#he cut his own hair...

[chloesimaginationthings]

YOUR DESIGN FOR TEENAGE MICHAEL IS SO KFJSKD CUTE :3 !!

I have to draw him again, when he’s less in destress

#ask reply #I’m glad yall like him!!! #I have more sketches of him when figuring out his design #I’ll probably share those on my Patreon #he teeny tiny #itty bitty #long hair for teen Michael has always just made sense to me #fits the time period and the vibes #for my design of him #I like to think Michael started cutting his own hair during his teens #into adulthood and that’s why his hair is so jagged and spikey #this is just for my design btw not Michael as a whole but I think it’s a fun quirk

[saprozoicworm]

SORRY SORRY BUT

can u cwease draw this.... Just maybe....

i reversed them my bad

#ask #i keep changing how i draw tweek specifically his hair.. my bad #i just think he cuts his own bangs sometimes #south park

[shitpostingkats]

It's been years and I'm still thinking about how Ace Attorney accidentally made Sebastian and Klavier the same class at Themis. And Seb was VALEDICTORIAN. Capcom accidentally made it so the international rockstar who actually seems to give quite a shit about being a good lawyer and projects himself like a flawlessly cut diamond, was NOT the top of his grade. That honor went to this pathetic kitten of an orchestra kid who can't spell "affidavit" and bursts into tears every five minutes.

#you CANNOT convince me they didn't know each other at school #You CANNOT convince me Klavier wasn't tearing his hair out wondering what this guy had that he didn't #and Kristoph (knowing full well that Blaise is paying for his grades) was just like 'Hm. SAD. I guess he's just smarter than you.' #*smash cut to Sebastian trying to walk through a mcdonalds drive-thru* #And then post AJ then meet up again and become best friends #start a 'the familial member I looked up to for validation was actually an abusive asshole who manipulated me for their own ends' club #ace attorney #aa #aai #aai2 #aa investigations #apollo justice ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #ace attorney investigations 2 #sebastian debeste #klavier gavin

[embarasseddragon234]

Hey. Hey. So, this probably isn't intentional cause it's a bit of a stretch but-!

But-!

MK's bangs kinda look like Pigsy's ears and I think that's adorable

#this boy's styling his hair to look more like his dad its canon in my heart now #lmk #lmk mk #lmk pigsy #lmk dadsy #dadsy #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #i was drawing them and realized the basic shape i was making to draw was the same #and was like WAIT #i need to draw something where little MK cuts his own bangs because he wants to look like he has little pig ears #itd be cute

[scribblesscribblings]

Whoopsies, spun with sickles a lil too much

#guilty gear #axl low #my art #with how much he twirls around it’s a miracle he’s never accidantally cut his own hair #but what if he did #a horrible tragedy truly

[teeth-draws]

He’s trying to be cool about it but he shouldn’t have opened that and you should probably get out of there…

#shepherds of haven #red antiqua #like everyone else I’ve been playing bg3 and every time I talk to Gale I want to talk to red instead #also Anders but like out of all of them red is the standout favourite #less… explosive……. yanno #I just threw shoujo flowers and a bunch of textures on this I’m rly happy with his hair and skin #I’m not sure on the composition but I guess it’s a learning curve #this was originally part of a bunch of sketches I did of red and I took it and made it it’s own picture #I just love him ok #the writing in the book says something about how these demons can only be banished with a filthy pash so he has his work cut out for him #and he doesn’t want you to see #impulsivity got the best of him again #mc…… uh. I’m so happy to see you but uh. don’t watch this I’m begging you #guess he’s wearing normal people clothes and I don’t have a reason for why except that I think red wears big jumpers when he’s not in #slutty mage gear #fanart #fantasy #if games #shoh

[sulfies]

Ezio: You- I cannot, go fuck yourself Altaïr!

Altair: How dare you talk t-... *Smirks* you know what... I think I will

Ezio:...

Ezio:*walking back immidietly* CAZZO! YOU KNOW I DID NOT MEAN DESMOND YOU-

#I just know Ezio keeps making fun of Altaïr for being into his own self 2.0 #not that Ezio has a much leg to stand on.... #if he cut his hair he would be in the same situation... #good thing he never will #assassin's creed #ezio auditore #altaïr ibn la'ahad #fanfic

[artsyco3xist]

Hair-swapped TWST Part 11

This one was requested multiple times...

And I don't know why....

Now y'all can see how truly atrocious Kalim's hair is.

#twisted wonderland #artists on tumblr #disney twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst fanart #jamil viper #hair swap #hair swapped twst #kalim al asim #i have an agenda #and that agenda is getting people to see how ugly Kalim's hair is #like unironically i think its worse than Rook #did he try cutting his own hair once and now Jamil covers it up with the turban? #if jamil cant do it justice then no one can 😔

[the-marat-multiverse]

A Complete List of Max's Extracurriculars By Age

4-5: Singing lessons (private)

5-6: Piano lessons

6-7: Flower Scouts (local division)

7-8: Ballet

8-9: Tap dance

9-10: Choir (at school)

10-11: Gymnastics

11-12: Band (choice of instrument; trumpet)

12-13: Softball

13-14: Chess

14+: Working a job

#camp camp #max camp camp #mod rat #keep in mind hes trans :) #his parents put him in more feminine extracurriculars :) #around 8 is when he realizes hes a boy #at 10 is when he forcibly transitions himself (cuts his own hair and refuses to be quiet about it anymore)

[ooeygooeyghoul]

I think Shiun had a bit of a Moment™ in Endwalker after finding out about his creation and purpose where he chopped off his hair and horns. And maybe he almost went a bit too far with removing those edges.

#ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #au ra #primordial flame: shiun kazumasa #my art #cw blood #cw self harm #just exploring his issues with his own body #how he perceives himself as dangerous #the black horns continuously grow and don't hurt to trim/cut off #he looks up and to the side when he's lying or avoiding something btw #anyway short hair shiun for you

[sqlmn]

Lightning, water, and fire! Like forever before the plot starts. By the time the plot starts, the lightning and fire deities have been subjected to punishment by the two gods that picked them.

Oh (the fire deity) is first to be punished. They basically decide that since they're going to live for a long time, gotta set some long time goals! And they opt to be the wrath of the gods since most of the other deities are too 'soft' in their opinion. So Oh just. Smites humans. This isn't really a /good/ thing and in their defense mentally, they do it to help Ymber since he's the softest of them all. So their punishment by the gods is to be split in two, effectively halving the power of one into two. (Now they are in a male and a female body and use both male and female pronouns apart since they together make they but apart it feels weird to be they. But prior to the split they use they/them. Also the split bodies go by the names Ohiwe and Ohime.)

Fulj is the second to be punished. She falls in love with a mortal woman and that is a crime according to the gods. Mortals and immortals are not to be together and it will only bring suffering to both sides. So her punishment is her memories of the woman are stripped and her body basically broken to the point she can't remain physical all the time.

Ymber, unfortunately, is the one who blames himself for the discoveries and punishments. If he had only tried to restrain Oh more then maybe they would have chilled out and stopped before being punished. If he had only tried to persuade Fulj to not continue seeing the mortal woman so often perhaps she wouldn't have been punished. So he's just increasing the guilt on his shoulders every day that he remains unpunished since the elder gods have both laid down to rest. They can't enforce their laws anymore and none of the deities are keen on harming one another at this point. They just want to continue existing in peace.

#the daily life of a deity sucks #and then ymber falls in love with a human and is like welp this sucks and i understand fulj now #i also would have accepted the punishment for this #and fulj doesnt even remember the woman she was punished for and doesnt remember how she was before #so she is like hey ymber please just go and kiss the weird human i dont even like him but youre being mean by not kissing him #and ymber is just having the worst time of his life being encouraged by someone who used to be so happy #who he also encouraged to be happy once upon a time #also ohiwe and ohime pop up in the water city to bully ymber sometimes but its still in the way of #dude we like you please grow a spine its been a thousand years please grow a backbone and tell us to piss off #and he never tells them to piss off #also fulj has a long braid here but you cant really see it #and she loves to braid ymbers hair and he gets to braid hers when shes giggling and chatting about love #and a short while after the punishment fulj chops the braid off and ymber is like welp my friend is officially gone #and then he cuts his own hair and leaves to go develop his city alone in seclusion #and he sometimes just cuts it really short because hes still sad and soggy and thinks of fulj braiding his hair #and then she shows up one day when hes debating how long its getting and she smiles #and tells him he looks good with longer hair #so he kinda keeps it a messy short then it gets to be medium and he decides he can survive with medium but he couldnt do long again #but once again fulj is the reason for his life choices (and guilt) #also before anyone asks yes all the deities have a collar #its very important actually that they are collared its lore information thanks #and for what it matters - after oh is split both forms are just as tall #theres just two of them at half power but they are both tall

[megamindsupremacy]

Thinking about how Clark cuts his own hair by laser-eyes-ing himself via mirror and like. How in the hell did he figure that out?? Was Martha one day when he was like, six, go “okay son I know your new powers are scary but that hair is scarier, we gotta figure something out.” Or, he develops his powers later in life right? College aged Clark has been teased One Too Many Times for his hair and he looks in the mirror and goes that’s enough im cutting this shit off no matter what it takes. How did he figure out mirrors can bounce the lasers off? What was going through his head the first time he stared into a mirror knowing he was about to shoot lasers at his face? And hopefully only his hair would be cut? How bad was that first haircut? I have so many questions.

#mads posts #Clark kent #dc #Superman #dc comics #god I have so many questions guys #do the lasers only cut his hair? is there a risk of him lasering his own face off? #he had no way of knowing the first time for all he knew he was about to laser his face off on accident

[riceonrye]

Listening to your roommate’s daily ramble about how stupid the police are over breakfast

#sherlock holmes #sherlock & co #john watson #what the hell is this john design. whatever #art tag #cannot for the life of me tell if I like this art style #I know for a fact Sherlock cuts his own hair in the bathroom mirror with kitchen scissors #because he doesn’t like people touching his head #how do I know? I have autism next question

[natjennie]

i could listen to bob mortimer say insane shit for hours. what is wrong with him. I want to hang out with him so bad.

#he can rip an apple in half. his butt hole is too high up he has to sit backwards on toilets #he does his own dentistry #he cut peoples hair at a campsite in exchange for egg sandwiches #he set his childhood house on fire playing with fireworks inside #i want to sit in his living room and drink hot chocolate and listen to him tell stories #he's so crazy #bob mortimer #wilty #would i lie to you

[hearts4juzi]

I love how i have pointless headcanons about gregorys transness because his whole ggy era got twisted around to me thinking about how hes trans and how that might connect with his time glitchtrapped especially since he was referred to with fem terms (in other languages but shhhhh let me have this) and how his recovery period of taking back his life could include reclaiming his gender and hitting that "tboy enough to fuck with gender without being scared of being misgendered" type thing and thats why i find any headcanons of him wearing skirts/makeup/nailpolish or other traditionally feminine things so so so special

#like i think a lot about him being a stranger in his own body #he acts like himself and talks like himself but sometimes just isnt himself #and the way the therapists use fem terms and the discomfort that could bring #but he cant do much because its not him #and he end up not remembering a good chunk of his life #everything has been taken from him #but even before that #he had to cut his own hair and everything and he still didnt get to keep his own fucking name because someone else stood in his place #and pretended to be him #but its not him #and idk how this truly connects to transness but i resonated with it #and i think in his goal to truly heal from everything #it include a massive fuck yo to that rabbit and society #he'll wear skirts and makeup and do what he wants because nobody controls him. not a rabbit and certainly not societys perception of gender #does this make sense #i think abt trans gregory a lot its canon to me #tzu rambles

[zhansww]

X玖少年团肖战DAYTOY: 剪去三千烦恼丝。 | Cut off three thousand worries.

#xiao zhan #231224 #weibo #ggwb #reminds me of when he cut his own hair during quarantine #I assume he didn't do it himself this time tho