#he just thought itd be funny to see peppers reaction

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake

Peter:What sort of mistake?

Tony: I got really drunk with Rhodey last night and we thought it'd be really funny if we got married

Harley: You married Rhodey!? Pepper is gonna kill you!

Tony: Are you gonna help me or not!?

Peter and Harley: No. PEPPER! PEPPER COME DOWN HERE!

Tony: NO NO NO!

Peter and Harley: *hysterical laughter*

#Pepper is gonna kill tony #peter and harley find it really funny #heres a secret #rhodey wasnt actually really drunk #he just thought itd be funny to see peppers reaction #and it was worth it #pepper still hasnt forgiven tony #and it was 4 years ago #tony and rhodey celebrate their anniversary #tony never forgets it but he did once forget his and peppers #pepper was not pleased #tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #mcu #incorrect tony stark quotes #tony stark quotes