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sketchfanda · 8 months

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Chestnut Stud Across the Multiverse: Samus on the Prowl

Samus yawned as she at bored atop her perch at the lifeguard tower, observing the scenery laid before her. A cozy community swimming pool swarming and teeming with swimsuit clad patrons as she pouted adorably, feeling so bored out of her mind. Her toned statuesque form on display,as in a form fitting red one piece swimsuit which at the least reminded her of her zero suit. Which she reminded herself, along with her armour was stored way safe and secure back at her hotel room, the blonde bounty hunter thinking to herself the next time she saw Jaco, she was going to smack him upside his big dumb round head!! Still all the same, the red one piece felt as cozy and comfy as her zero suit. And the temperature and weather were pristine especially as it wasn't often she went much anywhere civilian wise especially outside of her armour. So okay Jaco had to go remind her the Galactic Patrol had found she worked and saved up way too many paid vacation days and she simply had to use them or lose them and earth was a relatively quiet enough planet to enjoy it on. But he didnt have to be a such a roundabout little ET about it damnit! But that was for when her vacation time came to an end and when she could quietly resign from this job. For now all she to do was stand around, look pretty in her red one piece and ensure lives remained safe and peaceful. Broken out of her thoughts as a toned, equally sexy blonde woman in a two piece white bikini made her way on over to the lifeguard tower. Catching her attention as she spoke to her.

Samus:yes can I help you miss? 18:that’d be just swell,yes it’s about my husband,I think he’s having a bad case of heat stroke can you come on over and check to make sure he’s okay? Samus:of course,not at all ma’am, let’s see if I can help you with your problem…

18, an odd name for a woman I Yiu asked her, but not like she was one to talk, sounded sincere enough if oddly calm about such a slight issue. But as the lifeguard on patrol,she had a code and responsibility to adhere to as she followed her fellow blue eyed blonde to where her man was located. Heads turning as many a patron,man and woman alike was in awe of the toned sexy blondes. You’d swear they could almost pass for sisters,if not outright twins. As samus found 18 taking her to a little cove spot behind a stack of rocks,showing her where her husband was. There laying quietly and calmly on a towel was a compact,five foot eben fellow with quite the body on him. Sculpted muscle glistening in the sun,shades over his eyes as he seemed dead to the world with his peacefully he was napping. Samus quirking an inquisitive brow as she looked back and forth between 18 and the shortstack Adonis just lying there quietly.

Samus:seems fine to me for a guy you say has heatstroke. 18:*matter of fact tone* Well as the lifeguard isn’t it best you sure he’s okay and check up on him?

Samus coul only shrug as he saw the logic in 18’s reasoning. As the lifeguard, that was part of her job. So she mentally focused as she knelt on the towel beside the man,Krillin she’d learn was his name. Checking his pulse and seeing the steady rise of his chest indicated breathing snd heartbear were all just fine. His temperate felt alright for a dude said to be suffering heatstroke but all the same,she had a job to do as she began to massage his shoulders and torso. Biting her lip sensually out of reflex,for such a small guy,least compared to herself? He was built in ways that would make bodybuilders envious as she then commenced with performing CPR. Prying his lips apart just enough as she pressed her on to him,followed by steady presses of his chest to put o pressure on his diaphragm. Doing what she could resist making her kisses less chaste and professional, unaware of the sky,sensual grin 18 began to grow on her own face, like a cat that caught the canary or the spider that got a fly in its web. Watching as the temp lifeguard moved from kissing air into her max to press on his chest, making the chromedome stir as his eyes began to open behind his shades. Vision blurry as she saw what he thought was his wife. Trying to coax him awake for a little secret fun time.

Krillin:damn babe,we just had a quickie this morning and You want to go again? Well not like I’m complaining…. Samus:*having only half heard him,pressed her lips to his once more,omly realising he was awake no,most definitely not suffering from heatstroke. Her sparkling blue eyes widening as Krillin turned the cpr kiss into a more sensual sort. From chaste to erotic as she found his tongue invading her mouth,probing her own. Aghast at first before she found herself moaning,feeling her sound tingle at the spontaneous intimacy she found herself pulled into. Returning the kiss as she deepened it, her tits pressing against his chest as she laid atop and straddled him erotically. Gasping as she felt the bulge of his swimshorts crotch press against her cameltoe,indicating he was quite well hung for a shortstack.* 18:mmm,Yiu bet I do,you short king…*purring sensuallg as she began to caress herself,rubbing her thighs together as she felt them become slick and sticky with her flowing arousal nectar. Giggling as she she saw krillin’s shades become askew,giving him a better view as his vision cleared to show he wasn’t making out with her,but with samus,who broke their liplock with a nice trail of saliva between them. Panting as she looked at her husband with the eyes of woman who had tasted a real man and simply wanted more of what he had to offer.*

Krillin of course immediacy got over his ock to shoot his wife deadpan expression,making it clear he wasn’t amused as his bombshell cyborg lady was pulling another of her lewd antics. But he couldn’t deny, samus was quite the looker, damnit what was it with him and blondes or androids? As samus recaptured his attention, leaning down to kiss him again,followed by kissing down along his neck,shoulders and chest. Kissing and licking down his abs until she was face level with his crotch, grabbing the waistband of his swimshorts as she tugged them down. Gasping in awe an delight as his cock sprung forth into the open air to smack her face. The scent of his manly essence flooding her senses as she grasped and stroke his shaft to full stiffness and erection. Re sing in herself she still had to give him his physical check over as she began to kiss and lick his dick, intimately making out with the tip before soon commencing fellatio. Inch after inch of pussy hammering,womb pounding meat dazzling her tongue with the taste of his seed as pre flowed down her throat. 18 licking her lips as she saw the crotch of Samus’ red one piece become soaked,her arousal flowing through her camel toe, knowing the intergalactic bounty hunter had now fully entered bitch in heat mode, another fine woman fallen to the Krillin effect.

Samus wasn’t normally a sexual sort of woman but that was likely because she’d never quite met the right sort of people, man or woman that intrigued her enough to want to scratch her itch. Until now, a she found herself,bobbing her head like some wanton whore, as if driven to want to deepthroat his man, make him want to facefuck her,give her an oral preview of what her pussy would soon be coming to enjoy. Before she knew it,she was riding atop him cowgirl style as she impaled herself on his shaft,tits out in the ooen from her swimsuit as they bounced and jiggle hypnotically. Her bubble butt being squeezed and massaged by those gentle and firm hands of his. Hearts glowing her eyes as deepthroated moans came forth from her luscious lips, uncaring who’d hear or see her right now. 18 all the while shamelessly playing with herself, fingering her slit and squeezing her own glorious tits at seeing her man once again rock some lucky,lonely bitch’s world. Before deciding voyeurism wasn’t enough as she knelt beside her and began to kiss her. Groping those fine boobs as they bonded jn their shared love and lust for the chestnut short king. Who groaned at the casual lesbian intimacy happening and the sensation of Samus tight,warm,wet hilt snatch squeezing his cock in its sexual embrace.

it was only natural then that what followed was a haze and rush of pleasure as samus experienced heretofore unknown heights of intimacy and sensual sexual bliss. Krillin fucking her from behind doggy style as she ate out 18, licking and eating her the cyborg’s overflowing snatch. To 18 eating out the bounty hunter’s own sloppy pussy as she sat her bubbly booty atop the cyborg’s face,18 wrapping her arms around Samus’ powerful hips and thighs as Krillin fucked his wife in alresd eagle missionary,hoisting her own stunning legs up in a splits as he and samus kissed with the sloppy thirst and desire of horny,hormonal teenagers. On and on th two blondes went at it with their compact stud whenever he would blow his load. His length and girth combined with his prowess and virlity ensuring they had so many orgasms on their end thst they couldn’t really see much point in keeping track or count. And how sweet it is!!

Samus knew this wasn’t part of her job but she didn’t crave. If anything she needed to ensure she could spend the rest of her vacation time with this horny couple. Knowing this one time encounter couldn’t remain just that. This amazing stud and his incredible cock and his kinky,sexy wife was too good to be just a one off, unaware 18 was already making plans not jsut for more encounters on her patrol,shift like this,but to get one another’s address and numbers and get to known one anothe better on a personal and intimate level,on and off the clock. The cyborg knowing her blueprint for success prevailed once in getting the wild oats of her man sown with another,hot sexy fertile woman. Damn was it good to be her.

#sketchfan85 #sketchfan #sketchfanda #zero suit samus #samus aran #samus #metroid #krillin dragonball #dragonball krillin #krillin smut #krillin

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thesilentlands · 10 months

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Chapter 1: Beguining

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The Silent Lands, many decades ago a silent rapture acured where all the humans gone in to war, this war left only few milion left alive wail the other billion went deep into the ground, unknowing because many have died a odd substance was produced from theier bodies, this substace was concious and could greatly speed up the ageing time of many or completly stop theier ageing all togheter, for some this was great but others where greatly afraid, the substance also caused the world to seam infinite but also small, after the substance has touched all it disapered, leaving the humanity to remain, any babies that where born had the substances effect also but it effected them after they turned 49 but they sadly die after one decade.after the substance dissapered another war happend, and another, and another until humans understood that no matter what they do they will never die. Then humans tryed to rebuild but have failed to do so, then they isolated them selfs in bunkers, building tech that was never seen before, like that they ignored each other, they ignored other cryes for help and anger, all the bunkers where considered dead. The humans that remained outside constructed small but tall cities that everyone on the other had was social and helped one another.

Our story beguins in a bunker, the lowest level of it to be exact, there are sleeping cuarters that are now long abondoned, its because the humans dont find sleeping productive since they dont need it anymore, but yet someone is there, laying aimlessly trying to get the poinless rest, but the sound of other humans keep him up. He finaly fives up and desides to join the rest, but before that he goes into the bathroom and washes his face and looks at him self. His eyes dont resemble any color, just two black voids that are trying to find keep same from all the argumenst and isuess that the bunker constantly gets, his dark brown hair looks undone but he lost the curage to keep it well, but he cares for well enought so no bugs would stay in there, his washed face looks as if there was no emotions in him, yet it looks some what friendly, his krocked nose makes him the main cause of laughter for others, but he knows that they would someday let go of that nasty habit, he also has a light goatee without the moustage, because he likes it this way, the boddy of his isnt the weakest ones nor the strongest one, the only thing that matters to him is that hes feed, many humans that chose to not eat become insane and they start to hurt others, his clothes consist of redwood red scarf, beige coat that resembled a lab coat, black tracksuit pants and reddish brown long shoes. When he looked at him self something sudently his him, he doesnt belong in hire. He has to get out otherwise hell end up like the others, he walked out of the bathroom, walked pass the sleeping cuarters and in to the elevator that broth him on to a floor where he had his things, he needed to pack up all the nesesary thing so that he wont miss this place. But before he went there someone stopped him, a "friend" of his

-hi there Michael how are you doing? -im doing good right now, how about you?- he said in an emotionless voice, Michael is known by many to be silent and not be social, he pretty much hates any human interaction, but sometimes he makes acceptions. -we are not doing fine right now... -what happend? -you see, for some reason someone took all the main keys, so if we dont find them we are pretty much stuck underground forever- Michael didnt react, and just walked away to his room.

After the door closed he punched it out of frustation, he wanted to get out soo bad but now his chanced where closed to zero, but despite that he desided to pack anyway just in case the keys would be found.

He packed his big backpack with all his things, supringly he managed to fit all the nesesary thing, after packing all the thing, he desided to take one last walk around the main arena. he walked outside to people rushing in to the storage room, he followed to find many people searching thrue everything.

-whats going on hire? He asked -somebody destroyed all the keys! But our scans show that there is one key left somewhere in hire -intresting...- Michael started looking around the trash piles that has formed, he and the others search for many minutes, then someone sudently yells -ITS THERE, RIGHT THERE- everyone stops and starts running to him, Michael tryes to go, but somebody trips him, so he falls flat on his face.

He lifts his face up to reavel the main key right in front of him, he quickly takes it and gets up as if nothing happend, he looks over at the croud of people looking up at a shiny small object sticking out from the towels. Michael realized that that shiny object was a spoon yet everyone became crazy about it.

That was Michaels chance to escape and leave without a sound, he exited the storage room and straight in to his room to grab his backpack and a sleeping bag, he left his room and came to the grant elevator, to only elevator that can access the outside, its titan frame makes it so none will break it in many years. He looks back at the empty rooms, then back at the elevator, inserting the key made the elevator door slide open without a sound, he stepped in and selected the ouside button, the elevator slamed shut and slowly made its way up. Michael didnt regreted anything, leaving them down there its the best thing to do, they had a nasty habit of stealing, causing arguments that dont make anyseanse and murder intensions. They dont belong outside, hell they dont belong even underground, but luckyly they are stuck down there, without a main key its nearly imposible to make another one, and because of they being them they will never make it.

As the doors slide open, Michael steps out in to a hallway that leeded to the exit of this bunker, but sudently he heard something, a sound for something approching, he stood completly silent and listened to the sound. Sudently something came from around the corner, a mechanical dog, with one eye that was glowing faintly yellow, he appered to have antenas that mimiced ears, it also had two broken tupes on his back, it had pretty long limbs that where ended with wire like fingers that had a small blade at the end of each, his tail resembled a scorpion tail.

The creature didnt notised Michael at first, but when it did they stared at each other waithing for each others next move

-hello?- after michael said that the creature started running away, Michael started to chase it untill they reached a dead end, the creature looked back, visibly scared.

-hey there, are you ok?- -*static noise* hurt... -what? - i hurt... Help? -what do you need? -power liqued... Please - the creature slowly aproched Michael as he searched his backpack from some power liqued valvs. Power liqued bacame a thing when the time substance was still a thing, this liquide is like a batter but long lasting and restoring when exposed to the sun, this is why the liqued is mainly used for mechanical things, to keep them powered even for many decades. lucky Michael found two spared glass tubes full of this stuff, he carefully removed the broken tubes and replaced them with the new ones.

Once he screw in the second one the dogs eye started to glow brightly, and it stood up. -thank you! thank you! -hes speakers voiced out without any static over it -whats your name? -name? I dont have one, just a symbol from my bunker - it pointed at his neck -see? V -maybe i can name you? -what name? -well since you have a V soo... Maybe Volt? -my name Volt? -yes buddy -buddy? Im a good boy? -well yeah, would you like to tag along with me? -to where? -well i dont know, ive just exited tye bunker for the first time in years so why not explor- Volt sudently scans Michael fully -Michael -yeah?- then Volts sudently bites geantly on Michaels hand, sudently a sharp pain, then Volts lets go, Michael inspects his arm to a glowing yellow lends thats been implanted to his hand -what is this?! -chip, your my owner now- he looks at volt puzzled, but then one of this eyes starts to feel weard, then his vision begones to change, he now can inspect things with only a look - i i can see your name! H how? -chip, its very special, and your eye became special too - well thanks -can we go outside now -well yeah.

As they walk Volt starts to talk about bunker V, that bunker was a crule one, using every human and machine animal to dig deep to find something, Volt managed to escape but in the proces his power liquid tubes were broken, he managed to walk all the way to hire to seek something or someone to help him. Yet he did

Both walk outside, when sun rays hit Michaels eyes hes blinded, when his eyes ajusted hes meet with an empty plain with only odd colored grass around him, -w what happend hire -what do you mean? - there was a city hire once, where is it?! -how many years where you down there? -...ive been there when the time substance still exsisted -analizing... The city is gone for 247 year now, you have a lot of things to catch up with -god... Do you know where is a city -yes, its many killoneters away, but about a two week journey can get you there -sure lets go then.

They both started walking, to lands they never saw before, to unknonw planes

The adventure begone!

#the silent lands #story #mechanicaldesign #Volt #Michael

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glassartpeasants · 4 years

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Dead to Me

Neito Monoma x Reader

Warnings: Angst, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, this gets dark so read at your own risk guys

A/N: Like i said this is one of the darker things iv’e wrote on this so blog so far. Not for the faint of heart.

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You sat in the cafeteria looking across the head of your fellow classmates to see your boyfriend Monoma sitting with his own class. You tried to catch his attention but it proved to be a failure.

“Well that didnt work...” You saw with a grumpy look on your face.

“Man how did you even end up dating him (y/n)? He’s an asshole to the entire Class of 1A!” Your friend Mina said as she gave you a little pout.

“I dont know he just ended up asking me out and now we’re dating!” You said happily. Even though Monoma could be a bit much sometimes you still loved him with your entire being.

You turn your head again to see to bright baby blue eyes looking at you. You smile and wave at him waiting for him to wave back. You hand slowly went down as you saw him laughing and pointing at you.

You never head good self esteem so your mind immediately went to thinking that he was making fun of you. Your cheeky smile turning into a small frown as you glanced again to see him still laughing.

‘Maybe he’s just laughing at someone else?’ You thought to yourself, trying to convince your mind that he wouldnt make fun of you. He loved you...

Right?

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A few days after the cafeteria incident you had begun to notice that Monoma was starting to hang out with you less and less. You wanted to ask him about it but you didnt want to be seen as clingy. So you just suffered in silence as you watched him slowly drift away from you. Your head sending you all the signals to ask him, but your heart wanted to believe that there was a good reason to why he was doing it.

You were walking towards the 1A Class when some upperclassman decided it would be funny to pick on you.

“Wow would you look at this little baby! How did someone so usless get into a school such as UA?” Him and his buddies only laughed as you try to stutter out an insult. You turn your head towards the door and see Monoma walking out, you tried to get his attention, which worked this time but instead of helping you he only turned his head and walked towards his classroom. You turn your gaze back to the upperclassman before getting a quick slap to the face by one of them.

“Speak when spoken to bitch.”

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The bullying from the upperclassman had started to really take a toll on your mental health. You would try to do anything in your power to avoid them but they always found you. You wanted to tell the teachers but you were afraid they would believe you. They planted that thought in your brain as you slowly believed them.

You begged Monoma to walk you to class, hoping if he saw the fear in your eyes he would listen. Much to your dismay he didn’t.

You would always come to class with some sort of new bruise on your body. Everyone started to worry about you, they slowly started to think Monoma was abusing you. Which you said wasn’t the case. When asked who did it, you tensed up and froze in fear, worrying that they may be near.

You finally told someone about it when you were hanging out with Jirou. She had asked you what was going and you finally told her what was happening. And everything that has been happening with Monoma. She looked at you and gave you a nice bone crushing hug as she asked you why you didnt tell anyone.

“I was afraid they wouldn’t believe me..”

“Oh (v/n)...were going to report them. Im not standing by and watch as you get hurt!”

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A few weeks have passed since then and things were finally starting to be looking up! The upperclassmen who were bullying you had gotten expelled since, ‘bullying is not what hero’s do’. You were finally able to walk the halls with being in constant fear again. Your mental health still wasnt at its peak but it was slowly getting better!

But only one more thing still wasn’t looking brighter. And that was your relationship with Monoma. He kept on acting the same way, maybe even worse then before! As much as you hated the feeling you had started to grow bitter. Why was he ignoring you? What did you do to make him pissed at you?

You finally swallowed your anxiety and went up to talk to him. Taking a deep breath as you went up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. You were the only one’s in the hallway.

“Hey Monoma..did i..did i do something wrong?” You said trying to sound confident.

“What do you mean?” He asked. You sense a hint of smugness in his voice.

“Like you’ve been ignoring me all this week...what happened i thought we were doing-”

“Ah ah ah ah, im going to stop your right there. You see my dear our little ‘relationship’ was all but a dare.” Your eyes widen as sadness washed over you like a tidal wave. That couldn’t be tu\rue he said that he had loved you..was it all just a lie?

“W-what? B-b-but i thought y-you-”

“Well you thought wrong dear (y/n).” A snicker after his words. Your eyes swelled up with tears before pushing away from Monoma and running back to the dorms. Not caring if you missed class.

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You sat in your dorm, crying your soul out. You had loved him and told him secrets that no one else knew. You thought he truly loved you. The more you thought about it the more it hurt. You felt like your whole world came crashing down. Your tears burning your face as they kept coming.

Ding!

You looked down at your phone to see a text from Kirishima asking why you weren’t in class today. You could see the text message with it counting as reading it. You have to click on the app to do that. You throw your phone to the other side of your bed before laying back down and crying some more.

Once you woke up from your nap, the thoughts came rushing back again. What if they were just like Monoma? What if they were only your friends because of a dare too?

All those thoughts running through your head at inhumane speeds, until one stayed still.

What if you just ended it?

Your heart stopped at the thought. Why would your brain even think about that? But no matter how hard you tried to forget the said thought more and more voices plowed there way through your head filling it with horrible thoughts. Slowly picking at your insecurities. Feasting on your every flaw. You slowly get up from your tear stained bed. And you look at yourself in the mirror.

Fat

Ugly

Worthless

All but a dare

The last thought hit you like a brick as you fall to the floor with your head in your knees.

Your quirk was called Frost. You pretty much had the power to manipulate Frost. Meaning everything you touched would become covered in an a sheet of ice. That why you had to wear gloves, kinda like Shigaraki you needed to have all five fingers on said target for your power to work.

You just stared at your hand, tracing over every curve and looking at it with deep intensity. Before you could do anything else you put all five fingers on your ankle, causing your ankle begin to have a sheet of ice covering it. The frost started to quickly spread around your body and onto the floor. You head you head in your knees as you felt your body heat lower, the Ice completely claiming your body as one. A single tear slipped down your face before your entire body and room was covered in a layer of ice. Your phone buzzing with texts from worried classmates.

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After class had ended practically the entire class of 1A ran to their dorms to find you. You never missed a class.

As soon as they entire the dorms they all shivered. It had to be below zero in there. As they hugged themselves tightly they walked up to your room. As the tried to knock and upon the door they had realized the handle had been frozen solid. Bakugo having enough time worrying blasted the door open with his quirk. Everyone gasped as they saw your frozen form on the other side of the wall. They were quick to grab you out of the ice and bring you to Mr. Aizawa.

Once they reached him, he asked what happened. Which they all replied with i dont know. You were quickly taken to the nearest hospital everyone doing their best to thaw you out of your frozen cocoon.

Once at the hospital your body had been completely thawed out and was ready to be put in EC unit. You body temp was so low that they put every heater they had in the room.

The nurse looked at the class and told them that if they were a minute later you would have died from hypothermia.

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Monoma walked into school the next and was met with angry and ugly looks the entire time.

‘They hell did i do?’ He thought to himself. You never once crossed his mind.

Liar

After he said those things to you the look of betrayal and sadness in your eyes shot a spike of guilt through his chest. Before he could say anything you had run out of the building.

Now here he was the day after you got put in the hospital reciving ugly looks from everyone.

“Hey Kendo do you know what everyone is talking about?” The blonde boy asked his ginger friend.

“Wait, you didnt hear? (y/n) is in the hospital. Apparently they tried to commit suicide. Sad right?” A wave of guilt, sadness, and disgust completely takes over his body.

How could he live with himself knowing what he did to you? That he made you take that dark path.

News Flash he couldn’t.

The next day the blonde boy walked up the he hospital you resided at and getting ready to see you.

Once he saw your lifeless form he dashed his way to the bed to slowly stroke your hair. Sitting on a chair to get closer to you before hearing you wake up.

You slowly turn to Monoma, your eyes once filled with happiness was now full of hate and disgust.

“What are you doing here?” You snapped at the boy. Disgust evident in your voice.

“i just came to say-”

“Leave.”

“What?” Your words shushed him as he looked at you with wide eyes was he tried to grab your cheek to make you look at him.

“You heard me leave. I never want to see you again you understand Neito Monoma?” You looked him right in those blue eyes you use to love so much and said something you could never go back on.

“Your dead to me.”

#monoma neito #mha angst #bnha angst #neito x reader #monoma x reader #mha monoma #mha x reader #mha #dark theme #bnha

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minhkhoas · 4 years

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the umbrella academy season two: my thoughts

OVERALL RATING: ★★☆☆☆ (2/5 stars)

NON SPOILER REVIEW: i had high hopes for this season, i’ll admit. i was excited to see the hargreeves siblings return! and in the 1960s, no less. the season seemed like it was revving up to be amazing at first but then everything slowly crumbled down. there were some redeeming moments, but i just didn’t vibe with the season by the end of the last episode. review with spoilers below the cut:

yeah, so... phew. this season was a Lot. mostly in a bad way for me but also in some good ways? starting right off, i was Very excited about seeing how the siblings lived their lives separately before being found by five and reuniting with each other. their outfits were all Wonderful (i loved allison’s hair) and i think the general 1960s setting was pretty spot on!

now for what i Didn’t like first lmao

klaus: he leaned so heavily into the “predatory mlm trope” this season that i had to stop watching a few times. first off, he goes after dave, who has absolutely no idea who klaus is. i can understand that klaus still actively misses him & loves him, but so many of their encounters are simply klaus talking to dave in an extremely overbearing way. another thing i didn’t like is how when ben was possessing klaus, jill stated that klaus had a threesome with her and that other guy with the glasses i think? i forgot his name. either way, that just feeds into the “slutty bisexual/pansexual trope” and i didn’t like it at all lmao ! also that comment about whether five would be a hottie when hes older or not was fucking gross as fuck & the fact that it was deemed suitable just bc luther/allison was brought up is so nasty!

this is still tied to klaus but his entire cult thing . i hated it. it came off as a mockery of hinduism and other more spiritual religions to me ! and sure its supposed to come off as a fake faux thing but :/ he literally bathed in the ganges river and im 1000% sure that was meant to follow the belief that bathing there cleanses you of your sins. the decor around klaus’ mansion and the music/general tones set for some scenes were also in extremely poor taste

allison: even though it had to have been included at some point solely because of just How The Hargreeves Have Powers, some of allison’s interactions involving the civil rights movement rubbed me the wrong way. the times she used her powers with things related to the movement (telling the cop to leave ray alone, the manager at the diner) just seemed like it was downplaying the actual struggles black people went through. there WAS no allison hargreeves back then that could just tell cops to stop harming black individuals. there was no allison hargreeves that had the knowledge that what they were doing would work. the thousands of black protestors who fought for their rights during the civil rights movement had no idea if their efforts would truly work or not, but they just had to hope. they kept fighting. now, i know allison could’ve helped in the sense that she could encourage the people around her that their actions were working, but again, the actual living people involved in the civil rights movement didn’t have that luxury,,??? idk something about it just didnt sit right w me and i feel like we were supposed to feel bad??? about her burning that white guys hand but i did not feel bad for the guy lmaooo make his hands Hurt ! and of course theres the nasty ass shit with luther still like :///

ben: ben... My ben... theres a lot of things i could touch on tbh . even though hes Been Dead and his ascent to the afterlife or whatever was most likely inevitable i really really wish we would’ve gotten more explanation on how he really felt ??? maybe im just forgetting shit already but what was the thing in san francisco he was worried abt ???? why was he attached to jill despite never speaking to her ,,,??? there are just so many conflicting traits with him tbh and i was Very Confused

vanya: i also had an issue w vanyas characterization tbh . i get that there needed to be a foolproof way for her to arrive in this new world and be “less volatile” than she was pre apocalypse but come on. She barely hit her head when the car hit her put some effort in. anyways i also want to talk about how she just. killed hundreds of commission workers w no remorse ??? like yeah i get that theyre the antagonists but this is the same vanya that felt so deeply angry and upset with her actions in 2019 that she felt she didnt deserve to live. she felt so incredibly bad for everything & now ur telling me that she killed that many people and didnt have any sort of reaction to it ???? Huh??

luther: i. this one is pretty self explanatory but i fucking despise the fact that luther/allison is still a thing in season 2

pacing: the pacing overall was just So Goddamn fast for me and this was especially clear in the last episode ! So much was going on !

writing: i do think everyone was like .. oddly slightly out of character?? like i know they were stuck in time for a while but even so we didnt really get Thorough details on their lives !! and also we didn’t get Any hints about lila being an october 1st kid so seeing that was just??? extremely confusing to me??? it seemed very sloppily put in

the humor: some of the humor was timed horribly & i get that theyre Siblings and i know siblings make fun of each other all the time but . god some of it was just Too Much

i was ✨not✨ ready for klaus to barf and i hated it 😺

as for what i Did like!

lesbians ,,,,,,,,, mg fngnfng

clothes & the soundtrack !!

i really liked how we got sibling bonding moments !!!! klaus and allison, ben and klaus, the team zero moment, VANYA KLAUS AND ALLISON, five actually showing that he Cares for his siblings, vanya and ben, and diego and ben !!! and probably more tbh

i did like seeing lila on screen bc ! desi rep ! even though i didnt like her whole Commission Spy thing but

i did like how we got to see how the siblings reacted to their fathers abuse in different ways ! that scene w diego at the group dinner,,,, 🥺

diego content .... i ate that shit UP

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tumblunni · 6 years

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Man the manga makes it look so fun to be a Nobody!

I really marvel at how they captured the uncanny nature of the enemy Nobodies?? Cos seriously the whole point of them is that they look humanoid but move in really inhuman ways. And each individual enemy type has its own unique mannerisms for this, but in general its like..slugs? I'm pretty sure its slugs?? They stretch and squish and wiggle around and its like pretty much EXACTLY how medicinal leeches move, but thats a very underrated animal so its probably more likely it was slugs or worms. Like 'hey lets exaggerate slugs' but BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT FATEFUL WIGGLIER SLUG DOES TRULY EXIST. And i love their cutie patoot lil faces. And the world needs to appreciate them more!

...ok im getting offtopic but you get the gist of what i mean. The basic Dusk enemies are vaguely humanoid things with their arms and legs tapering off into sticklike points, and they either wiggle them around like leech heads or hold their arms behind them naruto run style and use their entire body as a leech! Like its more likely that they pick up stuff by wrapping around it like a snake, rather than just using hands?? And also they can fly and stick to ceilings and just generally have loads of fun?? And look really pretty?? And some of the other more complex nobodies look even cooler doing their weird wiggle flying. Like the Assassin type have these weird big metal petal shapes on their arms that flutter like feathers and make them look like winged snakes crossed with.. Kites...? Kites made of kimonos? Being worn by a man with no face..?

SERIOUSLY WHO DESIGNED THESE FUNKY THINGS THEYRE SO UNIQUELY GENIUS

And aaa the Days manga has a REALLY good panel showing a big swarm of them in flight and it just looks SO MAGICAL AND SPOOKY! this is the exact kind of Aesthetically Nutso Ghost Monster Person i wish i could be! The manga is so cool at iimplying the same sense of inhuman motion by drawing them like motion tweens? Like theyre warped into wildly different body shapes in every panel and its just SO CREEPY and SO BADASS and SOMETIMES KINDA MAJESTIC AND ENDEARING EVEN! And this big flight scene has EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL ONE drawn with its own different pose and mannerisms and like man every one of these weird squiggle flights looks like a world of fun to do!! God i love when superpowers actually look FUN, yo! It fuckin sucks that theyre just low level enemies and not ever playable. The only Nobodies that are playable or even get a big amount of screentime in cutscenes are the ones that ACTUALLY look humanoid and also move humanoid and BOOOO have zero traits of the monster theyre supposed to be. Like man just give me a whole game playing a lil bebby Nobody flying around! They remind me of the wanderers in Journey, they'd be so well suited to a chilled out exploration game like that.

And AAAAAA i get so sad thinking about how they're like bebbys!!! Noooo! Why do we not have more sympathy for them?? Like the particular way they write their 'bumbling weak enemy' scenes just comes off more like..well..sad thoughts about what happens when you lose your heart. Cos i mean the series really doesnt dwell much on the implications of the fact every single one of them used to be human! And whenever they're not being given orders by the higher ups in the organization, theyre just shown wiggling around flying in circles for fun, like a shoal of fish. They're so inhuman now, aside from vague resembelance in their appearances. They'd be seen as the cute wpodland critters in a disney princess musical number if they werent designated as monsters! Like they're not just 'dumb', they friggin dont remember how to talk anymore. And in their most memorable scene they dont understand the order "find this person" and can be easily tricked by photos of him. "Yes boss here is roxas he's a little more flatter than usual but here he is!" And they just keep gathering hundreds of the same person and never once cotton on to anything being wrong. Its so cute and also scary?? Cos seriously they are such eldritch monstrosities of fragmented soul that they move on to STEALING THE WORD PHOTOGRAPH. Just plucking it right out of the language! Failing so hard that you warp the laws of reality! I feel sorry for the poor lil guys, you definately cant say they didnt try as hard as possible!

AND SERIOUSLY THATS ALSO A COMMON TRAIT IN THE MANGA

I'm just so happy that they gave a bit more sympathy to the low level enemies because seriously WHO GIVES SUCH A GOOD DESIGN TO A LOW LEVEL ENEMY AND THEN BARELY EVER USES THEM FOR ANY SCENES

They actually give some sorts of pseudo dialogue to them?? Like during the kh2 prologue they show roxas being able to psychically perceive their thoughts while theyre trying to kidnap him. And its just so sympathetic and sad in retrospect?? They did a great job amplifying everything about this sequence because they made the Nobodies look so much scarier, made Roxas's life with his friends look even more heartwarming, and made it all super tense so you overlook all these little hints and just cheer for roxas in defeating these guys. But they left so many things that actually foreshadow that Roxas is a Nobody too, so reading this a second time is so sadddddd. I almost wish this was the first time i experienced the story, i think it does basically everything better than the original game version. Like seriously THAT ONE LINE OF WHAT THE WEAK ENEMIES ARE THINKING! "We've found you, my leige". THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO SAVE THEIR BOSS AND DIDNT KNOW WHY HE DIDNT RECOGNISE THEM. AND THEN HE ATTACKS THEM AND THEY DONT KNOW WHY!! aaa theyre just BABIES god theyre just ghost demon thingies that are like the larval stage compared to the main character versions. They dont remember who they were as humans, they just know they love their boss!! and he's apparantly been kidnapped by scary humans!! THEY WERE TRYING SO HARD TO SAVE HIM!! they got so damn close to taking over the town and they were swarming everywhere searching for him and Axel was trying so hard too and Diz just kept interrupting him before he cpuld explain or lying to roxas to manipulate them against each other! And axel even brought cake and icecream with him!! He was just trying to rescue his lil bro!!! Auuuugh seriously it was such a good twist that the Scary Monster Dudes were objectively in the right throughout this entire intro, and they just wanted to save Roxas's goddamn life. And he didnt even get to remember his peaceful days as a family with his fellow monster boyos until like five seconds before dying :(

Did anyone else just.. Not want to play kingdom hearts 2 after the prologue?

Like i couldnt stand the mood whiplash of going back to happy go lucky disney worlds with sora and having no more deep sad intriguing plot points for like ten hours of gameplay. And i could never take Organization 13 seriously as villains when the entire damn prologue was them being SUPER FUCKING SYMPATHETIC and the 'good guy' trying to murder a child in order to bring sora back. Like why am i supposed to be happy that he succeeded when i know sora himself would say no if he was told what sacrifice had to happen to bring him back? I would have been way more interested in this sequel having me play as roxas and try and take on the legacy of sora as the next hero and try and find a way to bring sora back without anyone having to die. Like the whole story could be people being all 'blah blah youre worthless youre not human your only purpose is to die for the sacrifice' and we explore all different sorts of 'heroes' doing horrible acts and justifying it to themselves because some people are just 'born evil' and its okay to do whatever you want to them. And Roxas is always struggling with almost believing that shit about himself, but in the end he does succeed to find a happy ending for everyone without a need for 'sacrifices'. And he learns to have self confidence and form his own identity and have more friendship scenes with Axel and co and also redeem all the other Nobodies please and also hug the tiny enemy childrens ones. I just did not feel much for the plot of kh2 at all except for the Nobodies!! Its just not sympathetic to have your 'heroes' arguing that 'oh they dont have hearts theyre not human they dont feel anything so theyre all evil and its all fine'. The game acts like this is true despite giving sympathetic backstories to half of them and the other half all die crying that they want to live!! What the fuck!! Like the only consolation is that they clearly cottoned on to the Org being RIDICULOUSLY POPULAR and later games literally bring all the most fan-loved ones back from the dead and add EVEN MORE sympathetic backstories and also here have a bigger villain who was really responsible and also he lied to them and theyre NOT really empty hearted and incapable of love. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY SHOWN HAVING THAT, EVEN THE WEAK LIL ENEMY DUDES HAVE ALL THAT LOYALTY TO ROXAS AAAAGH THEY DIED IN DROVES TRYING IN VAIN TO SAVE HIMMMMM

And god theyre so cute and so well designed and so sad and im sorry but AGGHHHH

I Forgot I Had So Many Emotions For The Emotionless Bebs :(

...also i really wish i cpuld get this pic of thos one panel to upload cos it looks real cool. I didnt think anything could make me love them more!!! Theyte just innocent weird snake bird worm person mannequin origami things. They just want to flutter around like messed up butterflies! And adorably poke at things they're curious about, and hold brooms awkwardly with their squiggle hands! The manga shows them doing lil chores around the house!! I LOVE THEMMMMMMM

#bunni plays khmanga #so many emotions #and man theres not even good reference pics of these lil enemies online despite how popular the game is #i hope the hd remakes still have the 3d model rotation feature in the bestiary?#i could take some snapshots myself and make more accurate fanarts #the feature was mostly useless in the ps2 original cos the resolution was too bad to see any details #plus that was a decade ago so i dont have any of my old snapshots lol #took pics of the screen on a disposeable camera

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fic masterlist!

a collection of every rpdr i have ever written! contains much shalaska, some shillam, some witney, and dribs and drabs of branjie and taywhora

Oneshots

Sharon fucking Needles - sharon drunk texts alaska, who tells her to get her shit together if she wants to get back together. so that’s what she does.

Conflicted - (au) aaron’s conflicted because he has a secret: he’s a drag queen. little does he know, his boyfriend justin is conflicted too, for the same reason: he’s also a drag queen. one night in a bar, they find out the other’s secret.

Dead Girls Never Say No - after listening to the lyrics written about her in alaska’s bitch track ‘The T’, sharon is understandably upset. fame hardened alaska to the point where she feels like an emotionless dead girl, but as the song goes, dead girls never say no.

Would You Be So Kind - justin feels funny, and he feels funny because he’s in love. aaron feels funny, and he also feels funny because he’s in love. based off the dodie clark song

Vera Amoris - (au) alaska’s a brand new witch in town, who doesn’t know the other witches yet. after getting tricked by the evil phi phi to drink a potion she shouldn’t drink, jinkx rushes her to the town potion master, sharon, for help.

Soulmate - justin believes that in life, you have more than one soulmate, but each of your soulmates stay with you forever. so it still hurts when your first soulmate dies too young.

Weird - (au) alaska finds out her asshole boyfriend is cheating on her, and promptly breaks up with him. however, she’s left with a problem: she has no money, her phone is dead and broken, and she’s lost. a hooker by the name of sharon needles comes to the rescue, which in alaska’s eyes is frankly? a little weird.

Two Hearts and a Home - pure fluff and romance ensues in early december, when justin enlists the help of his lazy boyfriend aaron to put up the christmas tree.

Say Cheese! - sharon won’t smile for a picture. alaska is determined that, anyway she can, she will get the bitch to fucking smile.

Ferris Wheel - it’s not shalaska it’s witney. willam has a date perfectly planned out for courtney, but she ruins it by insisting they go on the fair down at the beach. willam totally isn’t afraid of heights, the ferris wheel doesn’t bother her at all.

Did You Miss Me Enough To Drink Or Did You Drink Enough To Miss Me? - sharon drinks far too much and sometimes can’t stop saying what’s on her mind. alaska doesn’t know if she misses her enough to drink, or if she simply drank enough to miss her. she never finds out.

Lost and Found - (au) it’s been five weeks since alaska went missing from her college, which she attended with girlfriend sharon and best friend jinkx. then, out on a walk at one in the morning, sharon finds her.

Turn Off The Lights - every time alaska calls, sharon answers. she swears she’s going to give her up, but she never does. she’s taking every chance she’s got, like the man she knows she’s not. based off the song by panic! at the disco.

Sensible - after falling for shea during the filming of drag race, sasha isn’t sure she’s made a particularly sensible decision, and a little fight ensues.

Mine And Yours - (au) stealing each other’s clothes goes from a fun little game to all-out war. alaska, naturally, intends on winning.

Hush Little Baby - (au) new parent alaska is left at home with her baby girl whilst her wife sharon goes out to work. the problem? alaska is convinced the sniffles and sneezes are something much worse than they actually are.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G - (au) alaska goes to her friend willam’s house for what she thinks is a halloween party. to her surprise, the “party” is more of a seance to chat with a guest who turns out to have more than a little bit of affection for one of the players.

Finding You - witney, in which the infamous willam and courtney fight is explored, and perhaps the root of it all is jealousy?

Piano Wire - (au) collab with @laskathunderfun - a dark sided piece based off of sharon’s song “piano wire” in which aaron is a murderer

Weather Girl - (au) alaska, a brand new weather girl, is a small fish in a big pond of tv news. sharon is the host.

As Long As You’re Mine - (au) inspired by wicked. sharon is always the bad one next to hilarious and well loved katya. for the first time, sharon does something that makes her feel as wicked as they say she is.

She Calls Me Your Highness - (au) the princess willam has a complicated relationship with young serving maid sharon.

What Do You Know About Love? - (au) sharon and willam are boarding school students and best friends who disagree, fundamentally, on their idea of what love is. eventually, they come to an understanding.

My Frankenstein - (au) mad scientist sharon is working on bringing her second creation to life while her first, alaska, watches. halloween fun and my first ever smut!

The Land Of The Midnight Sun - (au) sharon wants to escape from the world and live where no one will ever find her again. she meets another lost soul who helps her to do so, and she and alaska reflect on how the world got so dark just for loving girls.

(Less Than) A Thousand Miles - (au) with the world in lockdown, alaska begins working from home, and makes a new friend over zoom who begins to brighten her world again.

Strangers - (au) sharon isn’t gay, even if she does hook up with this girl all the time, drunk or sober. she’s not. she swears.

Things That Were - (au) it’s christmas, and brooke reflects on everything that went wrong with vanessa during the awkward transition between xmas and new year.

Someone I Genuinely Love (au) - uni students tayce and a’whora attend lawrence’s house party, when an argument breaks out between a’whora and tia. even the bitch needs some love sometimes.

Multi-chapters

Sharon and Phi Phi’s Bitch Of A Bucket List (discontinued) - the zombie apocalypse has finally happened, and everyone has different priorities. phi phi wants to survive. sharon wants to find alaska. the three of them stumble across their friend’s survival base and try to live their lives. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

Party (complete) - jinkx’s halloween party goes wrong, leading sharon and alaska down a confusing road of drugs, admitting feelings, and hiding. just when things are going okay, it all goes drastically wrong. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13

Just The Two Of Us (in progress) - (au) hogwarts student alaska gets together with long-time crush and close friend, sharon, in the same year that the triwizard tournament begins. but her slytherin girlfriend harbours a dark past and the triwizard tournament may only be an obstacle in overcoming that. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14

Mean Queens (complete, collab with @thewritingnymph) - (au) mean girls crossover in which newbie russian, katya, joins a new school and befriends adore and ginger, who have spent most of their school lives being bulled by the three ‘mean queens’ who run the school. sharon, violet and alaska are life-ruiners. the three of them hatch a plan to take the mean queens down once and for all. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21

In Sickness and In Health (in progress) - (au) princess sharon is sick, and the king lets out a desperate appeal to save her: whoever will venture out to find the witch who can do it will recieve riches beyond their belief. however, the princess is inches from death and alaska isn’t sure she can get through it without sharon dying, the witch refusing, or even falling in love. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

Bosom Buddies (in progress, collab with @thewritingnymph) - (au) based on the song bosom buddies, two new york-dwelling theatre sisters, alaska and jinkx, get a little more than they bargained for when the circus comes to town, bringing eccentric performers such as ivy winters and sharon needles into the mix. 1 - 2 - 3

Withstanding The Test Of Time (in progress) - (au) intern journalist hates many things, including her job, her coworkers, and the oppression from the government forcing you to marry your soulmate a month after your timer ticks down to zero. luckily, sharon has two years left. and then - she doesn’t. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

Means Queens Ever After (collab with @thewritingnymph) - (au) the mean queens didnt die immediately after prom so here’s the rest of their lives lol. Girls Gone Camping - A Triple A Christmas - Violet’s Fashion Show - Some Things Never Change

Here I Go Again - (au) a mamma mia au in which trixie is getting married and decides to invite her three potential dads, much to her mom sharon’s chagrin. Prologue - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - Epilogue Part 1 - Epilogue Part 2

(I Can Still Recall) Our Last Summer - (au) prequel to here i go again, following the life of young sharon as she meets three strangers who will change her life forever. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

Case Closed - (au) inspired by b99, alaska is the best detective in the NYPD, of course. nothing will change that, not even the arrival of the stupidly named detective needles and her charm. 1 - 2

The Needles Family Values (discontinued) - (au, collab with aqcitrus) addams family inspired fic following the return of alaska’s unusual sister, katya, and the hijinks of the creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky household. 1 - 2

#KAJHKJSKMDK #this made me want to kms #it took so long #fuck iinkjihsdujslkhis #shalaska #shillam #witney #branjie #taywhora #fic #artificialqueens

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I literally have a stage management BFA and still know next to nothing about the Heathers musical. Enlighten me on why it is The Worst.

Disclaimer: I have not seen the play live, only shitty cam recordings on youtube and anamatics of the popular songs. If there is a level of nuance to the play that I missed in modern performances, feel free to correct me. The same could be said for the film, but I have had no exposure to the film so I am not including it in this rant.

Part 1. “This situation does not exist.”

So like, I get it. you wanna have your relatable portrayal of highschool and with the cliques and drama and the petty squabbles of the popular vs unpopular kids is often magnified by inexperience and raging hormones. Everyone remembers highschool as being more intense then it actually was, so often the melodrama in these sorts of stories is amped up to eleven.

The ‘Popular Clique’ characters are never going to act like any rational person would ever act. When you’re a boring loser in highschool you will instinctively find ways to put yourself above the people who you consider to be your ‘enemy’. You’re smarter then them, they’re all druggy sluts, you’re a good person etc.

But the reason why this trope works is because its often presented from the perspective of the teenager, but by the end of the narrative has widened to a more mature point of view. We learn that everyone has their own shit going on, their own insecurities n crap, and by the end of the narrative the characters have literally and figuratively ‘graduated’ from the naive idea that there are inherently good and bad people.

But Heathers is not about that.

The popular girls are actually satan. Listen to that song “Candy Store” and think to yourself “do these characters feel like actual people? can i imagine how or why the girls act like this?”

The reason why popular girls are more popular then you is usually because they’re better then you. They’re prettier, funnier, nicer, or altogether more charismatic, and it still boggles my mind that anyone in this school would care what these Heathers bitches think of them. I actually knew girls like the Heathers in highschool myself, and everyone mutually hated them and ragged on them behind their backs because of how vapid and annoying they were. They had power over the freshmen for maybe five minutes before their targets found their own friends to hang out with those bitches are left in the fucking dust.

And its not just a misconception of the main character, no she seems to be the only girl in her whole fucking school who is like “Um, maybe its????bad to be mean???” and the story treats her like she’s some fucking martyr for it. They even sing a song parodying the fact that a decent highschool narrative you’d expect Heather to be a human being with emotions, by having main girl make up a bunch of bullshit about “Pretty girls have feelings.” the whole thing seems to be a big fuck you to highscool narrative tropes but instead of going in a more realistic direction it just spirals into a petty unrelatable hell.

Part 2: “If this situation did exist, it wouldn’t be happening to this character.”

Does anyone else find it incredibly far fetched that for some reason whenever a bunch of beautiful teenagers pick on another equally beautiful teenager its usually just because they dont like the color of her hair? I wanna know when we as a society decided that the shorthand for evil beauty is blonde hair, not because I find the trope harmful but just because it feels lazy.

Why isn’t Veronica one of the popular kids? Because she’s a brunette. Why does everyone treat the Heathers like royalty? Because they’re blonde. Does being blonde somehow make you a terrible person? I guess so. Its just a mutually agreed thing at this point.

But again the reason why the blonde vs brown thing works in other highschool dramas is because the entire thing is based on the main character being petty, and in reality the brown haired girl is just as popular and surrounded by friends she just doesnt realize it because she’s too busy being jealous of some other bitch.

Veronica is not this. For some reason, a beautiful, intelligent, kind, and generally cool girl has no friends besides The Fat One and everyone treats her like garbage. The fact that she has to seek “protection” from the Heathers at lunch because she gets bullied just for existing would be hilarious if it wasnt so pretentious.

The play lets is know in no uncertain terms that Veronica is the only decent student at her school, and that none of the ostracization she feels is in her head. Its all real. They all hate her because she’s good and they’re bad, and there is zero tongue and cheek about it. The whole thing feels like a play within another piece of media. Like maybe theres a playwrite who is trying to depict her highschool experience, and its intentionally written to be as shallow and petty as her memories there.

And even that might be okay if she is portrayed as being just a huge fucking whimp who lets people walk all over her, but nooooo she’s a strong female character! She sings a whole song about how she’s not gonna put up with their shit or let it bother her anymore and says she’s gonna fight back before they ‘come after her’.

Is anyone going to tell her that murder isn’t usually a thing that bullies do?

Like seriously. Bullying is a huge problem that can seriously damage people from the inside out, but its usually not because of any physical damage. If she’s decided that she doesnt give a shit about the Heathers, then thats it. She’s already won. They can’t touch her anymore because if she doesnt care then they’ll inevitably grow bored and do something else. she even has her own friends to hang out with now so its not like she’s being threatened in that way either. But instead she makes a big deal about how she’s a ‘dead girl walking’ like she thinks she’s gonna be shanked in the locker room or something.

But then we get to JD.

Oh Jason Dean, you poor innocent soul. Unlike Veronica this kid is actually a victim of bullying and abuse, but its not from the so called ‘popular kids’, its from fucking Veronica herself.

Part 3. “Are we not going to talk about the fact Veronica raped a dude?”

Yeah. That shit happened. Here’s the official lyrics:

J.D.(spoken) Veronica? What’re you doing in my room?

VERONICA(spoken) Shhhh.Sorry, but I really had to wake you;See, I decided I must ride you till I break you.'Cause Heather says I got to go;You’re my last meal on death row.Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!Come on!Tonight I’m yours,I’m a dead girl walking!Get on all fours,Kiss this dead girl walking!Let’s go, you know the drill;I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!

Like I know later on in the song he gives consent n’ shit but its more framed like he lets her because he’s intimidated more then anything else. And whats more from this point onward in the play Veronica pretty much becomes JD’s only emotional outlet.

As someone whose known a lot of guys in this situation I can tell you that often they will do things they don’t want to to impress the people who they think are their only ally in life. More then anything these kinds of kids just want someone on their side, and will be roped into whatever toxic shit they need to keep these people with them.

Veronica goes through this guilty arc thing where she blames herself for ‘creating’ him but ultimately realizes that he was always doomed to be this way because of his shitty situation.

How fucking evil is it to perpetuate this idea? Oh no, Veronica isnt a bad person, she was just trying to help this kid by wrapping him around her finger and making him kill the people she doesn’t like but really its his fault for having a shitty childhood.

The song “Meant to be Yours” is supposed to be a picture of how twisted and evil JD has become in following revenge, but in reality its nothing like that. It wasnt his revenge, he was doing it for her. Veronica very much did break into his life and rip him to pieces for no reason other then she wanted a lackey to help her get revenge on people who shouldn’t have even bothered her in the first place.

But no, he is ‘damaged’, and the only way to redeem him is to blow himself up so the girl who destroyed him wont have to accept any of the consequences for her actions.

How the hell does Veronica ‘make things better’ at the end? She slaps a bitch and plans a sleepover. She was already doing that in the beginning. Why did JD have to die? He didnt. He fucking didnt. And the worst thing is that no even cares that he’s gone.

Not even Veronica.

She treats him like some kind of tragic monster that had to be killed for the good of mankind and everyone just fucking accepts it.

So just a recap: Blonde people are evil, everyone will hate you for being a saint, its okay to rape teenage boys if you’ve properly gaslighted them first, and if you are ‘damaged, far too damaged’ it is your responsibility to kill yourself so your abuser can be popular like she always wanted.

What a great show. 10/10. hope it runs forever.

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Bunni continues to play Richard And Alice! Random thoughts and stuff!

* I’m really not good at point and click advantures, so i dunno if my opinion is very valuable, but this one just seems... not good, gameplay-wise. The sections are all different lengths and difficulty levels in each chapter, and not in a fitting way. Like so far the only one where I had to combine two items was the first chapter, it took me ages to figure out what the game wanted me to do with the bedsheets. And then the second chapter had like zero point and click at all, you just had to find one toy brick and stick it to block one hole, then it was just story cutscenes. And now in chapter three we have a suddenly huge snowfield to explore with your painfully slow walk speed, yet there’s only like one thing you need to find and just... I’m getting surprisingly anxious worrying if I missed something cos i only found that one thing! There was a whole section i didnt explore cos i didnt realise you couldnt go back outside after you managed to open the door. And what was with the misdirect of Alice saying ‘maybe i can reach this window if i have something to stand on’ and then instead she just shot off the lock on the door? Does that mean there were multiple solutions to this puzzle and thats why the place was so huge?

* Anyway, the story continues to be intriguingly good! I continue to be really engaged in poor Alice’s journey through this post apocolyptic snow world with her lil son, and I continue to be really worried what happened to that son, since this is a flashback and Alice met Richard alone... Also I like the continuity that Barney is continuing to talk about the close call they had last time with a monsterous bastard who kidnapped them. This poor lil 7 year old is struggling to keep up and struggling to keep smiling so his mum won’t be sad, and its just SO COLD and he doesnt understand why they left ‘the safe house’ because he doesnt understand they were prisoners there. And god, its so sad cos you can understand how Alice might be getting frustrated with him, and you can understand that she KNOWS she’s being irrational, but she’s just so scared that she sucks at keeping up a brave face for her kid. But I think she’s doing a great job, she’s way more of a badass survivor than anyone else would have been in this situation! And Barney is being incredibly good too, he’s being really patient and obedient to his mum and he’s a really considerate kid, he gave his mum his toy car cos she was getting sad remembering when her husband was alive and they used to ‘go on adventures’. (”But we’re on an adventure now, mummy!”)

* And MAN I am REALLY WORRIED for this poor kid, he’s been showing signs of getting sick as they were travelling the snowy wasteland and I hope they can at least get a break now they’ve found this abandoned house to sleep in. BUT NOPE! Alice finds mysterious scary notes with some sort of log of... people...? It definately doesnt feel like just someone recording visitors or survivors they met, its got a weird sort of... priorities, to what was written down. ‘Fem. caucasian. 20s. Compliant. 65lbs.’ And then what struck me as especially weird was that someone would classify a kid as ‘Female. age 7. 21 lbs’ instead of like.. actually writing that it was a kid. This is someone seeing these people as.. merchandise. You never really get an answer in this chapter but I think it’s someone who was offering survivors fake shelter and then cannibalising them T_T The chapter just ends with Alice finding an ambiguously scary room with a bloodstain, but this is the only shelter they have, so all she can do is lock the door again so her kid doesn’t see, and barricade the front door in case this cannibal cult comes back for their home base... *shudder*

* But also seriously, why did I collect like five other red herring letters as well as the cannibal one? And a rusty saw and ammo for a different gun. Was that JUST red herrings or did I miss an optional puzzle?

* Its actually a weird relief to get back out of the flashback and back to our slightly-less-horrible horrible situation in present times. Sure, Alice and Richard are locked in prison, but in this apocolyptic scenario its a relief to be somewhere where you get daily food and working electricity. There’s even a tv that only sometimes doesnt work! And they have each other, and they’re building up a nice friendship now, and it just feels quite optimistic. Richard’s even getting a bit of a crush on Alice, even though the attempts at flirting between the two of them are failing horribly cos they’re both total goobers. i dunno, if they do get together in the end, I totally wouldnt mind it! I dont think its really necessary though.

* Aww but the more we learn about everyone’s backstory, the more I really wanna hug em! We still dont know very much about Richard, but we’ve learned now that he had an ‘average childhood’, at least, by his definition. And he lived in some sort of small country town, and he joined the army in order to see more of the world. But it went really badly and he got sent to prison for rebelling against a superior officer who made a clearly immoral order. JUSTICE FOR RICHARD, GRARR!! And then Alice continues to be way more well developed and interesting, even though I do still feel sympathetic for richard, yknow. Just a lil frustrated that it took us so long to even hear that lil bit about him, when he’s supposed to be the ‘main character’. Seriously he seems like just a framing device for us to talk to alice and see her flashbacks! Anyway, now we’ve learned that Alice didn’t have much of a childhood, because she was hospitalized for a long time. And she talks about how she felt like a burden and felt suicidal and how she never even got to make any friends til she grew up and became a lil more healthy, and then she sorta ended up in an unplanned pregnancy with the first man she ever dated, and never had a chance to pursue her dream career and just... wow Alice dear god, someone up there in the heavens hates you! God, I hope this game has an actual happy ending, please! And also it makes me EVEN MORE WORRIED about what happened to her kid, now im starting to worry if maybe he inherited her childhood disease and like.. it only first started manifesting during the apocolypse and she wasnt able to find a doctor in time.. or something... MAN THIS GAME IS GIVING ME A MILLION WAYS THIS SWEET BOY COULD DIE

* Oh but one random complaint... much as I care about Barney, he kinda isnt a very well written character. They fall into a lot of super outdated ‘fake movieverse child’ cliches instead of like.. bothering to listen to what actual kids talk like. He’s always using that fake cutesy talk like ‘i made you a waffle but i eated it’. Its rather jarring! ...but still I WILL DEFEND MY VIRTUAL SON FOREVER dont you dare kill him off just because his dialogue is poorly informalized!

* The next chapter is kinda boring, its not really even a chapter but just an intermission to show us some more gameplay and nothing else. Richard and Alice do nothing but have an awkward fetch quest to find enough stuff to make a pole to reach the termostat outside the jail cell, and then after all that it ends up failing anyway. I guess at least we do get a bit of character development cos we get to see them both frustrated and having a bit of an argument, then making up again, and etc. But meh, bring on the next actual plot flashback!

* “Why does Daddy live in the ground?”

* thats it im done this is how bunni is slain fucking hell

* god, I dunno if I made the right choice but I chose to be honest with the kid and try and explain what death is. I got to hear the backstory of how the dad died, so i THINk that was the right choice? It seems he died back when barney was too young to even really know him. It was at the start of the apocolypse and the family was doing semi okay living in a shared shelter with a bunch of other people. But then it was the start of government aid breaking down and society crumbling, and a gang stole the last food ration pack from them and the dad thought he could reason with them. And its just so sad cos Alice is thinking of all the ways it could have been prevented! ‘We’ve gotten used to surviving with less now, what if we’d just let that food go? we could have lasted’ And what if they’d shot first and asked questions later, instead of trying to be diplomatic. And apparantly back then things were a little less abd so there actually was a trader they could have got more food from, but resources were limited so they decided it wasnt worth it at the time. And the after the gang killed the dad and some of the other leaders of the shelter group, it seems like things just collapsed in a power struggle and thats how Alice ended up alone... And you just have this sad sidequest to gather flowers for his grave and then Barney is all ‘i dont really know him and i dont understand so i feel bad that i cant cry’ and then he’s asking if dead people can hear you from down in the ground. And I picked being honest again, and Alice didnt say yes or no, she just admitted that nobody really knows what happens after you die, and you have to choose what you want to believe. So Barney chooses to try and tell his dad about how they’re having a good day playing in the snow on this adventure, and Alice tells him that Barney’s grown up so big and strong, and Barney says ‘Yeah! Strong like a lion! Or you, daddy!’ and BUNNI’S SOUL SHATTERS INTO A MILLION PIECES

* i am gone i am deceased at this deceaseness aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

* And there’s like an optional note you can find that tells the story about some unnamed kid who was living alone with their friend Lucy and they were trying to survive without any adults to help, and its all SCARILY VAGUE and I hope we get to learn more about them later cos it just says how the same gang who killed the dad was just.. ominously circling around the area and Lucy was acting weird and then dissappeared, with a letter saying she chose to leave for [insert name of far away settlement here] but it was really suspicious and the unnamed kid thinks that the gang was threatening lucy and they must have kidnapped her and faked this note and then the diary just ENDS it just ends with the kid talking about how much they love lucy and cant live without her and we dont know if they found her or if she even really was kidnapped?? ITS SO VAGUE! its so vague that honestly im only just assuming the diary writer was a kid too, i mean maybe they were lucy’s parent or sibling or something? or maybe both them and lucy are older? but the way it was written sounded like they were like early high schoolers or something (then again this game is bad at writing kid characters so maybe not) I MOURN FOR YOU, UNNAMED DIARY PERSON AND LUCY OF MYSTERY

* OH GOD DOOM when it went back to modern day, now its got all mysterious and weird and sad too, AAAARRRGH the heroes are still in prison, but the guards have stopped coming to their cell and theyre stuck here scared and worrying and you dont know if the obvious has actually happened... i mean maybe the prison has been abandoned or everyone died and now they’re stuck here locked in their cell and AAAA eventually the cold will start seeping in and kill them too and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* okay im gonna go get back to playing this game

#bunni plays richard and alice

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