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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 4 years

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Peggy Schuyler: If two brains are better than one, then I choose Eliza and Angelica’s brains to be my main source of intellectual.

Aaron Burr: What about your brain? That’s three brains, Peggy.

Peggy Schuyler: Excuse me but sisters come with a six pack not a two for one.

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totallyaccurate-hamilquotes · 5 years

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The real reason Peggy wasn’t in Act II

Alexander Hamilton: Peggy! We almost forgot about you but—Peggy? Why are you staring at the wall?

Peggy Schuyler: *slowly turns*

Alex: ...

Alex: THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD I REPEAT—

Technically it’s from @thebulletinhamilton-quotes (your blog got me inspired to be apart of it so as a thank you here is a taste of my zombie au, *bows* if it is terrible I will not be upset if you delete it)

(This is incredible, I could never delete it!)

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 4 years

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John Laurens: I wish there was an easier way of dealing with Lee.

Lafayette: There is, but we are far too pretty to be in jail of all places, mon ami.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 4 years

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Alexander Hamilton: Philip, finish your vegetables, there are children starving in France!

Philip Hamilton: Dad, there’s children suffering from obesity here in America, and I don’t want to join them.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Alex: Hey, Hey, Hey.

Alex: Did it hurt?

Eliza: When I fell down the stairs?

Eliza: What kind of question is that?

Alex:

Alex: *failing to hold in his giggles* ‘Liza, I forgot about that, HAHAHA!

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Lafayette: Do you guys ever get tired of drinking... soda?

Alexander: *takes a swig of Diet Coke*

Alexander: Nope. My blood is a mix of Diet Coke, energy drinks, coffee, and the blood of my enemy.

Peggy: I didn’t know you had the same blood type as Angelica.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Lafayette, via text: John pinched Charles Lee

Washington: Okay?

Lafayette: sorry, punched*

Washington:

Washington: Oh my God.

Lafayette: You should probably get here.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Angelica:

Lafayette:

Angelica: Lafayette

Lafayette: Hm?

Angelica: Why are you wearing my ‘Women belong in the House and the Senate shirt’?

Lafayette: ...

Lafayette: Cur non?

Angelica: That can’t be your answer for everything, it never works.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Alexander Hamilton: Were you dropped as a baby?

Aaron Burr: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Alex: Wow Angelica! What are you dressed up as?

Angelica: *dressed up as a police officer* Your future parole officer, Alexander.

Alex:

Alex: You know what, I’m somehow both terrified and impressed by this.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 4 years

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Lafayette: Someone just asked me why I did something like I’m some sort of nerd who does things because he has reasons.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Angelica: You piss me off so much.

Aaron: All I said was “hello”.

Angelica: Yet here I am, filled with righteous fury.

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Angelica: So what do you think of feminism?

Thomas: A conspiracy, women are inferior—what are you doing?!

Angelica: *rewriting the Declaration of Independence* Give me a second, so what were you saying??

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Thomas Jefferson: exCUSE ME BUT I AM AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT!

James Madison, reading a book: *snorts*

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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Two types of couples~

Type I

AH: *complaining*

JL: *smiles and nods in awe* Tell me more

Type II

TJ: *complaining*

JM: That’s so sad, Alexa play Cry Me a River

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thebulletinhamilton-quotes · 5 years

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John: How’s your day going, Alex?

Alex: It’s going terrible. I just met the antichrist.

Thomas:

Thomas: Alex you know I can hear you, right?

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