#he'd be like

[grimslye]

In a modern au Fable would be the kind of parent to blame everything on technology and you cannot convince me otherwise /hj

#he'd be like #oh you got a paper cut? #damn phone #yes this is because of his Enderian problem #fable smp #fablesmp

[willowser]

i love writing for bakugou. like. i love him. i say this all the time, but i love the facets of his personality and how it can shift when it comes to romance. he is a hard-headed cocky little bastard and also the softest, most shy man that's ever lived. do you know what i mean.

#and i love that for him #i was just thinking in regards to my last post #if ANYONE EVER had anything to say about the way his body looks #he'd be like #how about you go out there and do what i fucking do every day and then i'll let you say some shit to me about it #he's like. MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE. i'm ASKING you to even TRY to be HALF THE HERO I AM. #but then he has a crush on you and he's like 🥺 but what if they think i'm ugly 🥺 #WAAAAHHHH #that's love aint it #okay i'm done i'm done now #✿ shut up willow

[lovl3igh]

we all agreed that if wood was still in hogwarts in the goblet of fire he woud start RIOT for cancelling quidditch, but can you imagine if he met umbridge??

"what do you mean I have to ASK for creating my team again... you think it's a game without gryffindor?" "no, harry and george didn't attack malfoy... that little ferret attacked himself, I swear it" "what do you mean potter can't play? in my opinion he's perfectly fine, give him back his broom!" "honestly I don't care what rules anybody broke... just leave quidditch out of it" "umbridge-itis is totally real, I FAINTED IN YOUR CLASS, I just feel much better on the pitch" "what the hell dumbledore's army had to do with my team, like maybe we all in DA but..." "I'm gonna be honest, if we could have more trainings and matches then we wouldn't have time for creating illegal groups so it's kinda your fault"

if umbridge hated harry and weasley twins, she would absolutely despise oliver you can't cancel quidditch wood and I would be there for it

#he'd be like #you put the firebolt in the dungeons?! #do you know that the firebolt has an acceleration of 150 miles an hour in 10 seconds #give me my seeker back #wdym I got my priorities wrong #why are you yelling #as if I said something terrible #oliver wood #harry potter #dolores umbridge #harry potter and the order of the phoenix #george weasley #fred weasley #quidditch #dumbledore's army #gryffindor

[tomboxed]

brain said mash mettaton and trek so here we are

#star trek #star trek tos #the uniform at least #undertale #safe utdr #utdr #utdr fanart #undertale fanart #mettaton #mettaton ex #he's a redshirt (engineering) because he's a robot #just makes sense really #he'd be like #a betazoid #but entirely robot #to be fair i'm not that clear on what a betazoid is #they're like them half robot ones right #pretty sure #i made this in like 10 minutes #i'd say it came to me in a dream but it was just a thought really

[gotlostincyberspace]

Goro would forever try to understand V (with more ore less success)

#goro takemura #takemura #v x takemura #fem v #oc #cyberpunk 2077 #fanart #he'd be like #out of all the women on this earth #this is the one i fell in love with #HOW #myart

[vidoxi]

yusuke would go nuts if he knew about the game okami

#thats his entire aesthetic #persona #he'd be like #i didnt know video games could be such a cultured work of art.... ive been so blind #and then he'd be disappointed when he couldnt find any other game like it #he doesnt have his own console so he'd just go over to ryuji's house and hog his playstation when he feels like playing it #v

[daily-tartag]

#97

Thinking about cooler-in-manga-than-anime manga villain Childe (iykyk)

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #my art #97 #he'd be like #one of those villains they meet after the first villain so #still a big threat but #he'd also help them with future enemies #but he's still a neutral-like force in the story #does that make sense #anyways!!! #road to 100!! #:D

[xmcu-fietro]

possibly a hot take, but if Charles (particularly First Class “I’m going to drink and party all night in-between writing/defending my dissertation for my PhD” era Charles) appeared alongside any other characters, he’d come across as the Matt Murdock of the group—the lawful, good-hearted but chaotic and somewhat unhinged guy who cares more about others than his own safety—but because he’s surrounded by Erik and Raven at all times, he comes across as the only sane one in the group

#now i need a fic where charles and matt switch places #like charles goes to work for nelson and murdock and he's a great lawyer but pretty much immediately gives away that he has powers because #he's so bad at lying #he'd be like #first of all foggy and karen: i would die for you. second of all i don't know what rumors you've heard but i do NOT have telepathy #and a third unrelated thing: the opposition is thinking about intentionally obscuring evidence FYI #and foggy is like 'dude you can't mind-read the opposition. i love your enthusiasm but that's super illegal' #'is there a law that says that?' '..well no because powered individuals are new enough that we don't have many laws surrounding--' #'then i don't see what the problem is :)' #and matt isn't used to working as a team when it comes to superhero stuff so he has a hard time figuring that out and scott has to do a lot #matt being a professor actually goes pretty well until he starts teaching the kids stuff that stick taught him but that results in a #lot of broken bones and hank isn't a fan of that so that puts a stop to it #also fun fact: matt and charles are both infjs! #i'm an infj too but alas no superpowers for me #charles xavier #professor x #erik lehnsherr #magneto #raven darkholme #mystique #matt murdock #daredevil #xmen #xmen first class #xmfc

[evelxtus]

Okay, but, what if one day you're hunting demons with a Xiao, but oh, this demon especially is a pyro one. Of course reader is strong enough, Xiao helps too but he has learned to trust reader's abilities... But what he wasn't expecting, what this poor Adeptus wasn't prepared for was the fact that the demon burned reader's clothes, wearing it or wearing nothing was the same.

Poor Adeptus, he knows reader is okay but WHY WHY WHY THE CLOTHES? He can't handle the sexy! No, no, so he ends up taking off his shirt and giving it to reader but, ah, now reader looks even hotter... Human interaction is troublesome says his face, but inside? Ehehehe, he's chaos, horny chaos inside.

Some crack spicy fluff because last anon and their angst hurt my little heart 🥺

Spicy content!!

Now I won't go crying to bed — I have this scene to imagine. >:) Xiao's is so considerate he would give you all the clothes you need. 😭😭

#he'd be like #dont go near any pyro enemy ever again #but inside he's like #please where are more of those

[lmanburg]

some people grieve by talking about the person they lost, some people grieve by art, some people use time, me? i create an entire playlist full of as much technoblade content as i can gather and plan to watch a video every day in chronological order, including vods. i'd elaborate but i don't need to embarrass myself any further. and yes i will be calculating exactly how many hours/days it will take me to do this and attempt to spread my watch time out evenly because fuck you.

#technoblade #cw death #i think he'd like this plan #he'd be like #nerd put it in an excel sheet and then maybe I'll be impressed #vent in tags from here on #i miss him. #i miss him so much #its hard to explain but i saw so much of myself in him #idk i just got him in a lot of ways #he wasn't so much a hyperfixation as he was a constant presence #i never really considered what it would be like without him #i miss him a lot #i wish i could have one last hypixel storytime where he just decimates the competition in the background #maybe i will use excel fuck it i learned it in college why not

[kai-atlantis]

Artemis: It's a shame I went to space when I did. Had I been on Earth for the Coronavirus-19 outbreak, I may have prevented the entire pandemic from happening.

Holly: Artemis, no-

#i could've procured a cure within a month's time. It's a shame. I could've acquired a Nobel Peace Prize #artemis fowl #Af out of context #You know his pompous ass probably thinks that too #He'd be like #Hollys like Artemis people are DYING #Artemis is like well yes Holly I was going to mention that as well. Im not a monster #Hollys like 😒😮‍💨🤐 #Idk how but my tags are out of order lmao wut

[wildernessuntothemselves]

Why do I feel like gyu would draw a picture of his dick and then send it in a letter to oc 😵‍💫

he totally would that horny bitch

#he'd be like #remember this dick? #it's your babe #just come back #mort talks #yamqn

[wormshirt]

Just realized that in my oc's universe bands like set it off and mcr would be old enough to be considered classics. One of my ocs is a middle aged man who would totally be into "older" music and mcr would probably be like his equivalent of nirvana I'm sobbing.

#oc #original character #fucking crying #he'd be like #nobody appreciates the CLASSICS anymore #and then start blasting mama by mcr #sobbing crying throwing up

[good-to-drive]

All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

#freddie mercury #i bet he'd post a lot of cat pictures too #and like pretty nature shots and sunsets and things

[cephalopod-celabrator]

J. K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman are such a funny contrast to me, like Rowling: Oh, and by the way, I put gay characters in my books. People: Is there anything... showing that? Rowling: No. Also trans women don't deserve respect People: wtf Gaiman: Here are some immortals that transcend all human concepts of gender and attraction who use a variety of pronouns, and also some clearly canon human queers. People: Are the immortals queer? Gaiman: That is an entirely valid way to view them. Other people: Ugh, pushing a modern woke agenda. It used to be- Gaiman: Fuck you

#j.k. rowling #neil gaiman #fuck jkr #queer #desire of the endless #good omens #sandman #queer pride #protect trans lives #I like to think that if terry pratchett were still alive he'd be doing the same and tearing jkr to shreds

[endusviolence]

Rowling isn't denying holocaust. She just pointed out that burning of transgender health books is a lie as that form of cosmetic surgery didn't exist. But of course you knew that already, didn't you?

I was thinking I'd probably see one of you! You're wrong :) Let's review the history a bit, shall we?

In this case, what we're talking about is the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, or in English, The Institute of Sexology. This Institute was founded and headed by a gay Jewish sexologist named Magnus Hirschfeld. It was founded in July of 1919 as the first sexology research clinic in the world, and was run as a private, non-profit clinic. Hirschfeld and the researchers who worked there would give out consultations, medical advice, and even treatments for free to their poorer clientele, as well as give thousands of lectures and build a unique library full of books on gender, sexuality, and eroticism. Of course, being a gay man, Hirschfeld focused a lot on the gay community and proving that homosexuality was natural and could not be "cured".

Hirschfeld was unique in his time because he believed that nobody's gender was either one or the other. Rather, he contended that everyone is a mixture of both male and female, with every individual having their own unique mix of traits.

This leads into the Institute's work with transgender patients. Hirschfeld was actually the one to coin the term "transsexual" in 1923, though this word didn't become popular phrasing until 30 years later when Harry Benjamin began expanding his research (I'll just be shortening it to trans for this brief overview.) For the Institute, their revolutionary work with gay men eventually began to attract other members of the LGBTA+, including of course trans people.

Contrary to what Anon says, sex reassignment surgery was first tested in 1912. It'd already being used on humans throughout Europe during the 1920's by the time a doctor at the Institute named Ludwig Levy-Lenz began performing it on patients in 1931. Hirschfeld was at first opposed, but he came around quickly because it lowered the rate of suicide among their trans patients. Not only was reassignment performed at the Institute, but both facial feminization and facial masculization surgery were also done.

The Institute employed some of these patients, gave them therapy to help with other issues, even gave some of the mentioned surgeries for free to this who could not afford it! They spoke out on their behalf to the public, even getting Berlin police to help them create "transvestite passes" to allow people to dress however they wanted without the threat of being arrested. They worked together to fight the law, including trying to strike down Paragraph 175, which made it illegal to be homosexual. The picture below is from their holiday party, Magnus Hirschfeld being the gentleman on the right with the fabulous mustache. Many of the other people in this photo are transgender.

[Image ID: A black and white photo of a group of people. Some are smiling at the camera, others have serious expressions. Either way, they all seem to be happy. On the right side, an older gentleman in glasses- Magnus Hirschfeld- is sitting. He has short hair and a bushy mustache. He is resting one hand on the shoulder of the person in front of him. His other hand is being held by a person to his left. Another person to his right is holding his shoulder.]

There was always push back against the Institute, especially from conservatives who saw all of this as a bad thing. But conservatism can't stop progress without destroying it. They weren't willing to go that far for a good while. It all ended in March of 1933, when a new Chancellor was elected. The Nazis did not like homosexuals for several reasons. Chief among them, we break the boundaries of "normal" society. Shortly after the election, on May 6th, the book burnings began. The Jewish, gay, and obviously liberal Magnus Hirschfeld and his library of boundary-breaking literature was one of the very first targets. Thankfully, Hirschfeld was spared by virtue of being in Paris at the time (he would die in 1935, before the Nazis were able to invade France). His library wasn't so lucky.

This famous picture of the book burnings was taken after the Institute of Sexology had been raided. That's their books. Literature on so much about sexuality, eroticism, and gender, yes including their new work on trans people. This is the trans community's Alexandria. We're incredibly lucky that enough of it survived for Harry Benjamin and everyone who came after him was able to build on the Institute's work.

[Image ID: A black and white photo of the May Nazi book burning of the Institute of Sexology's library. A soldier, back facing the camera, is throwing a stack of books into the fire. In the background of the right side, a crowd is watching.]

As the Holocaust went on, the homosexuals of Germany became a targeted group. This did include transgender people, no matter what you say. To deny this reality is Holocaust denial. JK Rowling and everyone else who tries to pretend like this isn't reality is participating in that evil. You're agreeing with the Nazis.

But of course, you knew that already, didn't you?

Edit: Added image IDs. I apologize to those using screen readers for forgetting them. Please reblog this version instead.

#transgender #trans history #transsexual #transphobia #Magnus Hirschfeld #holocaust #holocaust denial #book burning #j.k. rowling #jk rowling #just in case you missed what i mean by all this: go fuck yourself anon :) #trans people have always existed #and we will always exist #if you really wanna pick a fight with me over well-documented history then you better bring in some sources to back your shit #queer history #queer #lgbt+ #lgbta+ #lgbt #lgbt history #edit: i finally got around to those damn image IDs. i am so very sorry for totally forgetting that's my bimbo moment of the month #also real quick i thought about adding an image of the actual building but the only one i can find has a Nazi parade in front of it #it was taken the day of the book burning raid and honestly if i were to include it then i'd add it to the first few paragraphs #and i think the story's better told when you uphold the hope Magnus Hirschfeld and all the researchers he worked with had #also keeps being brought up: yes Hirschfeld was a eugenicist. it was a popular belief set that was only discredited after WW2 #Hirschfeld died in 1935. he literally didn't live long enough to see science turn against those beliefs and practices #considering how he changed his mind on transitions i like to think he would've changed his mind on eugenics too if he'd lived