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#why are you yelling
lovl3igh · 6 months
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we all agreed that if wood was still in hogwarts in the goblet of fire he woud start RIOT for cancelling quidditch, but can you imagine if he met umbridge??
"what do you mean I have to ASK for creating my team again... you think it's a game without gryffindor?" "no, harry and george didn't attack malfoy... that little ferret attacked himself, I swear it" "what do you mean potter can't play? in my opinion he's perfectly fine, give him back his broom!" "honestly I don't care what rules anybody broke... just leave quidditch out of it" "umbridge-itis is totally real, I FAINTED IN YOUR CLASS, I just feel much better on the pitch" "what the hell dumbledore's army had to do with my team, like maybe we all in DA but..." "I'm gonna be honest, if we could have more trainings and matches then we wouldn't have time for creating illegal groups so it's kinda your fault"
if umbridge hated harry and weasley twins, she would absolutely despise oliver you can't cancel quidditch wood and I would be there for it
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mcytblrconfessions · 1 year
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THERE IS THIS KID AT MY SCHOOL THAT WAITS AT THE SAME PLACE AS ME TO BE PICKED UP. HE LOOKS LIKE TEENAGER WILBUR SOOT. I MEAN THE HAIR AND THE GLASSES FRAMES AND HE’S IN BAND SO SOMETIMES HE’S CARRYING AN INSTRUMENT CASE. HE LOOKS LIKE WILBUR SOOT BUT YOUNG AND SHORT AND IT FREAKS ME OUT A BIT
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bloodycowboyclub · 2 years
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valkxrie · 2 months
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♞ - you specify another situation! PYJAMAS
Anonymous | From this meme (accepting)
NOTHING. NUDITY.
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sasperine · 5 months
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notes from the underground hard pendulums from "most relatable shit i've ever read" to "wildest take imaginable" every other page and i love it give me more
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honeybleed · 3 months
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HEADS UP USER BEY0NSEH IS THE SAME GIRL WHO MADE THE EREN ABUSER FIC AND SEXUALIZED SASHA AS A MINOR SHIPPING HER WITH ADULT ONY FETISHIZING BLACK MEN
girl okay
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ambagelbraindump · 5 months
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new addition to my morning routine: chase boots in circles until I manage to manhandle her back into her cage where she will sit under a blanket until she learns to behave
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too real
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lizardho · 9 months
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I’ve been playing a lot of Marauders recently and the marines in that game are so mean. Like they’re serving the United States of Yelling At Me :c The SAS shoot me dead from 9000 yards with a Webley but they don’t yell “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER” while they do it and that counts imo 🥲
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enjoyslurm · 11 months
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the birds getting louder and LOUDER
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mayorwhisper · 1 year
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We’ll definitely remember you after that lol
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therewillbekpop · 2 years
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leaderintitleonly · 2 years
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“Loud noises!” Last night he had the benefit of passing out due to pain but today? Nope. But you can thank Sneezy for trying to fix his splint.
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sexhaver · 4 months
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more than any other calvin and hobbes strip this one stays lodged in my consciousness
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kissugn · 4 months
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WHY ARE MEN SO ANGRY AND SPITEFUL AND HURTFUL AND AGGRESSIVE
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ellosstuff · 6 months
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I find exclamation points via texts threatening
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