#he fits all the criteria

[atlas-is-busy]

He could've been a Tumblr sexyman. He deserved to be a Tumblr sexyman, and we deprived him of that.

#meet the robinsons #he fits all the criteria #also he's just splendid #atlas rambles sometimes

[1captainjordan4]

At this point how can i NOT vote for Joe Hills

#Hermitcraft #Joe hills #He fits all the criteria #And he aint bad looking #But also there's scar and cleo #Theyre my top 3 <3

[dionysus-suggestions]

You guys are all about the harkness test until someone mentions Scoobert Doo

#he fits all the criteria #I wouldn’t fuck him but like I don’t see it as any weirder than people wanting to fuck the emo lion from lion king 2

[randomnerd737]

Patron saint of the aroaces and chaotic/curious random nerds

-💙

ye thank you anon

#I'm gonna take this to mean I'm also the patron saint of Logan sanders #he fits all the criteria #logan sanders #nerd #random asks #anon asks #ask

[beefosaur]

something that terrifies me is if kh was like actually a large mainstream fandom MoM would 100% be a tumblr sexy man and it keeps me awake at night.

#he fits all the criteria #funny man #kills ppl #fr #kingdom hearts

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

love how, when Charlie goes to heaven, and the court tries to decide what can get a soul into heaven, one of the criteria is "stick it to the man"

then Adam shows up in hell and announces himself as THE Man™, literally. and Sir Pentious gets into heaven by, well, sticking it to him XD

#like yes he sacrificed himself for love and all that #but we already know heaven and hell dont operate as the ultimate moral judgments that theyre supposed to be #demons showing mercy to angels; sinners trying to be redeemed while in hell; angels being cruel and bloodthirsty; etc. #but by the criteria that heaven came up with #he fit the bill #and i thought it was hilarious how Adam was bragging about being The Man becoz he really set the stage #for them all to stick it to The Man (himself) lmao #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel spoilers

[toaster-fire-art]

average friend group

#just some special lil guys #they're just kids *sobs* #THEM!! #my art #toasterfireart #tian ye ke #faraway wanderers #tyk #priest novels #zhang chengling #gu xiang #cao weining #bisexual ppl be like #shl #word of honor #i cant believe i've never really drawn any of them esp. zhang chengling hes so dumb i love him #completely useless boy that fits all criteria of main charcter but stright up isn't kills me lmao #i would give up all mortal possessions for gu xiang #i really want to just draw a buch of characters i haven't before #like a practice thing i guess? #i havn't finished rereading qy but i was drawing zzs and yk how it goes

[your-honor-im-zesty]

Jason Grace is the definition of the golden child, FIGHT ME

#change my mind i dare you #double dog dare you actually #jason grace my beloved #jason grace #hoo #pjo #heroes of olympus #jason grace stan #my boy fits all the criteria #he's always expected to be perfect #cuz god forbid the son of jupiter makes a mistake #he's terrified of failing #he feels immense guilt over things NOT EVEN HIS FAULT #no hobbies whatsoever because his entire childhood was spent pleasing his father #need i go on?

[mwolf0epsilon]

Hey @enigmatist17 your clone tier list is great!

Rank Tier Reasoning:

S+ - Impactful (These characters' appearances/story arc live rent free in my brain and I cannot get enough of them)

S - Underutilized Potential (These characters could have their own show and rise to S+ specifically on their own strengths if people actually gave them the chance)

A - Interesting Concept (There's something to these characters that could be further explored in many interesting ways)

B - Could Be Built Upon/Needed More Screen-time (I don't feel a particular connection to these characters due to how quickly they came and went but there's potential there too)

C - There's Something There/Needs More Work (These characters mean very little to me but I acknowledge they can either grow or have grown writing-wise)

D - Unchanging Characterization/Poorly Written 'Cool Guy' (Has literally experienced no character growth and runs on one singular trait that is better written in other characters, and has remained detestable in my books even if they are a fandom favourite)

#star wars #the clone wars #the bad batch #I am very particular about the characters I am fond of and they have to fit a certain criteria #I begrudgingly admit TBB S2 raised my expectations of Tech and Crosshair #specifically because Tech was capable of sacrificing himself for the greater good of his team #and (if what people have been gushing about on twitter and tumblr is true) Crosshair has actually grown exponentially as a character #Wrecker was always fine in my books (despite the fandom/writing team continuously infantilizing him) #It's Hunter who hasn't changed at all and he's still the prick I immediately disliked when he was introduced in season 7 of TCW #All the power to whoever likes him and can see the potential in him #lord knows I can see the potential in my own favorites that a lot of people don't see or find detestable

[disasterhimbo]

Do y’all think hypochondriacs exist? I think if they are a thing, they’re far more rare than medical professionals believe and pop culture suggests. The term seems to be used mostly to tell people with undiagnosed stuff, “shut up, you’re fine”

#disability #my post #original post #personal #currently attempting to see a specialist for hEDS and/or ME/CFS #all I know is I’m in pain and tired always and I want to know why and try to do something about it #my PCP sucks so bad #but I at least got him to say he’ll give me a referral if I find someone who’s willing to see me #he clearly believes I don’t actually have anything going on though (or at least not those) #even though I showed him the beighton scale stuff and I fit the diagnostic criteria #ranting a little bit oops lol

[muzzleroars]

[persona 5] [cyberpunk au]

fully committed to giving yaldabaoth a happy ending in the cyberpunk au tbh...sometimes, humans need to take responsibility for what they make, you know?

#YOU KNOW how i was talking about how yal fits all the criteria of an ai villain? #and how he was only doing what he was programmed to do??? #well i'm tired of that trope in media just ending with humans destroying the ai!!! #so i decided to go full self indulgent with the end of this au lol #with akira deciding that he wants to try to understand yal #and sort of take responsibility for what humans created #redeeming yal ONCE AGAIN....what else is new..... #persona 5 #p5 #akira kurusu #yaldabaoth #cyberpunk au #doodle tag

[subarashiihibi]

logging onto tumblr and seeing blatant ableism was not something i was expecting but Alright

#izaya is the official number 1 cluster b pd ambassador #me personally ive always been a firm believer in bpd izaya but after doing more research on aspd #i get it like it really does make sense esp a lot of little things here and there #just a horrible take in general i fear. rethink your life choices if yr being ableist over a hc #and shoutout to whoever brought the aspd izaya hc to life 💞💞 #i dont usually talk abt 'drama' or whatever but it's so disheartening to see #rly it shouldnt matter that much for someone to make a whole damn post fussing over it #regardless of whether or not izaya has aspd he is beautiful and it shouldnt be that huge of a deal that is my honest opinion #as in if yr that hung up over 'nooo izaya cant have aspd he has empathy!!!!🥺🥺' #1) just go to hell and 2) this should not affect how you regard him that much and if it does you are not worthy of liking him #er thats just me being petty but rly i mean it! it's all unconditional love for izaya here. #actually one more thing i do want to say i really do appreciate the creator of this hc i said it earlier but like #i love analyzing izaya as a character but i am admittedly SO BAD at forming meaningful explanations and stuff #so smth to not only do that but also explain how he fits the aspd diagnostic criteria and how it all lines up... it's really cool #ok sowrry i wont ramble anymore. im writing a damn essay in these tags 😭

[the-woman-upstairs]

Insane to realize that Julia’s the outlier in Ethan’s love life because his type is very clearly bossy British babes.

#and he’s so valid for that #what rewatching all the MI films in a week does to motherfucker #and yes of course Benji is included in this #mission impossible #ethan hunt #i know MI2 is not regarded fondly but Thandiwe Newton is drop dead gorgeous in that one #and fallout does give a slight nod to her character which is cool #also love that car/motorcycle chases are part of ethan’s love language #tho julia does fit the adrenaline junkie criteria which i always thought was cute #claire’s an interesting case but i think it boils down to the terrible situation and uh some mommy issues #i don’t really count her as a love interest in the same way

[if-one-of-us-falls]

the universe is april fools pranking me by making me nostalgic for a middlegrade book i haven't read in 13 years

#is dustfinger blorbo material??? #was farid my first fictional son??? he probably fits all the criteria. oh my god #inkheart

[pcktknife]

its NOT about how much they'd sell whatttt.. im not gonna fight for jack obvi but its character importance + their hold as a sexyman . of course jack is an og but ingo is cuter and deserved that win. ok

it's actually funny considering ingo is an og too technically, he's not older than jack but he is older than bill cipher and the onceler as we all know are notable and legitimate sexyman.

#i hear he and emmet had quiiite the following in japan and if the polls having them ranked above the major characters of their own game is #anything to go off of then like yeah he fits the criteria he did have a hold and their separate fandom revived bc of another minor cameo #this was just another instance of black and white being slept on yet again 😔 #i think thats all correct u know my info is sometimes all over the place lol #asks

[feral-and-or-horny]

Opinion on the Ginger Snaps series?

I haven't seen it, but one of my classmates talked about it in her presentation on the trend in horror to vilify female puberty and sexuality

#its was an awesome presentation #though one of our classmates (an asshole I've actually talkes about on here before) said some dumb shit #first he said he didn't realize it was a trend in fiction #and then he tried to argue that C A R R I E didn't fit the criteria #Carrie..the one where the catalyst is a girl getting her period..developing psychic abilities..maturing as a woman.. #and ultimately commiting mass murder as the culmination of events #that Carrie #when we all argued he admitted he'd never read the book or seen any of the movies. he just read a review #i fuckin hate that guy #my answer