#guy undetermined

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Mr Lipschitz: Yknow, you're gonna like girls eventually. You'll probably get married to one.

Tiny Trevor and Richie:

Richie: Yeah, no, I don't think so.

Trevor: I dont wanna do that

*years later*

Richie: Hey, I'm not crazy; that guys hot right?

Trevor: Very very hot.

#crack quotes #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #trevor lipschitz #guy undetermined #lets just say #uh andrew garfield #i think theyd both like andrew garfield

[carrotkicks]

Bsd/fnaf au thoughts

Okay, ready? bc imma dump the entire storyline right here right now:

Mori Ougai and Fukuzawa Yukichi are the co-founders of Feddie Faber's Pizzeria (They had some trademark issues to work around), and they were the best of friends and they both wanted to use the power of pizza, robots and capitalism to entertain kids. But Mori had secret, evil ulterior motives, he made a children's pizza place to get close enough to MURDER THEM! That's right, Mori was secretly a child serial killer! why? Bc the souls of dead kids had the ability to extend one's lifespan and bro was really into the prospect of immortality.

Mori's first victim, Yosano Akiko, his friend Fukuzawa's daughter. It was young Yosano's birthday and she was locked out in the rain from her own party, hosted at Feddie Faber's. That's when Mori snekily pulled up to her and MURDERED HER. The security puppet robot at Feddie's tried to save her but ended up malfunctioning in the rain and died beside Yosano. Her soul fused into the security puppet and she was REBORN in to the vengeful Puppet who vowed to give life to any kid murdered by Mori and take him down...

Fast forward to 1983, and Mori's son, 15 year old Dazai Osamu is causing trouble at his younger sibling Yumeno Kyuusaku's birthday party at Feddie's. Dazai has been taunting them and sticking his sobbing sibling's head in the highly volatile springlock Golden Feddie animatronic suit. Sudennly a freak accident occured and the super dangerous springlocks in Feddie's jaw malfunction and they CRUSH Kyuu's frontal lobe. They die. And Dazai is overwhelmed with guilt at being the one to cause their death.

Mori, devastated by his youngest's death vows to never let his kids be killed by animatronics ever again. But he still wants to keep up his child murder hobby. ITS OKAY IF IT ISN'T HIS KIDS. Mori said #notmychildren. Not too long afterwards his youngest child Elise gets scooped by one of his special Child Killer Robots, Circus Bebito (again, trademark conflict), and she eventually possesses that robot. Now the family is left with just Mori and Dazai.

The year is 1985, and Dazai wants to die. He still hangs around his father's pizzeria, and let a few of the regulars get close to him. You could maybe call it friendship.

First, there's Edogawa Ranpo, an older kid that Dazai thought was cool. Ranpo liked detective stories and the gross sugary candy from the prize counter and only played the easy, high ticket yield games in the arcade. Dazai though that was very cool too, especially the detective part. Unfortunately Ranpo's passion for investigation would be his downfall.

Next we have Higuchi, a young kid who found an inordinate amount of joy from the robotic animal performers at Feddie Faber's. Higuchi was a naive kid though, and her trust in the Feddie's character's would be her end....

Izumi Kyouka spent a lot of time playing at Feddie's. She's a pretty shy kid, but cared a lot for her friends in loved ones, a really strong protective streak, one that would get her into danger. Dazai held a lot of fondness for Kyouka, but that couldn't be said for

Her older brother and his no. 1 enemy, Nakahara Chuuya, but looking back on it, Dazai would probably call him his best friend. Chuuya was an employee at Feddie's, and Dazai had some of the most fun in his teenage years harrassing Chuuya's while he tried to serve pizzas in peace. But Chuuya cared too much about his family and seriously lacked self preservation skills, maybe if he kept his head down like a good employee he would have survived.

Finally, there's Akutagawa Ryuunosuke. Dazai never liked Akutagawa, but he did like to bully Akutagawa. Dazai regrets his cruel behavior, the boy didn't deserve what happened to him.

None of the five kids made it out of Feddie's alive. Their disappearances in the summer of '85 was infamously known as the Dissappeared Kids Ordeal (some publication in America got dirst dibs on a catchier name for a similar situation.)

The next person who needed to disappear was their killer, Mori himself. All he needed to do was collect enough samples of the life lengthening soul powers from the child-stuffed animatronics he made and he was set. But, PUPPET YOSANO (yeah she's back) wouldn't allow that, she gifts life to the dead children ghosts and they unionize against Mori. He, in a last ditch effort to hide from the ghosts after him, jumps into his springlock murder suit. The springlock mechanisms fail on him and he gets crushed to death in the suit. The Feddie's day crew eventually find him and, not wanting to alert another major scandal for the company, they seal him inside a back room to rot away forever

Dazai spends the last year of his childhood alone.

He knew his father had something to do with all the death he's experienced throughout his life but he needed the full picture. So Dazai took a *calculated risk* he followed his fathers instruction that he left behind.

> go to the Circus Bebito Party Bunker, finish up the business for me. you will know the truth about what happened to your sister and friends.

Dazai did and he learned about Mori's dark objectives. He discovered his old notes about the kids he killed,

Higuchi was inside the chicken animatronic, she was led away by the killer in a springlock suit

Kyouka ended up inside the bunny. she just wanted to know where her friend and questioned the costumed "employee" who was with him last.

Chuuya was stressed searching for his younger sister, stumbled into the wrong backroom at the wrong time with a conveniently empty fox animatronic at hand. He just wished he didnt trust his boss as much.

Ranpo's attempt at playing detective really didnt end well when he got too close too the truth. Ranpo always liked Feddie more than the other character, but that didnt mean he wanted to get shoved into it.

Akutagawa ended up in the decommissioned Golden Feddie. In a twisted way the two people Dazai hurt the most ended up demonically possessing the same robot.

Dazai heard enough, he was about to leave when. HE DONE GOT SCOOPED. See at his brief tenure working at Circus Bebito's Party Bunker, he got tricket by Fyodor the Circus Ballerina, Nikolai the Circus Feddie, Sigma the Circus Fox and his sister Elise, the Circus Bebito. The Circus robots all fused together to for THE DECAY OF ROBOTS. They trap Dazai in the Scooping Room and Scoop his insides out. And then Dazai got what he wanted and died.

But not really. Dazai was somehow still alive... see, Dazai was injected with the magical dead child soul juice that granted him an extra long life. So his body was dead and hand no internal organs, he was decaying but he somehow survived. Which means that his father did too somehow.

Dazai now has a mission! He wrapped his rotting body in place with bandages, got a security uniform and set to work. He needs to go back to Feddie's and realease the agonized souls of his dead friends, kill the Decay of Robots, and kill Mori. Then he can retire peacufully to the afterlife.

So.. can Dazai survive five nights at Feddie's?

#okay a more consise rundown: #dazai -> security guard/michael afton #mori -> purpleguy/william afton #q -> 83 bite victim #elise -> circus baby #akutagawa + q -> golden freddy #yosano -> puppet/charlie #fukuzawa -> henry #fyodor -> ballora; nikolai -> funtime freddy; sigma -> funtime freddy; doa -> molten freddy; doa+elise -> ennard #kenji -> chica; kyouka -> bonnie; chuuya -> foxy; ranpo -> freddy; // theyre all the mci ghost kids #misc but unmentioned: #ango -> phone guy #kunikida -> jeremy fitzgerald/fnaf2 nightwatch/87 bite victim #atsushi -> gregory; lucy -> cassie #vanny undetermined... lol #lol okay this au is fun okay. #bsd fnaf au

[hungerofhadarr]

Does Cerberus offer any medical benefits . Like yes there is an on ship doctor but what exactly is covered . Do they have dental ? Do they have co pays ? Are glasses and eye exams covered . What surgeries do they offer aid with . What is and is not covered . Can you file medical expenses with them later for tax benefits ? Does TIM use the money gathered to buy more never ending cigars for him to smoke alone in his enclosure . What is his health care record even like

#mass effect #meposting #imagine ur told that ur cerberus dental plan and all covered medication expenses cease for an undetermined amount of time #bc they’ re focusing all resources on bringing a guy back to life

[fluffypotatey]

6 actually thinking he was straight is just evidence no one is immune to compulsory heterosexuality

honestly i don’t think Macky was aware he was any sexuality

#like in a ‘ppl keep teasing others for liking girls or guys but that’s dumb I’ll never fall for that!’ #and then he’s unhealthily devoted to swk for an undetermined amount of time before losing faith and feeling abandoned #lmk #lmk six eared macaque #shadowpeach #lmk 6EarM4c au #asks

[qapsiel]

@ghstfacr in response to lies

                            GOOD LUCK TRYING TO BAN AN ANGEL TO HELL WITHOUT GOD'S HELP. That only ever happened once (to Lucifer, obviously). And anyway, Castiel knows how to get out of the pit; he saved Dean's soul and Sam's body from there, after all. "I once lied to Sam and Dean," he says with a frown. "What makes you better than them?"

#ghstfacr #( v: undetermined ) #(Cas: haha I lied to the guys I pulled out of hell why wouldn't I lie to you?)

[herding-octokittens]

So like… Arthur can’t die can he. Man just straight up cannot die no matter how hard he tries. He should be dead like seven times over from the normal human-killing stuff, much less the whole Being Possessed By An Outer God thing. But he’s not dead. Somehow, he’s still plugging along.

Someone out there really does like him, don’t they?

#arthur lester #malevolent spoilers #malevolent #at this point he’s been stabbed in the gut #shot in the gut #drained of blood through the gut #electrocuted but like mildly #exploded but he was debatably a safe distance from ghat #fell an indeterminate but previously assumed fatal distance #(big?) rock dropped on him #stabbed (himself) in the throat #beat half to death like five separate times #once again fell an undetermined but substantial distance #had a chair broken over him wwe style #stabbed clean through the stomach from the back #connected to hive mind via mild brain surgery??? #escaped hive mind via the power of friendship and this cool knife #reconnected to the hive mind but this time on purpose #escaped hive mind again via Really Loud Noise #and thus far the only thing that has stopped him for more than fifteen minutes was the first guy stab wound #a single one month coma and otherwise it’s been hasty bandages and one-handed stitches #like I genuinely don’t think Arthur can die at this point #the blood this poor man has lost in the past 24 hours podcast time? all of it #oh! also he nearly got flayed and almost lost an eye to Evil Sand #and is now missing a chunk of his ear #and one time bit off his finger #oh lol and there was the car crash way back when #yeah no the more I think on it the more I’m convinced he can’t die

[friendscfmine]

"One minute after the deadline, the killing will begin.  The execution of the principal criminal will be delayed for some weeks or months, to give him opportunity for reflection.  Meanwhile, there will be daily reminders.  His wife may be kidnapped, garroted, embalmed, and seated in the living room to await his return from the office.  His children's heads may arrive in cartons by mail, or tapes of the screams his relatives utter as they are tortured to death.  His friends' homes may be blown up in the night.  Anyone who has ever known him will be in mortal danger."

#ic :: ( christophe ) #int :: ( open ) #ver :: undetermined ( christophe ) #//was reading and this guy happened to speak christophe's EXACT language lol #//it's from christopher isherwood's ''a single man'' #//which i didn't expect the main character to go full unhinged 40 pages in but i am also not opposed

[iamthemaestro]

things that could convince me to get contacts:

swimming ❌

fencing ❌

convenience ❌

reenactment ✅

#listen i’m a Glasses Guy #partially because I am afraid of contacts partially because I don’t like how I look without them #whether that’s just because it’s how I’m used to seeing myself is undetermined #but it keeps getting pointed out to me and I’m just like I Know But I Do Kind Of Need To Function #period accurate glasses are hard to come by and I’ve only been doing this for a couple months 😭 #I’m not like those other girls. when I take off my glasses I can’t see /j #I swore this day would never come…. but here we are…… #mine

[impossible-rat-babies]

rotating seeing zenos in garlemald again in my head

#this guy got nihilism disease #truly kinda funny how immune he is to the events of EW #kinda tragic bc it’s him so far removed from his own humanity #he’s a puzzle box I’m rattling around to figure out #I do love the thought of in the AU where he lives where eyrie uses his words back at him #the part about how one finds meaning in their own lives is up to them to figure out #eyrie telling him that after telling him they will not suffer for him to find his purpose in them #i still haven’t decided when/if in that AU zenos does come back #I’ve definitely written fic of him coming back but that is at some undetermined future point #owen talks

[ratgingi]

being an artist is so bullshit i shpuld be able to beam images from my brain onto the screen

#usually when i draw i just clock out for an undetermined amount of time qnd when i come to the art is there BUT MAKING THAT HAPPEN IS HARD #i have . 1/8 parts to this thing done . and its not even one of my main projects #absolute hell world . i am gods least favorite #all /lh dw but :family guy death pose: #dialogue

[trappedinyellow]

"...... Did you ever feel sorry for doing it? Even just a little?"

William gave the question a bit of thought. "At first. It was a mistake. I hadn't intended to kill her... your alternate that is. She was the first in my universe and her death was accidental." He explained, Poppy may have a different name, but she was still technically Charlotte's alternate. "So in that regard I do feel remorse, but in it, I found a way to cheat death eventually save those that are most precious to me." He stated with a smile, having long since convinced himself that the ends justified the means. "This includes your alternate of course." The British man added, even now he believed that Charlotte was actually his child and not Henry's.

#windthemusicbox #undetermined verse #the purple guy #multiveral ball pit shenanigans

[fatedefyd]

   @diisccvery​​ foretold :  you  were  in  on  this ?  - Sandy for Queenie

   ❝ okay, yes, I DID IT !! ❞  

         The Queen bursts out, tugging on her hair in a panicked manner.  She could only hold it in for so long, and knows that she’s terrible at keeping secrets.  Genuine guilt washes over her features, unable to look to redhead in the eyes.  Figure slumps in defeat, as if the green-haired yaoguai were trying to make herself appear as small as she felt. 

   ❝ it was Mei’s idea, but i’m the one who put the CAT EARS on your van ! i’m sorry if you’re mad... ❞

#◜scorpion queen: in character.◞ #☼ ◜v. undetermined.◞ #☼ ◜inbox.◞ #diisccvery #diisccvery - sandy #// m'am u are talking to the guy with the most patience on the team

[qapsiel]

@howaerds ;; new intimacy prompts (still accepting) Cassie said: "You're a much better kisser than I expected."

                            SO, IT APPEARS THAT CASTIEL ISN'T ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS WHEN IT COMES TO FLIRTING. Or else she wouldn't have agreed to kiss him, right? He is vaguely proud of himself for getting this far and even prouder that Cassie comments on his skills. “Thank you,” he tells her solemnly, “I learned that from the pizza man. He was an excellent instructor.” Meg had liked it too, if he remembers correctly (which he does because his memory is perfect) Maybe he should watch some more movies with the pizza man to gather even more intel. “Can I kiss you again?”

#howaerds #( v: undetermined ) #(Cas for fuck's sake) #(she'll think you learned kissing from the pizza delivery guy now)

[inanotherworldarling]

I mean old Nort is kinda sexy

To YOU. I'm built different though.

This isn't about Xigbar!! We aren't talkin about Xigbar rn!!

#love that this started bc ?? #undetermined #anyway are you just gonna list any guy over 40 in kh and if theyre sexy??? #what is happenin on this sunday morn #my head hurts. not bc of this bc of general ear pain but :) #ask

[crowshoots]

   @summonshadows said — “ you’re running out of excuses and i’m running out of patience. ”

    last time jesper checked, he had absolutely no idea what would the darkling be doing in ketterdam.

   jesper’s eyes dart to the darkening shadows on the wall. his hand had already been settled on his gun, as it had been during this entire conversation so far, and the trigger is hot underneath their fingers. but jesper doesn’t draw it, not quite yet. a bullet might do little good against the shadows the other could summon, but a bullet could do plenty to the human body. 

   “ unless you’re looking for another dreg, i’ve got no idea who you’re looking for. so, ” he continues. his words are entirely light - hearted, but there’s a warning edge to them that’s not quite discernable by anyone who doesn’t know jesper well. “ door’s that way, unless you plan to play at the tables. ” 

#jesper vc: great oogly moogly its a guy who aged years into his hot topic phase and never quite left #summonshadows #facts are for the unimaginative. / ic. #i like walking the streets free. / v. undetermined.

[charlotte-liddel]

// From THIS @baymaxmuses

Well the moment that door is open, Lottie is there holding up a blue scarf. Hand knitted by the look of it and rather large. She's also not holding still for long as she gives Snatcher a smile before becoming a blur.

When she stops moving a few seconds later, her horns and tail now out, the scarf has been wrapped around Snatcher rather aggressively.

"Very belated Valentines gift is what."

She looks way too proud of herself for this.

#|💫Shooting Star💫| #| ✧✨✩Constellation Maiden✩✨✧ | #| ✧✩Undetermined✩✧ | #\|❅✩Crack✩❅|/ #baymaxmuses #[[For Snatcher]] #[[And the current peanut gallery of other guys peer pressuring him]] #[[Lottie is being a little shit]]