orbulog... baybe boy..... belove him........
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Batman watching his 11 year old ward break a man's legs without hesitation:
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i don't actually dislike chance as a character
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"I know that you had a long journey home and that you've changed but I still love you. Welcome back home, love"
This is for @intrualityweek and this is based of of Epic the musical.
Remus is Odysseus and Patton is Penelope
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ALSO
thinking about how big those fucking shell casings must be
Sol is like "CAN I WATCH, PLEASE, I WANT TO WATCH, PLEASE LET ME WATCH" and Azul is like "Of course, I don't recommend standing so close, though."
And Sol's like oh it's because it's a big bang right? And then proceeds to take a shell casing discharge right to the helmet and fall over.
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just running down the highway with my magikarp nbd
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Darky, Darky!
~ᗯIᒪ
Good afternoon, Wilford. 🖤
-D
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poor little alfie had a blood nose earlier
i don't know if a load-bearing bogey came loose in his nose or what, but he sneezed and suddenly there was red running down his snoot. RIGHT AFTER i had given him a bath!!
so i'm holding him, and he's still occasionally sneezing and spraying blood everywhere. he's still damp and i'm trying to clean him off with a tissue and he's still annoyed about the bath and more concerned with going back in his house before boots eats all the good pieces of salad. he hates having his nose wiped and i'm still in wet bathers (because i wash him on my lap in the shower) and i'm juggling him and handful of bloody tissues and some bits of lettuce and he's still sneezing blood. i'm fussing over him and i can only describe his mood as FUCK YOU STOP TOUCHING ME BOOTS IS EATING THE GOOD HAY NOW TOO!
finally he sneezes out a little Chunk of Bogey and the bleeding seems to stop after that. he and his lettuce go back in his house. i look like i've killed someone.
he does not let me cuddle him later, because he is still Upsetti about Being Woshed.
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Every time the batkids get into legal trouble (damaged property fighting a villain, entitled old ladies being mad they didn’t get saved first, Damian sueing a classmate for proprietary rights over an OC he drew in class, the ONLY person they want to be represented by is Harvey.
Sure, TEHNICALLY he can’t practice anymore, but this is Gotham, and the law system is made of tangled wires. If you pull the right one, you’re in the clear.
The hardest plaintiff is Jason, by far. Ironically enough, he has the simplest cases.
“Okay, so, HOLD ON— I have to TELL you to get out of the way when Bane throws an ENTIRE truck your way? If you can’t dodge death, it deserves to have you, period.”
“Lady, I’m not going to save your weird ass dog/frog hybrid science experiment , — who BIT me, by the way, — over an entire bank full of PEOPLE.”
“Oh im sorry I forgot to pay for the overpriced 12 dollar latte while RUNNING FROM WILD MANEATING PLANTS. “
Harvey, pouring a violent amount of vodka in his coffee: your honor, my client just needs a nap probably
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