#he loves his brute

[rabbitprincessthief]

gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

#vaati #minish cap #loz #mc #he's my stupid little squeak squeak and i love him #meta #op #sorry this got long but i have So Many Words about this little bastard #i think he's a really fun foil to ganondorf tbh - #ganondorf looks like a brute force guy but in practice tends largely toward manipulating and long cons and cunning #the appearance of dumb muscle but is actually refined and clever and skilled while also still being built like a brick wall #vaati looks like a classic scheming squishy wizard guy but actually is just cheating and does almost all his nonsense very directly #and his plans tend to be either Do X / ??? / Profit stuff or barely exist at all #to the point where og four swords is gated primarily by your ability to convince great fairies to help you rather than vaati stopping you #ganondorf is a guy given power who wants a magic wish granting artefact #vaati is a guy given a magic wish-granting artefact who decides he wants more power now actually #vaati has had a significant minion approximately once (shadow link) and that was in shared custody with ganon

[wildflowercryptid]

i like to think that the other bb students' perception of florian goes from thinking he's this cool mysterious & melancholic pretty boy trainer from paldea that blazed through the bb elite 4 and nearly beat kieran to wondering how the hell someone who seems to know shit about dick when it comes to battling ended up as an exchange student at a battling-focused school.

#really how did he manage to fool ppl into thinking he's cool TWICE?? #the events of indigo disk really end up twisting ppl's perception of florian #so when he comes back with this cheery demeanor everyone's like ??? #they're even more baffled by how lost he seems during practical lessons ( though his can-do attitude towards improving is pretty endearing ) #florian's definitely a better trainer than he was before teal mask... but he's still bad at fully grasping the mechanics of battling #dude rolls up to a school that specializes in double battles not even knowing that you can optimize your team for that battle style #he really does just brute force his way through battles thanks to all his pokemon being lvl 100 & also full of love #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #hc : (mjv) paldea #chara : florian russel cavallari #mj.txt

[viscerism]

king of one thousand restarts

#ultrakill #scythestuff #art #digital art #ultrakill minos #king minos #minos prime #congratulations to my roommate for finally p-ranking this level #three nights of purely brute forcing it until he learned the pattern and figured it all out himself #i am so proud of him and glad i was there through every second because goddamn it was hilarious #i love this dude though his design is so fucking cool. PAIN IN THE ASS TO DRAW THOUGH. #asshole. making me use cool colors. the fuck. #i've had order on loop for three days #it's so good wtf why does this dude have the most kickass ost in the history of the world what

[saeraas]

#gbf #granblue fantasy #doing his uncap to farm siete better and i love this #agielba #context: he just proposed to her in a wack way and she told him to try again. he thought he did it right and it leads to this exchange #dw she tells him it was pretty romantic for a brute and to try again in a few days #and he starts sobbing at his daughter's birth he's a good dad #well his whole character is about him being a cold hearted mercenary with a big soft spot for his daughter #and it's not always happy as here....

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Thinking plotting scheming of pt, but make it diceyd/ungeons. I think it fits so well; the plot of dd is so cute and its easy to smush existing characters into that universe.

Peppino wishes for his debt to be cleared and for his shop to be successful. Pman wants him and his art to be famous and revered beyond his wildest dreams. Vigi wants Justice or whatever (but hes actually here to be nosy about the ins and outs of the show itself). Noise wants MONEY and FAME. Mysterious man who looks like peppino wants his own shop :). All the pt bosses are dd bosses before going ‘hey, u know what? This gig kinda sucks ass. If u think u can take on the big cheese im jumpin onboard w you’.

Thats all i got LOL i am debating if i still want lady luck to be the boss or let pizzaface be the big bad and just remove the existing dd characters entirely. Pizzahead would always be the jester, and therefore, always be your last die/teammate, which i think is cute heehee hes tired of being a silly little guy no one takes seriously! Hes got silly dreams too!!!! Hes a silly guy w dreams!!!

#chattin #much to think about :) #this is bc i was playing sts and i remembered i made a mockup of his cards and stats #(UNFINISHED; i dont have anything to show im so sorry 😭) #peppino would fit SO well as a modded character in dd too #hed be a brute w shielding mechanics i think #or maybe weaken ? 🤔 #hes not complex like thief hes just gets dice and works w what he has which i think is very fitting #low rolls for weaken; high rolls for damage. very basic #or maybe try to implement his speed by having lots of dice and lots of low roll options for equipment?? i dunno #weh #anyway #cute game #i love it sm and the ending is silly #putting peppino in situations is my favorite pasttime #any kind of roguelite or survival game fits him so well #this is also why i think he would fit PERFECTLY in dont starve #he doesnt want to be broke and he wants to keep his shop in business?? what if i show u the path to riches…. #and now hes like dammit. now im eating bunnies and weird berries to stay alove >:( #ALIVE. my phone made me type alove like eight times and i still fucked it up lmao

[krispycreamsicle]

Song-daozhang, sometimes I feel like you educated people are really the worst at cursing. You just repeat the same words. Nothing creative. No killing power. I haven't used those words since I was seven.

#song lan #xue yang #theuntameddaily #mxtxnet #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mdzs #yi city #*my gifs #so i'm having yi city feelings (what else is new) #but specifically i'm having feelings about how sl chooses to insult xy here #he says 畜生 which can be translated as beast bastard or brute #but it can also be translated as 'domestic animal' #xy's been dehumanized his entire life until a certain blind daoshi saved his life #but even then being a 'monster' being an 'animal' is really all he knows #so it's probably easier for him to rationalize his enjoying his domestic life with xxc and aq in terms of a predator stalking it's prey #he's not really a *human* who craves silly things like *love* or *family* or *security* or anything no no no #he's a beast who's taking his time stalking his prey before he pounces #but song lan calling him a domesticated animal just. flips the power dynamic xy thinks he has with xxc on it's head #if xy's a domesticated animal xxc is his owner. xy isn't the one with the power here it's xxc #(which i think is more accurate but xy would never fully admit this to himself) #and that breaks the illusion. it forces xy to face his actual feelings and how his life actually is without any pretenses #so his mask slips! he drops the smile he's hidden behind and shows that behind that mask he's. well. a frightened animal #also 'those words' that xy stopped using at seven are referring to 畜生. which. that's a spiel for the tags of a different gifset kjhghjk

[ibeoutchea]

Louis being willing to let Claudia go is such a testament to his love for her. He learned that holding on too tight only breeds resentment. Also that she is her own person, with her own set of feelings and can no longer be used as a distraction for his feelings (or Lestat’s ire). We see this when he calls her “sis”, acknowledging her autonomy as a person. Though it’s clear to both of them that he’ll never stop being her father. Her protector. Her knight.

He lets her go though it means he will have to live with loneliness her absence and Lestat’s continued dalliance with Antionette creates. A part of him wasn’t so sure he could even go through that a second time:

 “I teased the sun that night in Jackson Square. Thought about the walking cane and pile of ash they'd find in the morning. But Paul had forever ruined Grace's wedding night, and I would not do the same to Claudia on the anniversary of her escape. If I was to join Dante's World of the Self-Murdered, it would be another night.”

But he knows the price of that choice and won’t have another sister pay it. Instead he goes on to endure the life he’s accepted with Lestat out of fear of change, with only the comfort of knowing he put her happiness first pushing him forward and that has to be enough. 

#interview with the vampire #iwtv 1x06 #iwtv spoilers #iwtv show #interview with the vampire amc #louis de pointe du lac #claudia de pointe du lac #the vampire lestat #lestat x louis #louis x claudia #So much love between these two and the choices they make regarding each other 🥺 #he really would do almost anything for her and i say almost because he will not leave his batshit blonde brute

[illuteridae]

he can’t help it :0(

#frankenstein #rogart #another scanned sketchbook bit ^_^ i love drawing heem hes got such good shapes #colored w my finger on ibis during class weeeee #btw if u care and u can’t read his little thought bubble. it says i’m no brute i’m just drawn that way!

[trans-xianxian]

wen ning fulfills the delightful archetype of "guy who could kill you with terrifying ease using nothing but his bare hands in about five seconds flat but he's just like the nicest guy on earth so he won't"

#I love characters who have like. horrifying brute force power but instead they like to. garden and cook dinner #wouldn't hurt a fly but he Would snap someone clean in half if they threaten his friend #like yeah so true king #ghost posts #text #wn

[ghostlypanda]

reasons to watch rise: "ah, the great lou jitsu. i guess the camera adds 5 feet."

please go support rise of the tmnt by watching the show and movie over on netflix!! 🐀

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise ep end game #rise splinter #rise lou jitsu #rise april o'neil #rise baron draxum #i LOVE this fight so gd much #splints fighting for his sons is everything i wanted to see from him and boy did he deliver #even in his old age he can still kick ass! 💪 #one of my favorite things about this fight is the attention to giving splints weight as he fights #like the way he jumps off foot lieutenant and foot brute's heads he's clearly got some heaviness to him #and when he's rolling over draxum's vines too ugh it's just amazing

[bookworm-2692]

After the absolute carnage and chaos of Session 3 and 4, I desperately wanted to see a graph of everyone’s life left compared to each other, and this is the result of that. I will include close ups of each session below the cut, as well as screenshots of the full (colour-coded!!) data. Updates: Session 5, Session 6, Session 7, Session 8.

Note that I’m using the times that everyone should have based on their kills and deaths, and not what was actually shown (since I know Tango was accidentally given 1.5 hours for his boogey kill instead of just 1 hour, and Skizz hasn’t yet received his 30 minutes for killing Tango), so we’ll see if these times are rectified for Session 5, or if I will adjust my graph to show what is actually used.

Before I show the close ups, I just want to explain the colours used. I picked a base colour for each team and then used a different shade of that colour for each member of the team, to make it easier when looking at a mess of lines. TIES are red because Tango made the bowtie on the tower red (and also because of the red tie in Skizz’s skin, and also Tango’s skin is red). The Bad Boys are green because of all their crops (wheat and potatoes and carrots so far). The Nosy Neighbours are purple because of Watcher-related reasons. Mean Gills are teal because of the coral reef and the warm water colour (and also Scott’s hair). Clockers are orange because Minecraft clocks are gold, and orange is the closest colour to that. Below is a screenshot of all the colour choices I had, and I labeled each one with the player I picked for it

Now for the close ups of each session, with labelling for where each player is at at the end of each session. The grey squiggly downward line is simply the average of all the players’ times at that instant, and the green, yellow, and red horizontal lines mark out 24, 16, and 8 hours respectively. There are no markings for the number of hours, but each gridline is an additional hour, so you can count up and down from the colour-coded lines.

Session 1 close up

Session 2 close up

Session 3 close up

Session 4 close up

So as you can see... there’s less than three hours between the bottom nine people, and a much larger gap from them to the top five. And all three of Skizz’s teammates are amongst those with the most time, so I don’t think Skizz will be first out if TIES play their cards right.

Next I am going to show the data tables I used to generate the graphs! I colour coded them so you can easily see green lives vs yellow lives, and also how often some people switched between them (and you can also see the single second Scar technically turned green during Session 3 before dying, which is also the weird orange vertical line on the graph).

There’s a new row every ten minutes, and every death created two new rows, the first of which is the times a second before the death, and the second is after the death, in order to create the sudden vertical drop.

Deaths are marked with red borders around the box, and time being gained is marked with a green border. All times are in hours and only display to two decimal places, but were calculated down to the second (and the times in hours, minutes, and seconds can be seen at the very left.

Without further ado:

Session 1 data

Session 2 data

Session 3 data

Session 4 data

I find this is a super good visualiser of all the green and yellow switches during the session.

And to visualise the absolute chaos of a specific ten minute segment during Session 3... below shows how much space the chaotic ten minutes takes up in the data due to all the deaths... compared to the entire two hours before it (remembering each row is a new ten minutes or a new death... so for a single ten minute segment to take up almost as much space as two hours, really shows a lot)

Anyway, I had an absolute blast putting all this data together and I’ve spent so much time since the weekend just staring at all the pretty graphs and data. I hope this helps other people keep track of all the death and carnage and times and so on, like it helped me.

#limited life smp #traffic life smp #24lsmp #limlife #i cant remember what other tags people are using for limited life lmao hopefully that works #anyway i love numbers and data and i made this and then couldnt show any of my friends bc none of them had seen session 4 yet #and then i remembered tumblr exists as a place to show things ive made #since my friends werent available yet #anyway follow me for more nerdy maths things or whatever #anyway :D this graph makes me so happy #the only illegal kill that was awarded time was joel in session 2 #no one else has counted #except for tango's extra 30 minutes #which got me thinking bc like tango had 42 minutes left when skizz killed him #but he was supposed to only be on 12 minutes #and i cant help but wonder. if he was on the correct time (16:12:xx) would he have tried to hide for another 12 minutes and go down to #go down to yellow naturally? rather than brute force lose an hour? #because obviously tango didn't think he'd be able to run and escape for another 42 minutes #really makes you think #also i hope they gave skizz his bonus 30 minutes from killing tango when they recorded earlier today #anyway i should stop rambling in the tags so i can actually press post and you guys can see my cool graph haha #also its 11pm i need to go to sleep too probably #edit: my sister wants me to mention that she helped me pick the colours lmao #thanks sister i appreciate it #altho i think i made most decisions and you just agreed with them but whatever #my spreadsheets

[eggmacguffin]

writing Jason Todd is an exercise in futility if you don't take class and specifically your own relationship with classism into account.

#so much comic stuff that i can comfortably dismiss as non canon bc it was so transparently borne of the writer's biases #oh jason is just inherently meaner and rougher? oh his dad was abusive but that is treated with zero sympathy by the narrative? #oh he doesn't 'act educated' to you? he's the 'brute' of the batfamily? #he missed like a year of school taking care of his mom but that is treated as matter of fact bc poor kids dont matter? #the fact that he loved school and also missed so much of it are never considered in the same breath bc the jason who #loved school was robin jason and the jason who missed school was poor jason. whose life and feelings and comfort are inherently worth less? #you can spot a bad jason writer at 100 paces bc they always start by blaming his parents for being poor in the first place

[randanopterix]

Did you guys like that Jake Lee vs Yuki Yoshioka match

#Jake Lee Big #yuki yoshioka little #I swear to god I loved this match for more than cumbrained reasons #it was genuinely really interesting watch Yosh have to cope with a wrestler so much larger than him #in DG he’s used to being on the larger side of the roster #and he can rely on his brute strength to give him an advantage #but against someone HUGE like Jake he really doesn’t have much of a strategy #in that way he’s almost at more of a disadvantage against Jake than one of his smaller roster members #because someone like Dia or Dragon Kid know how to fell giants because basically everyone is bigger than they are #so when Yoshioka just sort of goes for Jake’s legs when the match begins all he does is struggle and exhaust himself #wasting precious time and energy that I think costs him the match in the long run #because by the time he remembers that his primary advantage is that he’s a speedy Dragongate boy with explosive striking power #it’s kind of too late #Jake Lee #Yuki Yoshioka #Dragongate #pro wrestling Noah #Noah N1 Victory 2023

[epidorpio]

#cookie run #choco werehound brute #okay are you ready to hear me ramble? good. #i love charles. while half of the time he tries to be intimidating (and certainly is); the other half is #silly #have you seen his overworld sprites? he looks TINY. a little mans #and when he sits he is like a tiny plushie #this man is NOT intimidating sometimes #and i love that #charles. don carlos. schwarzwälder. i love you. #idk; its overworld sprites look.... chibi? i dont know (not complaining!) and he's always like 'ARE YOU READY TO BE FLATTENED!?' #yes little guy; come on; lets get you some tea

[itsbrucey]

Need to cement myself as the Darryl Wilson mutual otherwise it'll all have been for nothing

#thinking about him so. bad tonight #Yeah im the king of Darryl Wilson ( has drawn him once and refuses to post my analysis/theories) #Matt Arnold made a character that hits all my weak spots. the perfect man #I LOVE A GENTLE BRUTE. I LOVE A KIND BEAST. I LOVE A POWERFUL AGGRESSIVE LOVER HUGGER DEFENDER #Big thing for me where the Wilson's are like. all defenders. the tanks. built to last. doused in blood for their friends in thick and thin #also hes catholic and boy am i afraid of religion but also boy am i so down to analyze the fuck outta it #I will always. be in tears over the Omega Daddies confrontation scene/battle where Darryl is fucking. bolting #and carrying paeden and anybody he can grab. or when he catches Grant midair in Four Knights #“BEAR HUG! SALMON!” oh my im fuckinf sick to my stomach #Also Hands being a massive part of him. handshakes hand trauma being very hands on and crafty and touch oriented. #i need to bite a chunk out of his shoulder like a wild animal MATT ARNOLD YOU WILL PAY #also he keeps making out with married men as a married man and thats king behavior. wrestle with that internalized guilt big guy! #anyway im tired as hell and this melatonin kicking in. nobody die while im gone ok love you byeeee

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

Op… you make a lot of interesting claims in this post. To get the facts straight before I go on a rant… 1) George claims that Rhaegar was a love struck prince 2) the books don’t mention anything about any marriages being annulled/anyone being set aside 3) seems like Dorne has no issue with Rhaegar and 4) Ned literally never thinks anything bad about Rhaegar… but thinks ill of Robert.

First off, a man trapped in a duty bound marriage and finding love outside that marriage is completely different from a whoremonger shouting about his love while visiting brothels whenever he could. And guess what… Ned straight up thinks that Rhaegar didn’t seem like someone who’d visit brothels. Robert and Rhaegar couldn’t be any more different.

And when did Lyanna want to be wild and free? When is it ever said that Rhaegar locked her in the tower of joy and that Lyanna was a prisoner?

Ned never even alludes to there being any truth in any of these claims. What we do know is that Lyanna greatly resembles Arya in looks and personality… and Arya wants to be a high septon and kings counselor, meaning Arya wants to have a position of power and not be reduced to a baby making machine. Going off of that… it seems like Lyanna didn’t want to be “wild and free,” she just wanted to be treated with respect. The only reason Arya is even treated like she’s wild is because she doesn’t conform to the Westerosi standards for highborn women.

And of course she’d feel miserable when she heard Aerys killed her brother and father. Aerys. Not Rhaegar. I wouldn’t even be surprised if she felt guilt about what happened, but in the end it was Aerys who brutally killed them. And then Rhaegar goes to protect his family and dies, and then Rhaegar’s family is brutally killed and then Lyanna dies. George did claim that the greatest love stories are the tragedies (i may be misremembering but i know he said something along the lines of that lmao).

Op, you claim that Rhaelyas love would’ve died after getting news of the Starks deaths, and then you try to suggest that Rhaegar may have been keeping Lyanna isolated from news in Dorne… like please pick a story to go with! And Rhaelyas love dying or Lyanna not being kept updated on what was going on outside of Dorne just doesn’t seem to be true. When reading Neds chapters, it seems like Lyanna was fully aware of what happened to Rhaegar’s children and Elia… as Lyanna pleaded with Ned like how Sansa pleaded with Ned to not kill Lady (hope i’m not misremembering here lol). And Rhaegar dying with a woman’s name on his lips (likely Lyanna’s name) and Lyanna clutching a winter rose (this may just be symbolism for baby Jon tbh) until she passed away seems to contradict your belief that their love died.

Also, where are you getting the “Rhaegar would suggest to set aside his kids and wife to marry Lyanna” from? The show? You mention how Lyanna would not be okay with this, and I agree that Lyanna would never be fine with setting Elia and Elia’s children aside. But even thinking that Rhaegar would ever even suggest setting aside Elia and his children is bonkers. Like seriously… there was so much tension between Aerys and Rhaegar that the Royal court was said to have begun looking like the situation before the Dance of the Dragons. And Dorne was Rhaegar’s greatest support! Why would it make any sense for him to annul his marriage with Elia? And please remember that during the sack Rhaenys hid under her fathers bed. The text supports him loving his kids/his child who wasn’t a baby seeking to be protected by him so why would he endanger them and their positions? (and no, disappearing with Lyanna for awhile isn’t him endangering his family. Aerys was the one who endangered his family (hot take brandon was the one who endangered the starks like wth was he thinking???). and tbh it seems like Aerys knew exactly where to find Rhaegar so did Rhaegar and Lyanna even disappear? or were they just keeping their location a secret from the rebels? the rebels who ended up killing Rhaegar’s family?)

I will say that how op first started to characterize Lyanna is something I agree with, her being principled, noble, honorable, and just with a sensitive side seems to be true, but then op goes on to continue to claim that Lyanna was wild and that she had little regard as to how other people perceived her. There’s no reason for us to believe that she didn’t care about what others thought of her or that she was wild and wanted freedom more than anything, it just seems like she dared to tread away from what was expected of Westerosi highborn women and that she didn’t want to be married to Robert. And guess what… Robert ended up being an abuser! *gasp* Lyanna dear… you clocked Robert right away.

And seriously… how does any of what op mentioned back up their claim that Lyanna would never resign herself to the position of a mistress? Is being a mistress/paramour really that bad? Does it truly seem like Lyanna would look down on those women? Her mini me Arya doesn’t look down on the courtesans of Braavos who occupy a similar position as mistresses in society. And it seems like plenty of noblewomen have been mistresses in the past and they are still as respected as a woman can be in Westerosi society. Missy Blackwood and Elaena Targaryen are right there. And Op, if Lyanna was Rhaegar’s mistress, why would you think that Lyanna couldn’t have been happy? Are we going to doubt Ellarias happiness and her love of Oberyn because they weren’t married? Should I doubt Rhaenyra and Harwins happiness because Rhaenyra was married to Laenor? Rhaegar and Elias marriage was not a love match. And if Rhaegar and Lyanna did marry… ever wonder if polygamy was introduced as a Valyrian practice by George to hint at Rhaegar taking a second wife? Should I now doubt Rhaenys and Aegons happiness and love because Rhaenys was Aegons second wife?

Now can we please stop acting like two people married due to duty have any reason to love each other? Nedcat seems to be an exception in Westeros. Lyanna and Rhaegar falling in love isn’t ruining Elia and Rhaegar’s marriage when love wasn’t there in the first place.

haha my whole post is a bit messy i just wanted to get my thoughts out :)

fuckkkk i want to tag more (my tags are a mess lmao no i’ve not gone through them and no they will not make any sense)

#robert was a brute #when did lyanna seem disgusted by roberts bastards? #seems like she was just disgusted by roberts behavior of claiming to love her while visiting brothels #say it with me folks: there’s not a single mention of rhaegar loving elia their marriage was for duty #so no rhaegar is not like robert bc rhaegar found love outside of his marriage of duty #robert treated lyanna like an object and never even saw/loved the real her #lyanna clocked that and later fell in love with a man who loved the real her #aka the knight of the laughing tree #yeah the text hasn’t truly confirmed anything yet but at least my version of events isn’t contradicted by the books #omg ppl need to stop acting like being a mistress is some morally corrupt position god damn #nedcat you will always be famous #but jon snow will always be even more famous #bc he’s rhaelyas love child #rip rhaegar lyanna and elia i’ll save you guys from tumblr bad takes #i love that george makes it clear that marriages of duty can be nasty affairs #and tumblr desides to demonize characters who dared to find love instead of criticizing the system of selling daughters off like broodmares #like bruh i would be sooo happy to learn if elia had a paramour on the side #i’m looking at you elia x ashara shippers #tho i don’t think that they had a romantic relationship i do find it hilarious that ppl who claim rhaegar is horrible and endangered his #…family turn around and applaud elia for potentially doing the same… #couldn’t be me tho i pretend that rhaelya and their children are perfectly happy and that elia found love as well #as i think rhaelya were well in their rights to go against the system that tried making them miserable and i hope elia did the same #these tags are a mess and kinda don’t make sense lmao #rhaegar targaryen you will always be famous #asoiaf fandom critical #rip boar you will be missed #robert deserved worse #ppl need to stop acting like rhaelya is homewrecking when george himself calls elia and rhaegar’s marriage complex #jon will learn that his parents were in love and he’ll learn good shit about them and he’ll think good thoughts about them #and then this fandom will go insane and jon will start being hated like dany for daring to love his parents