#he wants it

[diyuuu]

He wants you (feeding your delusions)

#delusional #delulu #delulu is the solulu #he wants it #thank me later #gods work #he is in love

[jojo-reader-hell]

Jean Pierre Polnareff x Reader: Somewhere I Belong

When this began I had nothing to say And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me (I was confused) And I let it all out to find That I'm not the only person with these things in mind...

*****

“Of course you’ll come with me, once this is all over. France will be your new home, and Hautvillers is such a lovely place to raise both- non, mon dieu, I meant to say all three babies…-“

What the hell…

What in the name of god did you just agree to?

Jean Pierre Polnareff had not stopped talking since he got down on one knee in the sand, asking for your hand and heart in front of god and everybody (much to the chagrin of your youngest blood relative). Like himself, the proposal was grandiose and over the top, it sure made everyone stop what they were doing. Mr. Joestar had even almost burned dinner, something that would have caused a major melt down, considering your crew was down to the last of the eggs. He made the proposal during your late meal, and then when everyone piled back into the car, you two took the front as driver and navigator while he blabbered away at you as though he had been released from a ten year vow of silence.

Jean Pierre Polnareff loved to hear himself talk. It did not matter what. Any kind of things… Trivial things. The list was never ending: expectations of who would do what housework (outdated and sexist notions that boiled down to you doing cooking and cleaning while he earned a living), the location of your new home (he told you he hadn’t sold the family home in Hautvillers yet, and it was a good thing because now he would carry you back there as his bride), it seemed as though he would never stop talking. For what reason, who knew? Maybe he’d never had someone who was willing to listen for this long?

You sure didn’t have anyone like that, let alone have any proposals along the sad series of unfortunate events you called a life. A runaway at the age of eleven, just days after you started puberty, it was like being a piece of bloody meat dangled in front of wolves. One morning you woke up to the slaughter, saved only by sheer numbers of people saving you along with police. They hunted you for sport, an offering of flesh for their master. Dio’s followers had taken everything by that point, there was no place you were safe. Foster families and even the orphanage they tried to put you in were destroyed thoroughly until you had nothing. You had limited access to your inheritance, it was hard to hammer out the details when you refused to stay on land for longer than a few days. Your education was little to nonexistent, luckily you were a voracious reader as a child and continued the habit to present, but you still were completely inept when it came to things like basic math. Intellectually you were a young adult, but often the others laughed because you mispronounced difficult words and counted on your fingers when called upon to add or subtract. You lived like an animal who knew to dress itself in clothes and talk. You had a sad existence, but it was freedom none the less. Lucky for you that Queen of Cups had been your companion since birth, your one protector who offered you the choice of fleeing to the sea once your family was gone.

You’d never told anyone except Mr. Joestar, your one connection to any family, about your sad tale. It embarrassed you to no end when he’d asked you to figure something for him and you froze, beginning to cry because it was such a simple mathematical question for anyone else. Finding him was a godsend, a red string of fate from the past, to find that this man and his grandson bore the same brand on their shoulders you did. A brilliant star connected you to him, and you were ever so thankful at the end of it all to fall into his warm embrace and feel the connection of any kind of parent and child relationship. He poured over details with you of what you could remember, the names that tied you to a family that no longer existed, and to your everlasting shock you both discovered a common ancestor.

The man’s grandfather had taken a lover, conceived a child, and the lover was lost halfway across the world according to his foundation. With no memory and a fatherless child, the lover made a home in Spain where your bloodline lived in relative peace, until all things ended with you, a lone star in what was once a prominent galaxy.

You loved Mr. Joestar and Jotaro. For once you had a family that you did not have to worry about. They protected you as well as themselves. They gave you friends. Security…

They even indirectly gave you a husband…

“… and… Mon amour, I know it embarrasses you, but I was thinking once we go home, I’d like to help you learn the language. I know you struggle, but with a little hard work I’m sure we can find some way to help you back on your feet, I’d like you to live as normally as possible. Don’t you’d think you’d like that?”

You were so deep in thought, you almost didn’t reply until Jean Pierre nearly stopped the car to see if you were ok.

“Uh? I… sorry Jean Jean… I wasn’t paying attention…” you whispered.

“Wha-?? Seriously??? So you didn’t catch any of what I said?!” whined the Frenchman.

“No… I wasn’t paying any attention. I was too busy thinking about other things, and I’m sorry but, if we’re going to be married… there are some things you need to know about me…”

You held back a lot of things when it came to him, wanting your relationship to be built on the façade that you were a functional adult now, but the truth all came spilling out of your mouth. You told him how you couldn’t do basic mathematics, you’d never experienced any affection that wasn’t predatory and grooming in nature, and frankly his adoration for you was frightening and alien even though you were sure you were deeply in love with him. Fact of the matter was you were broken, even though you had a Stand that could heal broken and hurting things. You would probably never want a child because you never knew what it was like to have a childhood, and now that you were safe, soon to be safer with the coming defeat of the century old vampire who lusted for a nineteen-year-old reincarnation of his object of desire, you wanted to spend the rest of your life healing from the trauma of having to continually run.

“I want to heal… I want to feel and experience everything in life that I couldn’t… I doubt I can go back to elementary school at this rate, but I want to find a way to learn what I missed.” You confessed, “I know you have all these expectations for me, but I need you to know that although I am grateful for you, I’m not obligated to listen. I need to heal myself… I just… it’s up to you whether or not you want to be there with me for the journey.”

“Of course I want to be with you!” he cried, nearly swerving off road at this outburst. You gripped the car handle, caught off guard as he began to insist that he’d be there every step of the way, no matter how long it took you to heal from all of the strife you endured since childhood.

The night drive continued on in this manner, as though you two were the only ones on earth. You learned about his past, shared traumas with scars that ran so deep into your hearts that no amount of revenge or fixing the past would be able to immediately reverse the hurt with true love’s kiss. Continuing on into the night, it was cathartic. You felt seen. You felt validated. Maybe you had rushed headlong into a relationship that you weren’t ready for, but that was something you felt that you wanted to try.

No one would understand. The only person who seemed to have an inkling of the risk you were willing to take was the one you would soon call your husband, the one who could not seem to focus long enough on the road to drive properly, because eventually his antics woke everyone up and forced their hand to kick him from the driver’s seat for reckless driving.

You wanted to take this chance… You wanted to heal yourself and find the one place where you belonged. Maybe this was finally your chance.

#jean pierre polnareff x reader #Jean Pierre Polnareff #jjba stardust crusaders #Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders #jjba x reader #jjba sdc #Jotaro Kujo #Joseph Joestar #Dio Brando #yeah Dio would be a freak like that #if Jonathan had it #he wants it #lets be real

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[sharpth1ng]

If knives are to dicks, as stabbing is to fucking

Then Stu deserves to get railed sometimes

Yes!! SO true anon.

#Sincerely yes he does #he wants it #we want it #Billy just needs to learn to some first aid skills #debaser fanfic #ask

[ask-pipper-peppercorn]

If there was like a pastry of sorts . A tart if you will . And if you Ate it you'd gain unimaginable power and magic and be able to command armies at will . But to make it you'd have to take someone's soul and use it . Would you?

*his eyes seemed to glitter with eagerness as he raised a curious eyebrow.* “a tart. Something to give me unimaginable power. Command armies……I could truly have it all. I could finally make my father, no, my ancestors truly proud. I could finally be a worthy descendent and not an utter failure. Yes I would take it.” *he paused, perhaps realizing how crazy that sounds. He glanced away.* “but….such a thing requires baking. It’s highly improbable. I doubt I’d ever come across it”

#pipper peppercorn #ask answered #anon #cuphead ask blog #ask pipper peppercorn #oh don’t let this loser get his hands on that #he wants it

[sapphicspaceranger]

I wanna fuck Asterion sooo bad. Idk if people are getting weak in the knees for the whole vampire thing but I wanna bend him over.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #he wants it #i wanna tie him up and feed him blood one drop at a time just to keep him on edge.

[thesmokingguns]

#he wants to be made fun of #he wants it #he is asking to be bullied #I checked the website and he literally picked the most grandpa best available #his age is showing #I love him #it’s so bad it’s funny

[godsprettiestprincess]

That gif of a celebrity guy swinging a ferret around but it’s Lucifer holding toddler Jack by the ankle

#invincible toddler!!!! lug him around like a sack of potatoes #he wants it #lucifer #jack kline #ramsey barks

[touyasdoll]

what if touya got a hold of your phone and the only thing he did to it was set a single reminder that said "suck dick"

I would CLEAR my motherfucking schedule.

#he wants it #he gets it #idc idc #i’m down horrendous #honestly I like to give #and he deserves to have his dick sucked after everything he’s been thru :( #knives 🔪 #just vibing 💌 #the hawks to my dabi <3 #the feeling is mootual

[randombubblegum]

Also it seems like mcr asked for all bottled beverages to be poured into cups or something so awsten won’t be fulfilling his dream of getting bottled. Or Mikey is protecting him idk lol

so fucked up. he literally only wanted one thing. its a human right to bottle him

#HE WANTS IT #mail time! #neg

[ghost-of-you]

Someone let Luke host a comedy show.

#its his calling in life lol #he wants it #and he would nail it #i'm rambling

[beeswitheyes]

Get manateed 😎

#manatee #he eat lettuce #give him lettuce #now #he wants it #he swim with fishy fren #chonk

[thattargboy]

I want to spit in his mouthhhhhhh

#aegon ii #aegon ii targaryen #aegon thoughts #dragon screeching #like look at him! #he wants it

[tkachow]

objectively, this is fucking hilarious.

#tyler fucking bozak man #he wants it #holy fuck #avs lb #whatever get me to seven games and make it dramatic boys

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath. #not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first. #I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*. #Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about. #I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/ #Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight - #The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room! #Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...