#ha ha shoe

[canigirl]

people are always like “miles’ canon event is his uncle dying/his dad dying” cmon now. everyone knows that miles’ real canon event is getting a dope ass pair of jordan 1s

that mf knows how to put that shit on!!!!!

#i also think it’s cool how prowler miles’ shoe has all those lil pockets considering he’s probably a thief of sorts #miles’ drip transcends dimensions #miles morales #prowler miles #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderman atsv #atsv spoilers #spider man: across the spider verse #miles 42 #miles g #across the spiderverse #prowler!miles #parker ponders

[anxioussailorsoldier]

zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”

the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise

the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game

#totk #totk spoilers #spoilers #zelda #loz #comic #leeroy #yona #sidlink #background tho #I understand that nintendo has made a decision but given that its a stupid decision i've elected to ignore it #I reject your reality and substitute my own #that firefly quote re yona “we always hoped you two kids would get together ... who is she?” #seriously sidon calls her his older sister fkdsjghssdf THATS NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL #Leeroy still has a korok in his hair hence the sparkles #he changed out of the fierce deity armour for one night #short skirt and gladiator shoes and one tit out #perfect

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #blood #Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti #I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji. #wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj. #“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony. #Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer. #His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life. #He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot. #F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight. #Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics #I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH) #New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god

#obsessed with the fact that rain world is a game about survival #yet every character we meet has the express goal of trying to optimize killing themselves #every creature in game seems perfectly content fulfilling their role in the ecosystem no matter how many cycles they do the same thing #(rly obvious with gourmand's entire route. guy who lives their life to the fullest without the slightest hint of resentment) #it was really only the ancients who thought they were above it and thought of it as something to escape from #5pebbles is so interesting because the only reason hes “”“godlike”“” is because of his vast knowledge. if he was in any slugcats shoes he #would die instantly which is ironically what hes been trying to do this whole time #this comic was kind of exploring the idea of awareness (divinity) as something that drags down ones enjoyment of life (walking). #if 5p would humble himself down enough to walk around like any other creature #he would a) be much happier in life and b) achieve the ascension he's been gunning for for millennia like all the slugcats did #but he never will. #getting rid of all his work on the problem or even his awareness of it entirely #would just be a trick of convenience that steals away his godhood #and him calling himself godlike is kind of a cope LOL #a cope being faced with a problem he was never meant to solve #a cope being faced with what he did to moon #a cope being faced with the rot inside him #oh well. #anyway fuck 5 pebbles i hate that guy #rain world #rain world fanart #rw five pebbles #rain world five pebbles #rw gourmand #rain world gourmand #five pebbles #rain world void worm #rain world ancients #also JUST KIDDING ilu 5p. you suck but i💛u

[iamnotdirtylaundry]

peter parker and his fuckass jordans

#i hate drawing shoes #death to shoes #peter parker #spiderman fanart #spiderverse fanart #spiderman #spideypool #across the spiderverse #peter parker fanart #based off a picture of tom holland #its not tom holland though #peter parker just has chronic generic white boy face

[suja-janee]

Can’t say I blame her

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #harumi shirai #kuai Liang #mk scorpion #shirai ryu #he panicked okayyyy #I don’t genuinely believe kuai liang makes spelling errors #I think Tomas does tho 100% #he gets smacked over the head for every error #bi Han isn’t the only menace to Tomas #it’s just that Kuai has a less hateful way of going about it #like a disciplinary mother #Tomas walks in the house with shoes on- HEAD SMACK #Tomas uses foul language- HEAD SMACK #Tomas watching animal planet past his bedtime- HEAD SMACK #bi Han is a menace to Tomas cause he’s a menace in general #kuai is one only because he ✨cares✨ #doodle #my art

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[microvibing]

My daughter she has every disease<3

#Ramshackle #Ramshackle vinnie #Seriously watch the pilot it's a wholesome shitpost with wonderful animation n soundtrack #Vinnie has rabies and eats shoes canon

[mumblesplash]

he's not even that light impulse is just really strong

#[elsewhere skizz is hit with a sudden inexplicable compulsion to teach the whole server about maslow's heirarchy of needs] #my art #tangotek #impulsesv #hermitcraft #taken completely by surprise by how much fun i'm having with the ambiguously-on-fire hair #random thing but i've actually been putting effort into drawing *fewer* fabric folds recently #it's one of those things i get like. stuck in #and i want to Simplify the Shapes #but do u guys understand. tango just has digitigrade vibes #vital to his character that he be able to scamper and clamber at a moment's notice #honestly the idea of designing shoes for nonhuman feet is super interesting #i defaulted to pseudo-claws cuz like..that's what they'd be used to using for traction? at the very least seems rude to remove that option

[ohmygawditssunnyout]

healing

#ignore his shitty shoes I hate drawing them #the new sonic channel art has me back on my ptsd baby bs #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #my art #digital art #sth

[willowser]

nothing makes me happier than how much of a honest to god nerd bakugou really is, bc i can imagine him dropping a ton of money—like, borderline astronomical—for this pair of sneakers that are plain white and almost outdated ?? looking ?? and you would never question what he wants to do with his hard-earned money, but you are curious and he doesn't really give you any kind of answer outside of a shrug and a mumbled, "just wanted 'em,"

and you don't find out until much later—when you see deku in the exact same pair—that they're some super limted, re-released pair of shoes that all might advertised twenty-years ago.

#he's such a LOSER i love him with all my heart #he's SO PISSED that deku has the shoes too #bc he'd rather die than EVER be caught in the same pair of shoes as him #but !! 😤 he wants to wear them !!! and deku wears them EVERYWHERE !! 😤😤😤 #lmaooo #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[bigfatbreak]

Hi! Does Alya really assume the worst of Mari in this particular chapter (like, quite often yes, she does, but in this case)? Or is it Marinette's interpreting it like that? P. S. Love your work!

A bit of both! Alya doesn't naturally think the worst of her, but Lila is good at manipulating her and the class into assuming Marinette is "messing up" pretty frequently, and Marinette's pessimistic attitude due to trauma means every time no one stands up for her against Lila, it just proves her own insecurities right and she considers it fact. When Alya jumped into lecture mode, it came from a genuine place of worry - but lecturing someone who already thinks you hate them won't lead to any good conclusion, just further hostilities, or putting her on the defensive.

While Marinette's feelings are valid, they're not 100% rational, but no one's proven her WRONG yet, since Lila plays the part of cuckoo so well. If Alya thought the worst of Marinette, she wouldn't have come to her for help during her argument with Lila - but as you'll see in the next update, Alya and Marinette had a blowup argument in the past that was pretty messy on both sides, leading to this cold attitude from Marinette.

#replies #marinette is certain of how everyone feels about her because no one has defended her #and she considers that evidence of them hating her instead of a more reasonable alternative: #a lot of kids are just cowards when their friends are fighting #and no one knows how to approach marinette now that shes MADE herself hard to approach #you cant blame the girl for being braced for the other shoe to drop constantly #but it means she also expects the worst out of everyone in turn.

[thedickcavettshow]

get your cunty heels off the damn bed

#Ive literally never noticed that he has shoes on the bed in this pic before… #bruce springsteen

[aueua]

hair dryer dad

#[art #.jpeg] #[2023.zip] #honkai star rail #hksr clara #hksr svarog #1. first time drawing svarog. forgive me. 2. busy! the brain-rot has its clutches on me however! #3. i Had to give this poor girl more layers please. she's so cold to look at. i hope she learns to wear her new shoes one day. OTL #ANWAYS. :thumbsup: THE DYNAMIC!!!! ARGRGRGHH... ''family'' through at least 55 calculations & no hesitation from her either. gosh

[darthmalewife]

Everyone [except his brothers] thinks Cody is like Obi-Wan in the sense he doesn't get hungover because it never shows, he just seems like it doesn't bother him at all but it's because he's so good at playing it off, he can stand through an entire meeting with a straight face and not blink but the minute it's over he strolls out the room and immediately vomits in a bin then walks away with a straight face, Obi-Wan stands back laughing because he's a bastard who feels nothing

#his brothers know because theyve seen him get white girl wasted #fox has photos of codys first hangover that are never to see the light of day #ponds has picked him up out an alley and dragged him back to his bes #wolffe has woken up in an alley next to him [hes just as bad as cody] #rex has had his shoes vomited on at least 7 times #star wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #captain rex #codywan #commander wolffe #commander fox #commander ponds

[doodle-with-alizard]

Small art study of some Kool kid

And doodle

#i fucking LOVE how billy has flowers on the bottom of his shoes #i lost the image to the second one but it was Tobin posing with billy with “love you billy <3 ~ Tobin Bell ” written on his suit and omg #i cant #saw #tobin bell #john kramer #jigsaw #saw 7 #billy the puppet #:) #I CANT GET ENOUGH OF JOHN WITH THAT CAP DNJDGSJKA