#he titles are so funny

[foaming-sea]

Not her naming the album "The Tortured Poets Department" and letting us know the bonus track is "The manuscript" giving big intellectual vibes Just to go and tell us the next day that one of the track is "But daddy I love him" & "I can fix him (No I really can)"

#She's unhinged and I love it #taylorswift #he titles are so funny #the tortured poets department #track list

[bluerosefox]

No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

#Danny Phantom #DPDC #dp x dc #dcxdp #ghost king danny #danny phantom dc #Danny trolls those who summon him #he can sense the intent of his summoners #so whenever he feels a fruitloop trying to summon him he sends an old tape recorder #Tucker helped him set it up #But this leads to... so many questions #'who gave the very powerful title of Ghost King to a teen?! #the adults are questioning it #their teenage sidekicks though? they get it #its funny #all this power #and yet they do dumb and questionable jokes #and memes #dpdc #dpxdc

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

one of my favourite things about AO3 tags is their dedication to canon accuracy, even when that means it devolves into complete mayhem like

Percy was not named with a fan following in mind, this was clearly a running gag but it's his name so they have to use all of it

#adding the 'percy' in there is just adding insult to injury tho #i'm sorry this is so funny to look at #and yes i do think the joke is hilarious actually. aristocracy names are the funniest thing in the world #ao3 #(on that note tho dear anglophones please stop capitalising the 'von' in titles) #(taliesin gets a pass because he couldn't have known how much this would blow up it was a home game but. psa i guess) #(today seems to be my 'be pissy about ways to get (pseudo-) german names wrong' day idk) #vox machina #critical role #percival de rolo #(the joke is funny but i will not bother i'm sorry)

[potatobugz]

dugon my friend my buddy my pal

#just roll with it #jrwi #potatart #just roll with it riptide #jrwi riptide #dugon #jrwi dugon #gillion tidestrider #okay this interaction was kind of hilarious and dare i say #cute (?) #i have a lot of things wrong with me its ok #no spoilers again im on episode 59 #I LIKE THAT DUGON IS MENTIONED IN GILLION'S LIST OF TITLES LIKE SIX TIMES THATS SO FUNNY #guys i think he might be friends with dugon idk tho i might be wrong (joke) #idk aomething about imagining gil still speaking into its ear in primordial #somrthing something i like gillion very much #i love jrwi auuuhggh im gushing again #P.S. UM I MIGHTVE GOTTEN DUGONS SIZE A LITTLE WRONG. FORGIVE ME #I BELIEVE IM CLOSE TO ITS ACCURATE SIZE CUZ OF THAT ONE THUMBNAIL BUT LIKE BLEH #IK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEVIATHAN

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

End of transcription

Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[arthursfuckinghat]

"Omg I wonder what Arthur's reaction would be if he saw the kinda content people make of him-"

Arthur:

#“I don't need your smutty fairies partner 😒” #he was so done with this guy it's so fucking funny #alternate title: “what its like entering the rdr2 fandom as an asexual” #I'm kidding around but I'm giggling sm #I strive have arthurs idgaf attitude honestly #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick vids #funnies #arthur morgan #red dead redemption community #the way tumblr fucks up videos is going to be the end of me why is it so crunchy now when the og video is in good quality #barcode my horse

[skrunksthatwunk]

landing

#i'd recommend zooming in bc the changes between panels are pretty subtle. they'll be easier to see on the cropped versions but i wanted to #include the whole thing too because i think it looks nice like that :) #opening up to yukina as the final hopeful yet unresolved part of hiei's arc of learning to trust and love and be loved by others is like. #aughh. fascinating choice anyway here's a take on how it'd go. from me. a sap #smth smth hiei letting his vulnerability show via the thing that unites them (bloodline via the hiruseki stone) which is inherently tied #to emotion and letting his feelings about her and his past show to someone. grahh #yyh #yu yu hakusho #yukina #hiei #skrunkart #also due to the title and the organization of this comic one could call this a landing strip #anyway um. posting more yyh but this time it's not funny at all oops. glad y'all liked the other one though jksdjfkjs #anyway yukina's important you should talk about her more #would also like to point out how in the final panel hiei doesn't actually touch her with his other arm. it's just resting on his hand #enclosing her but still kinda distant. he's still got some healing to do #edit argh i uploaded a slightly wrong version. fixed now. it just didn't have yukina's crying onomotopoeia #but i wanted them back in bc sound is so important to this one #WAIT PANELS SWAPPED. FIXED FR NOW #ANYWAY HIEI MY BELOVED MY EVERYTHING. LOVE THAT LITTLE GUY #also shoutout to devoted sibling characters. they really get it

[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

george daniel mole appreciation post

#he has the most #perfect face like #oh hes so gorgeous #literally in love with him #i need to Be Him #george daniel #the 1975 #self titled #iliwys #i like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it #iliwysfyasbysuoi #i like it when you sleep #abiior #noacf #notes on a conditional form #bfiafl #being funny in a foreign language #blah blah! #im FERAL dont talk to me #ive tagged enough kbye

[alfalfairy]

Is it too much to hope that Riz gets a chunk of grandma's hoard?

Like, she's loaded, and probably the new CEO of KVX bank, right? But she's ancient, she might has some archaic idea of her killer earning some of her wealth (if she is ever killed haha).

(If he does, I want Riz take his mom to hell to get matching gold tattoos. And then he gets to go to college.)

#i might be reaching here #but i want to see this plot line resolved badly #god it would be so funny if he just inherited everything #including the title of ceo #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak

[mishapen-dear]

okay but watching pomme and richas' family growing RACE gets so intense. okay. look.

pomme: baghera, antoine, aypierre, kameto, etoiles, bad, and max (from aypierre) for parents; dapper as sibling; maxpierre twin babies for siblings. she has ten family members in total.

richas: forever, pac, mike, cellbit, felps, roier, and quackity for parents; foolish and vegetta as grandmas; and leo as an aunt. if we count bobby as richas' deceased step-brother, then richarlyson has eleven family members in total.

they both have seven parents in total.

pomme is catching up. richas its time to start whoring your dads out again. dont let her win

#maybe he'll get lucky tho and pac will come back from kidnapping with another #it would be SO funny if she overtook him and somehow got another dad tho #like after everything else that richas has going on if he lost his 'most parents' title.... itd just be real sad #poor kid #on the other hand pomme doesn't have any dead or missing family members (that she knew/was close to) so maybe she's winning anyway #qsmp #its just really really funny #i hope bad and forever kiss. i hope aypierre gets official dad status over richas also. i hope etoiles and pac get married #i want these families to converge into the biggest mass to make the most terrifying graph know to the island #note: i basically ignored all aunts/uncles because a) i forgor #and i've continued ignoring them because b) basically every player is an aunt/uncle to every egg regardless of relationship to other player

[roscoehamiltons]

new single by xnda just dropped ✨ (+ alternate title under the cut)

#lewis hamilton #lewishamiltonedit #f1 #formula 1 #f1edit #roscoehamiltons.jpg #it's called 'criminal' bc he's committing crimes once again ha ha very funny joke by me but it actually kind of works as a title #anyways i said that someone should convert the tokyo pic into an album art so here i am keeping my word

[moonshynecybin]

oxley bom podcast saying they have a very reliable source claiming gigi wants marc in ducati. um. putting aside all the material implications of that (potential championships etc) pecco and marc teammates oh my. poor pecco marc is going to psychologically destroy him without even realising he's doing it. and don't get me started on the rosquez of it all

i think it will literally be so funny because. if marc smokes his ass (he’s literally never not smoked a teammate. literally never. and it’s different now but not. THAT different. anddd pecco almost got got by jorge martin last year lest we forget) pecco i fear may not recover. like pecco rules he’s SO good at riding the ducati because he looks at it like this super methodical machine that he understands inside and out and studies the data and is in general very cerebral about it vs marc “raw talent intuition and adaptability” marquez potentially coming in and shaking his identity concerning what it means to be the number one down ducati rider to. the core. potentially a very fun saw trap for leedle peccochino. kind of specifically designed to ping all of his little neuroses. what happens when studying is not enough and someone (who you DO not like but CANNOT HELP holding in high regard because of his talent) comes in to yourrrrrrr team and potentially stunts on you. what do you even DO. and pecco i think tries really hard to be mature and above it all but. HES REALLY NOT

#really funny. good stuff gigi i WOULD enjoy that. #motogp #callie speaks #asks #marc marquez #pecco bagnaia #like pecco is SO talented and winning two titles is not an accident. but he’s never been the most naturally talented! #and i think this would. haunt him if it goes badly…

[saym0-0]

need more mechs x tma aus with mechs ships, i feel like this is an unexploited form of comedy. this is entirely because i think ashes-is-basira and ashes-and-tim-are-married are two things that can and should coexist

#the mechs #the mechanisms #tma #the magnus archives #tma x mechs #polymechs would also be funny #im thinking of this in the college band au but it would also be funny as just. actual space pirates #tim drops by the archives one time fully masc and basira is like #yeah thats my wife #they tell everyone that its bc tim wore the dress so he gets the wife title #actually that's probably their actual reasoning too #sayms mechs headcanons #not really but still #saymbles #mechs x tma au

[foxgirlmoth]

So F1nnster just came out as genderfluid but still I super fucking hate him. Making trap content and constantly making money off of a performance of being a fake girl, getting a name change and gender marker change and posting about going through that all while basically shoving it in the faces of trans women who have struggled over years and years. You've been a performance and you've gained wealth essentially making fun of us and enforcing horrible stereotypes, and saying "Yeah I just don't care about gender" Does Not Make Me Fucking Forgive Any Of That. What fucking hatred you've tossed onto your channel towards trans women will not go away easily, and Fuck You.

#I haven't looked at his channel for ages and ages and I think the video where he LITERALLY GOES OUT AND TRICKS PEOPLE TO TRY AND BE FUNNY #Is down because I know a ton of trans women saw that and went 'Hey this FUCKING SUCKS' #But there's still so many videos up just of like. 'I pretend to be a girl doing x' #and having big text saying 'GUY' and pointing at him #Just like. #Fuck you so hard #I fucking hate f1nnster #Also the quick video of him coming out I was sent and what made me aware of this all #I didn't see anything about him changing pronouns and I do hope I'm not getting them wrong #I'm just fucking angry #t slur #transmisogyny #I even saw fucking video from ages ago with the title 'getting surgery' and I fucking KNOW he made that to make people think #'lookit I got bottom surgery haha :)' #Beating him with fucking hammers

[skitskatdacat63]

This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....

#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh #probably seperate but #there was something in the air that weekend!!!! #i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb #and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium #and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium #like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful #<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING #this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no????? #all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful #but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post #but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me. #as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd #well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :) #smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then #shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP #*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing' #im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks #also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2010 bahrain gp

[mrschwartz]

mileskane When @therealnihal asked me how I met Lana and we wrote Dealer x

#he's so funny nvjnvfjvnj #this was very interesting i had figured he and alex had met her wayy before like in 2013 or something #well maybe only alex had idk. but obv miles is closer to her. or was anyway back when they were doing the sessions #miles kane #lana del rey #will never forgive her for not crediting miles in the title of dealer tho