xbloodiedxkneesx asked: Truth or dare with the girls & honey & someone dares Zima to kiss Gummy? yes pls. *grab hands*
"Hmmmmnnhh~~... GOOMIE."
Zima's heart dropped as that nasally voice of what Rosa called a FRIEND announced her target. GULP. "W-What?" She looked around, panicked, from Gummy to Istina to Rosa, hoping one of 'em, ANY OF 'EM, would step in here. She had little faith in Leto or Beehunter who were ALREADY cheering on with that annoying af schoolgirl "Oooooh~~..." bullshit. "Why should Gummy hafta kiss me? It's my dare, shouldn't we do dares SOLO?" She was just clutching at straws at this point. She'd do anything. But things with Lada had been TOO ON EDGE ever since that night. Not helped by the girl's jokes of WHIPPING HER.
Sigh from Elena, judgmental and indignant. "Really...? THIS is what you guys have become? I don't know why I ever expect better from you all..." Meanwhile, Jinx just watched on in anticipation, smiling big and bright, revelling in the chaos. Honestly, she just wanted the night ot go this way in case SOMEONE wanted to get a little revenge and make her kiss Rosa next~... (She'd been duhrinking, too~~ WHAT A HEIST!!) Of course, first they had to somehow get this whole thing past Rozzi. But what the Hell was a mercenary s'posed ta do? Who cared if she was meant to be ranked ABOVE THEM, as an INSTRUCTOR? She was still just a hired hand. (Weren't they all hired hands? SHUT IT, YOU STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER.) And, at least for now, she was merely observing from across the room, sipping on her own wine glass.
Zima licked her lips, heart racing, was the lick out of ANXIETY or ANTICIPATION? She'd never kissed ANYONE before. Jeez, she was fucking PETRIFIED, could Terran just open up and swallow her WHOLE? "Tell 'em, Gummy. Tell 'em it's not fair. Can't I do a, umm... A whatsitcalled." DAMMIT. THINK. BRAIN. THINK. "A punishment thing? Like y'all make me eat hot sauce or some shit, I dunno... I just... I don't think this is--" EYES WIDEN EDas Jinx called her a PUSSY. "I'm not! It's got nothing to do with that! Unlike SOME PEOPLE, we take our first kisses VERY seriously." BLUSH. Had she just admitted that out loud? Okay. Fingers crossed her dreams come to life and she dies tonight.
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MC: Won't you be late, Vil?
Vil: *has insisted on coming with them back to their house* No. My manager informed me that there'll be a delay with the photoshoot.
MC: There could be other places you want to go to.
Vil: I'm fine.
MC: ...
MC: I haven't cleaned up yet. You might find the house messy.
Vil: It's not an issue to me.
MC: ...
MC: Alright. Well, is there anything particular you want to do today?
Vil: I'll decide when we arrive.
Vil: ...
MC: *waking Che'nya up who seems to have fainted on the kitchen floor*
MC: *holding him* Che'nya, wake up. What happened?
Che'nya: *opens his eyes slowly then holds their cheek*
Che'nya: The microwave...
Che'nya: It's not working nya...HAHAHAHAHA!
MC: *unamused* *puts him back down*
Che'nya: Hm? :3
MC: You can get yourself up.
Che'nya: But I'm injured nya~.
MC: You're not.
Che'nya: I'm hungry nya... *sad cat eyes*
MC: ...
MC: *sigh* *carries him up* Is there something you want to eat? I'll cook it for you.
Che'nya: Nyay~! *then gets a bit startled by Vil after noticing him*
Vil: ...
Vil: *smiles* You seem to enjoy being a freeloader, Che'nya.
Che'nya: ...
Che'nya: I won't be a freeloader if I become their boyfriend, nya! :3
MC: ...
Vil: *chuckles* I'm sure you're aware who's MC's type is.
Che'nya: Neige told me you rejected them before. And I'm quite handsome myself nya. Right~? *looking at MC*
MC: ...
MC: I'll start cooking. Can you wait in my room?
Vil: He can wait in the living room.
Che'nya: Of course nya~ That's my place after all~. :3
Vil: *frowns*
*MC has to buy groceries and left Vil and Che'nya alone in the house*
Vil: *staring sternly at Che'nya*
Che'nya: *smirks teasingly at him*
Vil: I don't appreciate you bothering my friend.
Che'nya: You're just jealous, nya.
Vil: Ha! Me? Why would I be jealous to you?
Che'nya: *props his elbow on the table and cradles his chin in his palm*
Che'nya: 'Cause I'll be their future husband nya.
Vil: ...
Vil: *chuckles* This is ridiculous.
Vil: I shouldn't be talking to you.
Che'nya: *laughs* Okay. I'll just wait for MC then~.
Vil: ...
Vil: What's your true intention?
Che'nya: Hm?
Vil: Why would you approach MC?
Che'nya: Because I like them. What else?
Vil: ...
MC: *has arrived and noticed that Vil was gone*
MC: ...
MC: Che'nya? Where's Vil?
Che'nya: He left. Oh! And he said you don't have to go back to work today nya!
MC: Oh. I see.
Rook: What's wrong, Roi du Poison?
Vil: Approaching someone for the sole reason that you like them- Ha. Life isn't a fairytale.
Rook: ...
Rook: *smiles* Sometimes it is. It just depends on you and the perspective of the other.
Vil: ...
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FORMATION | dua lipa
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dua lipa x fem!formula2!driver
side note: dua lipa is so insanely gorgeous omg
side note pt2: funny thing is i also have a callum turner request in my inbox hahahahaha they are the sexiest couple rn
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user1 girl you're not reading jean paul sartre be so real right now
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user2 isn't smoking like bad especially for an athelete?
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user4 you're literally my idol
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user6 okay so she definitely is dating another girl atm
user7 winner of the race and winner of another woman's heart... man i wanna be you so bad
user8 idk if i wanna be you or be with you
user9 wait... someone said dua lipa attended the f2 sprint and feature races and got white roses when y/n posted about white roses...
⤷ user10 if that's true then they unlocked a whole new level of soft launching
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user11 "songs we sing together" dua lipa is a singer
⤷ user12 and basically a poet (poésie) cuz she writes songs
user13 babe i'm unemployed i could literally go everywhere with you if you give me a chance! we wouldn't need to do long distance!
user14 your profile is literally my pinterest board at this point
user15 whoever is dating my baby better get onto the next plane and fly to her!
user16 sick and tireeeed of this soft launch i'm so over it
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user17 I KNEEWWWW IT
user18 finally i can rest omg these past months have been a nightmare with all the hints and teasing
user19 WE'VE BEEN FREED FROM THE SOFT LAUNCH
dualipa thank you babes 🫶🏻
⤷ yourusername love you! ❤️
user20 the gays have won today
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𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
✯social media au
✯lando norris x female reader
✯you and lando are like teenagers in love, there’s only so much a certain someone can take
✯this was requested by @norrisleclercf1 🩷 I have two more smau’s coming out either later today or tomorrow, it’s gp weekend and this rain is stressing me out:)))
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paris you always sound so beautiful to me 😌
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username LANDO THE CAPTION PLS
username paris = y/n there i said it
username whipped lando is back baby
>username did he ever leave?
danielricciardo i need a warning anytime i open this app bro
>landonorris *insert warning here*
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>landonorris always🩷
username lando’s getting bolder with these captions
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who’s got better bedroom eyes? right answers only (aka me because lando folds every time)
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username i vote y/n, always y/n
username these comments should be interesting
landonorris i’m gonna chill here…..wait for the votes….
danielricciardo should I vote….?
>landonorris do it you won’t 🙂
>charles_leclerc i have a vote too
>landonorris 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
username HAHAHAHAHA PLEASE
landonorris i’m voting for you only because i have no restraint with you…
>yninstagram excellent choice, good boy😁
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username lets go mclaren!
username y/n tone it down this weekend so our boy wins!!
>yninstagram ill try😌
mclaren our favourite power couple🧡
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>carlossainz55 ouuuu the plan is coming 🤭
>yninstagram what plan?🫣
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username LMFAO danny had enough😭
username NO BRING THEM BACK
username rip lando and y/n’s flirty comments and captions
landonorris don’t worry mate, we’ll just be all over each other everywhere you go
>danielricciardo i’ll lock you in a cage norris
y/ninstagram i just love him so much, sorry danny🥺💔
>username yes girl gaslight him…
>danielricciardo i feel like this is a trap
>yninstagram i get it 🙁
>carlossainz55 APOLOGIZE DANIEL!
>danielricciardo okay okay im sorry!
>landonorris check mate 🤣
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