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“Happy Friday the 13th, except the patriarchy. Choke on salt, it’s baby making day.”
—Angelica Schuyler
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Love when artists put “reblogging for the morning crowd!” “Reblogging for the weekend crowd!” in the tags to justify reblogging their own art. But lets not lie to ourselves anymore. Im reblogging for the exact same crowd i just need them to know i mean business. Im reblogging for the didn’t take a hint the first time crowd. Reblogging for the crowd that needs to understand i spent 20 hours on this.
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Bullet: I have come for you
Washington: I know.
Bullet: Are you ready?
Washington: Can I look back, one last time—
Bullet: No, you are out of time
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Alexander Hamilton: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Death: ...
Death: *turns to Aaron Burr* The gun was in the air, why did you think ‘ah yes, murder the one who lost his son’?
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Hey guys!
So I’m considering taking a big break from the fandom (which is shame bc I love history) but if you guys would like to support me on tumblr here is my personal tumblr and my social media’s
Tumblr: @whoiamtheysaid
Twitter: @theelizabethro1
Tiktok, Instagram, hive, twitch: @theelizabethroseemily
I might do a tumblr for my social media accounts cause thanks to ya’ll well....I wouldn’t be on the path that I am now. I know I’ve made a TON of f#%king promises. But you guys have taught me so much and just I love every single one of you. I got this blog started because I wanted to do incorrect quotes for myself. I especially wanted to do them for the bullet’s perspective.
Also! I have a discord community for my twitch. I will be streaming soon and would love to personally interact with you guys! I do plan on playing assassin’s creed and noting the historical inaccuracies. So if you would like to join please come on by:
!Discord
https://discord.gg/2pkCTXnnU6
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this is really how i feel sometimes
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Projects.
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If I share my wishlist; could I finally realize my dream of dressing up as fem!King George??
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Perhaps.
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Alexander Hamilton: If you put on some arsenic, maybe your face would be better.
Thomas Jefferson: Why don’t you put on your powder and keep it on?!
George Washington: ...
George Washington: What is the matter with you two??
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Me: Honestly Lin’s version of the musical is more accurate than most in terms of how people sounded back then. It’s due to the dialect. No one had a British accent until the reign of Queen Victoria. Even Bridgeton gets this wrong. Basically, people had baguettes in their mouths.
My friend: George Washington did not sound like he has a baguette in his mouth. Name one person who would do that—.
Me: Lafayette, Hamilton, and Laurens would have.
My friend: ...
My friend: Go back to the woods and stay there. Forever.
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Some historian: You know, none of the founding fathers had any daddy issues. They were just perfection.
Alexander Hamilton’s ghost: I’ll take this interpretation.
Some historian: Except the bastards. Bastards always have problems.
Thomas Jefferson ghost: *sneezes*
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John Laurens: ...
Charles Lee: What?
John Laurens: I’m trying to figure out how you got your position. Did you blackmail someone?
Charles Lee: *sputters* E-excuse me?!
John Laurens: Ah, so who do you have blackmail on?
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King George III: We brits never make the same mistake twice!
Ireland: ...
Scotland: ...
India: ...
Hong Kong: ...
West Berlin: ...
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It’s been so long.
Hi.
How are you?
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Some soldier: I can’t believe Benjamin Franklin was our first president.
Alexander Hamilton: ...
John Laurens: ...
Hercules Mulligan: ...
Marquis de Lafayette: Monseiur, your country has yet to be established much less vote.
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Incoming US Presidents are not required to use a bible when being sworn into office, but very few have not. John Quincy Adams, who was a deeply religious man, chose to swear on a book of law because he wanted to make it clear that he was protecting the Constitution and laws of the United States above all else. Source Source 2
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ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.
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