#ha bitch !!!!

[bluecloudsandwhitesky]

Y’all don’t even know how hard it is being the only tumblrina in the squad. My friend hasn’t seen season 2 of good omens yet but left season 1 thinking Crowley and Aziraphale were Just Besties.

#like Ik she will be stoked about this season and live for the hijinks and drama and ROMANCE #BUT #do u understand #how badly #I wanna say #I TOLD YOU SO #cuz like SO BAD #we were both respecting the other’s interpretations in season 1 but now? #HA BITCH #6000 year so burn 🔥 #no one heterosexually blows on a jacket like #and like they were clearly deeply in love but #good omens 2 #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[chaeyablood]

OH GUYS GUESS WHAT

THIS GUY WAS JUST CHILLIN AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE AND SHE WANTED ME TO TAKE HIM. YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHO I NAMED HIM AFTER

#cats #kaeya #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya alberich #he has one eye and half a tail and he was even missing the right eye so like obviously as soon as i saw him i was smitten #also id like to say this drawing took me like 5 mins but it absolutely took more like an hour. just for the hair #my art #my post #miz's thoughts #caps tw #i am just so excited #digital art #my dad said no so i got my gf to watch him for me until im able to move back in with her again #ha bitch #cant control me

[postmodernputa]

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#remember when last year I thought I was in love #with a 22 year old man who couldn’t hold a job #HA BITCH #I was goofy for that frfr #now #I am free of the hold this man had on me #oh how the times change #o how I’ve changed #but I’m SO HAPPY AND proud of myself #learned so much this year #pce luv n joy #:* #the only good thing about that situationship was that he put me on to $b #now it’s g59 to the grave #on god!! #ngl tho #dick was ungodly #SHIT Hit #rip 2 my fav lil goofy goober

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

#random #good gif #espurr #I just love the walk so much #it just screams ‘step aside bitches this ass is mine’ #this kitty has murder in their eyes #powerful

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

#WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE A BOWTIE #As usual my handwriting is dogshit hope u enjoy the meme <3 #I know Charlie is bi but that also means she likes girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Lucifer has a ‘tHIS biTCH’ expression specially for alastor it’s canon viv told me #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin charlie #hazbin chaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #vivziepop #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel anthony #angel dust #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husker #chaggie #charlie x vaggie

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

#pssst also. you should click/zoom on this. for better quality and to see all my silly little details :] hooty hoo #this is my totkversary thing im just too impatient to wait till the 12th LOL. big shoutout to this game tht has ruined my life. and zelink. #zelink #light dragon #link #zelda #loz #totk #princess zelda #totk spoilers #link totk #zelda totk #tears of the kingdom #loz fanart #i had soooo much fun drawing this i really did. i think this is a good capstone piece for how much ive improved so far this year #i still have a long ways to go ofc but. i am pleased ^_^ nd i am glad i can use zink like experiments to do so hehe #anyway. YURI FOREVERRRRR BITCH #my art

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[nylwnder]

a poweplay?? I KNOW THATS RIGHT

#HA BITCH #leafs lb

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) charles why are you laughing?

#dead boy detectives #dbda #edwin payne #crystal palace #charles rowland #edwin x charles #Yes the repressed twink has done hard drugs he has the range darling #edwin: everybody's done cocaine bitch let's get you some fruit #dead boy detective agency

[almostshamelesspenguin]

Character: I think boys are pretty

Fandom: oh! They're gay! That's canon!

Different character: I have no interest in romance or sex. I don't understand it. Relationships confuse me. They seem pointless to me. I have no desire to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. I am an aromantic asexual.

Fandom: well, I guess you can interpret them as aroace...I don't see it though.

#has. has anyone else seen this or am i complaining about a virtually nonexistent issue #this is about a particular fandom that im not going to mention tho #not saying theres anything wrong with the first one either #but. cmon #bitches will give any excuse before having a character they can romantically ship #not every character needs shipping. not every character needs a realtionship #shut up for the love of god #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aroace erasure #aromantic erasure #asexual erasure #aroace rant

[sscarletvenus]

when i'm in a "never moving on from my dead wife" competition and my opponent is gojo satoru... there will never be a yearner like him ever again!

#BRO IT HAS BEEN A DECADE... #i don’t even blame gojo like if i fumbled a bitch as bad as suguru #i would be having wife montage flashbacks 24x7 too #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk 261 #gojo x geto #goge #stsg #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf help wanted #five nights at freddy's #Being nice is so easy when you don’t got a bitch ass bunny in your ear #I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along #but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat #just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes #let her have friends!! 😤

[cutetanuki-chan]

Ianthe's like so are we doing this

just leading your sister lyctor back to your room in the middle of the night to look at the body under your bed

#I feel so bad for Harrow in that scene and then Ianthe has audacity to ask if Harrow been sleeping I hate her #imagining Wake in Cytherea's body looking straight in Ianthe's eyes and like 'is this bitch fr' #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus #ianthe tridentarius #gideon the ninth #art

[fishsfailureson]

TBH I think that Paleontologists should be allowed to fight private collectors who purchase any specimen that is incredibly valuable to science actually.

#anyone who has an ammonite shell or a tooth or something like that? perfectly fine #but if someone purchases an entire fucking skeleton of a Triceratops I am mauling them with my teeth. #Bitch if you want a dinosaur skeleton in your house just buy a fucking cast #paleontology #palaeoblr

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

how do you explain autism and neurodivergency to a Viking from 1500 years ago?

#And just before this #Hiccup was explaining how wool is the worst texture and that he'd rather die than wear wool. #this bitch can fit so much autism #Jack has ADHD so that's how he was able to spot it #took one look at Hiccup and was like “That guy is NOT neurotypical” #rotg #rotbtd #jack frost #hiccup haddock #hijack #httyd

[phoenixonwheels]

Just your regular reminder to those of you (that’s most of you) not masking because you’re “not high risk” and “don’t have a preexisting condition” that a covid infection is a preexisting condition and you are now high risk.

[ID: Tweet from LizWhatsHerFace @RealGayArbys “Look at this graph. If you're on infection number two or three, your risk of being hospitalized if you get Covid again is VERY heightened. And your risk of a lot of other bad stuff happening is higher too. You need to act accordingly. You likely don't know what number you're on.” Graph showing the impact of reinfections from Covid on hazard ratio from various conditions, US Veterans affairs population. Data comes from a 2022 study published in Nature titled "Acute and postacute sequelae associated with SARS-CoV-2 reinfection." As the study abstract states, the data shows that "First infection with severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) is associated with increased risk of acute and postacute death and sequelae in various organ systems."]

#not caring about immunocompromised people has made you immunocompromised #funny how that works #karma is a bitch #wear a fucking mask #covid 19 #wear a mask