#gotta Climb Tree

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Caliborn: GO FuCKING DOX YOuRSELF

Jade: jungle! :D

#submission #source: tumblr #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #caliborn #jade harley #mod terezi #well she's not in this tree lads #looks like we gotta climb the next one and the next one and so on until we find her and cancel her

[brittanas-blog]

i need him in ways that would set feminism back to the medieval era

#I GOTTA CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE #declan rice

[kariokiipeaches]

@simakai , I kinda went crazy today in the fresh snow and had another full-on photo shoot.

Hubby’s not NEARLY as good as I am at photography, and there were a TON of missed opportunities where I looked more confident, smug, or asshole-ish to match Killers personality, but I was honestly having so much fun and laughing so hard that most the shots are full of glee (instead of that cocky-in-control attitude that Killer’s known for,) lol.

I got to climb 2 trees!

And I even fell out of one!!

It was a blast!!!

I just look so HAPPY!!!!

Here are my favorite photos from the shoot - I just NEEDED you to see them in their full glory, so I could show off your spectacular hoodie you made for me!

(PS this ISNT the tree I fell out of, lol)

Can’t wait to take more photos whenever the next storm hits; I’ve got SOOO much more I wanna do in this hoodie before Winter’s over here in NH!

GO BUY HOODIES!

GO BUY THEM FROM SIMAKAIHOODIES!

GO BE UNDERTALE!

GO BE DELTARUNE!

Support this lovely lady for all your worth!

Bonus blooper! (cw: swearing)

(Omg the snow’s so white in the photo that it makes my screen background look cream 😂; and YEAH, I’ll be lining the shorts now that I know they’re more see-through than I thought LMFAO)

#killer!sans #killer sans #utmv #undertale au #something new #bad sanses #simakaihoodies #go climb a tree today #go fall out of a tree today #undertale cosplay #cosplay #it’s not fun unless you’re 38 and doing snow-angels in shorts #way too much fun #wish I was more cocky #just gotta practice more til I can GET cocky

[rosicheeks]

Oh my pretty little trophy you know if hung you down and kidnap you to keep you as a pet. I’d look after you real good so you’re always ready for me to use.

#then I’d really be your trophy 🫣 #the thought of someone actually hunting me down has me weak in the knees #guys it’s HILARIOUS how easy id be to catch #if you want somewhat of a challenge give me a little head start #cause uh #maybe if my adrenaline was pumping it would be different #but usually I’m really good at sprinting but after a little bit I’m fucking done man #also can’t climb a tree (sad I never did as a kid ☹️) #when I think of someone hunting me down in the woods or something #I feel like I’d sprint off in some random direction #maybe running into a tree or tripping on some shit #and then not even 5 min will go by and I’ll hear you behind me or see you #and I’ll just like lol yell #or like freak out #grab some sort of twig for defense #knowing damn well that ain’t gonna do shit #or I’ll try to keep running but I feel like my anxiety and adrenaline would not mix well and I’d fall or something #and just be so so so easy to catch #you’ll be able to jump right on top of me and pin me down #or when I get up it’ll be so so easy to grab me and push me against a tree and tear off my clothes #gotta claim me by forced breeding before you kidnap me #okkkkkkkkkkk #I need to calm down wtf #ask #anon

[maydayprkr]

folks I'm going to lose it :)

#we had bad storms in kentucky and a fuckin tornado was over my aunts house and NOW- #- i have to climb on the house and fix the roof. i also have to replace the rock siding bc 2 piece broke off #PLUS!! i have to repair a metal piece thats protecting the side part of the roof #PAIN!!!! #also two big ol chunks of tree broke off and now i gotta deal w that :/ #personal post

[likethevalley]

These nuthatch patches live on opposite sides of the same bag, which I am calling the bird bag from here on out.

This a white breasted nuthatch and a red breasted nuthatch, two of the greats.

#i thought about adding the hermit thrush here but i want to keep the bird bag to birds that climb trees #like i want to do a brown creeper next ad maybe a woodpecker eventually #but yeah gotta say nuthatches are one kf the greats in my book #hand embroidery #my art #embroidery #handmade #slow art #bird art #bird embroidery

[hershelwidget]

I just had a dream this morning that competes against the TNBC x Luca dream really well for title of “My Funniest”, so I’m going to explain it before it is lost to the echoes of my mind.

It played out like a TF2 SFM. All of the characters were TF2 in fact: Two Scouts, a Soldier, and a Pyro. They were on what my subconscious could only think was a whaling ship, although there was no whaling done. The dynamic was something akin to “How To Climb A Tree”— you know that one freaky video about three scout brothers and a tree? That. Except it’s one Captain Scout, Foreman(???) Soldier, Sailor Scout, and Sailor Pyro. I know nothing about ships so bare with me. It gets funny.

Anyways, these four are sailing through the ocean, and consistently get at such a weird angle that everyone has to hold on as they go sideways. Captain and Foreman seem VERY excited about this, while Sailor Scout is alarmed like a normal human being. I have NO idea what happened with Sailor Pyro. The squad eventually finds themselves on a very wavy, very hilly road, with nothing but school buses travelling on it as well. The shifts in this “SFM” were very similar to Eltorro64rus videos.

As they’re on the road, the Foreman says something about carts, one spawns in the ship, and they all get in and ride it. It gets INCREDIBLY foggy from here, but they end up on a floating island, and it all suddenly gains Roblox Physics—the kind that I remember anyways, from the early days where a majority of games were obbies and tycoons. Captain sees a cart attached to the island, gets on it, it starts moving. Another cart spawns behind him, so Sailor Scout gets on that one… And the carts start bugging out and I distinctly remember hearing a VERY OLD version of the Roblox Jump Sound. I should note that everyone A-Poses for a few frames.

I don’t remember anything else, the dream ended just as everyone was about to glitch out and enter a tunnel that the cart was leading to. I do however remember one line of dialogue:

“Hold on with your asscheeks!” - Both Foreman and Captain at very seperate points

What this dream means? Hell if I know, but it is just as funny as my TNBC x Luca dream, so it gets the honour of getting a name as well: “SFM Ship Crew”

#my dreams are normal at night compared to whatever the hell they become in the mornings #i remember my dream when i INITIALLY fell asleep was about lars and inkling. what the FUCK happened ?????? #anyways uhm tagging this as tf2 because this sounds the normal doodle you find on here #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #i however am NOT brave enough to tag for roblox. no #was my subconscious trying to tell me something? no idea. this was vaguer than tnbc x luca dream. by a lot #i'm adding ''hold on with your asscheeks'' to my vocabulary because that is the single funniest line in any of my dreams ever #the storyline was like an extended cut of an eltorro video i loved it. the usual shenanigans but stretched out #i think the two scouts were kind of arguing a bit?? which is why i thought of how to climb a tree. vERY much like that #anyways uhmm i have one more pride art for this month sorry i missed a bit dhmis week took over and i needed a break from high effort stuff #was fun though!! i gotta do these 'weeks' in the fandoms im in more.. i wonder if octonauts week will happen again :0

[mazojo]

The enemies to friends to lovers jumped out

#me on my way with the boyfriends to square up to a bunch of high school losers who have nothing #better to do than harass hiyori #y’all don’t understand how close and personal it is to me that he fuckin climbed up a TREE because they are petty and don’t want to ask for #the other’s numbers. some telenovela shiz right there #someya and shibasaki pinning can actually be SO personal #why are men like that. why do they gotta be difficult and petty and slow burn like that. i hate them (affectionate) #someya #shibasaki #herotaru #heroine tarumono #anime

[raytorosaurus]

not only did i touch grass but i explored some rockpools and saw crabs and cormorants and kangaroos and whales <33333

#sometimes you just gotta go back to being the kid who hadnt even HEARD of twitter snd spent all day exploring the bush and climbing trees #*

[lunaticalis]

of course there's stupid discourse about the csm mp 100 crossover fanart of course there is. go touch some fucking grass

#luntxt #absolutely fucking tired of seeing shit takes #mkm is a creep and drawing her w mob is wrong etc etc BRO I DO NOT CARE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPP #im exploding every single one of you discourse motherfucker with my mind #it is called having Fun bitch ass #something something not every fiction gotta be taken at face value something something ..... #the 2d defenders r nuts. go climb trees and eat fresh apple or something throw away ur phone while u r at it

[ohimsummer]

FOCUSEDDD

IM FO- 😳

#🎶😏 #he’s so fucking pretty I would kiss his face all day I stg #fixated on how huge he is….he’s like at least a foot taller than me #climbing him like a tree to his face idc I’ll do what I gotta do #jean

[leadfeathers]

She’s dreaming real big.

#gonna climb that tree some day Miss Lemon #just gotta keep strategizing

[ocdhuacheng]

My parents and I have a system with the animals and their outside time rn, in the mornings when I’m asleep and it’s not too hot out yet my mom takes the dog for a walk and my dad takes the cat out with his leash for a walk in the back/front yard (the cat seems to like my dad a lot lol) or however far he wants to go. And then in the evening when it cools down again I take the cat out again, and then put him back inside to have some treats and water and then my parents and I take the dog out for his evening walk. BUT today my parents tried taking the cat for a walk with the dog in the morning and he actually went pretty far down the street before he wanted to come back. So this evening all 5 of us went out for a walk and the kitty was doing so well!!! Without the dog there he usually just stays on our property and goes out onto the street maybe a little bit but never too far, he gets scared of the cars and other people (tho each time he goes out a little farther and doesn’t run away as much when cars go by). But when the dog is there with him he went for about a half hour walk through the neighborhood before we brought him back. He bullies the dog sometimes at home but I think he does feel safe with him because he wasn’t as scared of cars and stuff while on the walk this evening. There were a few times where he stopped to crouch down in the grass but he never was pulling to go back home. I’m hoping he can get more used to walks, with or without the dog, and can go on longer ones. Bc usually the dog goes on hour- hour and a half walks but the cat wasn’t ready for that I don’t think. The cat goes much more slowly than the dog bc hes much smaller, and he too has to sniff and look around, also he’s a bit spoiled lol but he does keep trotting after him and the dog is always looking back expectantly to see if he’s still there it’s so cute. I’m happy that they’re getting along and I’m so happy the cat likes being outside bc that means I can take him more places when I’m traveling in the future.

#Also there’s something immensely funny about taking a cat for a walk #We passed by some people on the road and I couldn’t help laughing just imagining what we look like #But what are u gonna do? I’m not gonna let him out unsupervised #even in the back yard. Bc he’s a slippery bastard and will either 1) climb up the chain link fence #2) escape through our neighbors falling down wooden fence #3) climb up a tree and can’t come down #4) will kill a bird or smth #there’s just so many things that can go wrong at this point so it’s like sorry baby boy but u gotta stay on the leash #We will walk you wherever your perfect little heart desires #.txt #cats #dogs #pet posting

[despairforme]

Tesla, motioning at Nnoitra aggressively: “see? I could climb this man like a TREE.”

❝ I don't mind. ❞

#[ YUP CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE ] #[ THAT'S WHY HE'S SO TALL I GUESS ] #[ GOTTA BE CLIMBED ] #[ fjfjfjf i'm laughing anon ] #[ thank you xD ] #despair for me. ╱ in character. #talking shit. ╱ answers. #the praying mantis. ╱ canon verse. #suggestive //

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Finished Narcos!

#payton watches tv #payton watches: narcos #I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed it beyond the fact that it’s blorbo time #I will be starting Narcos: Mexico soon probably tomorrow #gotta switch out the Star Wars men y’know? keep them in rotation #I want to climb him like a tree so bad. not that I climbed many trees in my youth but I think instinct would kick in #I would’ve finished last week had I not been so busy

[wh0reforcoriolanussnow]

Baby Daddy || Jacob Elordi x reader

Summary: Jacob being a protective dad 😌

Warnings: fem!reader

Wc: 475

A/n: can we just agree that Jacob holding a small baby in his HUGE arms would be the cutest and hottest thing ever 😃😭 I need to see this irl. Posting a Coryo fic later today!!! Also really need to do a Jacob Elordi masterlist lol, will do later today!

Emerging from the grocery store, you held bags in both hands while Jacob effortlessly juggled your one-year-old daughter in one arm and a bag of groceries in the other.

The California sun casts a warm glow as you make your way to the car, Jacob holding your precious daughter, Sydney, in his strong arms. His large frame makes her appear even tinier as he cradles her close.

As you approach the car, Jacob’s keen eyes spot a group of paparazzi in the distance. He instinctively shields Sydney’s face, a protective gesture you’ve both mastered in these public moments.

Jacob glances at you, concern in your eyes, “We should be fine, they’re far away anyways,” Jacob assures you as you unlock the car.

As Jacob secures Sydney in the car seat, you glance over at the paparazzi. Some of them notice Jacob’s protective actions and start snapping pictures even more eagerly.

You could feel their invasive gaze, but your focus remained on Sydney, shielding her from the intrusive lenses from the front seat of the car.

As Jacob buckled up your daughter, he could sense you were uncomfortable, glancing at the paparazzi from time to time. He knew how much it meant to you to keep Sydney’s upbringing away from cameras as much as possible.

“I’m going to go talk to them,” Jacob says as you look at him with surprise. “Are you sure?” You lightly bite your lip as he nods, “Yeah, I’ll be quick,” Is all he says before he shuts the door.

You watch as Jacob makes his way to the group of paparazzi. You couldn’t hear what was being said of course but they seemed understanding about what Jacob was saying to them.

Jacob approached the group with a calm but firm demeanour. “Hey guys, I’m not sure if you’re aware but Y/n and I want to keep our daughter away from the public eyes as much as possible. And I know this is your job but could you please make sure to blur out Sydney’s face in the photos you’ve taken?”

One of the paparazzi’s, seemingly more considerate than the rest, responded, “Sure thing, Jacob. I don’t think we managed to photograph your daughter’s face,” He and the others all take a look through the photo’s they’ve taken whilst showing Jacob.

“But if we find one, we’ll make sure her face is blurred. No problem.” The man says as Jacob nods. “I appreciate it. Have a good day guys.”

As Jacob walked back to the car, you exchanged a relieved glance. As he climbs into the car, you felt a mixture of gratitude and exhaustion from the constant vigilance required to protect your family’s privacy.

You intertwine your hands with Jacob’s, expressing your gratitude, “Thank you for handling that.” A grateful smile adorns your face as he grins, bringing your intertwined hands close to his face and gently kissing your hand.

“Of course, I don’t need to think twice about doing something like that to protect Sydney,” Jacob affirms. He adjusts the rearview mirror, stealing a glance at Sydney in her car seat. Her curious eyes are fixed on the window, captivated by the passing palm trees.

Later that day, you were sent a tweet from Jacob’s sister. It’s from one of the paparazzi who interacted with Jacob earlier. The post details the encounter and emphasises Jacob’s kindness in handling the situation.

The tweet read, “Just had a run-in with Jacob Elordi, and gotta say, he’s one of the nicest celebs I’ve encountered. Asked us to blur out his daughter’s face, and even though we’re paparazzi, he handled it with grace. Big respect for him!”

As you read through the comments, you couldn’t help but smile at the overwhelming support from Jacob’s fans. Messages of admiration for his commitment to Sydney’s privacy flooded the comment section.

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jacobelordi: love you both so much ❤️

↘️ yourusername: 💗

caileespaeny: aweee

sydney_sweeney: I need to see little Syd like rn 😭

↘️ yourusername: your godchild misses you!

↘️ user1: Is anyone just finding out now that Sydney Sweeney is the the god mother of Jacob Elordi and Y/n Y/l/n’s daughter 😃

↘️ user2: I mean, it kinda makes sense ngl. Y/n and Sydney are childhood besties and then she names her own kid after her best friend.

user3: sometimes I forget Jacob Elordi isn’t single and has a child

user4: those recent pictures of him holding Sydney is doing something to me 🙂

↘️ user5: RIGHT!

↘️ user6: oh for sure.

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