i love how when dick tells bruce he’s thinking of being a cop bruce is like “🤨🤨 using a gun? that’s deadly force 😒”
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^^ teen titans (2003) #51
he was MENTAL for this...
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Raine really out here like “This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in politics, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.” meanwhile papyrus is at literal gunpoint
you made me laugh out loud omfg! thank u for that
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Harvard: What’s in this potato salad?
Yale: Potatoes, eggs, a little mayo. Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.
Harvard: Why wouldn’t you? They’re both white powders. Of course they’re interchangeable.
Yale, nodding: Yeah.
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as an addon to this - when the creator god that opposed your own creator god suddenly "smiles" on you & turns you into the superweapon your creator always wanted you to be (& always hated you for not being) long after you had rejected that fate, further complicating your withered sense of self & making the nature of your existence both much simpler & yet much more complicated
or: FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, PATHOS OF UNICRON HAS A GUN
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Legit scp Tubbo should be addressed using y’all/y’alls and if I lived in a better world they would be.
Fault where everything is the same except everyone wears a cowboy hat. And Tommy gets a tommy gun natch.
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oh-
ohmygohtd-
was it Ace???? He's fking rich probably
IT WAS!!
🤝🤝🤝 same, my guy
same
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i've been firmly in the clutches of ac3 brainrot writing connor and haytham on discord, so apologies for the absence, but i have to share that restarting the game led my friend and i to discover that haytham rocks up in boston with today's equivalent of £800,000 in his pocket and immediately spent £600,000 on one (1) pistol
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