#grey voice

[metroid-prime-ribs]

Have a one of these!

#metroid #memetroid #chozo #raven beak #old bird #grey voice #rodney aran #adam malkovich

[molagboop]

I sketched a thing while I was up at an unreasonable hour.

#comic #raven beak #samus #samus aran #grey voice #old bird #metroid #metroid dread #she is three years old and just wanted to see Grey Voice #he's cool and tall #but the minute she enters the room BLAM there it is some motherfucker who's even TALLER than he is #it's tough when you're a kid and you're small and your parents died less than 2 months ago one of them right in front of you #she doesn't know if this stranger is nice like Grandpa Bird or of he's mean like the guy who ate her mother #and height is another thing he has in common with the purple pterodactyl! but he's not eating Grey Voice so he must be okay #anyways Samus likes Grey Voice because he smells nice and his robes are soft. he doesn't play with her often like Grandpa Bird does #but she'd like to change that. so she tries by putting in the effort herself. and she drags grandpa bird all over looking for him #she does this at least twice a week #chozo #unfortunately for Old Bird's ailing knees. but he tries his best. #i can only imagine the rest of their conversation #grey voice is gonna have a time explaining how he and old bird adopted this orphan kid off the side of the road like an abandoned puppy #meanwhile raven beak is giving him a hard time like 'ayy i thought you said you were sterile' #he's very interested in seeing how this develops #his gracious hosts aren't exactly getting any younger and they haven't been keeping up with their cardio #but they've got the gumption and he thinks they can pull it off. the kid making it long enough to leave the nest i mean.

[coldgoldlazarus]

Now I'm curious, do you think Chozo have mating dances similar to birds here? Anything like "the male displays an incredible display of his tail feathers as he dances to impress his potential mate"?

Becayse imagine if Samus is actually an incredible dancer and has mastered interpretive dance

On one hand, given it's either implied or explicitly mentioned in the manga that the Chozo are dying out because of a loss of ability to have kids, and most of the Chozo that raised Samus were definitely painted as elders, (on a scale ranging from Grey Voice being the equivalent of late 40s to early 50s in a human, to Old Bird being portrayed as her mischievous but ancient grandpa, probably the equivalent of 95+) that sort of stuff might have similarly become defunct, or at the very least just never come up.

On the other hand, such dances could easily have become a cultural thing for them outside of just mating purposes, so on that front, I think it would be quite plausible for some of that to have been passed on to her as well. We mostly know/saw them training her to be a warrior, but I don't think it's a stretch to say there was likely plenty of other stuff outside of that focus that they did their best to pass on to her.

On the other other hand, now I'm picturing Samus entering her late teens and having hormone mood swings and stuff, and Old Bird noticing what's up. So he stops one of Grey Voice's grueling training sessions, (to the latter's disgruntlement) and pulls her aside, says that sooner or later she'll likely be leaving the nest to be with people more her age again, and possibly meet someone who catches her eye. (Whether they be human or another species of the Federation.)

So for that reason, they'll be adding a new dancing course to her teachings! And it winds up being like, a beautiful disaster mix of traditional Chozo dances and like, old 80's human movies like Dirty Dancing and the like they'd picked up from past encounters, (along with (Human) Childcare For Dummies) and the combination should not by all rights work in the slightest, but somehow it just does.

And then a few years later she and Anthony are hanging out in a club attempting to wingman for each other. (Being real here, it would probably mostly be Anthony helping Samus, because he minmaxed charisma and she put all her points into everything else, plus she's still getting used to being around humans again.) And she's anxious as all hell because this is not what she was built for... but then she just breaks out this deeply weird mix of Patrick Swayze strutting and traditional Chozo birb mating dances, and the girl she's trying to impress is deeply, deeply confused but weirdly turned on, and despite her misgivings the first shot at the nightlife part of human culture goes almost shockingly well.

#not a reblog #asks #metroid #samus aran #chozo #old bird #grey voice

[nerdy-the-artist]

Maytroid 2024 is here!

I am so excited to get to work on these new prompts. Last year, my entries for each day were fairly sloppy, and I was new to the series, so I was lacking a fair bit of information. Now, I’m armed with more knowledge and am eager to use it.

For those who haven’t seen what I did for Maytroid last year, what I’m going to be doing instead of art is something more writing focused. These little text entries are mostly styled after the scans from the Metroid Prime series. Matter of fact, this new set of prompts actually lends itself much better than last year’s, as I have a lot more leeway to play to my own strengths than last year (I still don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do with Gorea). These are all canon to my own Metroid AU currently, though as things change in development, these may become out of date. They will give the vibe my stories are going for, but these shouldn’t be held to as the absolute canon for them. I’ll be posting these week by week, around 7 at a time, starting today.

Day 1: Ridley

Transcript of Security Footage

Several individuals in this footage cannot be identified at this time. They shall be identified as Pirate 1, Pirate 2, and Pirate Major.

Ridley: What I want to know… is why he is not in custody.

Pirate Major: I gave them their orders, they knew he was to be brought in alive, and instead they killed him.

Pirate 1: You told us to take care of him! We thought you meant an execution, not milk and cookies!

Pirate Major: Insolent Wretch! You say such things about your orders in front of our Commander?! You know how we handle that sort of insubordination!

Pirate 2: Cool it, we’re already in hot water.

Pirate 1: We’re in hot water because of the life of some winy little nobody that begged for his life with money he didn’t even have.

Ridley: While your insolence is… aggravating… I am willing to forgive this misstep.

Pirate Major: What?

Ridley: He was an insignificant pawn. We can always find another. As I was saying, I am willing to forgive this on one condition. Did he die in pain?

Pirate 2: Yes. He did suffer before he died.

Ridley: What methods or torture did you employ?

Pirate 1: Waterboarding. Works wonders on humans. I always liked how they sound when they cough and gasp for air.

Ridley:Mmmmm… was blood shed before his end?

Pirate 2: Yeah. My partner here has… quite the way with knives.

Ridley: Do tell.

Pirate 1: Slashed his wrists. Those arteries gush lots of blood from humans. And we started pulling teeth when he lied.

Ridley: Delicious. You have escaped capital punishment, but you will still be serving as guards for the Metroid containment units. For further forgiveness, you will need to be more creative with your implements. I find Revine’s death, by your account, to be quite dull. Your are dismissed, unless you wish to enlighten me further.

Day 2: Fiery

Scan of Pipe System in Norfair

“These pipes appear be delivering superheated magma into the Norfair region. Given the proximity to Ridley’s personal quarters, likely explanations include terraforming the area for Ridley’s own comfortability, additional protective measures, or the intentional destruction of Chozo artifacts not deemed useful. The latter is most likely, as the immediate area was once a Chozo burial tomb. It is now completely submerged in magma, disintegrating much of the artifacts within.”

Day 3: Winged

Scan of SA-X Mutations

“This X-Parasite copy has suffered some form of destabilization of its copying abilities. Abnormalities include a malformed, beak like structure around the mouth, several atrophied fingers, several hypertrophied fingers, small patches of feathers, and an extraneous structure protruding from its back resembling a Chozo wing bereft of feathers. These unusual deformities could be the result of DNA infusions during childhood complicating the process of anatomical replication within X-Parasite offspring. This individual seems to suffer great stress from its predicament, but it is unsafe to assume that its combat functionality is greatly hampered. Adaptation is this species’s main trait.”

Day 4: Pirate

Scan of Space Pirate Elite

“Subject is a member of an unknown species known only from individuals working within Ridley’s special operations group, The Revenants. This group acts as Ridley’s personal enforcers and assassins, fanatically worshipping their commander as a literal God of Death. They wield melee weapons personalized to their unique fighting styles. Each weapon is charged with electricity, giving them an additional ranged attack capability. They have operated since before the Galactic Federation, making a name for themselves in fighting Chozo warriors. Their endurance, agility, and strength cannot be overstated, in spite of their gaunt appearance.”

Day 5: Mecha

Scan of automaton codenamed Mecha Ridley

“Subject is a battle ready drone, seemingly created by Ridley’s fanatical special forces, the Revenants. Mecha Ridley is heavily weaponized, as there could be no altar to the God of Death without the ability to take a life. Weapons include flamethrowers, guided munition launchers, and superheated claws. Mecha Ridley’s armor is highly durable, but greatly hampers mobility compared to its inspiration. Additionally, as a cult idol of worship, advanced artificial intelligence was not prioritized during production. Mecha Ridley displays average combat intellect for a war drone. Recommend staying moving and outsmarting the automaton.”

Day 6: Fang

Scan of Rundas’s Necklace

“Rundas appears to have begun collecting Metroid Fangs as trophies since last he was approached. Assuming one fang was taken from each Metroid he has eliminated, he has defeated 15 Metroids in the two months since he was last seen. Unfortunately, his ego has grown with his kill count.”

Day 7: Cunning

Scan of Abandoned Home

“Old Bird and Grey Voice’s abandoned home has been left mostly in tact, minus the usual signs of neglect. However, there appear to be a plethora of traps lain around the home. Various grapple snares have been detected, alongside explosive charges, beam emitters, and microphones. Much of these systems appear to be inert, and once reported directly to Mother Brain. It is clear she anticipated you might return here before confronting her. Given her destruction, several trap systems remain completely dormant. Still, any approach must be made with great caution.”

#metroid #samus aran #chozo #metroid prime #metroid au #ridley metroid #fanfic #old bird #grey voice #Rundas #Metroid Prime 3 #metroid fusion #sa x #x-parasites #mother brain #space pirates

[averagecursedblogenjoyer]

Samus had two bird dads, so accidental gay representation from Nintendo or is that just me

#metroid #samus aran #old bird #grey voice

[blackkatdraws2]

Stanley's raspy voice surprised Narrator (Grey.) I think he likes it.

⬇ a little bit of background information down below ⬇

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This is an AU called Achromatic Loop and IT TAKES PLACE AFTER THEY ESCAPED THE PARABLE!!

When they were still in the Parable, one of the games rules was for the protagonist to be silent in order for the Players inhabiting Stanley's body to self-insert themselves into the story.

The game didn't remove Stanley's voice, but it did change something within Stanley so he had more control over his own voice (-so he doesn't accidentally yelp and scream whenever he's surprised. As for why the game didn't remove Stanley's voice completely is still unknown.)

Since Stanley wasn't allowed to talk, it caused his voice to become a bit hoarse and raspy. Talking for a long time hurts his throat so he prefers to whisper. He likes to drink lots of water because it soothes his throat.

#he's so not normal for Stanley's voice #hey there little mama let me whisper in your ear #Stanley's voice has too much power #Narrator (Grey) would do all the talking just so he doesn't have to get flustered whenever he hears Stanley's voice #tsp #tspud #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #tsp stanley #stanley tsp #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #stannarator #stanarrator #stannarrator #tsp au #tsp achromatic loop au #tsp comic #my drawing museum

[senei]

some damsels

#her route was very amusing and also the analogies it made i enjoyed it was kinda fire #(burning grey joke hahaha i'm so funnyyyy lol haha*gets dragged away into the vast unforgiving depths*) #slay the princess #stp the damsel #stp the long quiet #sen's drawing again... #stp the voices #they're here as well. ig

[ranuunculus]

glitter gifs ^_^

#i made these for fun.. the juxtaposition of Clever Sleazoid and a wad of glitter is insanely funny to me #(kyo voice) KILL YOUSELf *gets gliter-bombed* #the jessica one is my favorite.. #there are more btw will post those some other time #dir en grey #diru #visual kei #vkei #jrock #glitter #glitter gif #pink #green #clever sleazoid #jessica #withering to death #gif #music #heavy metal

[swanpyart]

I think Skeptic and Smitten are actually true opposites and it’s part of why we never see them in a route together on their own. Skeptic is skepticism and Smitten is blind devotion, and those two concepts cancel each other out.

Think about it: our perspective of the Princess alters what she becomes. Damsel is a harmless and soft Princess Classic with no deeper world because the Smitten views the Princess as a harmless victim that can do no wrong and loves him back. The Prisoner is more complex because Skeptic IMMEDIATELY pegs her as someone more calculating, intelligent, but also capable of reasonable discussion. He’s willing to hear her out or side with her, but not without hearing out all sides.

Smitten and Damsel are star crossed lovers defying an evil Narrator that wants to tear them both apart. Skeptic and Prisoner are two hostages who realize that they need the others assistance to escape someone whose trying to pull the wool over both their eyes (also the Narrator).

And even funnier, BOTH are correct ways to interpret our relationship with the Princess!

But it’s hard to picture any sort of resolution between these two ideas because they are nearly contradictory because of the Pristine Blade; you either side with the Narrator initially or the Princess.

This could also be why Cold and Smitten don’t cancel each other out. Cold doesn’t hate the Princess, he just feels NOTHING towards her. He only shows up organically if we take advantage of her in a vulnerable state to kill her as quickly as possible. That’s why he only appears in states where the Princess is already “dead” in the Player’s view, like the Spectre, the Greys, and the Wraith. Cold’s only opinion of the Princess is “dead”, and that trait doesn’t contradict the opinions the other Voices may have.

#slay the princess #slay the princess game #voice of the cold #voice of the smitten #voice of the skeptic #stp analysis #stp narrator #stp spectre #stp damsel #stp prisoner #stp the grey

[toon-topaz]

random doodle page lol

#slay the princess #stp voices #the long quiet #the narrator #the nightmare #voice of the hero #voice of the cold #voice of the paranoid #voice of the contrarian #the witch #the grey #toontopazart #doodle dump

[thymesprigs]

hello! i'm christina (she/her), new simblr here!

i've been playing the sims since early ts3 days, and have been a lurker gremlin feasting on cc here ever since, but i've decided to dip my foot in the waters and post my own game! i mostly stick to legacy gameplay or messing around in cas and i'm looking for other players to follow!

my style is mostly maxis/maxis mix (probably heavier on the mix tbh haha). so if you're also maxis or maxis mix, pls like/reblog!

i'm looking to follow others that post their gameplay, legacies, sim stories, or really just anyone who enjoys (and also hates) this game as much as i do!

#new simblr #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 #sims 4 #*joel grey voice* willkommen bienvenue welcome!

[shivroy]

re: kendalls shitty dye job i DO think it adds to the effectiveness of his character. if he had his sexy sexy grey hair and said "cunt is as cunt does" it would make too many dicks-n'-nips hard but when he's got a wet crow laying flat on his head it's easier to tell that this man has an intermediary understanding of cunt at best

#honest to god if he had grey hair he would look so much more confident authoritative and HOTTTTTTTTTT and that is not kendall #kendall is hot with an asterisk and the asterisk is his dyejorb #coach z voice dyejorb.

[molagboop]

The Mawkin/Thoha delegation is making very important decisions while Old Bird's three year-old charge engages in the compulsory activity referred to as "a period of rest".

#chozo #metroid dread #raven beak #metroid #grey voice #dated August 10 2023

[iliektehhaxs]

Now would yall judge me if I said I have a type

How’s that song go again? Something about saving a horse?

#morally grey men with their own agendas and a voice that could charm snakes #ooohhh it’s so bad #also #COWBOYS!!!!! #robo speaks #cole cassidy #arthur morgan #erron black

[tangled-wires-and-a-dead-heart]

The fight that the voice of the smitten and cold have at the beginning of the burned grey route is so funny to me.

#camren rambles #slay the princess #stp spoilers #? kinda #voice of the smitten #voice of the cold #the burned grey

[incorrect-slaytheprincess]

the shifting mound: where is everyone?

the witch: the burned set the couch on fire again, the adversary is trying to intimidate the prisoner, the wild is trying to rip the seams of the construct, and i'm in charge so-

the shifting mound: YOU'RE IN CHARGE???

the witch: why is THAT the thing you're panicking about??

#slay the princess #the shifting mound #the burned grey #the adversary #the witch #the prisoner #the wild #i need more quotes with the princesses :/ #it's kinda hard to come up with any tho bc they don't interact with each other canonically the way the voices do