#he was lying

[episims]

Ruby "-this place always brings me memories! Remember when I was pregnant with Sara...?"

Becca "Oh, yeah. Vera had to improvise the preliminary form for our case-"

Happy birthday, Cloud!

#ts2 #ts2 gameplay #the sims 2 #the sims 2 gameplay #sims 2 #sims 2 gameplay #foxfire forest #playing foxfire forest #cloud hampton #julian fare #aurora fare #jonas root #casper root #judith root #becca thorne #ruby reed #emil reed #sara reed #jonas said a long ago #that cloud isn't the best looking or even the funniest man he knows #he was lying

[spencereid]

spencer reid isn’t actually a technophobe he just doesn’t want to admit he prefers physical case files for the theatrics of it

#how else will he dramatically flip open a case file #how else will he walk down the corridor to solve the case #wind flowing in his hair #as he strides into the room and tells the team ‘jinkies! i figured it out!’ #this is the retcon for him going to MIT and reading a carl sagan blog in his free time while also claiming to be a technophobe #he was lying

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs* #arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it? #also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

[gotthangell]

mf said that he loved me

#he was lying

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

snakes smell with their tongue

+ bonus: Stargazing Syndrome

#the fact that crowley did the tongue thing around jimbriel... tried to figure out whether it was HIM or he was lying or not #headcanons be headcanoning and YES STARGAZING SYNDROME #good omens #goodomensedit #good omens edit #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #jimbriel #david tennant #michael sheen #jon hamm

[gvalesdraws]

scribble from my playthrough. there is definitely a statue of astarion somewhere in baldurs gate because we wouldn't survive without him

#like. he managed to win at least 4 difficult fights by himself by stealthing + attacking from the dark while everyone else was lying dead #art #my art #baldurs gate #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate 3 #bg fanart #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion #baldurs gate shitpost

[ruushes]

assorted bat practice... on top of everything he has the audacity to be hard for me to draw

#astarion #bg3 #my art #eventually want to do this for everyone #polish/collect/post a bunch random drawings ive got lying around from figuring out how i want to draw them #he just has more complete ones bc unfortunately. i do like him. #i just always have to take like ten passes at his likeness #my findings are that you can always make his face narrower and the eye bags are load-bearing

[jameszmaguire]

I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?

#goodomensedit #goodomenssource #goodomensedits #Good Omens #Aziraphale #tusermyra #userfra #tusermich #maria7potter #crowleyanthonys #userbecca #usereena #my gifs #this is not a gifset about Aziraphale being badass or him lying to god being a grand thing or anything because it's not #it's about the actions he takes that go against or bother Heaven in all their variety #it's about his unpredictability and the precedents he has set in taking action #and how he has given up everything he loves for the chance to do good #so once he realises that Heaven won't let him he's gonna Do Something and i can't wait to see what #it's Aziraphale so there is a pretty big chance it'll create a mess in wholly unanticipated ways #either way i hink Heaven is going to have regrets one way or another

[shigayokagayama]

mob psycho is the greatest show ever made because reigen being cancelled on twitter is one of the most important moments for his character as well as one of the most emotionally heavy episodes of the show but him being trapped in alone in a purgatory dimension slowly starving to death is treated as a gag and never mentioned again

#I KNOW ITS BECAUSE ITS AN OVA BUT ITS STILL FUNNY #like him being made into a meme and getting doxxed on 4chan drastically changes his behavior going forward #but nearly dying because he was lying to one of his employees about having things under control has no impact on him #he even lies AGAIN and says he'll be fine in the confession arc to the SAME PERSON #like the confession arc was probably written before the ova was even dreamed of but. parallels. #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka

[bakedbeanchan]

Drawing from a mini comic where the timeline is reset but Zuko still has all his memories

Minicomic here

#baked bean originals #I just like drawing sokkas mortified face and then checked out #absolutely humiliated by some fire nation ponytail freak and then your little sister and that stupid bald kid want to befriend him after he #starts lying about how you all were friends in a parallel universe or whatever #that's rough buddy #just realized it looks like zuko's doing some pathetic little thumbs up here #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #katara #aang

[felt-squirrels]

Shoutout to when my dad told me that the raspberry jam he got had alcohol in it to mess with me and I believed it, not because I was gullible, but I could believe someone would want to to get drunk off of jam

#he was lying #but still #humanity is weird

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it #headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious #stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs #shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr #also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious #still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af #i love them #these three are the best thing that ever happened to me #sashisu #satosho #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #suguru geto #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #satosho weekend #satoshoko #jjk #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart #IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart

[kozh-lucium]

Bloodweave but princess mononoke.

I swear this is 10x funnier in my head 😔

Why magic missile? Because i just watch a bg3 speedrun parody video (it’s really good!).

#baldur's gate 3 #bloodweave #gale dekarios #astarion #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #despite how malewife gale is he’s not the type who takes things lying down #not saying he isn’t bottom though 😏 #my art

[canisalbus]

✦ Dies Veneris ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #another sleepytime stress reduction piece #discovered that in Latin and many languages derived from it Friday is named after Venus the Roman goddess of love #Vasco's ears look even bigger when he's lying down

[pirateknight]

if there's one thing about Lou Wilson it's that he goes above and beyond when given the option to sabotage himself and his party

#escalation from pinocchio purposefully walking into a trap to him lying about getting possessed and burning everything fabian has on adaine #'fabian loses control of a bodily function' [picks the worst one] #also i think gunnie chefs tools casino bit could be an example #looking at the stepmother #he just keeps it interesting #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #OH AND how could i forget the bad awful no good day in leviathan