't smoke too often #just when they wanna chill or have a particularly bad pain flare up y'know #and when someone can watch Brick bc she is not allowed any!!! #I guess Pep can watch her bc he would not be allowed any either #so that solves that! #either way it probably won't happen a lot in the context of the story! #okay time to make dinner bc I'm hungry!!! #and then update maybe #drugs // #drug use // #drug mention // #weed // #weed mention // #smoking //

[introloves]

do you ever see a character and know they have a mean oral fixation

#i’m talking salivates at the mere prospect of eating you out #s…sukuna #anyways #remi.rambles #okay adding on sukuna has it in a mean way #like… he’s not doing if for your pleasure. he’s doing it because he’s /hungry/

[chillisrealwithasideof-fnaf]

....

#HE WAS HUNGRY OKAY #chillidoodles #fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf glamrock freddy #fnaf monty #fnaf sb #fnaf sb au

[maskyartist]

look i cant forget how to use CSP while i doodle mindlessly in mspaint so here

have a mindless doodle in clip studio :D

#masky says #albw ravio #ravio #doodles #listen okay listen i have images in my mind on the relationship between Ravio and Hilda #im a personal sibling believer for both Hyrule and Lorule's princess and hero #so Ravio and Hilda arent the best family in the world for sure #used to be friends then Lorule fell apart more and more and Hilda got power hungry #Ravio was sorta the black sheep cause yknow the legacy goes a princess inherits the spirit of the goddess not a prince #so instead cause of his magical prowess he was put as Hilda's mage and right hand! #gave em an excuse to hang out at least till they drifted post parent death

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I love that Kyoka told Miyo in the beginning she is basically a servant, if he says die, she must die and she just agreed.

Then when actually realizing she was treated as a servant he jumps to defend her and burns down (kinda) her abusers house.

We love a man.

#my happy marriage #my happy marriage anime #miyo saimori #kyoka kudo #miyo x kiyoka #like it’s so obvious he says this to brides to weed out the weak and money-hungry #and accidentally stumbles upon the one girl that has dissociating since birth and is literally okay with eating dirt if she should #kyoka kudo a man after my own heart

[uncanny-tranny]

There's this idea I see sometimes that you can only like food insofar as you use it as a tool to satiate your hunger, but honestly? It's okay to like food not for how it serves you but for what it feels like and means.

It's okay to like food because it tastes good, because it reminds you of your childhood and your culture, because it reminds you of beautiful nostalgic memories. It's okay to like food. Food is such an integral part of the human experience. The more we minimize food as "solely a tool," the less connected we are to not only food but to ourselves because so often, people tie their bodies in with food and how it does or does not serve them.

#recovery #food #disordered eating tw #eating disorder tw #(just for the implication) #something i am trying to internalize while recovering #the idea that food is solely a tool personally harmed me because it stripped food down to something i must sufficiently earn #but right now i am cooking spaghetti because i want to taste it and because while i am not hungry i know i have not eaten enough to be okay #and i'm going to learn to be happy about it or hell at the very least indifferent and unafraid by it #i will have done more damage to my physical and mental wellbeing by ignoring my body than ever eating for the sake of tasting something good #insert that one jack black gif from school of rock where he says '...because i LIKE TO EAT' #making my italian ancestors happy by eating spaghetti but pissing them off to seeing red by snapping the spaghetti in half to cook it

[livelaughloverinky]

you can't just go put it in food man,,,,

#enstars #rinky #rinniki #sana #35 #niki knows how fortune cookies work obviously but he was hungry okay

[stellabyystarlight]

Happy birthday Jyushi !!! (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

#hypmic #ヒプマイ #hypnosis mic #jyushi aimono #bad ass temple #aimono jyushi #he's DEVOURING the pitogyro #don't ask why i decided he'll be eating a pitogyro.. I'm hungry okay #ill post again next week woohoo! #cequi_art

[sonknuxadow]

all of vectors recipes in the sonic cookbook are like im so broke i need money so bad. and all of charmys are like im banned from eating this because theres so much sugar in it . so i just lie and say theres not any. and all of espios are like *trying way too hard to sound cool and mysterious*

#and by recipes i mean the little notes of the characters talking that come with each one #also the one where vector calls espio and charmy his boys . every time he does that im like AUHGHHH HIS BOYSSSS #and the one where vector is like ''every time you finish one slice youll say ''oh just one more'' until its gone #but that happens a lot faster when a couple of freeloaders decide theyre hungry after all and take your food'' #they are so silly. i love you chaotix i love you sonic cast #also not related to chaotix but the way most of the recipes only have commentary from the character who added it #but most of shadow's also have comments from rouge. theyre literally besties okay #also the villain sub. thats literlaly just the sandwich from sonic unleashed right .