#hazbin hotel issues

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Never seen anyone mention this but the amount of children in the Hazbin Hotel fandom is concerning. Obviously there’s gonna be some teens cause teens watch adult shows, but I’ve seen LITERAL 8-11 year olds watching this show and that is not okay who is letting their babies watch this show genuinely. This is going to absolutely fuck up their perception of what’s normal and what isn’t. Not to sound like an old man but kids should not be saying “fuck” “cock” and “whore” at 8 years old.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel issues

[luci-was-a-dreamer]

How much you want to bet Alastor is speaking from experience? Popular headcanon is that his dad was a pos

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel edit #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #daddy issues #hazbin hotel season 2

[bunnieswithknives]

In which Angel does not know biblical lore

#hazbin hotel #sinner!adam #hazbin hotel angel #angel dust #hazbin hotel adam #art #fanart #comic #tbh I think Adam would have to many self image issues about his demon body to be caught dead in a swim suit #but I needed to convolute a way for this joke to happen

[greencharisard]

IT BEGINS MUHAHAHAHAHA

I've been a "No ships for Alastor" person for the longest time bc I couldn't see him with anyone, but then episode 5 happened and Radioapple has taken over my life. I'm also not a big fan of making fankids/nextgens for my ships bc I don't like the idea that every couple needs a child (plus most of the ships that I like I just can't see dealing with kids)... Howeverrrrr the entirety of this ship is these two goobers trying to out-dad each other, so I just,,, created a child concept... for fun...

Yeah it didn't remain just "for fun" for long lmao, say hi to Cider.

Premise: Lucifer and Alastor both made their own little versions of each other, so they can take their anger out on them, Charlie finds out, the above interaction happens, BOOM! Congratulations you goobers you now have a child.

Charlie is absolutely extatic about her new little brother, Lucifer is shocked at first but comes around quickly, Alastor... Alastor takes a while to warm up to the idea, but Cider's cuteness slowly wins him over. He 100% tries to hide it tho.

I

AM

GOING

FERAL

Over these two, my god, I can't y'all, this show has me in a chokehold but these two goobers expecially.

Hazbin Hotel by to Vivziepop

art and character by me, do not copy, trace, repost, reuse ecc without my permission please.

#fan art #hazbin hotel #fan character #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #radioapple #ship art #my art #my ocs #i'm so not normal about them #more than anything completely wrecked me in the daddy issues department #and whatever it takes hit the mommy issues spot but thats for another time

[petitprincess1]

Alastor, almost dying for ppl he thought were his pawns and having emotions beyond "smile smile":

#dude saw that he was caring about others and thought it was a “skill issue” #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor

[phddyke]

Hazbin Hotel is actually healing my inner ex-Christian so hard.

No joke, I nearly started cheering when Lute called Charlie and Vaggie’s love “vile and blasphemous” (and then burst out laughing when Adam immediately followed it up with “Hot as fuck though”). I know that may sound weird considering that I am, in fact, a lesbian, but here me out:

Seeing Christians being explicitly homophobic onscreen? It validates me. It makes me think “Oh yeah, I’m not crazy, Christians are that hateful!” And, call me crazy, but I think homophobia being tied in with villainy is a good thing. Neither Adam or Lute are supposed to be good people; they are very obviously the villain, and that establishes their behavior as bad. Someone on Twitter said that Lute gave them religious fanatic vibes and I couldn’t agree more.

And here’s the thing, too: it’s explicit homophobia, not some dumb metaphor. There’s no way to take it as anything else. And I really need that. I need to see Christians being explicitly homophobic onscreen in the same way that other people need and create worlds where homophobia doesn’t exist.

But me? I want my pain and suffering acknowledged. I want the harm that Christianity does acknowledged. Homophobia is real and the religious kind doubly so. I related to Vaggie so much in that episode; I felt her trepidation about going back to Heaven. Felt like a good metaphor for escaping a fundamentalist church only to be forced to visit again.

And Viv is not afraid to explicitly point this out and criticize them. Like, yes! Say it! They are hypocrites! They don’t care about people being better, they only care about punishment! They maimed one of their own and left her to die because she spared a child! They’re homophobic freaks! They would never see the good that Angel does and how he’s improved and is wonderful, they only see that he’s a drug addict and a sex worker and think he’s worthless for that even though Jesus broke bread with sex workers and people considered the dregs of society. (And of course Angel is gay on top of that.)

And another thing: not only did the Adam line make me laugh, but the second homophobic Lute line about “he blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth” cracked me up too. It reminded me of the pilot where Katie Killjoy said “I don’t touch the gays” to Charlie, which is a line that made me laugh for 4+ years straight. When I told my brother that was the funniest homophobia I’d ever heard in media, he very wisely said, “All homophobia is funny if you think about it.” And you know what? He’s right. It is funny, because it’s so fundamentally goddamn stupid, so let’s give characters ridiculous lines so everyone can laugh at how idiotic they and their beliefs sound.

#i actually have no issue if sinners go to hell for being gay #it’s not like viv is saying that’s a good thing #if anything she’s showing how utterly deranged that is and the very serious consequences #hazbin hotel #tw homophobia #hazbin hotel spoilers #lute #adam #charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin lute #hazbin adam #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel angel dust #hellaverse #vivziepop #thanks for seeing and rescuing my inner queer ex-Catholic kid #also i wanna get ‘vile and blasphemous’ tattooed #i may even work it into my wedding vows #like youre damn right im vile and blasphemous bitch now go fuck yourself<3 #katie killjoy

[nightmarerose1]

I LOVE THE MORNINGSTAR FAMILY!!!🍎❤️🍎❤️🍎❤️

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE LILITH⁉️ YOU WAS AT THE BEACH THE WHOLE F*CKING TIME FOR SEVEN YEARS❗️❗️😤 YOUR FAMILY MISS YOU

Bonus: The fact Charlie daddy issues got fix but now she gotta deal with her mommy issue next is crazy like she just can’t catch a break 😭

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin vaggie #chaggie #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #daddy girl #hazbin lilith #lilith morningstar #lucifer x lilith #lulith #the Queen has arrived #Lucifer is so damn lucky #she so fine #oh the angst that is going to come #mommy issues incoming #SHE WAS AT THE DAMN BEACH #this whole time #i just cannot #hazbin lute #vivziepop

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Lucifer: *wanting to do something nice for alastor*

Lucifer: So I went through my archives… 😗 your mother has never been to hell so she’s probably up above… 👆

Lucifer: 😬Your father on the other hand… yeesh… didn’t last 2 days in hell got eaten by an oversized fish.

Alastor:

Lucifer: 😐 *nervous sweats* I overstepped your boundaries agai-

Alastor: That is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for me. I don’t know how I can ever repay you.

Lucifer: 😁 Don’t mention it haha! daddy issues am I right???

-Later-

Alastor: …….. Niffty how would one go about killing god?

Niffty: 🙂 A bottle of turmeric 3 buttons and a very large can of paint

Husk: 👁👄👁 wut.

#hazbin radioapple #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin #radioapple #daddy issues #killing god

[spacebubblehomebase]

Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

#lucilith #spacebubblearts #my art #doodle #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lilith #eden #pre-fall #long haired Lucifer #adam and eve #headcanon #crack #treated seriously #serpent #look at our little apple pie #hey look I drew me again! #well my mascot at least #strawberry milk is one of my three favorite drinks that isn't a latte #the others are grape soda and mango shake #very random but true #lesbians #maybe??? #shit post #why did I draw this so fast??? #or at all??? #I keep seeing that Luci gave birth to Charchar and I know it's a joke but I think this hc can add up to that now that I think about it XD #angel lucifer #angel x human #imagine being a lesbian before other girls were a thing LOL skill issue- *dies*

[cannibalistic-deer]

It baffles me that I've seen people say "Alastor is canonically sex and touch repulsed" as a reason people "shouldn't" be shipping Alastor sexually/romantically.

Why assume that the sex repulsion applies to every relationship in his life, permanently? Some aces are sex favorable, or may develop more favorable feelings for specific people, even if otherwise repulsed.

And the same applies to touch repulsion. That's such a weak argument. Alastor canonically, and very clearly, is okay with or possibly even enjoys touch in specific situations. He does seem to be touch repulsed in general, but again, there are specific people it doesn't apply to. (Rosie is the best example, since with anyone else it is more brief, but Rosie touches him, and is the one initiating that, frequently.)

All types of attraction, or comfort levels with different manners of affection, are fluid. This isn't ever an excuse to invalidate real people who are telling you their identities, but it does mean that assumptions really can't be made about what a person would or wouldn't do.

And this type of thinking is what really leads to invalidating real people, because even if you think "being asexual means never having sexual attraction," and then an ace person shares that they think they might have experienced sexual attraction at some point but still identify as ace... then you have to be open to that. You cannot put sexualities in boxes. This applies to all sexualities.

I'm a fictive of Alastor myself, and I am sex repulsed, so I understand the discomfort, but I also understand that people are not harming any real, living person by making fanworks where Alastor is having sex. It also doesn't mean they're inherently rejecting his asexuality.

If people want to ignore Alastor being aroace completely, that's different. Alastor is canonically aroace (or asexual at minimum), and he always will be. But jumping to conclusions about what people think because you're too naive and stubborn to understand that sexuality and attraction doesn't fit into tidy little boxes is harmful and is a way of thinking that must be changed.

This became longer than intended because I was mostly thinking about the "Alastor is touch repulsed to everyone!" claims some people make, which are frankly incompatible with canon. But the rest of this post is also true.

#alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #radiostatic #staticradio #appleradio #radiorose #radioapple #radiohusk #charlastor #radiodust #I personally wouldn't want to see a lot of the fanworks that are out there #but people can make what they want #at least I can comprehend that other versions of Alastor may... be inclined to parttake in such activities #it is not that hard to understand #discourse #al broadcast #I know I have already ranted about this topic but it is always an issue #also want to note that acespec headcanons for Alastor are still valid if done with enough knowledge about the topic #ie don't use a demisexual headcanon only as a workaround if you don't understand what it means #otherwise have at it

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Also hey guys I know Nifty has basically no character that Vivzie utilises but can we stop infantalising her. That is a grownass woman.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel issues #hazbin nifty #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #niffty #nifty #raimble

[loffxhan]

You can call me “daddy” too 🍎🍎🔥

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #art #fanart #my art #he’s hot #i have daddy issues sorry #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer

[carpp]

more emilute sketches

#hazbin hotel #emily #lute #emilute #what if heaven decided to cast out lute after what she did goes public #but emily was influenced by charlies belief in redemption #so she manages to sway the jury and postpone the verdict #until they decide what to do with lute and the other exorcists emily has to keep an eye on her #and be like her parole officer #over time they grow closer #they work through lutes issues #eventually they fall in love #maybe emily could get more independent from sera and open her own hotel in heaven #to help reformed sinners adjust #lute could work as security at the hotel #they would kind of be like a parallel to charlie and vaggie #yes im fully delusional about them at this point

[mintaikcorpse]

Gay people can never just say "I love you" it's always shit like "Rescuing me makes him so happy" or "I guess you have changed" or "We could talk, or watch a movie, or maybe cuddle?", or "The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon"

#thanks for making communication issues #really love yall for that #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #good omens #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #casinohearts #stolitz #shadowpeach #lmk #lego monkie kid

[demonictacobeard]

Charlie, trying to cheer Adam up: Hey I know Hell can be a bit much, and we do have bad stuff happen to us but it’s not all bad! There’s parts of Hell that are just so different, and it can be amazing. And hey, your son Cain is here! He’s actually kind of a big deal, the very first overlord and all. He’s retired now and is the leader of the biblical settlement outside of pentagram city if you want to……Adam?

Sinner Adam, staring down at Charlie with wide eyes because Heaven told him all his kids chose to be reincarnated because the winner and sinner system hadn’t been set up yet until when Adam died: Cain’s here?

Vaggie, going ice cold from surprise as she sees desperation on Adam’s face for the first time: Oh shit he was human underneath all that asshole

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #sinner adam #cw cursing #biblical references #Watch me use the Bible for nothing it was ever meant to be used for #Lmao it’s my religion issues and I’ll use it when I NEED IT #Adam: My boy? #Meanwhile Cain hundreds of miles away thinks his dad has hated him for ten thousand years #I’ve gone off the rails with canon #Charlie: I must state a family reunion immediately

[sidsinning]

Me trying to watch a video criticizing Hazbin Hotel and zoning out bc they're showing a clip of Lucifer and I keep thinking he's cute and perfect oh this is a HYPER hyperfixation

They were talking shit about my man and it went in one ear and out the other

Like

I was still listening

But the priority was

MAY I REMIND YOU ALL AGAIN

IT TOOK A MERE 2 EPISODES

FOR ME TO BECOME SMOOTH BRAINED

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #sidrabbles #i have issues man #what is happening