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milksnake-tea · 2 months

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oh hello there. fancy seeing you here ;) god help me im so bad at this

Okay but for real though, I'm still blinking at this because we've officially reached (and transcended because I'm late) 2,000 FOLLOWERS !!!!! I'm honestly still in shock because I'm still recovering from 1k ..... I can't thank you all enough for the love and support you've given me and my silly writings, I can't believe my silly little blog has gotten this far sniffles

SO. for the event because i am NOT letting you all go empty handed. We are not doing a prompt drabble thing because I learned my lesson from the last event but WHAT WE ARE DOING. is like. this weird Q&A but like not. okay wait i'll explain it's kind of confusing but !!!

TLDR : I want to get to know you guys better (and you guys to know me better !!!), so I'll be doing an ask game! You can ask me about myself, my opinions on characters, and my headcanons on them as well !! It'll be more casual because that's easier for me (so it'll be me talking rather than my writing voice yall know), but I want this to be really fun for all of us :D

duration for asks: 3/19 - 3/26

rules

ABSOLUTELY NO NSFW. I am here to be silly not horny.

Don't ask me anything too personal or invasive, if you do I'll delete the ask altogether.

Don't ask for romantic headcanons for minor characters, arlan, or welt.

Be respectful, please !!! I just want to have fun guys :(

You can ask me things other than what's on the prompt lists, just as long as it isn't inappropriate.

Don't ask me on my opinions of ships, especially ratiorine (I mean this in the nicest way possible I just don't like that ship).

For my opinions on characters, you can ask about characters outside of HSR (as long as I know them), but for character hcs, keep it to HSR.

ask prompts - author !!!

What's set as your phone screen?

Do you have any pets?

What's your typical order at a cafe?

Do you prefer coffee or tea?

If you had to pick one character from ___ as your favorite, who would it be?

What's the last song you listened to?

Who's your favorite song artist?

Who was your first fictional crush?

What was the first fic you've written online?

How long have you been on Tumblr?

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite color?

Name the WIP that's been rotting in your drafts the longest.

Name the WIP that you want to share the most.

What authors do you recommend?

Who are your mains?

What characters do you think you're the most similar to?

ask prompts - characters !!!

What are your general hcs about them?

What do you think their love language is?

On a scale of 1-10, how healthy are they in a relationship?

What's an unpopular opinion you have? (can be on a character or a fandom!!)

Character Analysis

What do you think ___ is like in love?

What kind of person do you think ___ wants in a relationship?

What's an ick you'd think a character has?

Who do you think would be the best partner, realistically?

How good at cuddling is ___?

What's a really stupid hc you have about a character?

What's a character duo that you really want to see interacting/see more of?

What character do you think is really underrated in the fandom?

What characters do you think would be the best friends or companions to have?

#event 🏵️#honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #follower event #qna #author qna #2k follower event

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conkers-thecosy · 8 months

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Hi conkers!!

i have a question regarding hobbit ears.

In Poet (I forgot which chapter, sorry), you mentioned hobbit ears are very sensitive/easily aroused when touched(?) Does this only happen when the ears are being touched by someone else? Or can the hobbit themselves touch their own ears and feel arousal?

(is it the hobbit equivalent of jerking off???)

thank you very much

Well hi there!

This is such a great, fun question, and honestly not one I expected to get, so thank you for sending it!

Answer under the cut 💛

So, the way I decided to tackle this particular bit of popular fanon, is that Bilbo's ears are an eroginous zone. They aren't an inherently sexual organ, but they are particularly sensitive to stimulation. For example, let's say someone likes to have their neck kissed during foreplay or sex, it doesn't necessarily mean they can't wear a polo-neck jumper or necklaces the rest of the time without getting all hot and bothered. Another fun example to use is that Thorin is often depicted in fanfic as being the same way about his hair - there's smut upon smut of him going to pieces because Bilbo touched his hair or braids or beard, etc, but it would be a bit inconvenient if he became aroused just brushing his locks in the mornings. ...Though I guess it depends on the sort of night he had 😂

In particular for my headcanon about this, I specify via Beorn that Bilbo is a Fallohide hobbit. This is only partially true, as he's a Fallohide from his mother, and a Stoor from his father. I don't want to get too deep into the differences as it's a plot device I'm saving for "King" but I felt like some of the differences might be that a Harfoot hobbit would be sensitive about their feet, for example. Fallohides, by comparison, are more responsive to having their ears touched - and I have to admit, I mostly went for this because feet give me the ick, haha!

Now, in chapter three of "Poet" Bilbo has a pretty strong reaction to Thorin pinching his ear. The reason for that is threefold; first, because he's drunk and his inhibitions have been lowered. Second, because Thorin has been touching him up a little, while very, very obviously flirting for almost the whole chapter, so he's already a little flustered anyway. Third, and not to spoil anything for you (because I'm sure this will come as a shock) is because it's Thorin who does it, and Bilbo has a very specific set of emotions regarding his dwarf, poor chap!

I feel like in this particular headcanon, Bilbo couldn't get off from having his ears touched alone (though if that's your jam, I highly recommend "A Little Privacy" by Keelywolfe) but in the right situation it could definitely get him in the mood to get railed, let's say, over a large table, or the wall of a well 😁

Ahem.

Anyway, I hope this answers your question! Thanks so much for sending it, it was fun to have an excuse to ramble about my silly ideas, haha!

Lola xx

#anon #ask #anon ask #conkers-theficwriter #conker's bagginshield headcanons #cw: sex #soldier poet king series #conkers corner

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finniestoncrane · 2 years

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NSFW Alphabet: Gotham!Riddler x Reader

One of my NSFW A-Zs. Feel free to send me more character requests. This one is about muppet-smile over here, Gotham!Eddie. request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff, kinks mentioned throughout

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Precious, sweet Ed is getting straight up as soon as he's finished to bring you a glass of water, a snack if you're hungry, and collecting your clothes from the floor and folding them neatly for later. He'll get back into the bed behind you, holding you close and resting his chin on your shoulder while he grins his silly little smile and nuzzles your neck. You're definitely being praised and thanked like there was no tomorrow.

B = Body part (favourite part of theirs and their partner's)

He loves his neck. It's slender but strong looking, and he likes the way his Adam's apple looks. Trace your fingers along it and he'll come undone. In a partner, he likes strong and unique facial features. Cheek dimples, cleft chin, bumpy/crooked/bigger nose, scarring. He likes something interesting to look at when he's gazing lovingly at you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

Ed can take it or leave it. It doesn't bother him, he doesn't find it disgusting at all. In fact he's pretty comfortable with everything you find inside a body, and rarely gets icked out by much. But it's still a mess he'd rather not deal with. If he can cum inside of you, with or without a condom, great. Otherwise, he'd rather finish into some tissue.

D = Dirty Secret (something they keep hidden)

He has, on occasion, considered choking you during sex for just a little bit longer than you might be able to handle. The control, the panic, the adrenaline of having someone's life in his hands is all very exciting to him. But he wouldn't dare mention that. He has a piece of paper saying he's sane after all, and wanting to instil fear in his partner isn't necessarily normal.

E = Experience (how experienced are they in bed)

Bless his heart but he's not very experienced at all. Which he seems oddly shy about, but really it's endearing and suggests he's into making a connection with someone first, which makes you feel nice and wanted. He's also big into learning and finding things out, so he'll be quick to figure out how to do things right and how to do them to your preferred specifications. It's a nice adventure for you to go on together.

F = Favourite Position

He’s a missionary man! Traditional, puts him in a position of control, plus he gets to gaze down at you lovingly? Ticks all the boxes. BUT it also lends itself to something a little bit more raunchy and passionate if he wants to hold your legs up against or over his shoulders.

G = Goofy (are they serious in the moment?)

Yeah, he has a bit of a dark streak. But even his horrible, heinous crimes and schemes have all had a little bit of mischief in them. So you can bet he's light-hearted and a bit silly in bed. Wouldn't put it past him to throw a riddle out every so often, if the moment calls for it. Which is never does. But when has that ever stopped him before?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

His pubic hair is just as tidy as season 1 Ed's actual hair. And the thing is, it kind of just grows like that? Weird. It's immaculately groomed, a nice length and always strangely tidy. His armpit hair is feral and unruly though omg.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

He's such a romantic, caring and thoughtful person, so he loves being intimate with you. He'll extend this romance into everything he does for you. Kissing, holding your hand, taking you on sweet dates, making you breakfast, and especially when you're making love, because what he does isn't fucking. He holds you and takes time to respond to your body, making sure it's as pleasurable as possible for you.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Only if the notion takes him. It's not compulsive or even something he thinks about. He likes edging and torturing himself, so even if he has spied you wearing something tight, or has somehow miraculously managed to kiss you without it leading to anything, he'll savour the build up of desire until he has to have you. He likes to help you masturbate you, or watch you touch yourself while he sits back, not allowed to touch. But if you could let him taste your fingers afterwards that would be just swell.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Ed's kind of a hybristophiliac, on both ends of that spectrum. He likes it when people are attracted to his crimes and he's also attracted to people who commit crimes, or can at least convincingly play bad for him. By nature, the man is a cuckold, and likes watching you with other partners occasionally. He needs a lot of aftercare after this though, which involves you telling him he's better than anyone else you've been with and no one does it like he can. He enjoys the look and feel of leather. Wearing it, touching it, being spanked and spanking with it. PVC also works, the shinier and more 'wet look' the better.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Ed's usually a bed kind of guy, only because of the romantic intimacy of having you in the place where he sleeps. However, he'd love to bend you over the counter while you were cooking together. Something about the cute teamwork drives him wild. And he'd be lying if he said he had never thought of, regardless of how grossly inappropriate and kind of really weird it was, fucking you on the M.E. table. What? Leave him alone!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His partner wearing his clothes. The idea of you smelling like him, or just loving him so much you want to mirror him? Hng. He definitely would ask you to wear his glasses sometimes, to see how cute you are, or to see if he can fuck you hard enough that they fall off.

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do)

Choking. For reasons.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

Ed's ok at giving oral sex, although he can get a bit pedantic, which might often seem more tedious than passionate. But his heart is in the right place. He enjoys receiving though, particularly the idea of just soaking his cock in your mouth without you really sucking or licking. Just let him keep it in there. He also likes getting his ass ate, a lot. When you put your tongue flat against him and moan so it fibrates through his body??? Oof. And he's surprisingly filthy, in that he would want you to spread him and spit in his hole.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?

He's a slow and sensual lover boy. There's enthusiasm and passion, but it's romantic and gentle more than rough and intense. He just prefers being able to bask in a feeling or an emotion or a particular sound you make, truly absorbing it and revelling in it before moving on to the next thing. It's experimental for him too, and being able to be slow and precise means he can take better notes on what makes you make various noises.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)

Ed's not a quickie kind of guy. He needs time to plan and prepare. He doesn't do anything half-assed, and he likes the anticipation of a sexual encounter. If you were desperate, he might indulge you, but for him, sex should be something you look forward to and dream about rather than something you go at hard in a random moment.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment?)

Ed will try anything once. And just like murder, it's safe to say he'll probably become a little bit addicted to it. Any type of roleplay or fetish you want to dive into, he's more than happy to work it out with you. In fact, risks, when calculated and deemed to be acceptably safe (a bit of an oxymoron) excite him. He'll experiment with some public sex, he'll make out with you when he knows the police are coming, he'll take you to the roof and dry hump you on a ledge. He's a freaky lil guy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Ed's a bit average in this area, which there's nothing wrong with. He's not above pacing himself so that you can cum multiple times if you need to, but he's not really quick to action once he's spent the first time. He's spindly and sprightly though, and despite his long limbs making him a little bit clumsy, his movements are usually smooth and paced enough that he can last a very long time.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them?)

If he owns a dildo, it's a glass one. And it's green coloured. Otherwise, he's not necessarily into toys. However, he definitely likes ropes. Definitely up for playing around with shibari and kinbaku and is OBSESSED with how your skin looks under them. The patience, skill and mastery are all huge turn-ons for him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not much of a tease, he knows how cruel it is to be tortured and mocked and wouldn't even want to do that in a playful way with someone he loved. But, he will sometimes hold back on you until you've told him the answer to a riddle, just to see the cogs in your brain turn as you try to desperately work it out to get your reward.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Good luck getting him to shut up, to be honest. He loves praising you during sex. He's forever telling you how good it feels. And aside from that, he barely makes any effort at all to conceal his satisfaction. Moans, groans, breathy whimpers and lots of whining are all permanent fixtures.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

He has a definite pet kink, and enjoys training and implementing rules and regulations for your play. He's got a collection of collars and leads that match his outfits for you to wear. His vibes are always soft-dom though, so there's lot of aftercare and plenty of calling you a very good pet who is very well behaved.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

His cock is long and skinny, like the rest of him. He's working with 7 inches of slightly below average thickness, but it curves up and to the left so he has a unique sensation when he's inside of you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive isn't anything more or less than an average person of his age. The important thing though is that Ed is a hopeless romantic at heart, and prefers the pining and sexual tension to actual sex sometimes. So while he has an average sex drive, he will postpone anything sexual to increase the anticipation and desire in himself and a partner.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not until you're asleep, at least. And even then, he's striving to stay awake just a little while longer so that he can adoringly watch you as you sleep next to him, playing with your hair, stroking your arm, and kissing your shoulder before wrapping himself around you and snuggling up close. It's important that he gets to cherish you when you're at your most peaceful and satisfied.

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prettyboykatsuki · 3 years

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♡ bakugou headcanons that feel like a warm hug ♡

➳wc ;; 1.2k (oh my god. what is wrong w me.)

➳ a/n ;; or my bakugou brain-rot that never goes away. thanks for being my comfort character, you fucking gremlin. forgive the silly title.

♡ always makes little adjustments to the environment for you. he’s observant to a fault so if there’s something even a little off and it happens to bother you, he’s trying to work around it.

♡ good at playing guitar but not good at reading music. he can throw something together if you give him a chance but he’s not good at trying to recreate someone elses memory. he’s not like.. musically gifted either but he likes how guitar sounds

♡ thinks about getting a lot of piercings in his ear because he thinks they’d look cool but is kind of too nervous? the idea of a needle going through his skin is a ick. when you start dating, he drags you to his appointments lol - won’t admit it but he thinks he looks so hot when he gets them. takes a bunch of selfies <3

♡ needs to be moving constantly. can’t sit completely still to save his life. when he listens to music, he moves his head. sometimes he just runs his thumb over his fingers.

♡ really, really bad at talking. not in the sense he can’t communicate (that too) but he just likes listening in conversation. rarely adds his own thing. but when he does - always accidentally says something super meaningful

♡ enjoys subtle physical touch because it is literally intimate he melts inside. a hand on his forearm or shoulder. your legs over his lap. small things that show how comfortable you are.

♡ likes being held cause he’s a big ass baby lmfao

♡ wont admit it but enjoy when you choose pretty or colorful bandages for his cuts he won’t himself but it’s like keeping you in his pocket wherever he goes.

♡ really needs you to find him attractive dslksjk it’s not that he ever thinks he’s particularly ugly. but he didn’t really assign importance to his appearance at any point in his life, yet now he puts in a scary amount of effort. readjusts his hair so much more, makes sure his clothes fit good. fixes his fuckin’ face lol

♡ likes chewing gum a lot and always has a pack on him. really proud of how big he can blow bubbles and will be a little sad if you’re unimpressed.

♡ is overly sentimental about things you’ve made him - especially if it’s something super dumb. you drew him a silly little sketch of him in a frog hat? it’s in his wallet behind his id. freaks out when he thinks he’s lost his wallet

♡ LOVES phone calls. yes he still hates talking. but the way his face looks when he listens to your voice. eyes half-lidded, shamelessly smiling - it’s so tender and so lovesick.

♡ terrible first grader hand-writing. he tries to write them for you in the beginning of your relationship (to be romantic or some shit) but they’re so incomprehensible pls. if he focuses on it - it can be legible but most of the time ... yea no.

♡ doesn’t favor tea or coffee but prefers tea if he has to drink one.

♡ crazy good at eyeballing measurement. even in baking. once made a perfectly good bread without weighing anything and doesn’t get why that’s so wild.

♡ has the phone on his text set to be bigger even though his eyes are fine.

♡ lets you do the layout thing on his iphone and decorate as you please. says he doesn’t care but when he sees you made it hero themed/fit with his aesthetic - he got so red it was so cute.

♡ hates shopping in store. will still always go with you because the one time you went alone a store clerk hit on you.

♡ so practical. he started couponing when he was in his early twenties like an old man. checks the news and weather the night before, every night. never misses doctors appointments.

♡ shit at any form of visual art. drawing, painting etc - cannot do it to save his life. but he tries. his hands shake when he tries to draw hearts for you

♡ blows the eyelashes off your cheek super gently whenever he notices. he’ll like.. take your face in his hands and blow so softly like he’s gonna hurt you.

♡ used to agree to make pinky promises with you as a joke. now though? automatically holds his pink out for you to take it. straight up pouts if you don’t.

♡ you two have a song and when it comes on, he’ll sing it back to you. any other time? any other song? he wont. but he always sings your song even without realizing, just mouths it.

♡ enjoys when you put your hands under his shirt and just leave them there and hug him like that. skin to skin contact is elite but only from you.

♡ hamsters adore this man. they just do.

♡ draws frowny faces on your eggs with hot-sauce

♡ soul leaves his body when you play with his hair and scratch his scalp. the tension in his neck literally disappears and he just sighs that shit relaxes him like crazy

♡ the first time he says i love you, you’re tying his tie for his first hero event. you’re telling him to that the color looks good on him and you’re smiling. it honestly it just slips. he went on to win an award that night.

♡ his favorite memory of the two of you was when you were trying to leave the grocery store one afternoon. it was raining heavy as shit. you pulled him in under your clear umbrella and just stood there. he doesn’t know why but that means a lot to him.

♡ cares a lot about his dads approval on his work specifically. him and his dad have a really specifc bond and he actually admires him quite a bit.

♡ nothing makes him cry like “im proud of you”. especially when it’s for something small. it’s just something he didn’t hear enough in a sincere way.

♡ likes fruit flavored sweets over chocolate (generally needs something to do w his mouth cause it helps him think. bad oral fixation) so he keeps little candies on him

♡ shit at video games. terrible at them with the exception of mario kart? for some reason.

♡ always loses his keys

♡ stutters every!single!time! he tries to compliment you. it’s been YEARS.

♡ takes a melatonin gummy before bed and always drinks a glass of water

♡ buys you flowers and keeps them too. like does the upkeep on it and replaces them if the wilt. suggests pressing them to keep them for longer.

♡ lowkey cries really easily. he just gets overwhelmed w his feelings some times and it makes him cry even if he doesn’t want too. you and the bakusquad are sworn to secrecy over it though

♡ wears his ring around his neck on a chain bc it’s easier to show off.

♡ naturally good at doing hair!

♡ likes sneakers but wears dr. scholl's because he walks a lot and is on his feet for most of the day w his job. just being careful.

♡ loves u a lot <3

#bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #bakugou x y/n #bakugou x you #bnha x you #bnha x y/n #bnha imagines #bakugou imagines #bakugo x reader #bakugo x you #bakugo x y/n #im genuinely so obsessed with his man #he lives in my head rent free #like its not funny anymore #i literally am just so in love with him #no thoughts head empty only katsuki

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nagipops · 3 years

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hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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