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ofgentleresolve · 1 year
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quick tag ur muse in one of these categories:
Would never stab anyone: Calum, Patrick, Nell, and Annie.
Would stab in retaliation: Raphael, Yoojin
Yells “I won’t hesitate bitch” first: Lamon, Suki
Would stab without warning: Mana, Felicity, K, and Alfred
Would stab as a warning: Myungdae
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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year
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OH MY GOD?? OH MY GOD????????
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wyllzel · 8 months
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i literally love wyll like i know he is just pixels and branching dialogues but my heart breaks for him... mizora visited camp for the 3rd time last night w her horrible contract (iykyk) and my tav only had FOUR options: 2 to convince wyll to take the contract, 2 to warn him against the contract... why is it on my tav to make this decision for him 😭 !!!?? yes i'm glad he trusts her (my??) opinion but that was way too much responsibility for me like i had to set my computer aside and lay down on my bed for like 5 min before i could bring myself to advise him to sign the contract 😭
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nat111love · 2 years
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 Look, Thony, I don't know anything about your marriage... 
 THE CLEANING LADY ( 2022) - 2x01 Sins of the Father
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allbeendonebefore · 1 year
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me: planning my trip to BC
alberta: oh you’re LEAVING? I don’t THINK SO!!! [throws -40 windchill and a FRIGGIN EARTHQUAKE at me apparently]
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albatris · 2 years
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also would anyone be interested in a tarot reading for their wip/ocs......? 👀
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bitbrumal · 1 year
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ooc  T-poses to assert dominance. i took cute selfies & now it’s your problem. all my tats & piercings have been excellent choices. ‘spine’ of stylised Vs at the front of my throat y/y? i’m not waiting for ‘‘‘munday’‘‘ cuz i will forget.
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graytalents · 2 years
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fellas, this one is gonna be a banger …
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autismmydearwatson · 1 year
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Co-actor: *claps me on the back affectionately*
My Useless Autistic Brain attempting to internalize every social rule: this is fine. This is normal physical touch even though I am significantly smaller than him and my shoulder feels numb. This is actually pleasant. He is expressing affection. He is saying "you are my coworker and I treat you like an equal even though you are younger and play a smaller part. Therefore I will express humor and companionship by aggressively slapping your shoulder"
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xinsanitysxedgex · 2 years
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xbloodiedxkneesx asked: Truth or dare with the girls & honey & someone dares Zima to kiss Gummy? yes pls. *grab hands*
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"Hmmmmnnhh~~... GOOMIE."
Zima's heart dropped as that nasally voice of what Rosa called a FRIEND announced her target. GULP. "W-What?" She looked around, panicked, from Gummy to Istina to Rosa, hoping one of 'em, ANY OF 'EM, would step in here. She had little faith in Leto or Beehunter who were ALREADY cheering on with that annoying af schoolgirl "Oooooh~~..." bullshit. "Why should Gummy hafta kiss me? It's my dare, shouldn't we do dares SOLO?" She was just clutching at straws at this point. She'd do anything. But things with Lada had been TOO ON EDGE ever since that night. Not helped by the girl's jokes of WHIPPING HER.
Sigh from Elena, judgmental and indignant. "Really...? THIS is what you guys have become? I don't know why I ever expect better from you all..." Meanwhile, Jinx just watched on in anticipation, smiling big and bright, revelling in the chaos. Honestly, she just wanted the night ot go this way in case SOMEONE wanted to get a little revenge and make her kiss Rosa next~... (She'd been duhrinking, too~~ WHAT A HEIST!!) Of course, first they had to somehow get this whole thing past Rozzi. But what the Hell was a mercenary s'posed ta do? Who cared if she was meant to be ranked ABOVE THEM, as an INSTRUCTOR? She was still just a hired hand. (Weren't they all hired hands? SHUT IT, YOU STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER.) And, at least for now, she was merely observing from across the room, sipping on her own wine glass.
Zima licked her lips, heart racing, was the lick out of ANXIETY or ANTICIPATION? She'd never kissed ANYONE before. Jeez, she was fucking PETRIFIED, could Terran just open up and swallow her WHOLE? "Tell 'em, Gummy. Tell 'em it's not fair. Can't I do a, umm... A whatsitcalled." DAMMIT. THINK. BRAIN. THINK. "A punishment thing? Like y'all make me eat hot sauce or some shit, I dunno... I just... I don't think this is--" EYES WIDEN EDas Jinx called her a PUSSY. "I'm not! It's got nothing to do with that! Unlike SOME PEOPLE, we take our first kisses VERY seriously." BLUSH. Had she just admitted that out loud? Okay. Fingers crossed her dreams come to life and she dies tonight.
#WHY IS ROZZI HERE YOU ASK?#HONESTLY BECAUSEI ALREADY SET UP THE TEMPLATE FOR FOUR BEFORE I REALIZED THAT NATSUKI WOULDNT' FIT IN THE CONTINUITY AT THIS TIME HAHAHAHA#SOOO SHE'S HERE NISTEAD#WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH HER HAHAHAHH BUT JINX TRYNA INCITE CHAOS#ELENA JUDGING THEM#AND ZIMA HAVING FULL GAY PANIC EPISODE AND MAYBE HURTING GUMMY'S FEELIGNS HAHAHAHAHA#IM NOT SUREEE#WE SHALL SEEE#HOEP THI SWORKKKSSS AND LIVES UP TO WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE#AHAHAHAHLKNDDLKSFRENLKFDKNLDNLKFLNK FDSNLK FNLFD#ISTINA LETO AND BEEHUNTER ARE ALSO PRESENT#-⚕⚕- ELENA -⚕⚕- I'm Doing This For Your Own Damn Good. You'll Make Up For What I Blew. What's The Problem? Why Are You Crying?#-⚕⚕- ELENA X ROSA -⚕⚕- We All Had Delusions In Our Heads. We All Had Our Minds Made Up For Us. We Had To Believe In Something. So We Did#-⚕⚕- ROSA -⚕⚕- But Who Would Want To Die As A Cowardly Little Child? When Our Time Is Up; Will We Be Ashamed Or Proud?#Xbloodiedxkneesx#-⚕⚕- JINX -⚕⚕- Eyes In The Dead Still Water. Tried But It Pushed Back Harder. Cauterized And Atrophied. This Is My Unbecoming…#-⚕⚕- JINX X ROSA -⚕⚕- This Is When It’s Now Or Never. When It Goes From Bad To Better. This Is When It All Makes Sense Somehow.#-⚕⚕- ZIMA -⚕⚕- No One Can Hear Me Scream. Maybe It's Just A Dream. Maybe It's Inside Of Me. I Must Confess I Feel Like A Monster…#-⚕⚕- ZIMA x GUMMY -⚕⚕- And If It Kills Me Tonight I Will Be Ready To Die. A Hero's Not Afraid To Give His Life. A Hero's Gonna Save Me…#-⚕⚕- GUMMY -⚕⚕- Will You Stay? Stay 'til The Darkness Leaves. I Know You're Busy. I Know I'm Just One. Are You There? Are You Watching Me?
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inkykeiji · 10 months
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clari!! what characters would be your kins/idols (like u wanna be like them, want their aesthetic, etc)?
hmm, that's a good question, anon! uhhh i dunno about kins/idols necessarily, i'm pretty happy with who i am and my own personal style/aesthetic, but characters that i really like/inspire me are: harley quinn, toga (duh), cher hororwitz, elle woods, and alabama whitman. just off the top of my head those are the first ones that come to mind! i'm 100% sure i'm missing some others, but yeah! <3
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lavender---sunshine · 2 years
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I have so many people who are pissing me off right now.
#i was running late so i was like ok I'll put on makeup once i get to work#im usually the first person there but Annoying Girl got there first and was like 'whats wrong with your face'#it was meant to be a L.O.L your not wearing makeup moment but last night i had an allergic reaction to something#and my eyes got SO itchy and when i woke up they were still puffy so i thought she meant that#but shes like haha just kidding i dont wear makeup because im Better Than Other Girls but you totally can if you want#im just not used to seeing you without your face on hahahahaha#babydoll you do not know me like that#not funny#(and later she got pissed because someone else at work embarrassed her in front of some people and she was complaining to our boss#and said 'its about respect. we are not close friends so why would he think its ok to say that)#(i sat there like 👀)#then the Annoying Guy at the other job was like kept trying to correct me today#i asked him to put a couple in the front of the boat and he put them in the back while looking at me confused#(wanted them in the front because previous guests made a mess that he didnt clean up)#and i asked him to put a bucket of wine on the floor. hes like no thats weird i'll just put it on the seat#and then it immediately got knocked over when the lady got in and a glass broke. i had to clean that before they left so they left late#also i left a bottle of wine unopened on the counter because i was trying to show it to a customer#and when that customer left he was like 'wow you didn't even open this for me?' and i look over and its the bottle they didn't buy.#and hes mid way through opening it and im like ok stop dont open that and he just... does?#im like 'that wasnt their wine' hes like 'yeah it was. right here on the notes it says they bought wine'#im like no they... brought wine. they gave me the wine they brought. hes like oh well why was the wine here#i??????? and then he also talks really loudly about guests not tipping and tried to have a conversation with me while i was on the phone#and meanwhile while i was talking to this guest who is trying to plan her proposal this other guest was trying to check out#and she kept being like 'am I all good? hello?' and i had to tell her to wait a moment I'm helping someone#and he fucking comes up behind me while im talking to someone else and stage whispers 'oh i think shes trying to check out' I KNOW#I KNOW BUT IM TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE RIGHT NOW. I NOT ONLY MADE EYE CONTACT AND NODDED TO LET HER KNOW I SEE HER BUT#I ALSO TOLD HER TO WAIT BECAUSE IM TALKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT HER SAFETY ON THE WATER AS BLIND PERSON#im so fucking sick of getting interrupted while im talking
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harunayuuka2060 · 24 days
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MC: Won't you be late, Vil?
Vil: *has insisted on coming with them back to their house* No. My manager informed me that there'll be a delay with the photoshoot.
MC: There could be other places you want to go to.
Vil: I'm fine.
MC: ...
MC: I haven't cleaned up yet. You might find the house messy.
Vil: It's not an issue to me.
MC: ...
MC: Alright. Well, is there anything particular you want to do today?
Vil: I'll decide when we arrive.
Vil: ...
MC: *waking Che'nya up who seems to have fainted on the kitchen floor*
MC: *holding him* Che'nya, wake up. What happened?
Che'nya: *opens his eyes slowly then holds their cheek*
Che'nya: The microwave...
Che'nya: It's not working nya...HAHAHAHAHA!
MC: *unamused* *puts him back down*
Che'nya: Hm? :3
MC: You can get yourself up.
Che'nya: But I'm injured nya~.
MC: You're not.
Che'nya: I'm hungry nya... *sad cat eyes*
MC: ...
MC: *sigh* *carries him up* Is there something you want to eat? I'll cook it for you.
Che'nya: Nyay~! *then gets a bit startled by Vil after noticing him*
Vil: ...
Vil: *smiles* You seem to enjoy being a freeloader, Che'nya.
Che'nya: ...
Che'nya: I won't be a freeloader if I become their boyfriend, nya! :3
MC: ...
Vil: *chuckles* I'm sure you're aware who's MC's type is.
Che'nya: Neige told me you rejected them before. And I'm quite handsome myself nya. Right~? *looking at MC*
MC: ...
MC: I'll start cooking. Can you wait in my room?
Vil: He can wait in the living room.
Che'nya: Of course nya~ That's my place after all~. :3
Vil: *frowns*
*MC has to buy groceries and left Vil and Che'nya alone in the house*
Vil: *staring sternly at Che'nya*
Che'nya: *smirks teasingly at him*
Vil: I don't appreciate you bothering my friend.
Che'nya: You're just jealous, nya.
Vil: Ha! Me? Why would I be jealous to you?
Che'nya: *props his elbow on the table and cradles his chin in his palm*
Che'nya: 'Cause I'll be their future husband nya.
Vil: ...
Vil: *chuckles* This is ridiculous.
Vil: I shouldn't be talking to you.
Che'nya: *laughs* Okay. I'll just wait for MC then~.
Vil: ...
Vil: What's your true intention?
Che'nya: Hm?
Vil: Why would you approach MC?
Che'nya: Because I like them. What else?
Vil: ...
MC: *has arrived and noticed that Vil was gone*
MC: ...
MC: Che'nya? Where's Vil?
Che'nya: He left. Oh! And he said you don't have to go back to work today nya!
MC: Oh. I see.
Rook: What's wrong, Roi du Poison?
Vil: Approaching someone for the sole reason that you like them- Ha. Life isn't a fairytale.
Rook: ...
Rook: *smiles* Sometimes it is. It just depends on you and the perspective of the other.
Vil: ...
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cartierre · 1 month
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FORMATION | dua lipa
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SOCIAL MEDIA!AU dua lipa x fem!formula2!driver
side note: dua lipa is so insanely gorgeous omg side note pt2: funny thing is i also have a callum turner request in my inbox hahahahaha they are the sexiest couple rn
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yourusername using the summer break to take my mind off things
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user1 girl you're not reading jean paul sartre be so real right now ⤷ yourusername being educated is attractive
user2 isn't smoking like bad especially for an athelete? ⤷ yourusername i won't tell my trainer if you won't ;)
user3 you deserve a break after that media day at the barcelona day!
user4 you're literally my idol
user5 when i grow up i want to be like you (i'm literally 27)
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yourusername celebrating a win is just so much more fun when you do it with the person you love <3
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user6 okay so she definitely is dating another girl atm
user7 winner of the race and winner of another woman's heart... man i wanna be you so bad
user8 idk if i wanna be you or be with you
user9 wait... someone said dua lipa attended the f2 sprint and feature races and got white roses when y/n posted about white roses... ⤷ user10 if that's true then they unlocked a whole new level of soft launching
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yourusername everywhere i go, i see something that reminds me of your love
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user11 "songs we sing together" dua lipa is a singer ⤷ user12 and basically a poet (poésie) cuz she writes songs
user13 babe i'm unemployed i could literally go everywhere with you if you give me a chance! we wouldn't need to do long distance!
user14 your profile is literally my pinterest board at this point
user15 whoever is dating my baby better get onto the next plane and fly to her!
user16 sick and tireeeed of this soft launch i'm so over it
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yourusername happy birthday ;)
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user17 I KNEEWWWW IT
user18 finally i can rest omg these past months have been a nightmare with all the hints and teasing
user19 WE'VE BEEN FREED FROM THE SOFT LAUNCH
dualipa thank you babes 🫶🏻 ⤷ yourusername love you! ❤️
user20 the gays have won today
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Of course I’ll help rob the bank, who do you take me for?
GOOD well rob them and then poke their eyes.
#they’ll never see it coming HAHAHAHAHA oh my god jm funny.#you get it cuz like; see? cuz when we poke them they like#like that one scene in Waterboy#you guys have seen that movie. yeah?#captian insano shows no mercy! 😼#IF YOU GUYS HAVENT SEEN IT YOU NEED TO ITS SO FUNNY JUST YOUTUBE ‘waterboy eye poke’ AND YOULL FIND KT#anyways so uhhh topic switch#i’m real upset about the whole Technoblade thing; he was such a good guy it’s so awful to see him go so soon#he was such an inspiration to me and really helped shape my humor and i’ve met so many friends because of him#i hope he’s flying high; he deserves it#NO CUZ THE FUCKER MADE MERCH FOR HIS DEATH TOO HE’S PROFITING OFF HIS DEATH#WHAT A CHAD THO I WOULD DO IT TOO 🤧#ask aph angel canada#messenger boy#teehee added that tag there#teehee anyways it’s Fourth of July (well in 2 hours!) so there’s that#nah cuz my poor cat bro he’s so scared of loud noises and fireworks aren’t gonna help#only i can rlly comfort him too cuz he’s scared of#most of my family so like UGH I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND KISS HIM I MISS MY BOY. my little thumbo 😞#IDK IM LIKE a lot is going on in my life but i’m alright with it; UGH IM MAINLY JUST EXCITED FOR MY CLASSES NEXT YEAR AND AHHH GUYS#WE ARE GOING DRESS SHOPPING THIS MONTH ON THE 23RD IR 24TH AND EJENEJENEN#IM SO EXCITED.#EVEN IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT IT IM STILL GONNA SHOW A PIC OF THE DRESS ON HERE#it’s gonna be so pretty guys 🙄✋#ayo ask aph angel canada mod face reveal?#it’s nothing special even then rofl but still#UGH IM JUST SUPER EXCITED FOR FALL 🥰🥰#teehee and laufey is posting her album then; i wanna get it on vinyl cuz i have a record player#yes ik im indie and cool 😼😼 hold your applause please 🤧#ANYWAYS HYE GUYS LOL
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chrisevansonly · 9 months
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𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
✯social media au
✯lando norris x female reader
✯you and lando are like teenagers in love, there’s only so much a certain someone can take
✯this was requested by @norrisleclercf1 🩷 I have two more smau’s coming out either later today or tomorrow, it’s gp weekend and this rain is stressing me out:)))
landonorris
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paris you always sound so beautiful to me 😌
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username LANDO THE CAPTION PLS
username paris = y/n there i said it
username whipped lando is back baby
>username did he ever leave?
danielricciardo i need a warning anytime i open this app bro
>landonorris *insert warning here*
yninstagram i love you thank you for spoiling me baby♥️
>landonorris always🩷
username lando’s getting bolder with these captions
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who’s got better bedroom eyes? right answers only (aka me because lando folds every time)
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username i feel like this is a trap….
username i vote y/n, always y/n
username these comments should be interesting
landonorris i’m gonna chill here…..wait for the votes….
danielricciardo should I vote….?
>landonorris do it you won’t 🙂
>charles_leclerc i have a vote too
>landonorris 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
username HAHAHAHAHA PLEASE
landonorris i’m voting for you only because i have no restraint with you…
>yninstagram excellent choice, good boy😁
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monaco we are in you, i wanted to write more of a caption but y/n is making it difficult to function currently
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username lets go mclaren!
username y/n tone it down this weekend so our boy wins!!
>yninstagram ill try😌
mclaren our favourite power couple🧡
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yninstagram we look so good, i love us, kick ass this weekend handsome ❤️
>landonorris gotta do good so we can celebrate the right way baby😉
danielricciardo that’s it, the plan is coming into action I CANT TAKE IT!!!!
>carlossainz55 ouuuu the plan is coming 🤭
>yninstagram what plan?🫣
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fear not, the couple has been put in timeout so we can all sleep peacefully, i’ve done everyone a favour 😁
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username LMFAO danny had enough😭
username NO BRING THEM BACK
username rip lando and y/n’s flirty comments and captions
landonorris don’t worry mate, we’ll just be all over each other everywhere you go
>danielricciardo i’ll lock you in a cage norris
y/ninstagram i just love him so much, sorry danny🥺💔
>username yes girl gaslight him…
>danielricciardo i feel like this is a trap
>yninstagram i get it 🙁
>carlossainz55 APOLOGIZE DANIEL!
>danielricciardo okay okay im sorry!
>landonorris check mate 🤣
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