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Reader who joins the 141. (I.e something silly)

They take one look at you and laugh.

Soap tries on the usual charming disarming flirtation.

Gaz tries to ease you in, being sweet as pie.

Ghost fucking glowers at you.

Price just observes you from afar.

You have to stop yourself from smirking at their behaviour.

It’s like they don’t see anything but for the fact you have breasts.

But you disarm ordinance faster than Soap knows is possible.

You outshoot Gaz on the range and in tactical scenarios.

You sneak up on Ghost in the Sennybridge tunnels.

None of them can figure you out.

Price knows what kind of person you are yet you still one up him with your management skills.

You’ve managed to get the team to fight amongst themselves over who could beat you in X or Y contest.

You chuckle as you place tender little kisses to Kate’s lips.

“So, when are we telling them I’m your wife?” You ask as you dip your fingers below the waist of her sweatpants.

“Never,” Kate responds as she lets out a soft sigh as your fingers ghost along her clothed cunt, “I like to keep them guessing.”

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Once upon a time…

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what is happening at that bachelor party and WHERE is chimney

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hen and buck welcoming eddie to the lgbt club

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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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😭😭😭😭

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i joke on “oooh joshua in heat sexy” but i think he’d be like one of those pigeons who just make the worlds worst nests of all time. 3 separate tiny twigs maybe some lint and a qtip. doesn’t know how to do it properly so his phoenix nesting habits are like the bed with the sheets a bit messy and one shirt of his beloved’s

And that’s all he needs!

#robo speaks #ask

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modern and normal cid the type u have to make sure that never sees the “girl why is ur skin so clear!!!?!?” “my bf nuts on my face” meme from like a few years back bc he will choose to believe it’s gospel and bring it up if u ever complain about a zit or like. the way women have to look young and perfect all the time

Recently I saw a girl who said she uses her man’s nut as a facemask (my sister in Christ you are a stones throw away from pinkeye) but I think if Cid found that post he’d show it to you and you’d immediately have to spray him with a water bottle.

#robo speaks #ask

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I was thinking of the calling your boyfriend your husband trend on tiktok and I started thinking about the 141 boys reaction to it, so enjoy 🥰

Simon

It’s completely on accident, you’re checking into a hotel for your anniversary and it slips out, not even aware you’ve introduced him as your husband until the receptionist repeats it back to you.

“Mr. And Mrs. Riley, correct? Here’s your key card.”

Your heart skips a beat, ready to correct her when Simon eagerly takes the thin piece of plastic.

“Appreciate it. Me and the missus have a long day ahead of us.”

Fear turns to surprise, which turns to glee all in the span of seconds. The elevator ride is filled with the sounds of each floor, as well as your racing heartbeat. Simon’s tight lipped as usual, but you notice he seems much more relaxed, compared to your frantic state.

He called you missus. You might have done it on accident but there was no excuse for your boyfriend, you know him well enough to say that with confidence. He’d never joke about something like marriage if he didn’t really mean it.

Simon’s the first one to speak when you enter your room.

“So, husband? That the alias we going for?”

You rack your nerves for anything to say, eyes darting from Simon’s eyes to the floor. He can tell it was an accident, but he can’t help tease you a bit, you’re adorable when you’re shy.

“Far from the worst thing I’ve been called—suppose we keep the nickname after the vacation, yeah?”

Gaz

He gets very proud, if he was a dog his tail would be wagging faster than the eye could see. He wouldn’t doubt his new nickname for a second, loving every minute.

“Husband, yeah?” He says, an infectious smile spreading across his face. “That’s it then?”

“Mm, yes it is,” you reply, barely able to hold back your own amusement.

“Where’s the ring then?”

“I’m sure I could buy you a ring pop—“

The noise of disappointment that leaves him is criminal. “A bloody ring pop? That’s what I’m worth now?”

“Yup,” you answer, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Because you’re as sweet as one.”

He huffs indignantly but doesn’t pull away from you, so you keep kissing him until he’s forced to return the favor, lips against yours.

Johnny

He’d be the first one in the relationship to call you his wife. He’d say it was an accident, but then he’d be a liar. The first time it happens is a month after you’ve been dating, he’s talking to a friend on the phone and casually says—

“Yeah, I’ve got the wife cooking me up something nice right now, can’t wait to eat it.”

—to which you turn around, stunned. For a moment you think you heard him wrong, until he turns back to you smiling like the cat who ate the cream.

You don’t question it, but you can’t deny how warm the title makes you feel. His little Freudian slips keep happening over the course of your relationship, and after a year he finally gets the courage to call you his wife—officially, this time.

Price

It comes naturally, John always calls you anything but your name and you having your own assortment of epithets for him. You two were often confused for a married couple with the way you hang off each other, so why not lean into the idea?

You’re greeted with the heavy sound of his footsteps, the jingle of keys outside and then the sight of him fills the doorway.

“Got you the mail darling—bloody junk mailers don’t know when to quit.” He says, leaning down to place a kiss on your forehead. His beard tickles your skin as he does—a welcome comfort you’ve become more than used to.

“Mm, thank you baby,” you whisper. “You’re the best husband a girl could ask for.”

“Husband?”

His lips are turned in amusement, while you’re becoming more nervous with each passing moment. You start doubting whether or not he’d be comfortable with the name, confidence waning with each second.

“Boyfriend, I mean,” attempting to backtrack but John doesn’t let you get away that easily.

“No no no, don’t start lying now,” he grins. “Go ahead, say it again for me.”

He thrives off your embarrassment, enjoying the way you hesitate to answer. “Don’t leave me waiting doll.”

“It was an accident,” you sigh in defeat. A lie, of course, one that John sees through immediately.

“Didnt sound like an accident to me,” he says, leaning down to kiss you again. “And suppose I wanted to call you my wife, what then?”

You stammer, unable to answer. He smiles at your dumbfounded expression before leaving you to your own thoughts.

#call of duty #call of duty fluff #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #soap x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #price x reader #captain price x reader #john mactavish x reader #john price x reader

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Woke up happy today went on Twitter and it’s Joshua x Clive on my fyp

#never hit “not interested so fast in my fucking life.

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https://x.com/arcalypha/status/1783949198553215400?s=46&t=06bYiE12l6qVJUxPCBuvvQ

the last cid voice line ohhh i know he’s obsessed with calling his wife his “fair lady” and also treats all her little requests of him like a infantryman getting orders from a general

THE LAST LINE OH MY GODDDDD

CIDOLFUS “HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE” TELAMON YOU ARE SO REAL TO ME!!!

#robo speaks #ask

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cid’s the type to be like “oooooo my wife is getting stern with me ;) love you babe” and then you call him by his full government name and he’s like “i have no idea what i did but i’m sorry i did it and i’ll never do it again.” hairs on the back of his neck won’t go down for a week

You call his full name from across the house and he literally zaps himself into existence next to you in fear. Whatever he did he’s sorry and he will never do it again, damn well prepared to take a knee only to look up and see you laughing. You just needed him to grab something from the top shelf.

#robo speaks #ask

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I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

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john price is the husband standing behind his wife whilst she looks through the clothing racks in shops, burly arms holding the pretty designer handbag he bought you with your little pomeranian poking its head out of the garment

he knows this dog is your baby. he has no qualms with this since he bought you the damn thing. payed for a matching hot pink bejewelled collar and leash, best pet insurance money can buy, and even spends a good chunk of change on some fancy raw diet for the think

just imagine this big burly bloke walking down the street at night with this tiny little pup trotting along beside him, deep gruff voice calling out what ever ridiculous name you chose for the thing. grumbled complaints about your spoiling them when the dog flat out refuses to walk back and makes your husband carry them all the way home

“good bloody walk that was”

rolls his eyes when he gets home and you immediately start fussing over your little baby, soft coos and high-pitched baby-talk as you take the dog from him with your perfectly-manicured nails. not even giving john any attention when he had also returned home

“happy wife, happy life…”