#he’s weird he’s a weirdo

[plainemmanem]

Do u think modern Steve would be on dating apps

yeah and he’s borderline cringey lol

#a pic of him with robin and dustin barely cropped out. #a selfie of him in front of mount rushmore at that ‘facebook photo angle’ and 🙂 this face #a standard mirror selfie but he’s in a target. #the caption is something along the lines of ‘i have no idea what i’m doing on here but im looking for something real’ #his interests are something so goofy like ‘movies and takeout’ ????? #his profile is borderline cringe but you can sort of tell a girl helped him put it together (robin) #idk one of him in his beanie and glasses reading a newspaper like an old man #he’s weird he’s a weirdo

[beybuniki]

regarding bakugo losing all his skull shirts, izuku has an emergency black shirt in the back of his closet that says “skull” in white lettering

that's so cute they might be in love for real :(

#deku is so ucte (and weird) he really would have a shirt like that #maybe bakugo sees that as a sign like damn maybe i do have to date the weirdo from kindergarten ugh cinema #beybunaski

[ghostbeam]

I bet choso is so weird when he’s into u like u go out with friends and he just stares at u and it’s like that for weeks like he just doesn’t say anything to u first ever but he’s just. Always there he doesn’t really know what to do about it but he knows in his brain ur already his and like sometimes he’s next to u in the bar like on guard looking over your shoulder and u don’t even realize it until u turn around and more often than not he scares the shit out of you but eventually u get kind of used to him always being there and you’re not sure what changed or if anything ever did but now your leaning into him and letting him hold his arm across your chest protectively and sometimes he gets this scary look on his face when people look at you but honestly you don’t even mind it

#I think choso and u are dating and u don’t even know how it happened #hes Never asked u out or tried to take u on a date #but sometimes he just happens to be in the same place as u #I just think it’s never like formal #like it just happens #choso Just doesn’t know how to be normal abt it hes like #he’s just always there #and it feels right even if it is weird how he always shows up when ur out somewhere or holds onto u a little too tightly when u go out #and ummmmmm idk👁️👁️ #hes a weirdo………and it’s hot……… #ghost thoughts

[visenyaism]

astarion is not a murderous bad boy like minthara. he is not a beautiful hopeless romantic fairytale prince like wyll. he has to sacrifice 7000 souls to the devil to even become a top. he has ten charisma. make no mistake.

#bg3 #this is why i like him as a character he’s weird he’s a weirdo #my little princess. isn’t he beautiful

[stargirl230]

Luke(s)

sketches in which luke looks different every time i try to draw him (different face syndrome???)

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

#my art #artists on tumblr #fanart #star wars #sw #luke skywalker #so i finally understand what a blorbo is #and he has me in a death grip #in other good news #i got in touch with an old friend from art class and found out we both went from traditional -> almost completely digital #and now we're going to college together!!! #very exciting to talk art stuff with someone irl #and not feel like a weirdo #you know what's actually weird #spam bot attack #i'm purging my new follower list rn so if you have a blank icon/header/lots of follows but no likes beware

[redrobin-detective]

Listen, we know Bruce was traumatized by his parents’ death but I hold that even before they were killed Bruce Wayne was a little weirdo. Like his paranoia and difficulty with emotion and attachment are from that terrible night. But I imagine 8 year old Brucie was OCD as hell and painstakingly arranging and rearranging his things to his satisfaction. He was meticulous, even as a child, very detail oriented. Highly intelligent, showing a boundless curiosity and determination to understand everything from a young age. I bet he was hell to enforce bedtimes on, always to do much to do and too little hours in the day. 

Bruce was that kid who dragged bugs in the house for study, pulled down all the books on one shelf so could arrange them in height order, skittered around the house’s many passages like a little rat. He was the kid who was happy and cheerful but a bit awkward from growing up a Wayne, he would much rather squirrel away somewhere with a book considered too old for him than talk with people he didn’t know. He loved the macabre in the way weird little kids too, he wanted to see Zorro for the action and the violent fight scenes. Thomas and Martha Wayne had to listen to their precocious son ask them time and again how they thought they would die and listen to his speculations.

I want the Justice League to have to go back in time for whatever reason and they expect Bruce to be a delightful, happy, normal child. Instead, they find a kid with a lovingly worn Sherlock Holmes omnibus under one arm, an entire bag of raisins in the other, dark circles under his eyes from late nights reading and he’s covered in dust and debris from getting stuck behind the drywall again. 

“You’re not mom and dad’s friends,” he’d say in a petulant voice with a familiar set of his mouth. “I’m gonna call my butler and he’s going to kick your butt.” And the whole League loses their mind because Bruce really has always been Bruce.

#Bruce being a perfectly normal child is broke #woke is Bruce was a Weird Little Girl before he ever had trauma #Alfred knocks on his door to call him to dinner and Brucie Wayne is performing a seance to raise his great great grandfather to find treasur #he definitely wrote on the walls and floor when he was thinking too hard and needed to write something down #DEF was that weird kid who liked sneaking up on people and hide in small odd places #No robin can hide from B or Alfred bc baby Bruce absolutely found all the good weird ass hiding spots a small child can wedge into #he carries weird shit on him at all times in case he needs it #he works so hard to be seen as smart and mature #he's a bit of a brat but in kind of a charming way bc he's so sweet and thoughtful #he gives his mom a frog he found in the pond for mothers day #he's still dripping wet and covered in pond scum and grinning so proud as he deposits the frog in her manicured hands #we need more weirdo baby bruce wayne

[pegging-satan]

Man Dazai is so weird lmao why does he like getting beat up so much but like only if it’s Kunikida or Chuuya. Man says he hates pain but does everything in his power to get physically assaulted by these two in particular lmao

#like dude just say you have a crush and move on why’d you gotta do these elaborate courtship rituals #he definitely has some weird kinks that Dazai. weirdo. #‘hey I am in love with you’ ❌ I’m going to do something that annoys you so much that you beat me up ✅ #kunichuuzai #soukoku #kunikidazai #bsd kunikida #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai

[ickypuppi3]

only child steve who never learnt to share, being so extra and possessive when it comes to things that are his. steve getting real weird about billy hopping off his case all of a sudden and hanging around with other people. steve pushing back, getting on billy’s case ‘cause- that’s his, that attention is his, billy is his

#he should get real weird w it too camped out outside billy’s house at night cause he wants to know Why #weirdo steve my bestest friend in the whole entire world i need him to be worse all of the time #i need him less hinged and more entitled #s2 no sleep not ok steve (that guy from the fics) w s1 steve’s whole entitled persistence thing #harringrove #ickyspeaks

[mortiscausa]

i can't stop thinking how funny it would be if gareth's brothers did in fact recognise him and were just like 'well clearly he has his reasons so let's all be good big bros and pretend we don't know him' and then spend the next few weeks before he goes off on his quest pretending extremely badly that they have never ever met this kitchen boy before nope not at all even while other knights are looking at them and looking at gareth and going 'hmmm'

#gawain can't resist giving weird brotherly pep talks every time he passes him like 'keep up the good work kid! we're all rooting for you!' #and then turns to ragnelle to whisper loudly 'that was ok that was normal and convincing right' while she rolls her eyes #gaheris bumps into him in a corridor and startles like a deer and is like 'hahaha random kitchen boy i certainly have never met before what #fine weather we are having in these parts hahaha i shall be leaving now through the door over there good bye' and then #walks into a broom cupboard and has to awkwardly back out again while gareth stands there #holding a broom that he was just about to put back in the broom cupboard #agravaine nearly manages to pass by without incident while gareth is scrubbing floors but at the last second brotherly instinct takes over #and he kicks the bucket of suds over yelling 'you missed a spot dickwad!' before sprinting away #gareth is just 'wow my brothers are bigger freaks and weirdos than i remember i don't want to be associated with these losers' #meanwhile arthur is like 'kay can you please just tell them all that you know who he is because i cannot take this farce much longer' #kay: ... oh so now im not allowed to have fun am i? fucking tyrant

[enbysiriusblack]

james potter could get bitches but he chooses not to (because the bitches he wants, he cannot get)

sirius black could get bitches but he chooses not to (he's so aroace-spec and hates anyone he isn't already friends with <3)

remus lupin cannot get bitches and he chooses not to (head over heels for sirius)

peter pettigrew could get bitches and he does get bitches. male bitches though. my man is gay asf. (please read that in matt berry's voice)

#i am very much against the casanova!remus hc #do not know where the hc is from?? like i think it popped up about 3 years ago maybe?? but i am kindly and personally rejecting it #to me remus is seen as the weird kid. he's so unpopular #love him of course <3 but he is so seen as a weirdo #marauders era #marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew

[cimicherrychanga]

Complicated Relationship with God (As Seen Through Lyrics in the Character's Playlist)

#my art #wc #weirdos class #seth #hes SO weird abt religion it drives me insaaaane every time i listen to his playlist im like aughhhh #the complicated relationship is basically 'god never answered my prayers im done trying to believe. i shall take his place #and burn this whole place to the ground to create a new world' hes not okay if u were wonderin <3 #anyways. this collage is an epic rama vulnerable moment ( i am very reluctant to share what music i like beyond certain bands) #(its bc i got made fun of so much for my bad taste </3 so now im embarrassed abt every single thing i like) #showing someone music i enjoy is like. such a big thing for me its like. im entrusting u w rama secrets... #and if ur mean or dismissive i WILL be sads forever. that applies here btw <3 #if any1 is mean abt my lyric choices ill. delete my blog and disappear off the internet forever. okay? #HOWEVER on the same vein. ur invited to tell me if u know the songs...and if u know more than 5 of them we shall have a summer wedding

[shitpostingkats]

Give me a post canon Neku that's ever so slightly Spooky.

When he moves through the crowds on the street, there is a little bubble of space around him. Unconsciously, people step aside to give him room to pass. You can track him even in a throng of people, just by the small parting of the masses, the one man gap of space that naturally forms around him, as the citizens of Shibuya feel something mighty moving among their midst.

His pockets constantly jingle with pins. Every promotional button, every limited-time swag, he collects almost without thinking, fidgeting with them as he talks. It seems like he carries his entire collection on him at all times, more than it seems can even physically fit in his pockets.

He sees people on the streets that no one else can see. He'll give them a little nod, a look of sympathy, and, occasionally, toss a pin from his seemingly never-ending collection to them. For just a second, there's someone visible, like the sheer act of being acknowledged by the Legendary Player raises them a frequency or two, bringing them just a little closer to this plane. Then you blink and they're gone. Faded back into the hustle and bustle of the city like they were never there at all.

He's somehow a regular at every shop, every restaurant. Locals recognize him, greet him like an old friend. This isn't exactly weird, per se, but what is weird is he can't be more than twenty. How does he even have the time to become a fixture at every hotspot in town? When he walks into a cafe, the staff instantly knows what he's going to order. But if you ask, the cashier will look puzzled, and tell you, in an almost confused admission, that they don't think he's ever been here before today.

He'll answer questions without you even having to ask them. He'll respond to unvoiced thoughts, back of the mind though jumbles, know exactly what you're trying to say even if you can't fit it into words. Sometimes, he'll tilt his head, like he's listening to some distant music, and in that moment you're not entirely sure he isn't reading your mind.

#neku went offscreen and casually became PSYCHIC #he is WEIRD he is a WEIRDO #vital that he's not aware how weird he looks to outside observers #in Neku's mind he's just going about his day #twewy #neo twewy #ntwewy #neku sakuraba #the world ends with you #ntwewy spoilers #neo the world ends with you #headcanons

[thewingedwolf]

for people without access to feeds or who have been ignoring them bc this week is stupid…cameron really stepped up the creepery today. was making constant jabs at cory - called america cory’s mom, made a lot of comments about age, weirdo shit like that - and said he thinks cory feels “weird” about them talking, moved so he could sit next to america who got up and sat next to cory and then cameron stood there seething and went “good job cory proud of you” (cory turned it into a self deprecating moment), then cameron like, poured his half drunk wine into america’s glass unprompted and jag, bowie, AND production all said to stop that, it’s weird. then he implied he and america were gonna hook up at jury. then she said cory was her main man and she’s gonna try to visit him a lot after the show & cameron kind of brushed past it to make a joke about like, coming in his pants over america. she said yuck and started nervously sipping her water bottle and jag came out then and cory went to sit back down by america.

it’s just been. so gross all day. then jared said to blue earlier “oh i caught cameron trying it on america. he-“ and feeds completely cut away so we have NO IDEA what he said, just this sort of implication he thought it was weird. yes JARED noticed something so weird about cameron’s behavior he said something to blue. i’m praying cameron fails the puzzle and jared comes in atp bc america clearly is uncomfortable and unsure of what to do.

#bb25 #like. jared is a weirdo but ig he at least knows like. bro no means no! bar is in hell. #but the fact that other house guests are noticing cameron is being weird. even ones that aren’t close to america like jared. really speaks #to how weird cam has gotten.

[connorsnothereeither]

At request of the Cantripped cast: All of my characters but listed as which adaptation of Batman they are akgsksgsksg

Ulysses - Iain Glenn “Titans (2018-2023)”

Virgil - Robert Pattinson “The Batman (2022)”

Dan Thorns - Kevin Conroy “Arkham Series (2009-2015)”

Leopold - Kevin Conroy “Batman: The Animated Series (1992-1995)”

#the real answer is all of them are Robert Pattinson Batman #because he’s the only one who can embody the level of weird loserboy weirdo that apparently all my characters have #cantripped #cantripped podcast #cantripped dan thorns #fablesmp ulysses #bound smp #fable smp #bound smp virgil #skybound smp #terramortis leopold #terramortis smp #terramortis

[wulvercazz]

🤭 having 🍼thoughts🍼 pls enjoy✨

// lactation , adult breast feeding , possible mpreg if you want to think there is ?? / omegaverse also possible??? or just because tbh, Ichigo being a boob man

thinking about Grimm’s milky tibbies 🫢💦 also thinking about Ichigo going feral over them, quite literally. starts as teasing and touching like he always does, until the tiniest drop has him suddenly ravenous.

it’s pretty much the first conscious thing Ichigo’s tasted that’s of hollow nature; the hollow blood in him is singing.

…the hollow that’s outwardly interacting with the world is growling possessively around his teat when Grimmjow asks what the fuck he’s doing.

Ichigo pawing at him as if Grimmjow’s both prey and mate after the first accidental taste, is not a feeling he’s ever considered, or believes he can enjoy for that matter.

but there’s no taking Ichigo away from his meal right now, is there? suckling away with dazed, inked, eyes that are almost glowing golden; sharper clawed hands half kneading, half pulling at Grimmjow’s whole ribcage.

Grimmjow would be pissed if only the feeling of him didn’t stir him so; if only the little pervert wasn’t absentmindedly humping away at his groin as he fed.

all he can really do is awkwardly pat Ichigo’s head with annoyance and the most uncomfortable arousal he’s ever felt;… and bark a warning growl of his own at the aggressive little shit his mate has turned into on top of him when he growls again under his touch.

he might just start scruffing the fuck out of Ichigo, he might allow this, for now— but the feral Vasto is on thin fucking ice.

#grimmjow jaegerjaquez #ichigo kurosaki #ichigrimm #nsft #一グリ #smut #weird smut #which is even better imo uwu #smut that makes you go 😳🥵 ‘wtf was that tho😀’ #look I just like throwing this shit onto Grimmjow #and also Ichigo with a Mommy kink so far up his ass he doesn’t even realize he has it adsgdg #grimmichi #lactating kink #hollow ichigo #feral Ichigo #mild noncon #?? ig? 🤔 #I just kept thinking of those weirdo ass cats that go on and nurse on their cat baby mammas as I wrote this afsgdgdgdg #fckn orange cat energy is what Ichigo has #it’s adorable to me ok 😂💕💕