#h50 crack

[teruel-a-witch]

If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.

#mcdanno #incorrect mcdanno #h50 incorrect quotes #h50 #h50 7x01 #h50edit #h50 picspam #h50 caps #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #myh50 #very serious scene analysis™ #mcdannuendo #ignoring realistic health recovery times because the show does it all the time #h50 crack #h50 humour #tactile mcdanno #the unsubtle art of gayzing

[ellena-asg]

#h50 #McDanno #danny williams #steve mcgarrett #h50 incorrect quotes #kono kalakaua #chin ho kelly #jenna kaye #h50 crack #no serious McDanno meta this time - sorry #today I'm in a very goofy mood #and my goofy brain noticed this so I had to make it #mcdanno photo story

[neanderthal-pessimist]

h50 10x09 Steve saying he doesn’t need to get Danny out of his house “tonight” with the biggest grin. Like fine, we get it, you’re getting f**ked in the ass tonight, no need to brag.

#gay rights #incorrect mcdanno #mcdanno is eternal #mcdanno is canon #mcdanno #danny williams #danny danno williams #steve mcgarrett #hawaii five 0 #hawaii five o #hawaii 5 0 #hawaii #h50 #h50 crack #h50 season 10

[trickster-archangel]

Due to personal reasons, from now on I'll consider every deleted scene from h50 as Alex's and Scott's personal contribution to The McDanno Cause which was completely unscripted and improvised by Our Most Relentless Fighters, and which of course got deleted because it would've added just Too Much to the ship, and would've made it canon despite The Showrunner's Best Efforts (yes it's smaller because they have Issues).

I have otherwise no reasonable explanation for why those scenes are the most shippy and/or deep we could imagine for a couple.

#mcdanno #mcdanno crack but not so much #h50 #h50 deleted scenes

[redgoldblue]

Fic Writer 20 Questions

Tagged by @luredin. Thank you!

How many works do you have on AO3?

49. which is insane to me. especially if you consider that 10 of those are actually 24 fic(let)s in one

What's your total AO3 word count?

360,722

What fandoms do you write for?

Whichever bug bites me. But the major ones are Hawaii Five-0 and Starsky & Hutch.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I Would Break Into Your House Just To Put Sugar In Your Tea (H50)

think about how good these seeds have sown (H50)

If You're Waiting On Me You're Backin' Up (I'm Way In Over My Head In Love) (H50)

unfortunately, Hands (House MD) (me and Hands have a contentious relationship. many of my friends could tell you of it. i long for the day i knock it out of top 5)

Not A Booty Call (Suits)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Not usually :(. I used to respond to all of them, but then it was making me stressed out about doing it, so I made a conscious decision that i did not have to do that and now I only respond to the occasional one that I actually have a response for other than 'thank you [heart emojis]'

What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

oh my dude. do i... do that? do I have literally any that fit that criteria? maybe To Love (Verb, Transitive) (S&H), although that should tell you how incredibly unangsty most of my endings are.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Happiest, as opposed to fluffiest. hm. different criteria. I think happiest might be either If You're Gonna Do It, Do It Right (which is actually one of my angstiest fics in its body) or I Would Break Into Your House (both H50). Or Come Take The Wheel (S&H). Or Smarties Cookies (Non-Violent) (Leverage), which literally ends with the word 'happy'. as you can tell, this is much more up my alley.

Do you get hate on fics?

I do not, although I did get a comment waaayyy back in 2013 which funnily did not mention my actual writing, which was terrible, my being 13 and only writing for a year, but did tell me that the premise of my fic was out of character. it's possible that contributed to why i'm now borderline spiteful about making fics in character.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yeah. Not a lot, but yeah. is bdsm/bdsm-overtoned a kind? That. Sometimes with feelings sometimes not particularly, but if it's with feelings it will be a truly stupid amount of feelings.

Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Not for years, but my very first multi-chapter >10k fic was BBC Sherlock/Doctor Who crossover. it was 2014. don't look at me.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

...yeah. Avengers crack!fic. the only fic from pre-2017 I'm happy to link, bc pure crack doesn't care about how good your writing is.

What's your all-time favorite ship?

Look. I would be a liar if I said anything other than Steve/Danny. Other ships may come and go but these fucked up obliviously married certified Dad™ middle-aged white guy cops made a permanent and large imprint on my mind and there are entire worm colonies living in that imprint.

What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

The long Suits season 8 canon divergence fic, where Harvey's mother dies a season earlier than in canon and Mike flies back to help him through it. The first two chapters are literally like, 100 words away from being finished, so it's possible that if I ever feel the urge to watch Suits again I will drum up a truncated third chapter and post it but. it's also very possible I will not. There's a 5+1 Geraskier fic it would've been nice to finish too, but I don't ever see that happening.

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue, humour, emotional description that's just enough to the left of normal analogies that it makes you actually stop and think about/feel it. Occasionally, punch-to-the-gut-with-softness lines.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Physical description, good lord. Especially of settings. Having any reasonable idea of how long a fic is going to be. Actually doing the work of writing in between the times where the words just spontaneously appear in my head. Not as relevant for fic as for original work, but calculating how much backstory readers actually need.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I don't know that I've ever really done it in fic, other than the occasional Yiddish word for Jewish characters, but I am doing it a little bit in my novel WIP, bc 2.5 of my MCs are Latinx and occasionally speak Spanish with each other. I think it's fine in moderate doses, assuming the characters actually would be using it, but that it should follow the same rules as pop culture references: either the meaning is broadly deducible from context, or it's not either vital to the plot or hugely disruptive of flow if you don't understand it. Also if it's anything more than single words you should probably get someone who actually speaks the language to check it for you.

First fandom you wrote for?

...BBC Sherlock

Favorite fic you've ever written?

can i say a wip. my spouse/neurological infection state of disrepair. but okay no in posted fics... ykw even though it's a fandom i am off and on with, and mostly off, and currently off, When You're Loving Me (That's When I'm Loving You) (NCIS: LA) is a solid contender. But I also am quite happy with I Would Break Into Your House being my top kudosed, I think it deserves it.

Tagging: @actingcamplibrarian @osointricate @bookwhimses @faorism @gallantrejoinder

#mine #Hawaii Five 0 #Starsky and Hutch #Suits #NCIS: LA #my writing #tag games #luredin

[breakaway71]

JatP and H50

No way could I do a fusion/AU on this one, but LISTEN, Mary McGarrett has worked a lot of weird places and seen a lot of weird crap living in LA, and all I can imagine is her calling Steve one night and trying to convince him that the band she just saw with some friends is totally definitely made up of ghosts, and did he ever deal with ghosts in the NAVY because apparently ghosts were actually real and she needed advice on if she was gonna be haunted, STAT. Just imagine Danny nearby, already gearing up for the most GLORIOUS of rants because Steve stupidly put his sister on speaker when he picked up.

Obviously this would be pure crack but it would be WHOLESOME FAMILY crack which is an altogether acceptable sort of crack, I feel. Especially because Steve, even if he thought Mary was being ridiculous, is overprotective enough that he would huffily get on a plane to go and reassure her there were no ghosts...

#crossover shenanigans #ask meme

[itwoodbeprefect]

hellooooo 🎢 🤩 🍦and. bc i saw your last answered one and i'm being mean. ✨

shaking my fist. devilish!

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

for me, or for my readers? for me, oof, probably one of the longer things. i’ve been sending you updates about the starsky watches westerns fic, which i’m in the throes of now, but Coming Up Aces was also a Whole Thing last year (or actually in 2021, mostly), because it just would! not! be finished!

also. i think Rare and never simple deserves a weird little shoutout for being a birthday fic that i finished three months late, largely because it’s one of the longest things i’ve ever posted to ao3 even though it’s for a fandom i’m not in and a ship i have no particular feelings about one way or the other, while it’s somehow also one of the only fics i’ve ever written that keeps getting “oh i cried” as a response.

for my readers... well, depends on your mileage, of course, but it’s probably the jesus christ superstar fic that never made it to ao3. a significant percentage of comments for that one included an understandable “what the hell i thought this would be crack” sentiment.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write? 

overall, i think maybe john sheppard (of stargate atlantis fame)? he’s repressed in all kinds of ways, he’s queer in even more, people somehow think he’s cool but right under the surface he’s a huge dorky nerd, women keep throwing themselves at him and he keeps going “???” at it, he’s the hero of the story but he’s a giant slacker, he’s got a huge martyr streak but he does (probably) want to live, he loves his people so so much but he Cannot Show It, he chose the biggest asshole self-involved socially awkward supergenius as his best friend who he’s maybe pining for endlessly, and oh, the weird mix of pride and pressures that come with being responsible for the safety of others in an environment where you’re never going to be able to keep them safe - just so much interesting stuff. but most of all, joe flanigan’s face does many weird things at all times, and it’s never not fun trying to come up with ways to put that into words.

🍦 What’s the sweetest fic you’ve created so far?

huh. genuinely a difficult question! i’ve definitely written some stuff that in hindsight i think might... verge on being too sweet? but for pure sugar that i think still works, it’s probably something like In my dreams I have a plan (If I got me a wealthy man) or Get A Room, or: Three times Magnus and Alec were gratuitously in love and obliviously domestic about it or Flowers for no reason but you missed me. (respectively h50, shadowhunters and starsky&hutch). or. any of at least a dozen other little fics.

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

you know, after i answered this the first two times it occured to me that i could have just gone "i did this one, here's a link!" but by then i'd already set a precedent and now i have to keep going, so: i'm good at writing short fic! 1-3k is a particular sweet spot where i think i have enough room to say something (even if it's just something silly) but it's still very bite-sized, and over the years i've grown pretty good at both beginning and ending stuff that short while still leveraging it into having some sort of meaning in between.

send me emojis (if you want)! 🌈  

#thank you for playing!! 🎉 #ask #*

[ci5mates]

First Line Tag Game

Rules: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to ao3. if you have less than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics. 😊

I was tagged by the lovey @wheelsupin-five thank you  😊💛 I only have 7 uploaded and only one 911 fic so far but here goes.

Jealousy Complex (911 - buddie)

“You don’t have to do this Jonah…please…I’m begging, just let him go.” Eddie’s voice hitched around the bulge in his throat. He was tied to a chair with ropes so tight he’d lost feeling in his hands and feet, but he didn’t give a fuck about himself. It was Buck, laying comatose on a table just an arm’s length away, cardiac electrodes dotted across his bare chest and an intravenous drip in the back of his hand pumping him full of a powerful sedative, that was turning him into a teary, snotty-nosed, emotional wreck.

Ticking Time Bomb Part 1 (H50)

Danny Williams lay on the narrow mattress in the Kailua-Kona hotel room staring at the ceiling as he contemplated the McGarrett-shaped lump in the opposite bed.

Love Letters Part 2 (H50)

Danny woke in his own, otherwise empty bed, cranky at the morning light coming in through the gap in the hotel curtain and even more cranky at his relentless pessimism which prompted him to abandon the bed of the Adonis he was partnered with, the regret just another to add to the pile when it came to being honest about his feelings for Steve.

A Fresh Perspective (H50)

Steve’s decision weighed heavily as he stowed his bag in the overhead locker and took the window seat.

His earlier resolve was beginning to waver, replaced by an uneasy feeling, now that his departure was imminent.

Did I really just leave Danny sitting on the beach alone, a week out from hospital?

Smoke & Mirrors (The Professionals, Bodie and Doyle)

The bullet pierced the fragile bone, shattering her skull and carving a path through her brain like it was semi-set jelly.  Blood sprayed, slapping surfaces within reach; the floral wallpaper, the plastered ceiling and the tapestry fabric of the sofa as well as the family portraits positioned with care on the mantle, although by chance, a smaller image, set back from the others, miraculously escaped the bloodbath. A young curly haired PC photographed with his arm draped over the shoulder of the smiling, recently graduated police woman, lay silent witness to the tragedy.

A Trophy Highly Prized Part 1 (The Professionals, Bodie and Doyle)

George Cowley was agitated. Far too restless to sit so he stood at his office window and loosened his tie while he watched storm clouds roll in, hoping like hell it wasn’t an ominous sign.

A Prize Highly Valued Part 2 (The Professionals, Bodie and Doyle)

The corridor was depressingly familiar. They’d been here often enough, when one or the other had been injured, even the cracks in the ceiling were imprinted on his memory and if he closed his eyes he could visualise the water stain by the door, right where a small piece of forgotten tinsel was impaled by its rusty tack. Some things never changed.

tagging any writers who haven't already been tagged and would like to share, put me down as tagging you 😍

[uppf]

Tinted Headlight PPF offers a custom look to headlights & tail lights while preventing chips, cracking & aging. The three shades include H25, H35, and H50. 

#PPF

[teruel-a-witch]

The Curious Case Of The Most UST Filled Tetanus Shot In History

that time Danny walked in on Steve about to administer himself a tetanus shot after a dive into dirty canal water

because you can always count on Steve to find an excuse to take his clothes off at work

and Danny freaked out disproportionately because he was NOT prepared for Steve to just drop his pants in front of him out of blue, at least give him the decency of two to three business days of warning (sexual frustration always makes him extra aggressive)

Steve, who was still pouting over Danny not joining him for a swim in that canal, suggested Danny look away or cover his eyes

unsurprisingly despite his loud (for show) complains Danny does NOT look away during the money shot

not only that but the entire time after as Steve proceeded to fasten his pants back up

Danny's eyes kept straying and wandering 👀 (which made it all the most obvious that his earlier protests were to save face/for show)

he was fighting for his life trying to focus on the conversation about the suspect

all in all, extremely heterosexual™ happenings at the office feat. Steve and Danny, as usual

Bonus

#mcdanno #h50 #h50 3x04 #h50 meta #very serious scene analysis ™ #h50 humour #h50 crack #h50 picspam #h50 caps #danny looking at steve #mcdannuendo #h50 season 3 #myh50 #incorrect mcdanno #h50 incorrect quotes #h50 text post #h50edit #hawaii five 0 #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #i had so much fun making this #hope you enjoy as it took 3 hrs lol #bi!danny #h50 macros #h50 humorous reCap #danny doth protest too much

[ellena-asg]

When you're in love with Steve McGarrett you suddenly believe in everything. Love at first sight. Love at first punch. Soulmates. Butterflies in the stomach. Walking on sunshine. Singing in the rain. You believe that roses are red and violets are blue. That pineapples are tasty and grenades are sexy. That these little cupid guys fly around your head, farting with hearts and dancing hula. And that there lives on the rainbow some Hawaiian leprechaun that took money from people praying for some love interest for you. Fucking leprechaun with sarcastic sense of humour. No. It weren't prayers. It were bets. Never mind. You are in love with Steve McGarrett and you can believe in everything. When you're in love with him - you believe.

From The Very Secret Danny Williams' Diary 😉

#h50 #danny williams #mcdanno #steve mcgarrett #h50 crack

[mcdannowave]

#h50 1x02 #hawaii five 0 #scott caan #danny williams #h50 bloopers #happy smile #scott smile #precious golden cupcake #such an adorable blond.look at the way his eyes crinkle.Having fun on set after just a short period on Hawaii #And the tie?oh god. that was adorable(so SO many fics around it from S1.and how Steve was crazy to take it out xD) #It's a chain of laughing on set when one of those things happen.It's even funnier when it's the ''I-can't-hold-it-laugh'' xD #Don't know which one is cute. Alex trying to hold it or Scott just letting it out upfront #And to remember that they need to look all serious and On Point for those scenes.but it takes one joke to crack?Love it #It rly helps build the scenario on set.(also. how good at work the actors are) #Look at that golden hair there.even on S1 it wasn't so fluffy like his previous jobs but still /glorious/ #Specially when he recently dyes his hair for a blond-ier look to film (but the mix of salt&pepper-but-make-it-dark-blond is amazing on him) #(w/ special mention to his beard.It's alot white now but it adds an exclusive charm on him.Same goes as Alex[when it's short]) #amo muito esse loiro #mine

[neanderthal-pessimist]

steve: my driving might be bad but im hella good at riding.

danny: like a bicycle, you mean?

steve: yeah sure, you tell yourself that, babe. *winks*

#bottom!steve is a thing tho #mlm ns/fw #i guess? #incorrect hawaii five 0 #hawaii five 0 #hawaii #hawaii five o #hawaii 5 0 #h50 fandom #h50 crack #h50 incorrect quotes #h50 #steve mcgarrett #danny danno williams

[grindy-cog]

Steve (trying and failing at subtlety): I’m probably going a little fast, but move in with me, Danno.

Danny: You literally asked me on a date yesterday.

Steve: To be fair, I did say I may be going fast.

Danny (who can’t believe how this is his life): We haven’t even been on that date yet, Steven!

#steve has as much subtlety as a brick truly #so it probably happened at some point #danny williams #steve mcgarrett #mcdanno #idiots in love #mcdanno is canon #not sure if it even counts as crack #hawaii five 0 #h50 #inspired by a tumblr post

[redgoldblue]

ten random lines!

rules: pick any ten of your fics, scroll to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. then tag ten people.

i was tagged by @five-wow ✨ ❤️ ✨ 

and i’ll tag... oh that is so many people i cannae tag that many people. and most of the people i’d tag have already been picked up so @faorism @gallantrejoinder @thomtrebond and that will do since it’s already taken me like five days of having this post open in a tab and occasionally dropping back into it. Seven worth of You, Yes You Reading This if you’d like to

in no particular order, semi-randomly selected from the first page of my ao3:

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1. I Would Break Into Your House Just To Put Sugar In Your Tea (H50)

Steve doesn’t let go of Danny’s shoulders once they’re upright. Instead, as Eddie clacks around their feet grumbling about the foiling of his plan, he runs his hands down Danny’s bare arms. He’s looking at Danny with an oddly intense expression, and for a baffling second it seems like he’s about to hold Danny’s hands.

But he stops at his forearms, and does something far more baffling. He leans down and kisses him.

2. Writing Your Name In Indelible Pencil (S&H)

“Yeah, okay. Of course I’d noticed you. Guy who looks like he should be modelling briefs in an angel costume somewhere, and instead he was a neurotic mess hunched over in the front row chewing on a pencil.”

“I did not look like an underwear model.”

“Well, maybe that was hopes and overactive imagination, huh? I saw it clear enough in my head, full centerfold. Aw, babe, you’re blushing.”

3. Lips Like Sugarcane (H50)

“Huh,” Steve said. “You want to come swimming with me?”

“Do I- no, I do not want to come swimming with you. I’ve told you how I feel about swimming. Besides,” besides, what he definitely did not need after this morning was to see Steve half-naked in the water. “I have all these baked goods to spruce now,” he finished instead, waving around at the – somewhat meagrely filled, because he’d been expecting the lack of customers, but still filled – racks and cases.

4. i’m all yours (just show me you want me) (SPN)

“Cas, I- you- that-” Dean shuts up again and drops his head, staring down at his empty hands. He’s never even been any good at motivational speeches, let alone romantic ones. Stick to the facts. “I love you.”

5. Raspberry Sours (Leverage)

Eliot just nods, because he’s not sure he trusts himself to open his mouth without his voice cracking. Hardison murmurs, “Oh,” and opens his arms. “Hug?”

Eliot nods again, and lets himself walk into Hardison, who immediately wraps his arms around him.

6. there’s a crack in everything i hold close to my soul (H50)

“That dog has no right to be jealous of anyone when it comes to you. I actually think if someone was holding a gun to your head and telling you to choose between me or him you’d pick him.”

“You can defend yourself better,” Steve points out. “And you’d figure out a way to take down the guy with the gun.”

7. Calling The Shots (S&H)

“I got hustled.”

“Yeah. You don’t trust easy.”

The words of this conversation – more monologue than conversation – feel like they’re in a slipstream, sliding between meanings. “You gonna take your shot?”

8. Come Take The Wheel (don’t you wanna save me? don’t you wanna own me?) (S&H)

He’d been standing in front of the coffee corner for probably a full minute by now, staring blankly and thinking about dates and Hutch and Hutch-on-dates, which was all a delightfully abstract way of not dealing with his very concrete desire to kiss Hutch and hold him and buy a house and 2.5 golden retrievers with him, as well a decent variety of other less family-friendly activities, and the fact that said desire had driven him to Huggy’s at four in the afternoon to pickle himself like a sardine. Did sardines get pickled? Or was that anchovies. No, it was herring. Pickle himself like a herring.

He flipped the kettle on and went to down a glass of water while it boiled.

9. boy, it’s nights like this that I know why (NCIS: LA)

Callen watched the road in silence for a while, and was just considering the viability of trying to swing back around to the ‘oh yeah you apparently had an hour-long panic attack’ subject when Sam took the decision out of his hands by declaring, a little too harshly, “You died, you know that? In the ambulance, while I was sitting next to you, you died.”

10. Advent Calendar 2022 - the girl of the moment (many fandoms, although this happens to be the only MASH chapter)

“Who knew decorating for Chrismukkiversaries could be so exhausting?”

“Well, maybe if you hadn’t decided to name it something with so many letters,” Peg complained, gesturing at the banner over the couch that read ‘Happy Chrismukkiversary!’ inscribed in a variety of Erin’s crayons and decorated with an artful splash of glitter. 

#Hawaii Five 0 #Starsky & Hutch #Starsky and Hutch #MASH #Leverage #NCIS: LA #Supernatural #my writing #fic #mine #McDanno #destiel #punnihawk #sallen

[ssthongmagnet]

10x21: a summary version 2.

I took so many caps, and some were just so funny and told a story (about Steve’s ass).

Struggling to get up because his ass is sore from last night.

“Damn, Danny, I can’t even sit down right!

“I’m sorry, but you were the one who kept yelling at me to go ‘faster, harder’!”

Still giving Danny the side eye about it, refusing to take any blame for his sore ass.

Flashback to last night and how it happened., Steve waiting for Danny to come home and find him like this.

“Here! I want you to bend me over the desk right now.”

“I’m sorry, I still don’t get it... make it clearer!”

#h50 #mcdanno #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #crack post