#hatchetfiled

[sonnetthebard]

Idk if I can use quotes from other tv shows and movies and stuff, but oh well lol.

1. “Shut up. You’re lowering the IQ of the whole street.”

2. “What kind of guy would I be if I forgot Valentine’s Day? For the fifth year in a row…”

3. “WHAT DID YOU DO?!” “IT WAS ON MY HEAD! I PANICKED!”

4. “WE WERE ON A BREAK!” “OH MY GOD. IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU.”

Linda, Roman, or Henry. I can’t decide which option I like more.

Ethan. This is so Ethan. And bless his heart he really doesn’t mean to, he’s just not that smart-

It gives Peter and Steph vibes:

Attorney in a Hurry and I have no idea why it just gives the right vibes-

#hatchetfiled #starkid #incorrect quotes #linda monroe #roman murray #henry hidgens #ethan green #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #man in a hurry #Barry swift #gary goldstein

[drowsytownsearchison]

ONLINE: INKEDTRUTHSEEKER888 Subject: RE: [FULLY LOST] 1980's Weird Kids Cartoon: The Birthday Episode aka Every copy of AIDT is personalized? Written By InkedTruthseeker888 on 2/28 9:00am Hiii, Hello, Bonjur! it's me, Inked! i'm back again with some screenshots. Toni was filling in for me for a while posting some screencaps of AIDT . i have been busy for a while, (school, life, .ect) but, i wanted to work on reviving some stills from a VHS tape that i had as a kid. It was OLD AF but, i managed to find it. This is an episode that i remember the most only because my birthday was a fucking fever dream. So, lil bit of background. i SWEAR on my grandma's life that this episode played on my birthday. Like seriously. Which is freaky since in the screenshot that i recovered it says "We heard it's your birthday!" it's pretty personal but, like i was kid i just thought my mom or someone put in a word to say happy birthday for me when i was kid. i mean they do it on news stations why not on a cartoon (dumb kid logic) so, i didn't think about it too much. But, remembering it again as an adult its sort of rubs me the wrong way...it wasn't just a episode about birthdays, hell i think they did have an episode about birthdays around Christmas time with the green guy Wiggly this episode was...personal. Does anyone have any episodes where it specifically mentions the viewer aka you in particular? is this just a subtitle glitch?

#adventures in drowsytown #adventures in drowsytown au #unreality cw #unreality #analog horror #analog horror au #cw unreality #lords in black #hatchetvers #hatchetfield #hatchetfiled oc #hatchetblr #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #adventures of drowsytown au #team starkid

[instantromannoodles]

I'm making a Hatchetfiled monopoly board but I need some ideas for the chance & community cards

Also probably places too, I mean I have some ideas but would be happy to hear some others thoughts

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #black Friday #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid

[mapsareforbraindeads]

sorry vari i'm going through your hatchetfiled tag, lmk if you want me to not :)

LMAO it’s fine. i have like three years worth of content here so i get it

#vari answers #mutuals

[jingles-miserably]

@irl-hatchetfield is real!

HATCHETFILED IN REAL LIFE,

[theworldisyoursaloon]

Discourse Level 1000: ALL of the Hatchetfield characters are problematic in some way because all of them are human beings with flaws and depth.

#starkid #hatchetfiled

[smolsimonpegg]

Who really plays Chris Kringle?

CALLING EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS HATCHETFIELD THEORIES

Okay listen, I remember scrolling long ago and someone was talking about how they believe Ethan is the one who plays Chris Kringle in Santa Claus Is Goin’ To Highschool. I’ve always thought that was a cool and amazing idea! It would make sense he would find something to do so he could raise up money for California. But I just discovered something that makes me think Ethan isn’t the actor behind Chris.

I guess a few things need to be said before I get into everything. These theories wouldn’t exist if Darren had played Chris Kringle, no matter I’m sure we all would have enjoyed that little musical inside a musical. But due to his schedule, Robert Manion was thrown into the role. Which has us now guessing which character was the actor for Chris Kringle.

So many signs point to it being Ethan, mainly because he was the main Robert character (other than Chris) that was in Black Friday. But a cameo at the end seemed a little... out of place. That cameo being..

Hot Chocolate Boy! (HCB for short)

LISTEN! I know this is a long shot, but it seemed a little weird to me that they just threw him in just because Black Friday was set in “Hatchetfield”. Sure, there are other characters that are both in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals. They all got big parts in songs, but they only threw HCB at the end? Why not also give him a few speaking lines? It had always sat weird with me, and not only until now will I understand why.

A little off track to help tie things together. As someone who is making a Chris Kringle cosplay AND writing a Santa Claus Is Goin’ To High School plot fic, I needed to know what Chris’ costume was! I, at first, only figured that he would be wearing red converse to match his color scheme. So I went back and watched the video for Deck The Halls (Of Northville High) because I know his shoes are shown a few times. (GIF of shoes below)

Upon looking at these shoes in detail, they started to look familiar. I was desperately trying to figure it out. It took me a few minutes before my brain clicked on what it needed to! Those are the same shoes that Robert wore for HCB in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals! (Proof below)

Now some can say “its a costume choice, was more than likely very easy to switch shoes. Especially since Ethan wears boots, those would take up more time than these slip on shoes!” You’re probably right, these shoes are probably much easier to slip in and out of. But that begs the question, why the SAME shoes? I know there could be MANY answers to this, but I’m taking it as it was a little nod. A nod to the idea that Hot Chocolate Boy is the actor behind Chris Kringle!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Eggy, that’s insane.. way too far.” Again, you’re probably right.. BUT I full believe in this theory for a few reasons. Reason one, being the shoes as I just spouted above! Reason Number two, Robert used similar voices for them.

I use the word “similar” very lightly. HCB’s voice is a bit more high pitched and cracky, I have reasons as to why his voice could have changed so much for Chris Kringle. Well, as one gets older their voice gets deeper. No matter what men’s voices are always dropping. There are many examples of this if you go searching. You could always look at your favorite TV show for example. Watch the first episode, do the voices seem a little weird? Its because voices are always changing.

Now, it might not only be the fact that HCB’s voice is getting deeper. It could also be that HCB knows how to make voices and decided a different kind of voice would fit Chris Kringle more than his normal voice. “That’s a little much” you may say, but Robert does it! Whether its in the script or not, Robert still uses different voice rather than his normal voice. But still, there are mannerisms that one cannot get away from, and from analyzing both HCB’s (0:12) and Chris Kringle’s (1:35) voices I’ve come to realize they have similar mannerisms. Chris’ voice also cracks in a few places where HCB’s voice would as well.

These could all just be coincidences, simple writing that I’m overthinking. But the thought that they are slowly making HCB’s character a little bigger, really has me excited (even if it isn’t true). Nick Lang did also say HCB was going to be a bigger character later on as well! Maybe this is just the start up! So this is my theory that Hot Chocolate Boy is actually the actor behind Chris Kringle, thank you for reading my chaos.

#Long post #I'm so sorry its so long #theories #hatchetfiled #hatchetfield theories #hot chocolate boy #robert manion #chris kringle #black friday #black friday musical #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

*starts watching black friday knowing that it won’t have a happy ending*

*black friday doesn’t have a happy ending*

me:

#it wasnt as bad as tgwdlm or maybe #in a way it was worse #? #but #still got upset lmao #it was a great ending though #and what if tomorrow comes was a great song establishing the hatchetfiled loop/other dimensions #black friday #starkid #starkid black friday

[wizisbored]

feel like talkin about the hatchetfiled/beetlejuice au again if anyone wants to send asks?

#ask asking

[human-being61]

Happy 3 year anniversary of WKM, birthday of Antisepticeye, new Sanders Sides, and new installment it the Hatchetfiled universe. What an eventful day October 10th is

#starkid #markiplier #mark fishbach #thomas sanders #hatchetfield #WKM #wkm damien #wkm william #logan sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #Janus #prinxiety #remus sanders #jack septic eye #antisepticeye

[sonnetthebard]

Tim was an IVF baby but the doctors fucked up and put someone else's sperm in by mistake

Ok. He looks like Dylan so I'm gonna say it's Gerald-

The funny thing is one of Linda's is also technically Tom's because of this but like... no one knows including Linda.

But anyways yeah

Gerald and Linda were trying and having a bit of trouble, as were Jane and Tom

So both couples decided to go for IVF

And their appointments were back to back

to the point where Linda mocked Tom in the waiting room

To be fair, it was mostly because she was stressed.

And it actually got him really upset.

And the staff got so flustered breaking up that fight that they mixed up the sperm samples

They never figured out what happened. No one knew.

They lived on happily thinking the kids were their own.

Now as for Linda's other kids... clearly Gerald was the problem in that situation, because Linda got pregnant real easily-

Anyways it's kinda cursed but here you go-

#hatchetfiled #hatchetverse #starkid #tim houston #tom houston #jane perkins #linda monroe #gerald monroe

[drowsytownsearchison]

ONLINE: MELODICBALLERINA001

Subject: RE: [FULLY LOST] 1980's Weird Kids Cartoon: Site Error

Written by: MelodicBallerina001

Sorry, that this is posted a bit late but, have you guys been able to see our banner? I’ve been refreshing the forum and our banner that we had that was the logo from the Adventures in Drowsy Town show that we found and now it’s just a black square.

I’m trying to put it back on there but, it’s not letting me.

#unreality #unreality cw #adventures in drowsytown #analog horror au #analog horror #cw unreality #hatchetvers #hatchetfield #adventures in drowsytown au #hatchetverse rp #hatchetfiled oc #hatchetfield universe #hatchetblr #hatchetfield au #alternative universe #alternate reality game #digital horror #internet horror #occ: knowing smile

[chartedrights]

Me, shaking you all by the shoulders: PERIOD PIECE HATCHETFILED AUS

#PLEASE #P L E A SE

[adrianainthesnow]

I don’t know if I believe all the theories that Paul wasn’t infected during “Inevitable.” However, I’m desperate for a happy ending and I’m going to rationalize. 

I propose that the opening is actually the epilogue. What made me think this was Mariah’s character has the line “This is the bridge Paul, where we globalize everything.” That makes me think that maybe they are literally trying to globalize. That they took over Hatchetfiled and nearby areas and they are now strong enough to take the infection global. In fact, while I’ve heard the theory that the musical is just the infected doing a retelling, they also mention that the name of the show they’re putting on has Paul’s name in the title, which “They Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” obviously doesn’t. So maybe the show that they are planning to put on is actually a different story than the one we saw (or an edited version). Perhaps the one they were planing to use to launch the attack with it’s favorite puppet Paul (Since they put so much work into converting him and now he’s “happy”, he is the perfect poster child.) as the lead. 

I mean, the infected think that Paul should be showing up and are confused about where he is. So, obviously this is after “Let It Out” and Emma is in the ensemble so it is post “Inevitable.” So, maybe the reason why Paul didn’t show up was because he has been thwarting their plans from the inside and now that they’re about to launch their last attack, he’s finally showing his hand to try to save what is left of the world.

What does this mean for Emma? Is she infected? (No! She’s acting! She can sing and dance!) Why is Charlotte still alive then?... I don’t know.

Honestly the beginning scene is probably just a set up and everyone is in the first costumes they need to be in for the show so it doesn't mean anything. But I can dream can’t I?

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #team starkid #...paul and emma deserve to be happy okay

[drowsytownsearchison]

ONLINE:INKEDTRUTHSEEK888

ONLINE:MELODICBALLERINA001

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ONLINE: INKEDTRUTHSEEKER888
Subject: [FULLY LOST] 1980's Weird Kids Cartoon: Hey guys
Written By InkedTruthseeker888

Hey… I’m back.

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ONLINE:MELODICBALLERINA001

Subject: RE: [FULLY LOST] 1980's Weird Kids Cartoon: Hey guys: EVIE!?
Written By: MelodicBallerina001

EVIE WHAT THE FUCK!?

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ONLINE: INKEDTRUTHSEEKER888

Subject: [FULLY LOST] 1980's Weird Kids Cartoon: Hey guys: YEAH
Written By InkedTruthseeker888

Yeaahh, it’s uhh.. been a bit right? But, i’m fine now and just a bit shaken up lmao. Heh, but don’t worry! i’m back and the search is on!

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#unreality #unreality cw #adventures in drowsytown #analog horror au #analog horror #cw unreality #hatchetvers #hatchetfield #adventures in drowsytown au #EVIE IS BACK! #hatchetfiled oc #hatchetfield au #adventures of drowsytown au #hatchetblr

[drowsytownsearchison]

ONLINE: MELODICBALLERINA001

Subject: RE: [FULLY LOST] 1980's Weird Kids Cartoon: lah dee dah dah day

Written by: MelodicBallerina001

This song has been stuck in my head for a while from the show and it’s really bugging me. It’s catchy yes, still… it’s kinda alluring? Such a simple song yet very catchy. I find myself humming it while doing house work or in the Starlight theater. Actually, I feel like the song is more prevalent there than when I’m far away from the theater…

Evie (despite how weird they are now) has encouraged me to keep going to the theater when I’m upset. I don’t know why they are so secretive all of a sudden. But they’ve been obsessed with clocks and time. Almost like Tinky from the show.

#unreality #unreality cw #adventures in drowsytown #analog horror au #analog horror #cw unreality #hatchetvers #hatchetfield #adventures in drowsytown au #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfiled oc #hatchetverse rp #hatchetfield au