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*Chell doing some hamster maze shit trying to not get crushed by an Aperture Science Percussive Skeleton Disassembler or something* how is any of this science

#reblog #portal #yeah

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Also just needs time for the idea to cook more

Had yet another game idea that I lack the know-how to create the other day

(And by idea, I mean blatantly ripping off and mashing together every racing media I've ever loved, but yanno)

Uninhabited water planet, with an early human colony. Surveyed from orbit, but largely unexplored in depth. And someone's decided to host a legally-dubious race in an uncharted archipelago a little ways past the edge of settled territory.

There are no formal roads, just the waterways between the islands, and some truly crazy geography that can sorta work as a track if you're insane enough. A start point and a finish line for each race, but what happens in the middle is up to the racers.

To traverse this untamed wilderness, they pilot transforming vehicles that can shift between watercraft and hovercraft on the fly as needed. Oh, and they're all equipped with powerful, highly experimental energy weapons technology that has no place being in civilian hands.

(Something a bit shady about this whole affair, if you can look past the spectacle. Who's running this race, and why?)

Also for no particular reason other than I said so, the racers are all ladies, and their intense rivalries are only surpassed by the homoerotic overtones to their interactions. Once again, whatever happens in the middle is up to the racers, if you catch my drift.

#not a reblog

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

#reblog

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Internet Safety

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how?? just how?

#reblog #lol #at first I was like ''oh a giant donut? surprisingly tame'' #and then it kept going #chocolate guy

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Mods, show that guy what could have been.

#reblog #oh no

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this is basically the plot of bionicle

#reblog #bionicle #bonkle #bonkles #oh universe #you sure do love your repeating patterns and motifs across wildly different scales

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Everybody shut up

Vanilla get burger

#reblog #arknights

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Hey it's my birthday!! All I want is coffee to give me energy, which I will use to draw comics and fend off the transphobes!

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Had yet another game idea that I lack the know-how to create the other day

(And by idea, I mean blatantly ripping off and mashing together every racing media I've ever loved, but yanno)

Uninhabited water planet, with an early human colony. Surveyed from orbit, but largely unexplored in depth. And someone's decided to host a legally-dubious race in an uncharted archipelago a little ways past the edge of settled territory.

There are no formal roads, just the waterways between the islands, and some truly crazy geography that can sorta work as a track if you're insane enough. A start point and a finish line for each race, but what happens in the middle is up to the racers.

To traverse this untamed wilderness, they pilot transforming vehicles that can shift between watercraft and hovercraft on the fly as needed. Oh, and they're all equipped with powerful, highly experimental energy weapons technology that has no place being in civilian hands.

(Something a bit shady about this whole affair, if you can look past the spectacle. Who's running this race, and why?)

Also for no particular reason other than I said so, the racers are all ladies, and their intense rivalries are only surpassed by the homoerotic overtones to their interactions. Once again, whatever happens in the middle is up to the racers, if you catch my drift.

#not a reblog #here's one to add to the backburner #since all I really have for it rn is vibes #inspired by Highway 35 & Blur & Hydro Thunder & Fast Racing Neo #all great Sci-Fi racing media #(three games and a movie series lol) #that only needed to be 1000% more sapphic to be perfect

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

#reblog

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I've said this before and I'll say it again: it's more important to know and understand fully why something is harmful than it is to drop everything deemed problematic. It's performative and does nothing. People wonder why nobody has critical thinking skills and this is part of it because no one knows how to simousltansly critique and consume media. You need to use discernment.

#reblog

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

#reblog #pokemon

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why is she staring at her like that? is she gay or something?

#reblog #arknights

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How did he sneak a homemade blunderbuss up behind a high profile politician in the middle of the day like that? Was he in a cartoon burglar outfit and tip toeing?

#reblog #lol

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#reblog #angel beats #or squid girl #not sure