#he needs the vitamins

[fledglings-nest]

mhm it's just chocolate milk in the sippy. it's definitely not secretly a nutritional shake. it's just a sippy. sippy is good. drink the sippy

#✮ ben ✮ #grown up talk ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ #don't tell him guys #he needs the vitamins #sfw age regression #sfw agere #age regressor #agere #agere blog #system agere #sfw cg #sfw caregiver

[smol-soop-spoon]

the amount of "i can fix him" energy henry winter (or any other tsh character tbh) produces in people should be studied

#the secret history #tsh #we're all guilty #except the occasional morally uptight killjoys that wander on here but they are Not invited to interact with this post #this is for mentally ill people ONLY #anyway i could fix richard #he's just anemic in all vitamines and commits atrocities when he's overstimulated #so no biggies he just need vitamine gummies and a copy of the great gatsby on hand #he also needs to get pegged but that's a more extensive treatment #reblog this with how u would fix ur blorbos #henry winter #richard papen #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #bunny corcoran #francis abernathy

[introspectivememories]

my ideal ending for tim, if you even can call it that, is he does the vigilante thing for like another decade, until he's like minimum 27? maximum 30-ish. and then walks into the batcave one day and just straight up tells the whole family that he's retiring. cue jason and dami going "you can retire???". and then he and bear move across the country so he can teach superhero school in socal and bear can do emt work and tim's happy cause he can finally put down roots without having to constantly leave bear and all the sunlight does wonders for bear's complexion. as much he loved superheroing, nothing beats waking up to the sound of the ocean and bear humming in the kitchen as he makes breakfast. nothing beats, waking up to bear's sleeping face as the sunlight streams in through the window. and yeah, tim's not gonna lie, he does miss swinging over rooftops and helping people but doesn't helping old lady himiko from down the street pick oranges count as helping people? doesn't teaching the next generation of heroes count as helping people? doesn't watching bear come out of the ocean in his wetsuit, still holding his surfboard, dripping, shaking his hair to get out the excess water, as the sunlight casts a halo around him, count as helping people??? it helps him!!

#sorry but fucking look at bear #that boy was made for the sun #also i /Know/ their depression is that bad cause they live in perpetually overcast gotham #get tim some vitamin d and watch that boy bloom #also the first time i saw bear i was like 'what fuck are you doing in gotham???? you need to be in socal in a wetsuit' #also dami realizing he can retire is peak!! #i know alfred's favorite is dami simply because dami will be the only one to finish med school #ra's: look daughter‚ even your son has finished med school. what have you done? #talia who's been hearing this since she and bruce met and is Tired: baba /please/ #tim drake #dc #bernard dowd #timber #timbern

[emichevy]

Me: “How can I make this drawing of Noir more cunty?”

Also me: “…..Gray hairs in his stubble.”

#spiderman noir #spider noir #my art #spiderman #spider man: across the spider verse #my wife #art #artwork #procreare #wipart #wip #art wip #ouuhggg my wife #need him #ngh #Oop #he’s such an old grumpy man #grandpa stop yelling at the corner #it’s time to take your vitamins #(he’s not that old) #spider man noir #spiderverse fanart #spiderverse #an addition to my other 15 unfinished projects #whoops #I swear I’m working I just started school back

[bathtub4rats]

my knee hurts and I cant sleep therefore his knee hurts and he can't sleep

#the riddler #the riddler fanart #Rough sketch #Riddler #edward nygma #edward nygma fanart #I'm projecting bad knee disorder on him so hard #I wish that doctor I went to actually sent me to physical therapy like he said he would. Instead of just disappearing and whatnot #I also wish him a very bad time bc I often think about how he told me that girls need more vitamin c so if I took that it would fix me #Like sure I know vitamin c helps with inflammation but my guy #It sure isn't going to fix my crooked kneecap. #Anyway using my blorbo to express my pain #bathtub's art

[astrolavas]

Because of you I hate Hunter now. Tomatoes are disgusting and anyone who likes them are my mortal enemy. How could you

NO TOMATO SLANDER IN MY HOUSE !!!!

#if y'all hadn't tried a niceeeee good polish raspberry tomato from some old farmer's private garden during summer i am NOT HEARING IT 🦅🦅 #RAHGHH best fruit AND vegetable. unbeatable. #although hunter also eats banana peels btw he's awful #his meals at the emperor's coven consisted of soup made of water salt and chopped soggy bread and sometimes dry cereal or granola bars #his standards are low #as long as sth doesn't have a sensory nightmarish texture or isn't too spicy for his tragically unable-to-handle-spice tastebuds he'll eat #his organism also desperately needs vitamins #nicole answers #Anonymous

[cityzenchick]

...... other than that Mr Stones, you are perfect ......... just sayin' ......... 🩵

#john stones #he needs vitamin me (he just doesn't realise it yet) #manchester city #i need a lie down actually (preferably with him!)

[sunnibits]

hey oc havers, reblog and tell me what modern medications your oc should be taking (but aren’t, due to either their universe or situation)

also as a bonus tell me whether this would fix them or not

#oc questions #oc prompt #dimitri rlly needs some zoloft and melatonin I think. it would definitely not fix him though. #bro needs extremely intensive therapy #OH EDIT HE ALSO NEEDS VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS. because I will project all of my problems onto him #probably needs some vitamin D

[soclonely]

The only reason Palpatine was evil is because he was a sickly child with vitamin deficiency who never got to go outside, touch grass, or take his vitamins because of his overprotective and coddling mother and his very manly space-boomer of a father who lowkey wishes he had forced Sheev into Naboo's youth football league instead of sending him to boarding school with politician's kids

#sheev palpatine #star wars hc #all he needed was a flintstone vitamin #and like 15 minutes a day in the yard

[obsob]

i never post my jus black n white of these so. here is the pencils for a lament for icarus redraw!! im excited to colour this. nothing gets me going like a warm colour palette 

#mine #if i was icarus i simply wouldnt fly too close to the sun #i lov doing these so fun #like brain 0 thoughts i just see and draw its so relaxing #im aware his leggies look weird but they just do. its just like that #hes got rlly skinny legs baby u gotta work those out too #ive never drawn muscle torso before i actually did okay i think hehe #i was. distracted whilst doing it #i had to crop it bc i didnt want to draw his weird lumpy feet but i drew the nymph at the bottom like rlly well #i did her back real good #GOD im so excited to colour this im losing it okay okay #i should have. lunch. i think my mother has eaten all the bread >:( #i need to get room snacks!!!! room sncacks #did i tell u i started taking probiotic vitamins like gut health ones my GOD #when i first saw the packaging i was like does this have 16 BILLION live cultures in it. no it does not #i want to eat 16 billion bacteria #i feel like that would equal ur daily calorie intake. equivalent of eating a small dog #we walked dog yesterday n we had a hire car so i had to have him on my lap hes so wiggly #anyway i will colour this soon n post it eheheheheh gna make icarus trans

[laurelwen]

#nothing and no one can stop me from this downward spiral of text posts #is the susan one too far? i have lost all sense of perspective #and listen nigel does look like he might be in need of some vitamins #like minds #nigel colbie #alex forbes #nigel colbie x alex forbes #like minds 2006 #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #murderous intent #like minds shitposts

[eurekq]

iconned oclasts....

#iconoclasts #doodles #i like this royal. he needs vitamin d and for once i dont mean that as an innuendo

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

Reasons people believe Bruce Wayne is a vampire and his explanations why he’s not (condensed):

- Has to use a parasol and sunglasses whenever he leaves Gotham, claims nocturnal lifestyle caused him to develop highly sensitive eyes and skin intolerant of sunlight.

- Extraordinary ability to slip away unseen, this claim was entirely shrugged off.

-Seems to have an entirely liquid diet, says texture issues make eating solid food not prepared by his butler intolerable.

-Was reported dead only to reappear no less than twice, claims he’s simply very bad at remembering to contact loved ones when he’s leaving for a bit.

- Keeps acquiring children who all exhibit the same bizarre patterns of behavior, simply said quote “like finds like”

- Seemingly superhuman beauty; says that this is due to him, quote, “not being an insecure baby when it comes to wearing makeup” and that, “the standards for men are ridiculously low.”

The public and this reporter remain unconvinced.

#bruce wayne #bruce wayne is a vampire #at least when he’s Batman he can be covered head to toe and utilize automatically tinting lenses #Does Clark have to stifle a laugh every time Bruce comes to Metropolis to help? yes. in fact he usually fails. #in his defense Metropolis is the sunniest city in American #fun fact! you can be alergic to sunlight #What one can tolerate and what you should need to are two very different things #to be fair most Gothamites struggle with sunlight #meanwhile poor Damien is trying to endure vitamin D deficiency like its his latest challenge to test his worth as the son of Batman

[uramilf]

Get that hair back NOW Matthew.

#he needs hair growth vitamins immediately #matty healy #im not happy

[todayisafridaynight]

what do you think the arakawa fam r like with like. food. like in general. is masato particular abt texture. does masumi put too much salt in everything. does Jo like not eat because he hates himself

jo definitely does not eat because he hates himself why do you think they got tsutsumi to play him. man's thin as a rail it's perfect casting

BUT with arakawa you won't catch him dead eating anything less than eye-catching or remarkable. keywords being Catch Him i know my man would like a burger .... it's just appearances and all ... truly is not as high maintenance as he presents himself when in the privacy of his home

i have an essay about masato and his diet/food preferences but i'll keep it tl;dr and say he's a pampered house cat. do not even breathe the word 'take out' to him he'll shrivel up and vomit on the floor. homecooked meals were as healthy as arakawa and sawashiro could make them so the second masato had the chance to try Actual Food that didnt taste like watered almonds that probably solidified his villain origin story. once he got to taste pork bacon instead of turkey bacon for the first time it was all over.

#snap chats #arakawa definitely gootta force feed jo like tryna give your dog vitamins #OH BUT FOOD HCS <3<3<3 i love food ...... my stomach and ninety allergies def dont tho !!!!! #i dont think arakawa would salt his food in public- it can be seen as rude (unless you take a bite first but anyway) #at home he def got that elderly palette... need to eat an actual salt lick ... #i could be funny and project and make masato allergic to Everything but ill do him A Kindness and say he has a typical palette #tbh i dont even think he'd like bacon ... too greasy .... #this was meant to be about all three of them but its slowly turning into a masato analysis post #like its not my fault theres a lot to think of considering His Condition and if his diet is affected because of that #clearly not enough if he can drink enough to concern yumeno but whatever

[lavistapeworm]

hoshino let him go outside and enjoy the weather!! ☀️

#lavi #lavi bookman #dgm #art tag #free him from the chair he needs his vitamin d </3