#the umbrella academy season 2 spoilers

[queermarzipan]

OKAY SO GUYS GUYS GUYS.

I figured out a way to make The Day That Wasn't happen. Like, actually happen. Realistically.

There is no "Five inexplicably just decides to come back an entire day later than he could," which is the literal only other way that I could think of.

I actually love it a bit, because it is so simple.

Five isn't only at the Commission to get a briefcase; The Commission also has information. Information that Five desperately needs. And it is, in fact, entirely accessible... via the Infinite Switchboard.

And let's face it, Five happening across that one transmission at the exact right time was entirely coincidental.

So what happens if Five misses the message that says, "Protect Harold Jenkins"?

He looks for answers elsewhere.

He threatens the entire roomful of people with the grenade like "I can drop it and be out of here before it hits the floor."

On the Infinite Switchboard, he examines every interaction his siblings have with an outsider, including fucking Klaus's torture.

And he finds Vanya opening the book. He reads what she reads. And he's like, wait, when did this happen? Holy fuck, has something good happened while I wasn't there??? Hang on——

And what does he see but his siblings each, seperately, having the best thing happen to them that is possible in that moment. PLUS he now knows that Vanya's powers are a very real possibility in what causes the apocalypse, and that said powers are linked to her emotions. Which is such a HUGE advance on what he knew before, which was Nothing, that skipping a day might actually not hurt in the long run. And if it's this day, it might actually be helpful.

And while Five is constantly annoyed by his siblings' "incompetence"— He does care about them. A lot.

I mean, he has lived literally an entire lifetime revolving around trying to Get Back in order to save their lives kind of caring.

Bingo.

#tua #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 1 #the umbrella academy season 2 spoilers

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Personally, I think they should turn the fact that Aiden Gallagher is basically an Adult Man into a running gag in Umbrella Academy. Like yeah, I'm cool with their "y'all have had to accept weirder things than this 19-year-old in pre-pubescent schoolboy shorts, just ignore it and look at the sentient cube thing" approach. It's quite humorous actually, but I think it would be really funny if they just:

"Hey guys is it just me or does Five look a lot older than you remember?"

"You're right actually, weren't you thirteen like a week ago? Why do you have a five o'clock shadow?"

"You've all aged me 20 years just let me f*cking retire."

#i binged all of tua s3 in one night if you couldn't tell #if you saw me say almost this exact same thing at 3:00 am in the discord last night #no you didn't #no but seriously they could have given him a couple years in texas during season 2 #give the man a chance #it was really funny having five and stan in the same room though because five is supposedly only one year older than stan #and he just. is not #it's hilarious why are they not utilizing this more #five hargreeves #number five #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #umbrella academy spoilers #umbrella academy #aiden gallagher #saframbles

[shinyyshield]

kinda sad we didn't get to see five bond and have a codependent relationship with his emotional support dog

rip mr pennycrumb you would've loved puss in boots: the last wish (2022)

#babe wake up we finally got 2 mr pennycrumb scenes in s3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #mr pennycrumb #five hargreeves #tua s3 spoilers #wizer talk #mine

[fiveisthedaddyhere]

Knowing Luther is swedish makes öga for öga scene even funnier

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #tua season 3 #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #luther hargreeves #tua luther #space boy #tua season 2 #tua s2

[burymeinblack2022]

UA s3: *dropping literally the next day in a matter of hours*

Netflix: you know what everyone needs rn? ANOTHER stranger things trailer

#Bitches will not promote a show and then be like 'oH noT eNoUgH pEopLe wAtcHeD iT' #Like. My brother in christ....that was YOUR doing #umbrella academy season 3 #Umbrella academy #Friendly reminder that s3 is now live #I can't watch it yet so I have spoiler blocked but yeah #the umbrella academy #Netflix #Stranger things Vol 2 #stranger things #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #This has been said but yeah. Apparently there was v little promo #They only posted on the UA account.... Which is kind of a dumb dumb move #Considering mcr just ended the 1st part of their tour and mcr/Gerard content is popping tf OFF #Dumb business decision right there... #txt #greatest hits

[nu-fin]

The Umbrella Academy from the P.o.V of Raymond Chestnut would be a horror film.

#I feel no need to elaborate #I feel so bad for that man istg #especially in season 4 if he remembers everything from season 2 #you cannot tell me that look he was giving Alison and Claire was anything other than a resigned terror #the umbrella academy #tua #alison hargreeves #allison hargreeves #Alison chestnut #Allison chestnut #raymond chestnut #tua s2 #tua season 3 #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #tua season three #tua season 2 #tua season two

[wonderchica05]

Part 2/2 Diego’s love language- PHYSICAL TOUCH!

Season 3: Ya boy’s emotions have been fully unlocked. Forget the slapping- Diego almost always has his hand on Stan’s back or shoulder as he walks him around the hotel. He gets a patented face grab when he kills* Klaus. He’s ruffling his hair, for God’s sake! Stan gets a negative touch from Alphonso and Diego flies into a murderous rage. He loves his alleged child already.

Gif by @i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky

In the second half of the season, Diego and Lila are basically velcro’d together. Diego is almost always touching her in some fashion- kissing, holding hands, grabbing her face, etc. They’re holding hands in nearly every scene. Man’s got it bad and he’s ready to show it.

In conclusion, Diego is a cinnamon roll who can kill you but will lovingly stroke your arm if you’re his family in any way. He’ll be obsessively rubbing Lila’s stomach for the next six months. She’ll pretend to want to homicide him but will actually love it. Baby Grace will likely spend the first few months of her life constantly strapped to his bare chest in a baby carrier so he can stroke her cute little head anytime he wants.

Part 2/2

#diego hargreeves #tua season 3 #diego x lila #tua #the umbrella academy #lila pitts #tua spoilers #david castañeda #stan hargreeves #part 2/2

[the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager]

POV: You just watched umbrella academy season 3 which absolutely butchers Allison's character development from both season 1 and season 2 erasing all the bonds she made with her siblings as she spends most of the season making horrible life decisions.

#I get that you are grieving girl #but the shit she pulled with Luther was absolutely unforgivable #I kinda hate that we just brush past that #i was really sad because i really loved Allison and Viktor's bond . #Klaus Viktor and Allison just chilling together was one of the best parts of season 2 to me #i really hope they do something better with her next season #I also hope Luther gets a proper apology not that it would solve anything but still #Emmy was as amazing as always though #netflix #the umbrella academy #tua #season 3 #spoilers #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[perfectharmonyloveschaos]

Theory: Klaus ends up finally being able to control the ghosts in this scene

And that connects to Allison maybe looking for him or something and the ghosts go for her or maybe his telekinesis finally comes into play?

Comparing the wispy texture and colour of the energy to the kugelblitz here that seems way fainter and doesn't actually physically interact with things but rather pass through them and then disintegrate them.

And Viktor's powers.

Viktor's power has a slight outline, like Five's does when he jumps, when he lets out a blast. Plus, the colour is a much stronger blue.

Compare these to Klaus summoning the ghosts in the trailer.

While not the exact same, neither the Kugelblitz nor Viktor or Five's powers have the same green tint they've included in Klaus' powers this season. This helps distinguish his powers from the others.

#am i probably wrong? yes more than likely #klaus's powers look way better compared to the five seconds we got of him in the first episode of season 2 #look the show will have to pry klaus having telekinesis from my cold dead heads okay #if viktor can be OP let allison and klaus get their glowups #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #klaus hargreeves #tua s3 spoilers #tua s3 theories #tua s3 speculation #the umbrella academy season 3 #allison hargreeves #tua theory

[theseance1968]

From a psychological point of view, Allison's mental break was written so well and Emmy's execution knocked it out of the park

#the umbrella academy #allison hargeeves #tua season three #tua s3 spoilers #emmy raver lampman #like DAMN that mental breakdown when she slumped against the wall sobbing??? #haunting #once again she carried the season's plot #not meaning as a jab to the other characters #i just mean i think her story in season 2 also drew me in the most

[sharkaroni]

Here's what to do if you get kidnapped by assholes with nefarious intentions and your idiot siblings have no idea you're even gone:

step 1: fall in love

#step 2: someones gotta die #tua #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua spoilers #luther hargreeves #klaus hargreeves

[gothiclygf]

It's very weird people are upset that Lila is kinda insane.. when her nickname is "Crazy Lady" and her first appearance was in an asylum. Just sayin' it's a weird thing to complain about of all things lol.

#lila pitts #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua lila #tua season three #tua 3 #the umbrella academy s3 #the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy 2 #first appearance #lila x diago #rant? idk

[ghostlywavelengths]

The reason why you hate Allison so much this season is because Emmy Raver gave the performance of the century as a villain and that’s that on that

#she did her job so well #RENT WAS DUEEEE THE LAST 2 EPISODES #allison hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy 3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #season 3 spoilers #don’t get me wrong Allison can kick rocks for what she did to Luther #but I’m worried some of y’all are not understanding it’s a character #like she did her job well that’s why she’s a good villain #worries me seeing a predominantly white fandom wiping the floor w a black character #not a cute look #she gives every season but Emmy ate this season

[nu-fin]

Something I noticed during s2 that I know some people in this fandom are not going to like me bringing up:

Klaus is oldest umbrella (other than five)

At the start of s1 they’re all 29/30 (can’t remember what month we start in), then during that Klaus spends a year in 1970s Vietnam, making him 30/31, then after that he’s the one dropped earliest in the 60s, three years before Viktor, who was dropped the latest (again, other than Five), making him 33/34.

Meaning by where we are in s3 he is a solid four years older than everyone else.

Yet he’s still the one who gets infantilised the most?

..What?

#yes ik most of it happens in pre-cannon stuff #and people usually do it by number #so Luther is the oldest and Viktor is the youngest #but STILL! #point FUCKING STANDS. #it’s the one thing I dislike the most about this fandom and the reason I tend to interact with it less than tma #how much it baby’s klaus #he is NOT A CHILD #he is a FULLY GROWN MAN IN HIS 30s! #thank you! #tua #tua spoilers #tua season one #tua season two #tua season 1 #tua season 2 #tua s1 #tua s2 #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #klaus hargreaves #oh yeah how do you spell their surname btw?? #still have no idea #the seancé

[ineffablesnakeycrowley]

Stranger things writers: We will only kill newly introduced characters even though it makes no sense logically. We will keep the main characters safe though killing them would have given a beautiful ending to their arc. While we are at it, let us use gay character's feelings to enhance hetero couple's love story.

Umbrella Academy writers: We will make our main character embrace their identity as a man because we love and respect our actors. If we lose viewership because of this then so be it. Screw them bigots. We will never lower our standards.

TUA might never gain as much popularity as ST because, as they say, it is a bonkers show for chaotic people. But it has never let me down where it actually matters.

#stranger things #stranger things spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers #stranger things 4 vol 2 #stranger things 4 #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua #tua s3 #tua season 3 #tua spoilers