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update, IT HAS 20

MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST HAS 9 LIKES IM SO FUCKING POPULAR.

#HOW AM I SO COOL? 🥱

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ooc but i just got my quince dress so here it is

(ignore my hand, it kinda looks like roblos)

#ooc teehee #ITS OFFWHITE N I LIKE IT A LOT cuz i wore it with a crown when trying it on #i’m gonna get it smaller tho cuz apparently i’m a smol petite lil girl 🥺 #no idea who i’m gonna dance with #but hopefully they’re cool #anyways guys omfg. #my ex texted me the other day and was like ‘hey this is ur ex; i’m texting u from my new number so you can block me’ #bro what 💀 #there’s no way i would’ve gotten his new number; it just made it look like he wanted to talk to me like bruhh #AND WHEN I ASKED HOW I WOULD EVEN GET HIS NEW NUMBER HE SAID ‘well id somebody i knew leaked it-‘ bro why would i text a random number🗿 #i started insulting him calling him stupid and saying he stoops rlly low and is like; a lot of bad things soooo #i ended it with ‘(their ex friend) was right about everything #-never message me again’ #ok that sounds super mean but it was deserved; he shared my insecurities with his friends like it was nothing. he’s just mad that he has #to repeat a grade while i get to do AP classes lol 😋 anyways that was it #can’t wait for my quince tho #u guys will be invited ‼️‼️ #anywyas i want to smooch piers from swsh #jkjk

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MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST HAS 9 LIKES IM SO FUCKING POPULAR.

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relax on deez nuts lmfao

can’t wait to relax today!

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I can’t follow you on Spotify if I don’t have it :D

ITS TSUNDERE TRASH WITH APH ENGLAND AS THE PFP AND THE PLAYLIST NAME IS “Dear Soulmate,” CUZ NEW LAUFEY LIN SONG.

#ooc teehee #i got Tsundere Trash when i was super into Romano and England so don’t bash on me #yes that’s right i wasn’t always a Canada simp 😞 #it’s my user on most music platforms cuz im on quite a few 🤧 #Audiomack is one and I used to post songs on there for Offline Listening (didn’t have spotify premium then lol) #And this new one that’s like Deci #Decibel.fm and GUYS IM SO POPULAR THERE. #THEY LOVE ME #THEY WRE JUST BEGGING FKR ME #these hoes LINING UP FOR ME. GOD THEY ARE SAVAGESSSS

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Of course I’ll help rob the bank, who do you take me for?

GOOD well rob them and then poke their eyes.

#they’ll never see it coming HAHAHAHAHA oh my god jm funny. #you get it cuz like; see? cuz when we poke them they like #like that one scene in Waterboy #you guys have seen that movie. yeah? #captian insano shows no mercy! 😼 #IF YOU GUYS HAVENT SEEN IT YOU NEED TO ITS SO FUNNY JUST YOUTUBE ‘waterboy eye poke’ AND YOULL FIND KT #anyways so uhhh topic switch #i’m real upset about the whole Technoblade thing; he was such a good guy it’s so awful to see him go so soon #he was such an inspiration to me and really helped shape my humor and i’ve met so many friends because of him #i hope he’s flying high; he deserves it #NO CUZ THE FUCKER MADE MERCH FOR HIS DEATH TOO HE’S PROFITING OFF HIS DEATH #WHAT A CHAD THO I WOULD DO IT TOO 🤧 #ask aph angel canada #messenger boy #teehee added that tag there #teehee anyways it’s Fourth of July (well in 2 hours!) so there’s that #nah cuz my poor cat bro he’s so scared of loud noises and fireworks aren’t gonna help #only i can rlly comfort him too cuz he’s scared of #most of my family so like UGH I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND KISS HIM I MISS MY BOY. my little thumbo 😞 #IDK IM LIKE a lot is going on in my life but i’m alright with it; UGH IM MAINLY JUST EXCITED FOR MY CLASSES NEXT YEAR AND AHHH GUYS #WE ARE GOING DRESS SHOPPING THIS MONTH ON THE 23RD IR 24TH AND EJENEJENEN #IM SO EXCITED. #EVEN IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT IT IM STILL GONNA SHOW A PIC OF THE DRESS ON HERE #it’s gonna be so pretty guys 🙄✋ #ayo ask aph angel canada mod face reveal? #it’s nothing special even then rofl but still #UGH IM JUST SUPER EXCITED FOR FALL 🥰🥰 #teehee and laufey is posting her album then; i wanna get it on vinyl cuz i have a record player #yes ik im indie and cool 😼😼 hold your applause please 🤧 #ANYWAYS HYE GUYS LOL

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I think you should rob a bank

messenger boy, i only will if you help me

#ask aph angel canada #we need the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP to rob every bank we want. #jay kay thats cringe #messenger boy #no #friendship is NOT cringe. #anyways guys #you guys know the ex i spoke abt? #he keeps sending ppl to insult me ONE OF WHICH WAS A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD LIKE WHAT #HOMIE WE R IN HIGH SCHOOL AND UR SENDJNG 6TH GRADERS TO Harrass me😱 #its ok tho i became their friend and they aren’t super fond of him and he made them cry ljke; i feel sk bad man. #btw i have a banging playlist on spotify so like follow me #its a playlist for my future soulmate cuz when i find them jts OVER for you guys. #nah but fr my ex is fucking obsessed with me. its sad cuz he already has a new partner #them sending ppl to bash on me makes them seem crazy cuz like; why r they still thinking of me? homie u have a new partner 🗿 #i think hes mad cuz i blocked him on everything lollllll #he tried stalking me on this dream smp gacha rp acc he has 💀💀 ITS SO CRINGE OMfg. #IK I HAVE A HETALIA ASK BLOG BUT LIKE MY POSTS R FUNNY #i think they’re silly #nah but fr my ex needs to back off and get off my ass. im so close to dm’ing him asking why tf hes so obsessed with me #he was lying to his friends to make me seem worse via saying i was the one to break things off #i have screenshots; its a clear lie; he jusr wants to be the victim. and he was mad that i held my friends’ hand for a min when he literally #fr got ‘married’ with his ‘friend’ like ???? he had the nerve to say it was platonic and i was overreacting too 💀 like what #and he did shit like that ALL THE TIME and his justification was ‘jealousy looks cute on you’ bro what 💀 #anyways thats a vent abt him cuz hes mad annoying bro. hate him AND I HAVE MORE SHIT ON HIMMM hes awful lol #i will never stoop that low again cuz hot girls like me dont do that 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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did you rob a bank

I WOULD NEVER ROB A BANK WOW who do you take me for? alfred?? smdh.

#ask aph angel canada #thats alfred behavior bro. smdh #i mean i could #that would be funny #does robbing banks get clout 🤨 #anyways guys heyyyyyy #hru guy ya #messenger boy #sighhhhh i’m so HUNGRYYYY i’m gonna go to costco tho so im gonna eat some free samples teehee #im staying at my uncles’ house for a week so i’m happy cuz i’m the favorite of one of them #we watch a lot of rupaul tho but im good with that #i lub tuna too it’s yummy #anyways bye bye guys i’ll try not to die 😍😍 again

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guys guess what

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that’s not a number bro 😟

@the-king-of-pentacles why is ur hair white? r u rlly old or som

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ok then what number am i thinking of rn

@the-king-of-pentacles why is ur hair white? r u rlly old or som

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@the-king-of-pentacles why is ur hair white? r u rlly old or som

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im literally living proof you can still look good during a quarter-life crisis

#ask aph angel canada #ugh im so popular and cool and sexy and hot and smart and funny and #GUYS OOC #OH MY FUCK I JUST ATE SOME POZOLE AND IT WAS RLLY RLLY GOOD BUT OH MY FUCK. #MY STOMACH HURTS CUZ IM TOO FULL IT WAS SO GOOD THO 😞😞 #theres tamales too i lvoe tamales sm. AND IM HAVING MY FRIEND OVER TMRAND ITS GONNA BE THE FIRST TIME A FRIEND COMES TO MY HOUSE #actually in december; she HATED me bc i was friends with her bf and he had a crush on me n stuff so i stopped talking to him completely #then like bc we were in the same circle of friends even then; me and her became friends and now we r actually rlly good friends #we cut off her ex bf cuz he cheated on her n stuff and she was rlly sad abt it and told me and i was like #if you say ‘but matthew polar bears don’t shed!’ stfu my polar bear is built different #as im typing that i see that tag oh my fuck #anyways i told her that shes a fucking 9 and hes at most a 5 and thag she could too much better than an asshole like him. #so shes coming over tmr and im excited abt it n stuff 😼✌️ #so yeah that’s what’s going on rn 😩😩

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thats literally the definition of a cult

he’s following me now everybody act cool

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so a cult

he’s following me now everybody act cool

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what kind of group is it

he’s following me now everybody act cool

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uh hi ig

he’s following me now everybody act cool

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