#haggises

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[marmotish]

Weird drawing request here but I was inspired by your latest post as it made me realise how many scottish witches we have with unsual hair but what if Juniper, Freyja and Indigo tell American travellers about the legend of the haggis! 😂😂😂

sit yourself down and let me tell you about Hamish, the Haggis of Hogwarts. It was the spring of 1987, Freyja, Tulip and Barnaby were mucking about by the Great Lake when they came across an odd looking hairy little creature stuck in the shallows of the water’s edge. They managed to free it thanks to a group effort, and took it to Prof Kettleburn when they realised it was injured.

Turns out it was actually a murtlap. One that had for some reason (probably a genetic mutation) grown hair all over its body. It had lost its tail to a predator, and the nature of its hair meant it couldn’t swim in deep water without getting waterlogged. Prof Kettleburn agreed to take it to the magical creatures reserve where it could live in safety. With frequent visits from Freyja and her friends, it slowly became used to being around people and became the unofficial school mascot. So of course they had to name it. Tulip noted aloud that if wild haggises were real, it would look like that. Barnaby then chose a name fitting for a haggis. Hamish. Thus Hamish the Haggis of Hogwarts was born.

Fast forward to spring 1989, Juniper and Indigo (@indigobackfire) want to mess with some visiting American wizards and tell them that wild haggises are actually a real thing. But to really sell it, they want someone to walk Hamish through the streets of Hogsmeade. They ask around for volunteers, and Freyja agrees to play along in return for a box of peppermint toads.

((forget the curse-breaking, Freyja’s legacy at Hogwarts was actually Hamish the Haggis))

#hogwarts mystery #hphm mc #indigo silverwood #juniper moss #freyja young #ask #usernoneexistent #though to be fair in the magical world it’s completely believable that wild haggises exist #i mean jackalopes exist in the magical world so why not haggises??

[zinnie-zoloft]

Things I think should happen in Our Flag Means Death

1. Buttons tells the crew about haggises

Half of them want to see one and the other half are like “there’s no way those are real”

Someone should convince Stede to hunt down a haggis, I think he’d be very easy to convince and 100% down for it

2. The ship gets a cat

The ship develops a rat problem so they get a cat to deal with it

They don’t know what to name it so everyone comes up with suggestions

Frenchie is convinced the cat is trying to curse him

Izzy ends up bonding with the cat and is ultimately the one who names it

His threatening demeanour is severely undermined by the fact he’s carrying around a fluffy cat

3. The “none of us speak English” excuse

The crew needs to get out of a situation and they do so by pretending none of them speak English

This seems like a good idea because most of them are bilingual, however problems arise when they have to communicate with each other but they can’t use English and don’t have another language in common

4. Anne Bonny and Mary Read

They probably know Ed and Izzy through Calico Jack

We have so many gay pirates it’s time we have some lesbians too

More potential non-binary representation with Mary/Mark

5. Ching Shih the pirate queen

Ok so she existed like 100 years after the events of the show but historical accuracy isn’t exactly a top priority

Zheng Yi Sao aka Ching Shih married pirate captain Zheng Yi and later took over his fleet after he died

She is one of the most successful pirates in history there’s literally so much potential here

Ed suggested he and Stede run away to China and I still think they should go on their honeymoon there, this would be the perfect opportunity to introduce her

Just some ideas for potential episodes and plotlines, if anyone wants to write something based on these then go for it

#our flag means death #ofmd #edward teach #stede bonnet #izzy hands #revenge crew

[othernotebooksareavailable]

that wild haggis enclosure smelled a lot like ferret, so I guess haggises are mustelids. huh.

#cryptids #i guess?

[feartheoldblog]

i can’t wait for st andrews day i need an excuse to drink like 6 litres of irn bru, a 4 pack of tennents and consume 2 whole vegetarian haggis…. haggises? haggi? 👁👁 what is the plural

#am i……….. a fake scot #👁👁

[hereyeswerefilledwiththestars]

4, 24, 43 xx

4. which cryptid being do you believe in?

bigfoot. also the loch ness monster (my girl!), most things from scottish folklore, and haggises (the animal. google that one, it's fun).

24. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

it's a nice day here, so smoking, maybe. definitely having a little cocktail can and a little picnic. reading a book. and because it's us, iris, we'd probably be talking about the 1975 or tlsp lol

43. what's your take on spicy foods?

i actually really like a lot of them, but they do not always like me - truly a highlight of 2022 was struggling with the heat in a pasta arrabbiatta and watching my middle eastern and south asian friends try their best not to laugh at me (i have never felt more caucasian in my LIFE). but i do like spicy food - i'm actually really craving some mexican food, like i want to eat jalapeños right now lol. and i make quite good salt and chilli tofu that's fairly spicy (also, for the record, i am in fact a white scottish woman who knows how to season things. you will NOT get a bland meal from me ever. just in case you guys thought i was totally hopeless lol) <3

#mads answers asks

[catrasuggestions]

So does Etheria have Bunyips and Dropbears? Or wild haggises?

what fucking language is this in

#catrasuggestions #catra #she-ra and the princesses of power #she-ra #spop #anon

[dracosathenaeum]

Incorrect @magicchai actually smells like haggises. It's a known fact get it right Zoe don't you know her uncle has over 60 haggises?? Uncultured.

omg cancel me

this is so embarrassing i can't believe this has happened 🙄

i would like to denounce myself as @magicchai 's number one fan. she does indeed smell like haggis x

#anon <3 #zo answers <3 #WHICH ON OF YOUS WAS THIS #BETH? #SIERRA? #ELLIE? #ELI?

[ayeforscotland]

gonna go running up those Glaswegian hills to catch those Haggis?

And put legitimate haggisers out of work? I’m not an animal.

[gasmaskaesthetic]

Other people were told the Haggis Story as children, right? About mountain-dwelling haggises?

[odestinoeir-blog]

O destino é: Edimburgo e Glasgow

Colina Calton Hill

Glasgow

Victoria Street Aqui estamos nós com saída do aeroporto Francisco Sá Carneiro no Porto para Edimburgo num Sábado ás 17h. Viagem feita num võo Ryanair cerca de 100€ ida e volta para dois adultos, já com todas as taxas incluídas. Chegamos a Edimburgo chegamos cerca das 21h.

Edimburgo

Primeiramente, fomos buscar o carro alugado para três dias : 90€ (35€ carro + 55€ seguro) e seguimos em direção ao alojamento arrendado no Airbnb por 50€, duas noites para dois adultos. Domingo, levantamo-nos cedo, estacionamos gratuitamente perto da Universidade de Edimburgo e seguimos a pé para o centro da cidade com o seguinte destino: - Parque The Meadows e Universidade - Monumento do cão Bobby e o bar “Greyfriars” - Vitória Street - almoçamos no restaurante Howies e comemos os típicos haggise e neeps J  - 35€ (pago por MB daí ter o valor já convertido) - Castelo de Edimburgo - 16.50 libras por adulto - Museu do Wisky - 14.50 libras por adulto - Royal Mile (zona antiga da cidade) - Parlamento Edimburgo - Palácio Real Holyroodhouse (residência oficial da monarquia britânica) - 12 Libras por adulto - Jardim do palácio | Holyrood park e a colina Arthur´s Seat - Monumento Robert Burns - Colina Calton Hill - Nelson monumento e monumento nacional - Princes Street (zona nova da cidade) - Jardim (princes street gardens) - Monumento de Scott - 5 libras por adulto - Galeria nacional escocesa de arte moderna - Catedral de Edimburgo - St Giles (entrada gratuita)

Dean Village

Dean Village Já no final do dia visitamos Dean Village, uma pequena vila fora da cidade.

Glasgow

Segunda–feira, seguimos pela auto estrada em direção a Glasgow. Estacionamos sem custos perto do Jardim de Glasgow, tal como a auto estrada também foi gratuita. Visitamos: - Jardim Glasgow + palácio das pessoas (entrada gratuita) - Catedral de Glasgow – St Mungo (entrada gratuita) - Cemitério vitoriano de Necrópolis Dormimos no Smiths: um hotel calmo e decorado de forma tipica escocesa: 35€, quarto duplo com pequeno-almoço e perto do jardim de Kelvingrove. Fizemos o check-in e jantamos num dos muitos pub´s perto da residencial por cerca de 30€. Terça-feira. Tomamos o pequeno-almoço e fomos a pé até ao centro da cidade, onde foi possível visitar: - George Square - GOMA Galeria de Arte Moderna (entrada gratuita) - Duke Wellington - Queen Street - Kelvingrove Parque - Kelvingrove Galeria de arte (entrada gratuita) - Universidade de Glasgow Depois de almoçar, hora de regressar ao aeroporto de Edimburgo. Uma vez que tinha estado a nevar, não sabíamos o estado das estradas e tínhamos receio de inesperadamente sermos apanhados por um nevão. Contudo, correu tudo bem pois já tinham passado os limpa-neves. Antes de entregar o carro, hora de encher o depósito de combustível – 40€. Carro devolvido e regressemos a casa novamente com a Ryanair no vôo das 18h.

Castelo de Edimburgo

Museu do Wisky

Prince Street

Princes Street

Monumento Nacional da Escócia

GOMA galeria de arte moderna

Glasgow

Catedral de Glasgow – St Mungo

Kelvingrove galeria de arte

Kelvingrove galeria de arte

Kelvingrove galeria de arte Em suma, tanto em Edimburgo como em Glasgow todas as pessoas locais que nos cruzamos e interagimos foram muito amáveis e simpáticas. É um país claramente a visitar outros locais e com muitos mais encantos do que os podemos visitar. Recomenda-se! Read the full article

#escapadinha #escócia #glasgow #low-cost #vôoslow-cost

[shibearu]

a moment of silence for all the scots who had to eat their pet haggises tonight 😔

tomorrow we journey up the hills to find a new haggis to raise until next burns night

#rip douglas u were a great haggis

[willpreston87]

3 years ago, I did my first stand up gig. And now I'm taking my first split show to Edinburgh. Looking forward to performing, winning, dying, flyering, haggising, collapsing, laughing, crying, and growing. See you guys up there! May the next 3 years bring more awesomeness! #comedy #comedian #standup #london #funny #edfringe #Edinburgh #edinburghfringe (at Kings Cross railway station) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0nng3yHtfO/?igshid=1twvp98eyoxy2

#comedy #comedian #standup #london #funny #edfringe #edinburgh #edinburghfringe

[nathanauckett]

Another new enemy for world 2! (ignore the invisible ground to the right side if you please) This freaky looking dude is called a Haggis Hurler. It hurls haggises at the player. The haggis cause damage to the player but can be blocked using the trusty shield! These guys are tricky to deal with. They currently take 4 hits to kill and hitting them is a challenge as they will do their best to run away should the player be getting to close. In the above video you can see it manages to dodge an air lunge from me like a champ... pesky thing. The death in the video was not on purpose, they are legitimately hard to deal with so I don’t know how many levels will contain these guys. If we use to many I fear we would make the player a bit angry :P If you would like to play the demo of the game, which feature the entire first world of the game in it’s current state you can do so by going to Gamejolt right here! We would love your feedback, both good and bad so please don’t hold back. Thanks for the interest!

#gamedev #indiedev #the cardinal crusade #programming

[gobtv]

They've derailed my haggis express! JAN MOIR on the Caledonian Sleeper service to Scotland

They’ve derailed my haggis express! JAN MOIR on the Caledonian Sleeper service to Scotland

Travel broadens the mind, but it can broaden other things, too.

‘Two pies, two haggises, two whisky and lemonades and two packets of crisps, please,’ is the dinner order from my neighbours at the next table in the restaurant car on the Caledonian Sleeper.

If an alien with even a faint grasp of cultural indicators were to beam down from Mars and hazard a guess at what was going on, it might…

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[chestofstories]

NaNo with Plushies, Day 2:

Despite what this incriminating picture show, the writing did get done.  1683 words of it, in fact. The photo is us celebrating a good job well-done.

These little guys are the Wild-Hairy family of haggises. As you can see on their badges, each uses a different pronoun (the pronoun badges are from the Scottish Trans Alliance): Haggu is a girl, Haggy is a boy, and Hagga is non-binary. Also, they all have very creative names. And they apparently like to play The Sims 3. 

#nanowrimo #nano2017 #scottishtrans #nano with plushies #writing #The SIms 3 #they're cute little tiplets #actually sextuplets #but the other 3 are evil