#he got our asses

[yeehawbvby]

#he got our asses #nightbringer lucifer is genuinely such a shit it’s so funny #obey me #obey me! #obey me nb #obm nightbringer #omnb #omnb spoilers #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer spoilers #nightbringer lucifer #nightbringer devilgram #obey me devilgram #lucifer om #lucifer obey me #obey me lucifer #devilgram spoilers #<- just in case idk this is from a free first part

[somebluemelodies]

roier really bamboozled us on a second level first qroier got turned into a rat and then ITS NOT EVEN JUST THE CUBITO HALLUCINATING ITS FUCKING REALLLLL

#BAMBOOZLED SQUARED #HE GOT OUR ASSES #roier #qsmp roier #qsmp

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die' #another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings' #also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special' #also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages #im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe #sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth #cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine #Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED #and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass #fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted #and he actually WAS able to rescue people #but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach #there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked #negligence all around #anyway #oceangate

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 234

More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au! 

Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form. 

One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust. 

Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage. 

At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now. 

Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core- 

“What the fuck.” 

Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-

Oh.

It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort. 

Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #The Class Pulls a Tiamat #The ennead finding lil baby Lex: Oh no the poor baby… our baby now #Lex as an adult seeing reporter also from smallville: Oh thank fuck- pretend I didn’t say that #Lex raised by the chaos 9 would be twice as horrifying #Lex got tossed over to this small town whenever his bio-father got tired of him #But he has a new mom-dad now & was raised as a feral lil shit #Acts like an ass still towards other rich people #But he was raised by a feral hydra and it SHOWS the first time someone tries to kidnap him #Liminal Lex Luthor #What happened to Lionel? They DEFINITELY didn’t eat him #Ennead: Son you better not become a hero plz you will lose so much sleep & your schoolwork will suffer- #Luthor feels better about Superman because he knows there’s things that CAN defeat him if he turns evil #That’s even if he still ends up in Metropolis lol #Or if he stays human and doesn’t learn dragon shapeshifting from his new parents lol #PFFT Lex Luthor collecting kryptonite not to use against Superman but for hoarding purposes lmao

[candied-cae]

Real talk y’all?

They musta put something extra special in his water this season because - lord have mercy - he is GLOWING and I am ON MY KNEES. I keep coming back to this one just to look at him. Look at him, y'all. LOOK AT HIM!

HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I'M GOING TO DIE!

JUST ONE CHANCE- JUST ONE CHANCE IS ALL I ASK-

#Cae Has Lots of Feelings About Our Flag Means Death #The prettiest man in the world #I'm obsessed with him #As I should be #Look at the material #Zoom in on all the flaws he doesn't have #Take it all in #Because holy shit #It astounds me every damn time #He's simply the cutest patootie on the big blue sea #and I am weak for it #This cast is way too attractive for queer people #and they're starring in the queer show! #They got hot men and hot women and hot enbies and we're just supposed to survive? #No. They pulled us in with the good ass show and got us by surprise #I'm spending hours watching and rewatching this goddamn show full of pretty people I can't kiss and it's painful but so sweet I keep coming #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #Oluwande #Oluwande Boodhari #Yes. he served last season too. But… damn it’s a different ball game this year <3

[supjello]

just experienced the druids turning against the tieflings for the first time and am feeling Some Sort of Way about the sibs fighting back to back, dammon calming everyone down, and rolan coming in ridiculously clutch during the fight

#bg3 #dammon and rolan being the very first tieflings to rush over and prepare to face kagha... even before zevlor got there... #rolan casting thunderwave as his first spell... genuinely saving our asses as he bought me more time to situate my party better... #idk if this is worth putting in the tags but i hadn't seen some of this dialogue before so #dammon #rolan #forgive the graphics i'm away from my usual setup and am holding my poor macbook at gunpoint trying to play #also if you're going 'hmm why does the back of your bard's head look exactly like dammon's—' listen. listen...

[frnkiebby]

these absolute babes~🎃

#poor ray looks so done #ik bby your rat terrier got into your adderall again #but seriously frank #he looks like he’s worn rays last nerve down to a frayed thread #the poor thing looks like he just wants to go curl up in bed and sleep for a thousand years #also #what on earth is frank standing in that is making his 5’6 ass tall enough to put his arm around ray motherfucking toros shoulders #seriously #ray monday #our precious ray of sunshine #ray toro #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[marcmorrigan]

According to the artist, when it was suggested that a smile might benefit the look of the finished portrait, Attaché Nohell reportedly replied, "I thought the purpose of this was to be honest."

Super fun commission of @waterloggedsoliloquy's OC Sicely Nohell (they/them) and their terrible, horrible, no good, very bad lusus figure Commanding Officer.

#star wars #grand admiral thrawn #thrawn #homestuck #fantroll #sicely nohell #my art #commission #digital painting #waterloggedsoliloquy #other peoples ocs #THIS ONE WAS SOOO FUN TO DO I LOVE CECILS CHARACTERS SO MUCH #AND YALL SHOULD ALL GO LOOK AT CECILS WORK. TRULY ONE OF MY BIGGEST CREATIVE INSPIRATIONS. CECILS WORK KNOCKS ME ON MY ASS!!! #oughhh. comicse... please all go read the guardians dilemma i CANNOT recommend it enough its a masterpiece #and!!! sicely is also in cecils nuzlocke per aspera ad astra!!! which is ongoing and SO PHENOMENAL #just like. wow. a remarkable storyteller who creates some of the most delightful characters ive ever encountered. #this comm was also super fun bc i got to badger one of my boyfriends about niche star wars lore which he was THRILLED ABOUT #between the three of us (rayce cecil and me) im pretty sure we know Literally Everything there is to know about SW & HS lol #really just the ultimate intersection of our various special interests on this one #ANYWAY. THANK YOU CECIL FOR LETTING ME DRAW THEMMM THIS WAS A DELIGHT AND TRUST. I WILL BE DOING IT AGAIN. #alternate sicely dialogue is the “nothing to smile about in my life” meme obvs

[cluescorner]

Canto 6 was incomplete

Literally why are we there? Like, we just go to a manor that's in t-corp I guess. But why are we there? We've got another Heathcliff and he's cool but he just shows up pissed off for no reason and then we leave? Weird af. Nelly, Linton, and Josephine were cool and Hindley...existed. But it's a weirdly low number of supporting characters, and I guess that 1 really important and cool one could have made up for it but that didn't happen. Even the Mili song felt incomplete, like only 1/2 of it was there! Such an odd choice to make at the halfway mark for our 12 sinners. It just feels like a lot of stuff was missing and it's really sad because I was excited for Heathcliff's canto.

#canto 6 spoilers #limbus company #heathcliff #I really loved how much he loved *REDACTED* #this is a joke obv #I'll give my more thorough thoughts once I'm not drowning in work/got some time to remove myself from sheer HYPE mode #but overall? loved it. not as much as Canto 5 but Canto 5 just hit all of my favorite things. #and to be compared to Canto 5 is an unfair fate for anything. it'd be like comparing Aquaman to Dr. Manhattan it's just not how that works #at least not to me #I felt the lows of this chapter and resonated with them. I really liked most the characters (not Hindley though that's a personal thing) #and I'm sure that the 'Carmen shows up like the PS5 in our brain' moment probably kicks ass if you know who she is and why we care #which I did not so I didn't really get that. still a cool moment but it didn't hit like it did for other people. #final fight? a slog and tough and tbh kinda unfun at times. I think that kinda adds to it though. we're stuck in a horrible loop. #the initial fight against alternate Heathcliff was still the height of the canto for me. that kicked SO MUCH ASS and it was a good twist

[monkiinart]

made a little village in starbound and got extremely attached to the silly villagers that flocked to it

#THE ROBO GIRLS ARE GIRLFRIENDS... they keep doting on eachother its the best #Anton is our depressed fairy godmother and he's doing his best #kata and angel run a shitty business and do no more then the bare minimum go girls give us nothing #Aciak is a menace who tried blackmailing Anton TWICE and the poor lad just keeps falling for his antics #Arjun rlly is the human male of the village... he got the biggest house and REFUSES to share it. it doesnt even matter bc he hangs out at- #his Hot Ape GF's house all the time!! he likes sitting behind her pc to play flashgames. She doesnt care for his presence #mahuiti is just a weird ass selling flowers. thats all #starbound #its rlly fun to me how natural their traits came to me... they do silly stuff

[movedtodykedvonte]

I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.

The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.

#uncle Ben dies still but it’s not Peters fault but he ends up idolizing super hero’s hard #cause he believes that if one got there in time he could’ve been saved and dreamed of being the hero to do it #and then he got bit on a school feild trip to an oscorp sponsored science center where a mysterious new breed of spider was being shown and #got out and being the brave boy he is he found and caught it but not before being bit #all the villains are the same age if not a tad younger give or take a year #and they alls are like does that new hero seem a little childish? yeah he acts like a 4th grader and peters like #um actually a 5th grader 🤓 #he’d still be scarily smart for a kid his age cause the villains are only slightly more forgiving in this version #all his friends are his age and he’s a paper boy for the daily bugle instead and he would end his adventures reading the paper about his #exploits like his very own comic book and he sends in pictures of himself doing dumb stuff as a joke but Jameson is like #this ten year old is our best photographer and Eddie ‘grown ass has beef with a kid’ Brock hates him #like tbh only harry mj gwen and his high school mates are his age villains are adults cause it’s funnier #peter parker #peter b parker #spider-man #spiderman #spidersona #Spiderverse #a technicality but yeah #Spider-Man(?) au #I’m gonna think about this for a bit

[soplapinga]

I roll w plulalie really REALLY hard even if it doesn't seem like it and it's merely because the way their dynamic has been going on as for now its EXACTLY just like how me and my now boyfriend used to be AND kinda even how we first met. I saw him once on the school hallways and immediately got a "crush" on him, like one of those "we are in different classes we will never know eachother he would NEVER like me also he's so cool so it's utterly impossible and delusional" type of crush. Go figure we actually fucking met at an anime convention a month after through me meeting another friend who lives in a whole ass different city and strictly knew from Instagram but apparently was ??? Their childhood best friend ????? And he also apparently just went to the con to accompany them to meet this random person (me) they had talked to through Instagram ????????? Fucking wild actually. Anyways we started talking after this and ended up hanging out all summer then somehow got put in the same class next year????? I spent the whole time talking to anyone who knew us about how GREAT he is and SO COOL and pretty and everything and how out of his league I was. That btw I still think I am I don't know how I pulled that. We spent all school year sitting together and annoying the fuck out of everybody else in the class by being the most obliviously in love motherfuckers ever to the point a fucking bet was made. No seriously one day at the almost end of the school year after we finally started ACTUALLY dating we shared a little kiss and instantly a round of cheering and a "YALL OWE ME 5 MOTHERFUCKERS" was heard. We didn't even knew any of these people. Oh also he was the one who got into Nevermore first and then after reaching like chapter 50 sent me the link like "please read this theres this failure ass catboy who is basically you i need you to acknowledge this shit" and made me read it. he was right in me and pluto being the same fucking person btw also he identifies A LOT w Eulalie too, as a cute little fact

#Is this anything #oh also IN APRIL 30 WE HAVE OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY #!!!!!!! #sorry for the long ass rant I love talking about my boyfriend #last night I got drunk and dont remember anything from it but apparently I did call him to strictly repeatedly tell him “Ily” for an hour #its alright he was reading about backrooms and just put me on speaker like a podcast #nevermore #nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #plulalie #pluto nevermore #eulalie nevermore #pluto x eulalie

[will-wood-confessions]

I lied about my age to get into a Will Wood concert. I waltzed into that concert at the age of 15 pretending to be 18 and my dad only went with it because he had already bought the tickets and he was going to get his money's worth

(rant in tags)

#anon you better pray Will doesn’t find out abt this account and see this confession #I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I didn’t do something similar tho #it wasn’t a Will wood show (since I only got into his stuff during April this year and that was when he already stopped doing live shows 💔) #but my older sister (who was already 18+ at the time) helped me sneak into an 18+ event #dw it wasn’t anything absolutely ns/fw or something it was just some random ass concert #edit: btw I just remembered the concert was 18+ but it was also 14+ with an adult #I was 13 at the time so it still wasn’t really a good idea for me to be there #definitely wasnt our proudest moment - i dont even remember most of it and i wasnt even a fan of that band #i guess where im going with this is just #dont do shit like this #will wood confessions #ww confessions 130 - 139 #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #wii woo #wee woo

[dynamitekansai]

wwe: C’mon Solo Sikoa, you know you want to 🎤🤣

#wrestling #wwe #smackdown #the rock #solo sikoa #jimmy uso #roman reigns #the bloodline #fave #i will never stop advocating for solo to get an award for having to deal with his whole ass fam (and sami) and having to not break #LOOK AT JIMMY ABSOLUTELY NOT HELPING LMAO #also the crowd chanting for him after this pleeease #he is def the baby of the bunch bc they all very much (affectionately) give him hell like it #wwe: solo is the enforcer. big. intimidating. bloodline: got it. but he is also baby. our baby. we are gonna bully the baby. #rock probably also said this one looks too much like rikishi and im going to take that personally