#ham fam

[pantalonesdezebra]

just fell in love with matthew kimble your honor

#matthew kimble #hamish linklater #the new adventures of old christine #taooc #julia louis dreyfus #midnight mass #ham fam #i am just too hyperfixated on this guy #clark gregg #hamish #how is this guy 193cm #seriosly though

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Homme Fatale

Noun. homme fatal (plural hommes fatals) An ultimately seductive and dangerous man; a womanizer.

On a bit of a Film Noir kick right now, so blame that

Imagine, if you will:

Danny, a private eye in Gotham, ever the hard boiled detective, sitting in his dark office, drinking coffee you could use to tar a roof. The office isn't in a good neighborhood but rent still ain't cheap. He's fixing to get a new case on his desk soon

Enter one Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprizes. He walked in shirt unbuttoned dangerously low in a suit sharp enough to cut yourself on and bags under his eyes to large to be counted as carry on. Mr. Drake has a job for him, one he wants to keep quite, and one important enough that he's willing to add a couple zeros to Danny's usual rate. This job is a dream come true... almost too good to be true...

or

Tim Drake aka Red Robin(yummm) needs plausible deniability on a case tied to his civilian identity and so hires a PI and lays down a trail of clues for him. All the while playing up the Noir tropes to flirt with the cute detective.

why doesn't he just take care of it as Red Robin? Shhhhh... the detective is cute and he's having too much fun playing the homme fatale

Bonus: Immediately after wrapping up Tim's case Kon walks into Danny's office dolled up in a vintage dress, period appropriate makeup done, all to play the part of the Femme Fatale and do the exact same thing Tim did. Does he know Tim literally just did that? Maybe, maybe not

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #superbraindead #Noir au #kind of? #Danny is committed to bit at least #and maybe just enjoys playing the part of the hardboiled detective #plus it's easier if he can ask ghosts about certain aspects of his cases #he still has to be decent at his job to prove it #but having a real life hint button sure as hell helps #plus gotham is prime real-estate for a noir setting #and it's just funny to imagine tim best detective of the bat fam drake doing this #just hamming it up getting into the role and being melodramatic #also I think kon could rock the femme fatale look #imagine kon in a dress and tell me he'd somehow NOT rock it #you can't because then you'd be a liar

[akkivee]

WHAT A STUD WHAT A STAR!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITOYA!!!!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜

#hitoya amaguni #bad ass temple #hypnosis mic #hypmic #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN I HOPE IT WAS FUN DESPITE IT SOUNDING LIKE YOU FORGOT LOL #AND I KNOW KUUKOU AND JYUSHI INVADED YOUR HOME BUT THEY THREW YOU A PARTY CELEBRATE WITH 💜LOVE💜 FAM #I HOPE YOU ENJOYED JYUSHIS HYMN HE SANG FOR YOU LMAO #AND YOU BETTER LET KUUKOU PERFORM HIS ORIGINAL EXORCISM CHANT HE MADE JUST FOR YOU #I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU WERE IN A KNIFE ATTACK IN YOUR VERY FIRST ARB EVENT BECAUSE OF A GRUDGE #SO YEAH ACCEPT THAT SHIT WHOLEHEARTEDLY LOL #DRINK LOTS OF WHISKEY AND EAT LOTS OF HAM LETS GO HITOYA HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 #💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 #vee is arting

[artist-fan146]

Family picture!

#spider man atsv #spider man itsv #spider man into the spider verse #spider man across the spider verse #hamnoir #noirham #spider man noir #spider noir #spider ham #peter parker #peni parker #b team #spidey fam #please don’t steal my art #please don’t trace my art #artist fan146

[philip-hamilton-official]

//Hope you're doing okay, we miss you <3

Ooc: I'm sorry for leaving this blog aside for so long! After Elias's mod disappeared, I lost a lot of motivation to return. But I'm still here and I think you'll find a lot of the OG mods are too, but many have moved onto roleplaying new accounts and OCs after years of playing the same ones akhshdndj

#ooc asks #Ooc: Some of my other accs are characters like Cicero/Daishi/Anwir/etc that I am more active on #Ooc: Unfortunately I think a lot of the Ham Fam mods have moved on but I still recognize a few in the newer characters #Ooc: Just new eras of the RP I suppose

[scatterpatter]

Okay listen I SWEAR these were just supposed to be little sketches just doodles you HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

Anyways *hoards my niche lil au that I never make content for* I Love My Kids

#I JUST STARTED PLAYING WITH COLORS AND THEN WENT HAM AND NOW WE'RE HERE #A BIT OUT OF MY USUAL SCOPE BUT I HAD FUN EXPERIMENTING WITH COLOR TEMPS #my art #weapon fam au #smrpg au #i wont tag the characters but like yknow its the smithy gang + geno #for context: this is an au where Geno is Smithy's son and is half-siblings with every member of the Smithy Gang #and so these designs are from forever ago when i redesigned the whole squad #... and i probably need to tweak those redesigns but whatevs #anyways my goal is to make tumblr sexymen out of each of their designs /hj #i just care them many #fun fact the overlay colors i used on geno are essentially the bi flag. bi rightz

[plainlo-inthemorning]

And he’s back!! 😍🔥 And filming…?

#my fish pasta man #so fam…idiot detectives assemble! #🕵️‍♂️🥃 #what’s he up to? #Ham selfies are the best way to wake up #and f me he looks fineeeee #hamish linklater

[feraltwinkseb]

I made a transparent version because this holds so much meme potential

#GO HAM FAM #LET ME SEE HIM #if anyone has the original hires photo I WILL give you a hug #transparent #pierre #gasly #pierre gasly #gas10 #alpha tauri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #ogferal #if you saw me originally delete this no you didnt

[lunaetis]

@scarletooyoroi asked :

a possessive kiss that is meant to stake a claim . (To Arlecchino, in the midst of a battlefield they molded into a hellscape. >:))

↪     𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺  ﹠ ᵀᴱᴸᴸ . || accepting

─「アルレッキーノ」─  this GAME had gone too far.

                that was what the harbinger hear some of his comrades speak to him, some of the ones who had fought alongside the former fixer of inazuma in order to warn him from walking down this very path. the KNAVE watched the flame in his eyes grow dark as he ignored any and all warnings being offered his way. hearing the conversation with her own ears gave a more satisfying feeling with it, to know that he had long lost that sense of rationale and abandoned the need to be understood by his peers, by the people who cared for him, by his own comrades.

                how many fights ? how many battles ? how many encounters ? how much BLOOD had been shed ?

                it didn't matter, it didn't matter one bit !

                he had caught up to her, a feat so IMPRESSIVE that not even some of the best trackers could've achieved. the fourth harbinger could become a phantom if that was what she wanted. no one would be able to find her unless she willed them to, and for THIS BURNING SOUL ? her lips pulled into a menacing grin just at the thought of it. oh, she wanted him to find her. she left him clues, she left him crumbs to follow and he WOULD follow. he always would.

                hatred. attachment. competitiveness. obsession.

                " come on, come on, COME ON !! show me just how deep you've sunken. how blaring RED your ledger is, how CORRUPTED and TAINTED you are now !! " the entity within her eyes were howling in delight as their blades crossed, as their weapons clashed into one another that sparks were flying into the air. the heat of the battlefield was gradually rising, fueled by the FLAMES he littered to every grass the tip of his polearm touched. he was abandoning all cautions, all consequences, he was setting FIRE to the forest and the mountains that screamed in scorching agony.

                it was setting their stage, their background, their REAL-LIFE HELL.

                crimson crosses allowed her to appear behind him without warning, and whipped blade was swung to cut through his skin. the sanguine color splattered upon the flaming grass and embers scattered in the black-burning sky added to the hellish nightmare that became reality. the deadly game these two had engaged, the OBSESSION and darkness instilled into those once tender jade hues. it was her, it was her who corrupted him to the point of no return. and she LAUGHED, bellowing that continuous booming of cackles like a madwoman.

                oh, she was mad, she was absolutely INSANE.

                " SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE BECOME, SHOW ME ALL OF IT, THOMA !! "

                and she felt it, the HARBINGER felt a violent grip against the whipped blade that cut into his gloved digits. the deep red staining his palm as crimson liquid dripped slowly onto his palm. the former fixer didn't seem to care about it, about the wounds, about the pain, nor the blood. all his whole ATTENTION was drawn to was her. his eyes were only on her. fangs flashed against the flaming backdrop for a split second, and he YANKED her towards him —

                — for their lips to clash against one another. it was violent, wild, unhinged. not an ounce of tenderness, only POSSESSIVENESS as his bloodied lips claimed hers over and over. again and again, tongues and fangs, BITES and more. like a beast that he was, like a beast that she turned him into. a GROWLING, hungry beast with eyes only for her.

                and the knave snaked her gloved fingers through his messy dark blond locks, forming a TIGHT GRIP against his strands. fangs bared, before sinking into his mouth, drawing metallic taste to fill their kiss. it was a CLAIM, a seal, a mark on BOTH SIDES.

                the words were loud in both their heads, as the ENTITY fell silent for a split second.

                YOU'RE MINE MINE MINE. you belong to ME and ME alone.

#scarletooyoroi #.answered #.answered meme #.[ arlecchino ] #.thoma.arle tag #.blood tw #.violence tw #.corruption tw #.instability tw #[ ME LITERALLY SLAPPING EVERY HECKING WARNINGS ON HERE HJLKJHKHJK #I DUNNO WHAT ELSE BUT YEA JUST TO BE SAFE #uh ... so ... jace ... #i sort of went ham #with this #it's messy & all over the places #bc that's how my mind / head / thoughts are whenever i write arle #sO #YEA #TAKE IT #TAKE IT FAM HJKLHJHKL #I HAVE NO COMMENT #ALSO THE LAST PART ? #WAS THAT ARLE OR THOMA ? #WHO KNOWS #BOTH #I SAY BOTH #I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT NOW ]

[ham-nah]

my family is so real. they’re such troopers. was sitting at dinner with them being the most annoying human being to taint the surface of this earth and they just dealt with it. wow. the patience of saints, truly. took all my random warbles, screeches, and gibberish ramblings without even batting an eye. amazing. for years, they’ve dealt with this. they’ve been so strong.

#they’re so cool actually #ham’s fam #adventures of ham and pete #but fr i am so annoying #literally as i was sitting there i was like ‘if i acted like that in front of literally anyone else they’d be telling me to stfu’ #family can be such a cool thing

[dradelcra]

Happy New Year!! Nothing but good vibes, health, achievements and relaxing for all!! 🫂🎉🎆🎇🎀

#lil talks #i ate ham cheese shrimp cucumber cake etc etc #but fancy #and wine! #i never liked the taste of wine #still don't #maybe next year? #oh and i watched a movie with the fam #ye #my dog was cute as per usal #that's all i gotta say really #<3

[queer-cosette]

my mum has invited her coven over for drinks and dinner and is all kitted out in her Witchy Artistic Older Lady Best and organising fancy drinks and nibbles and a giant omelette thing meanwhile I am hiding in the kitchen wearing a fluffy housecoat and eating ham straight out the pack and I think this says a lot about how the two of us view holiday season

#coco speaks #witch fam #i feel the need to clarify it's vegetarian quorn ham #my mother and her coven

[shysheeperz]

I love the parallel Gege is making between Maki and Kamo. 2 disgraced members of the big 3 families relinquished of their duties/connections (who also have new haircuts that look really good for them

The new haircut really suits Noritoshi

#ask #jjk spoilers #maybe maki should try to convince him to go ham on his fam

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I'm about to hit a threshold i never thought i would. it's not really that big of a deal but it kind of is to me.

So, in celebration a weekend long ama?

#some limits #there are some things i won't respond to publicly #but for the most part go ham fam

[desires-of-sin]

@landoflustfulladies

The pizza boy rings the doorbell to the affluent mansion. His peppy attire speaks of one much younger than he, and his crappy car hung on the other side with a bright light for "Nito's Neato Pizza."

"Hello!" he chimed as the door opened. "Did someone order a pizza with extra cheese and extra sausage?"

#I was alluding it to be Gwynie but honestly go ham fam #use whoever

[rayjuss]

#Sad sandwiches #Sad lunch #Sad food #Cheese and ham #Ded fam #Airport #Dublin