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hannahhook7744 · 11 months

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Isle kid Moodboards revamped part 4;

Blake Bohumil 'Big Murph' Murphy, the 23 year old son of Black Murphy and Ludmilla.

He is a member of the Anti-heroes Club and Harriet's crew.

He is very close to his mom but not very close to his dad who isn't a big fan of children.

He lost his eye while play fighting the Gaston twins when he was younger and has a glass eye that he likes to take out to mess with people.

He is very close to Marya Rasputin since her dad and his mom were allies behind the scenes, and he often translates for her and others when a language barrier pops up (which happens a lot since Russian isn't a very common language on the isle)

He likes cutting hair, playing cards, eating cake, fishing, learning languages, taking care of the little ones, reading, swimming with the sharks, building sandcastles, wrestling, play fighting, singing sea shanties, and learning about geographical differences and locations.

He also likes collecting hooks of any kind.

He is single.

Hayden 'Hadie' Prometheus Olympian, thr 10 year old (as of d3) son of Hades. Younger brother of Mal.

He is a member of the Anti-heroes club and a wannabe detective, musician, hero, and cook who is always imitating those he looks up to. Friend of Chloe Charming, Red Hearts, Danny Darling, Maddox Hatter, Shan Deja, Edith Olympian, and his minons.

He is playful and loves coloring, cooking, playing various instruments, baking, sword fighting, parkour, gymnastics, acrobatics, and playing with animals.

He has a villian streak no one takes seriously later in his teens and has a pet dog named 'Cerberus.'

He later gets together with Danny Darling.

Lefou Deux 'Lee' Leprince, the 20 year old son of LeFou, Paulette, and Stanley Beaumont (dude from the live action movie). He's the older brother of La Foux Doux Beaumont, the younger cousin of the Gaston twins, and the older cousin of Claire Bimbette, Gil LeGume, and Gemma LeGume.

He is apart of Harriet's crew.

He's a hardworking big brother who does his best to help support his family while still being stuck under Gaston's thumb.

He works at Gaston's 'Duels Without Rules—against his will, mind you, because Gaston forces him too after all. But he doesn't complain too much about it.

He gets to steal from the register though, so it's not too bad.

He fights with various gardening tools and a bow and arrow—he's an excellent shot. He's a poet, a toy maker, and an inventor who records everything in his journal.

He loves French food, sailing, farming, reading, and gardening—even though it's difficult to do anything like that on the isle.

He also loves old photos and dancing.

Lee often makes and fixes toys for the children on the isle, and has no problem fixing things for those he loves. He's also the secret Santa Claus of the isle.

He's been in love with Claudine Frollo since first grade and they get together not long after d3.

La Foux Doux Leprince, the 12 year old (as of d3) son of LeFou, Paulette, and Stanley Beaumont (dude from the live action movie). Younger brother of LeFou Deux, the older cousin of Gemma LeGume, and the younger cousin of the Gaston twins, Claire Bimbette, and Gil LeGume. Older brother of Sylvie Leprince.

He works at Gaston's 'Duels Without Rules'— again, without choice mind you. Gaston forces him too. He is a painfully shy, playful, quiet boy who loves French food, playing games, reading, and climbing things.

He is single and not interested at dating at the moment.

Crazy Bonny, the 18 and a half year old(by d3) daughter of Bill Jukes (in my universe).

Sword sharpener and medic of the Lost Revenge/Uma’s crew.

Bestfriend of Desiree.

Student at Serpent Prep and one of the first to join Uma’s pirate crew.

She is described as crazy in patched dungarees and a torn fishnet shirt.

Vicious Desiree, the 17 year old daughter of a witch and Shan Yu (in my universe anyway).

She is the swabbie of the crew, meaning she is the one in charge of mopping the deck.

She is described as tiny and vicious in a a ragged peasant dress.

She is Bonny's bestfriend and one of the first to join Uma’s crew, and she's a member at the witch school.

Firece Gonzo, the 19 year old son of an unknown woman and Joshamee Gibs (in my universe anyway).

He is Jonas' bestfriend and is the boatswain of the crew.

He is also responsible for stocking the pantry and refilling the chum buckets.

He and Jonas are the ones in charge of the food (they don't cook it tho) and supplies, among other things.

He is described to be firece and as having long braids, a red bandana, and blue pantaloons.

He, along with Gil, Harry, Jonas, Desiree, and Bonny, is one of the first to join Uma’s crew and student—or former student—at Serpent Prep.

Ferocious Jonas, the 20 year old son of Morgana Olympian and older cousin of Uma (in my universe).

He is the Quartermaster of Uma’s crew, the fourth in command, and the gunner (the one who mans the canons).

He's described to have a scar on his left cheek, corn rows, and a scarf. Has a thing with Jade in my universe. Has been seen selling scarves before which is probably a side job of his.

He's been described as ferocious. Student/former student at Serpent Prep and one of the first people to join Uma’s crew.

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collinrobinsonsglasses · 6 months

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Too Soft to Be a Pirate

Izzy Hands x Reader (GN)

I have never written fan fiction before, but over the past few weeks these amazing blogs have been absolutely keeping me fed:

@raggedy-dxctor @run-me-through-but-not-like-that @stedefxckingbonnet @dragon-kazansky @gonzo-rella @izzyhandswhore @seafoam-inserts @hard-to-be-the-bard @brwnicons

Thank you all for your amazing stories and for your inspiration. I figured I would give this a shot. I am hoping this is going to be a series. I really am writing it for myself and if someone else likes it too that's a win. It's a slow burn. The slowest burn of all time.

{Masterlist}

{Next Chapter}

Summary: The story of how you end up in Blackbeard's crew.

Chapter 1: Little Mouse

You stood on the quarterdeck, your arms resting against the weathered wooden railing of the ship as you gazed out at the vast expanse of the sea. The rhythmic dance of the waves was a peaceful distraction from the anxiety that had weighed on your chest all week. You had followed your best friend to a life on the sea, and along the way, you had fallen for him. You thought he had fallen for you too. As the moon hung low in the night sky, casting its gentle glow over the ship, your mind couldn't help but wander to the tender moment you and your best friend shared your first kiss under the same moon. But now, you could see he was falling for someone else on the ship, and the pain was like a storm surging within you.

He had barely spoken to you all week, despite living on the same ship. It’s hard to avoid someone on a ship unless you’re really trying to. Your loyalty to him and the promise you made to stand by his side kept you here. You actually grew to love a life on the sea, but it was tearing your heart apart to watch the person you loved fall for someone else.

Lost in your thoughts, you didn't notice the figure approaching from behind until a strong hand gently rested on your shoulder. For a second, perhaps out of pure habit, you felt your stomach fill with butterflies at the sight of him. But reality came crashing back, a cold pit settling in your stomach as you remembered why you were out here alone in the first place.

"Hey," he said stoically, "I've been looking for you."

“That’s a surprise”, you shot back, before taking a deep breath to regain your composure.

As the moon ascended, casting a cool, silver glow over the ship, your best friend's gaze settled on you. You could sense the frustration in his eyes as he took a deep breath, preparing to speak.

"Listen," he began, his voice a mixture of regret and pain. "I think you realize I’ve found someone else, and it's difficult when you both are here” His voice hardened, and he continued, "They mean the world to me, and I don't think it's fair to anyone involved for you to stay on this ship. I need to see where this goes, and it can't happen with you constantly by my side."

You reluctantly tore your gaze away from your friend, tears welling up in your eyes. His words stung, but deep down, you knew he was right. This ship, once a safe place, no longer felt like home. In a soft voice, you whispered, "I’ll leave at the next port we dock in, I’ll find a new ship"

As if acknowledging the weight of your decision, his strong arms enveloped you.. You leaned into the hug, your eyes closing as you sought safety in the warmth of his embrace, as you were so accustomed to doing. You felt his breath against your ear as he whispered “That’s not soon enough. I’m sorry, but you’re getting off the ship now”. The arms that were gently holding you wrapped tightly against your waist, squeezing the wind from your stomach, as he hurled you towards the edge of the ship. As you tumbled backward, his whispered words still echoing in your ear, the sea greedily welcomed you. The waves wrapped around you, their embrace tinged with the sting of saltwater, and you descended into the depths of the ocean.

The next moments were a blur. Amidst the crashing waves, you remember fighting the tumultuous current and trying to keep your head above water. After a while it was impossible to tell how long you’d been treading water. It felt like hours. Before you could truly process what was happening you felt your body being lifted into a dinghy. The next few moments were hazy and felt like flashes,

Your eyes fluttered open to find two formidable pirates peering down at you. One of the men had a long white beard, but what drew your attention the most were the gentle depth of his eyes. Soft and understanding, they betrayed a kindness, immediately putting you at ease. The second man had sharp, calculating eyes, locking onto you with an intensity.

“Ivan. Look what I found when trying to catch some fishies” the man with the beard exclaimed. You slowly sat up on a large ship, adorned with black sails. You noticed the ship was empty on deck, except for the two men still staring at you.

“Izzy is not going to like that you brought them aboard” Ivan remarked with a hint of concern in his voice.

"I am so sorry if I’ve caused you any trouble, Thank you for helping me" you murmured apologetically, still trying to process what was happening. As your body realized it was on solid land, no longer at the will of the sea, exhaustion overtook you. Your eyes began to close as strong arms wrapped around you once again and the quiet sound of the continuing conversation between the two men lulled you to sleep.

When you awoke again, you found yourself nestled behind some barrels and quickly assessed that you were likely in the galley. Your clothes had dried and you were wrapped in tattered blankets. Eventually, the two familiar faces from the previous night greeted you. They introduced themselves as Ivan and Fang. They handed you a few pieces of bread and a cup of water before beginning to speak.

“We’re keeping you here until we figure out what to do with you” explained Ivan. “Fang is worried that Izzy is going to throw you right back into the ocean if he finds out you’re here”.

“Okay” you whispered. Not having the energy to ask any follow up questions. You felt numb and shrunk back against the barrels wanting to feel as small as possible. As the men stood up to leave you grabbed both of their hands and thanked them again. Lost in your thoughts, you failed to observe the softening of Fang and Ivan's expressions at the gentle squeeze of their hands.

These interactions continued over the next few days, with both Ivan and Fang stopping in to bring you food. There wasn’t a lot of conversation exchanged between the three of you. You admired how both the men seemed to look out for each other and now for you, for some reason.

Two days passed, then one night Fang slipped into the galley, maneuvering behind the barrels to join you. “You mind if I sit here with you?” he asked gently, “Captain is playing knife parade again. I don’t like that game”.

"Please do," you said, shifting to make space for him to sit. "What's a Knife Parade?"

“Oh, it’s a game where the Captain chases you around the ship with a knife, screaming that he’s going to kill you,” Fang explained matter-of-factly, but you could sense the fear in his eyes.

“That’s terrifying” you frowned, squeezing Fang’s hand. “I would be hiding back here too”.

Fang flashed a smile, then playfully bumped his shoulder into yours. "I knew it was a good idea keeping you on the ship. You seemed too innocent and helpless to leave behind”

"I feel like that's not a positive thing," you chuckled, exchanging a smile with Fang.

“I think it is. I knew you wouldn’t be a threat", he said back to you gently. “You’re too nice to be a pirate”

"I could say the same thing about you," you began, but your words were cut short by the abrupt sound of the galley door being flung open.

"Fang! Your Captain is looking for you," a gruff voice called out, interrupting the moment, and the man's eyes narrowed as he spotted both of you sitting on the floor. "What the fuck is this?"

Fang swiftly rose to his feet, his demeanor taking on a more rigid stance under the scrutiny of the man. You, too, slowly stood up to meet the intimidating figure before you. He wasn't overly tall, but still taller than you. He wore leather trousers and a leather waistcoat. His green eyes were piercing into you. Despite the fear you were feeling, you couldn’t help but notice the striking handsomeness etched into his features.

"I found them tossed overboard, boss. They weren't going to last much longer," Fang explained.

The man scrutinized you, assessing your perceived threat level. "You know the rules, Fang. Blackbeard doesn’t allow pets on board," he sneered, casting a mocking smirk in your direction.

"Blackbeard?" you whispered in disbelief as the man seized you by the arm, forcefully pulling you away from the safety of the galley.

“How the fuck did you not know whose ship you’re on. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be that clueless” he muttered, casting a disdainful look at you.

The next few moments you were being pulled across the length of the ship with Fang following closely behind. Ivan's nervous gaze caught your attention, but you averted your eyes quickly, not wanting to draw him into the unfolding scene. The captain's cabin door was forced open abruptly, and your body was forcefully yanked to the ground. You gathered you had finally met Izzy. It became clear why Fang and Ivan had been hiding you from him.

“Look at what I found, Captain,” the man said smugly. “Fang was hiding a little mouse below deck. Sneaking them food”. You shot a glare at the man who had forcefully brought you to your knees.

The imposing figure standing before you was a tall man with piercing brown eyes, tan skin, a long curly beard that added an air of ruggedness to his presence. His long salt and pepper hair cascaded down, framing his face. Like the rest of his crew, he was dressed in dark colors, and the unmistakable gleam of a gun and a knife at his side hinted at the formidable reputation he carried. Blackbeard looked you up and down with a measured curiosity before speaking. "Leave us," he commanded sternly, then, directing his attention at Fang, mumbled, "I'll deal with you later."

“Captain,” Izzy said with a condescending tone, “Do you think that’s wise?”

“Izzy. They’re fucking tiny. What do you think they’re going to do?” Blackbeard scoffed, rolling his eyes at his first mate.

Izzy left in a huff, and Fang trailed behind him. As Fang closed the Captain’s door he cast a pleading look at you, his eyes betraying his worry about what was going to happen. The knot in your stomach tightened at his look of concern.

As the door shut, leaving both of you alone, you noticed Blackbeard's face soften. He reached out his hand to you. "Here," he whispered, lifting you to your feet. "Sit down, little mouse," he said, guiding you to a chair in front of his desk. Blackbeard's eyebrows furrowed, and he stared at you for a while, as if formulating a plan for what to do next. “Have you worked on a ship before?” he asked.

“Yessir,” you answered quickly, “For a couple of years”.

"Do you fall off ships pretty often?" Blackbeard asked, raising his eyebrows and giving you a sarcastic smirk.

As you allowed yourself to finally think about the event that brought you to this point, the emotions you had been suppressing for the past few days began to overflow. Tears started streaming down your face, and you hurriedly tried to wipe them away. “Um”, you stammered, “I didn’t exactly fall. I got pushed off the ship”.

"What could you have possibly done to deserve that?" Blackbeard asked, his expression a mix of confusion and curiosity.

You gave up trying to wipe your tears, your voice shaky as you continued. "My friend knew about my feelings for him, but he started seeing someone else. I guess he wanted me off the ship as quickly as possible, so he pushed me overboard."

“Shit” he muttered, lips pursed, squinting in contemplation. "You got dumped... quite literally, right off the ship." He glanced down, noticing your distress, and knelt beside you, gently patting your hands that rested on your lap. "Breakups can be rough, mate. I once had a guy stab me after I broke up with him," Blackbeard chuckled, “Calico Jack”, his eyes glancing away as if lost in that particular memory. “Luckily, he missed all the important bits”

Blackbeard stood back up in front of you and walked back around behind his desk, his eyes glancing off, like he was in deep contemplation. "Iz would probably want me to throw you back overboard to teach Fang a lesson. That would be the usual," Blackbeard mused. “But we’ve lost quite a number of our crew in raids lately though and I’ll be honest, I’m tired of the usual. It’s fucking boring.”

You looked at Blackbeard curiously as he mulled over different ideas. This wasn’t the pirate you had envisioned from the stories you had heard during your time at sea. He was more charming than you expected him to be, yet you sensed how quickly he shifted from one emotion to the next. He seemed tired and disillusioned with the life of a pirate. .

"You can join the crew, little mouse," Blackbeard said decisively, a smug grin accompanying his words. "I need you to do me a favor. First mate Hands is going to be waiting outside those doors for my decision. I need you to tell him something for me."

You exited the Captain’s cabin and found the first mate exactly where Blackbeard predicted he would be. “First mate Hands?” you said cautiously, “Blackbeard wanted me to tell you that I’m the newest member of the crew, and it’s your job to keep me alive, Captain’s orders”.

The first mate glared at you with a look of disdain. “Fucking twat”, he muttered, heading back into the cabin you had just left.

You locked eyes with Fang and Ivan on the deck, and gave them a small grin. You rushed over to them. “The captain said I could stay,” you said with relief.

Fang and Ivan visibly relaxed, and Fang gave your arm a playful nudge. "Well, look at that—the friendliest pirate on the seven seas," he remarked with a grin.

{Next Chapter}

#izzy hands x reader #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd x reader

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junkiescholars · 1 year

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book #1: "fear and loathing in las vegas" by hunter s. thompson

reading dates: 01/20/2023 - 02/24/2023

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream is a 1971 novel in the gonzo journalism style by Hunter S. Thompson. The book is a roman à clef, rooted in autobiographical incidents. The story follows its protagonist, Raoul Duke, and his attorney, Doctor Gonzo, as they descend on Las Vegas to chase the American Dream through a drug-induced haze, all the while ruminating on the failure of the 1960s countercultural movement."

this book is available at most public local and school libraries: https://libraryfinder.org/ (USA) https://sigles-symbols.bac-lac.gc.ca/eng/Search (CANADA)

a free ebook pdf is also available here: https://www.nothuman.net/images/files/discussion/4/d74f8d5659b59b9cc5238844938f9d05.pdf

starting in february, the next books will be posted on the LAST FRIDAY of the month (02/24, 03/31, 04/28, and so on)

#books

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regallibellbright · 6 months

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Watching baseball, my brother: Why is there Elmo there?

Me: Because Muppet Monsters and whatever creatures Gritty and the Philadelphia Fanatic are share a last common ancestor?

This prompted a discussion of what Muppets are considered monsters and which are considered unique species. It was agreed that Gritty is actually a closer cousin to Grouches than Monsters but that all three share a genus. Maybe a family.

Bro: Is Gonzo a monster? Me: No, Gonzo's a weirdo.

Mom: *Laughs*

Me, Actual Muppet Scholar: No, that's canonical, that's also his gender. *Checks the Muppet wiki for a good example of Muppet Monster Clearly Related to Gritty and checks on Gonzo as well* Wait, actually, his species and gender are "Whatever", "Weirdo" is a newer thing.

Bro: Same principle.

Me, later: Wait, actually, I think the Philly Fanatic is related to like, Gonzo and the Snowths from Mahna Mahna. None of which are likely to descend from Earth.

Bro: Yes, but I think Muppet eyes are an example of carcinization.

Me: Yeah I'll buy that. For Gonzo and the Fanatic it's not the eyes, they just share like. Indescribable vibes.

Bro: *Agrees*

#family shenanigans #muppets #baseball! :D #gritty #so you know typical tuesday night conversation #incidentally I love the Muppet Wiki as a resource and wish them a merry PLEASE MOVE OFF OF FANDOM FUCKING /PLEASE/#that site is hostile to access of information. that site is hostile to humanity.

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smilesrobotlover · 2 months

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now. totally 100٪ picked at random,,, spirit tracks? (or skyward sword if youve already gotten that one)

Ok tumblr deleted my giant ramble about Spotify tracks so take two 🙄

If you didn’t like phantom hourglass I implore you to try spirit tracks because it fixes all the issues I have with phantom hourglass. The music is PHENOMENAL, the world is so diverse and vibrant, the different towns are fun and the side quests helps you connect with them more, and overall it’s filled with charm. Zelda and Link easily have the best Zelda and Link relationship and they bounce off of each other super well! This Zelda to me is so complex and interesting and I adore her so much! The story is good, Anjean is wonderful, Byrne is fascinating, and everything is so wonderful. I love this game so much, I almost played through all of it in four days! I injured myself doing that! That’s how good it is!

Now it does have flaws, some parts of this game are so hard that it actually makes me mad lol. The sand temple and the item you get are AWFUL, and I’ve been stuck on the final boss for a year now 😔 I haven’t finished it so I can’t talk about the ending unfortunately, but yeah…. I also kinda wish the descendants could a little bit more love. Like Alfonzo looking a bit different than Gonzo besides the outfit, Zelda having a different design, Linebeck III being more than Linebeck with a hat. Like Joynas gets this treatment perfectly why can’t everyone else get that 😞 I also kinda wish Linebeck III was more than a cameo cuz Linebeck was so important to Phantom hourglass, but that’s just cuz I’m insane for Linebeck. And lastly, Byrne is wasted potential to me :( I wish we got to see him develop more cuz I feel like he didn’t get the amount he needed you know? It’s a shame cuz he’s super cool!

But yeah, haven’t finished it yet but I’ve played most of it where I feel like I can talk about it lol.

#ok this is a lot shorter than my first ramble #I don’t have the energy to try to explain it all over again #but that’s the gist of it #overall I super love it #it hasn’t stuck with me like ph tho #even tho I find st objectively a better game than ph #asks

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anhed-nia · 5 months

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BLOGTOBER 10/31/2023: NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU

Boy, this is the latest I have ever finished Blogtober. Fortunately I picked a pretty memorable movie for the last entry--and one I don't have much to say about! But what I do have to say is mostly positive. Brian Duffield's saucer invasion thriller is a lot of fun, even if it never fully develops its thesis. Kaitlyn Dever plays a young woman who has been mysteriously ostracized from her rural community, and so she lives out a fantasy of rustic contentment on the outskirts of town. Her peaceful solitude is marred by her nagging grief over a past catastrophe that is never fully articulated, because NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU commits to the gimmick of dialog-free storytelling. This might be sort of annoying--and it definitely doesn't do the left-field ending any favors--but this movie is less about story than spectacle, and sometimes that is just fine.

The polymorphic gray aliens that descend on the heroine's home look great, and the action is legitimately scary and exciting. Actually, I put this movie on one night during a bout of insomnia, thinking it would be a breezy timekiller, and then I found the initial invasion scene so scary I wondered if I'd made a big mistake! But the thing that impressed me more than anything else in NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU is the set design (by Jaime Salazar if I'm not mistaken). I'd hazard to guess that most people think about set design more in terms of appearance than functionality, but the handsome, naturalistic farmhouse in which most of the movie unspools furnishes seemingly endless opportunities for wonderfully surprising chases and fight scenes. Every nook and cranny of the place becomes a hiding spot, a shortcut, a booby trap; each cute, collectible tchotchke becomes a crucial tool or a brutal weapon. While I was watching this movie, I became intensely aware that it takes a special kind of genius to figure out the right architecture to enable the fast-paced, complicated action that makes up most of NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU. I enjoyed this aspect of the film so much that I didn't wind up worrying about the hokey silent movie gimmick, or the fact that the underlying trauma-drama was only half-baked, or that the gonzo ending didn't quite make any sense. Sometimes when you insist on perfection, you deprive yourself of some pleasure that is abundantly available between the flaws--and I think that's a pretty good message to leave you with at the conclusion of this speed run season for Blogtober. Thanks for sticking with it! See you in 2024 (or as soon as I have another urgent judgment to hand down).

#blogtober #2023 #horror #sci-fi #science fiction #saucer attack #alien invasion #kaitlyn dever #brian duffield #set design #jaime salazar #creature feature

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enbyleighlines · 10 months

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I wouldn’t write this fic, but…

I have this idea for a loz fanfic that takes place prior to Rauru and Sonia establishing the kingdom of Hyrule, back when the zonai first descended from the heavens.

Because there’s no Hyrule yet, Zelda isn’t a princess, but she is a priestess, blessed with hearing Hylia’s voice, and that makes her special within the village. She has prophetic dreams that their world will soon be visited by a god-like civilization, and her words ignite both excitement and anxiety amongst the various Hylian settlements.

Link is still there. He’s a warrior, the most talented among his peers, and granted the privilege of being Zelda’s chosen champion. They also happen to be childhood friends, so their relationship is kinda inspired by Skyward Sword.

Impa is also there. The Sheikah tribe exists to protect the divine priestess herself, rather than the royal family. Impa is forever by Zelda’s side, as a bodyguard and friend. Though Impa has her usual severe disposition, her devotion is not to Zelda as the priestess, but as her closest companion.

Though, while Link and Impa are both friends with Zelda, their relationship is a little strained. Link’s goblin antics and leap-without-looking approach to life frequently leaves Impa doubting his ability to keep Zelda safe. And while generally Link bears her criticism without comment, at times he will solemnly thank her for her invaluable insight, and Impa can never tell if he’s being sincere or sarcastic.

When the zonai come, they are led by a king, whose sole daughter is Midna. Like all zonai, she has a distinctly draconic appearance, and she also happens to be the most skilled practitioner of magic within her tribe. However, Midna is also her usual mischievous self. She quickly makes it her mission to tease Link at every given opportunity.

The story would have Link/Midna and Zelda/Impa, with queerplatonic Link & Zelda.

Other possible characters might include incarnations of Groose/Gonzo, Medli/Mipha, Zant/Kohga, Navi/Ilia, Sidon, Revali, Riju, Yunobo, and, of course, Beedle.

Idk what role Ganondorf would play, if any. I think it would be neat to include a male Gerudo prince who isn’t evil, for once. (Maybe the Groose/Gonzo incarnation can take this role?) And maybe Ganondorf can be one of the zonai? That would be interesting, because then the arrival of the zonai would lead to disaster, potentially causing a rift between the Hylians and the zonai.

(Perhaps Ganondorf’s zonai incarnation is the leader of the interlopers that attempted to steal the triforce, thus having their tribe banished to the Twilight Realm? Because until stated otherwise, I will continue to believe that the zonai are the ancestors of the Twili.)

Anyway, yeah. I don’t want to write this, but I cannot get this idea out of my head.

#loz #totk #twilight princess #midlink #zelimpa

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idontliketomatoesleavemealone · 4 months

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Gonzo: Did you guys hear about this guy in Auradon who covered himself in hand sanitizer, got tased and then burst into flames?

Desiree: deranged laugh oooh

Bonnie: I'll get the hand sanitizer.

Jonas: Bonnie, no!

Alex: Bonnie, yes!

Bonnie: why not?!

Uma: I swear to the gods if you start another forest fire that I have to put out I will lose my shit!

#disney descendants #Gonzo descendants #Desiree descendants #Bonnie descendants #Jonas descendants #Alex Sinclair-Callaghan #Uma Triskelion

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pro-crastinate17 · 1 year

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welcome!

(a remake of my previous intro post bc Shit Has Changed)

you can call me maxim and / or refer to me by my kin names. my prns are it / he / they and any neos! mix it up i need enrichment in my enclosure djskfhdsjf

i am a minor!! also im white!!

im genderqueer + transmasc and non-sam arospec / demiromantic, and i have one queerplatonic partner and one romantic partner!

im AuDHD and have GAD and HPD and i have psychosis, i suspect a few other things (including NPD) but those are the important ones lol

i am physically disabled! i am not diagnosed with anything other than a knee condition, but i have chronic pain and suspect i have EDS and potentially POTS. i wear knee braces and am currently trying to get crutches or a wheelchair.

i trigger tag when i remember + have the spoons but i dont tag cursing or caps anymore so be aware of that pls!!

i use tone tags and appreciate when they are used in interactions with me (but i dont require it)

i have SO many interests please talk to me about them!!!! including but not limited to: the Muppets, the Librarians tv show (2014), the Descendants movies, musical theatre, Greek / Roman / Norse / Egyptian mythology (trying to expand my tastes in mythology as well so tbh talk to me about any type of it), my own stories, various bands/musicians (Will Wood, Steam Powered Giraffe, the Stupendium, Jonathan Coulton, Fall Out Boy, Everybody's Worried About Owen, Trashbag Ponchos, Pansy Division, Sycamore Smith, Noah Kahan, Jayden Wark, and more), clown taxonomy (especially my own clowns, Glitterbomb, Dismal, and Bludgeon), and more!!!

also im otherkin + fictionkin! if that bothers you, fuck all the way off! my main kintypes are Gonzo - the Muppets (it / they / he / she), Jacob Stone - the Librarians (they / he), Monty - A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder (he / they) , Ludo - Labyrinth (he / it), T'noy Karaxis aka Tinky - Hatchetfield (he / it) and Harley Quinn - DC (she / it + any neos). im also werewolfkin and robotkin!

i am often low on spoons and messaging is difficult for me, please feel free to talk to me but understand i may not respond right away (or potentially at all)

im working on developing a tagging system but its Very much still in progress!!!

dni:

- basic dni criteria (https://dni-criteria.carrd.co/)

- transmed and / or anti neopronouns/xenogenders

- aro / ace exclus

- anti otherkin / fictionkin (as stated above)

- t erf / sw erf / radf em etc

- conservative

- doesnt support blm / acab / stop asian hate

- cringe / flop blogs, discourse blogs unless i interact w you first, blogs focused mainly / only on politics, EXTREMELY pro / anti shippers (having an opinion on it is chill, but if your blog is only or mainly shipcourse, please dni)

- pro-ana / pro-mia / pro-sh

- stigmatizes personality disorders, believes in "”narcissistic abuse”” or any other ""pd abuse"", stigmatizes psychosis

- anti educated self dx

#introduction #reintroduction actually lmao #words from my weird little brain

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tiredflowercrown · 7 months

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Ethan Blakeslee

Legal name: Ethan Blakeslee

Aliases: Gonzo

Gender: Male

Age: 13

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Light Brown

Height: 5’8 (172 cm)

Scars/Birthmarks: An eight inch (20 cm) across right thigh

Other Distinguishing Features: An octopus tattoo on left shoulder

Appearance: Typically seen in ripped clothing in shades of red and brown

Birthday: Nov 23

Known Family: Jepson Blakeslee (Father, deceased), Pamela Blakeslee (Mother)

Notable Traits: Cynical, Stubborn, Capable, Innovative

Associations: Bronwen Callahan, Desiree Marinos, Jonas Marinos, Clement Clayton

Weaknesses: Easily provoked

#disney descendants #gonzo descendants #sals isle lore

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hannahhook7744 · 2 years

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My version of Uma's pirate crew;

The guy near Jonas is Hart/Hardy , the son of the Queen of Hearts.

Next to Hart is the youngest son of Anastasia Tremaine, Aaron.

Next to Aaron is Gil's cousin, Claire, and next to Claire is Bonny.

The one beside Claire and the one beside Jonas are Mason and Glenn Gothel, the twin sons of Mother Gothel.

The one in between Mason and Uma is Morty, the son of Mor'du.

The guy next to Bonny is Sean, the son of the Sherrif of Nottingham.

The guy behind Gil is Axel, son of the Huntsman.

The guy next to Gil and Claire is named Simon and he is the son of Shan Yu (Simon is a nickname but idk for what yet).

Claire is Claudette's daughter.

I headcanon that Gonzo is the son of Joshamee Gibbs and a tavern wench.

I headcanon that Desiree is the daughter of Shan Yu.

I headcanon that Bonny is the daughter of Bill Jukes and Beatrice Le Beak.

I headcanon that Jonas is the son of one of Captain Hook's men and Morganna, which makes him Uma's cousin.

I also headcanon that Harry's mother is Zarina the pirate fairy.

I also headcanon that Uma is the daughter of either Captain Jack Sparrow or Long John Sliver or Captain Davy Jones or Dr Facilier. No one is quite sure which.

If you guys want more information, let me know.

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raspberrysmoon · 24 days

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please share your gripes

YES i will share my gripes in order of how pissed off i was when i found out about them (then order of stuff im discovering today)

- in the? books? the movie canon seems to be ignored????? carlos (white haired boy) is ?? the bullying victim of the other three vks???? absolutely insane what the fuck is happening here

- uma and mal are half sisters, somehow. this may be movie canon???? but im still pissed about it tbh. no reason specifically. also its not listed on the wiki fully, i had to find out myself by seeing hades listed as their dad. weird to me, tbh

- in the? books? evie (blue girl) and carlos are ? engaged and have a baby on the way. what happened to doug. what about jane. guys what the hell. evie had a WHOLE SONG about true loves kiss and GUESS WHO IT WAS WITH. NOT FUCKING CARLOS. IT WAS WITH DOUG. WHERE IS HE

- bens name on the wiki isnt ben. also, he's somehow carlos' half brother or something idk i dont remember but theyre related. bens name is like. clay clayton or soemthing. i think theyre cousins. which? how? im lost. this makes carlos and mal related by marriage which angers me WHY did we need that to be real

- gonzo. im.... why did we need uma to have a boyfriend and could we not have picked a better name. and why does he go to SERPENT PREP. what. please god name him better

- okokok si this is new. i was looking for info on gonzo and the rest of the book pirate crew (which i can allow!!! i like them) and. THEY FUCKING MADE HARRY HOOK GAY AND IN LOVE WITH DOUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GUESS WE KNOW WHY EVIE IS WITH CARLOS NOW LMAOOOOO I LOVE THIS CHANGE TBH

- ^ nevermind im pissed afain??? what the fuck is going on with the books??? harry and doug are in love and dating but. evie and doug are SOULMATES. theyre eachothers "true love" so???? are they different universes????? im so confused

- audrey and ben are fiancees????????????? this is turning into confusion and dislike for the wiki tbh. mals ben is not called ben and now audrey and ben are engaged. when the WHOLE POINT OF THE MOVIES WAS BEN GETTING WITH MAL AND LEAVING AUDREY?????? does NOBODY remember queen of mean and all of the reasons that happened

- what if i start a miraheze descendants wiki this is so poorly done

- THEY MADE JAY GAY TOO THIS IS LITERALLY JUST PANDERING HELLO???? WHAT ABOUT LONNIE WERE THEY NOT IN LOVE ??!?!?!? JAY AND GIL????? REALLY????? did i make up lonnie and jay?????

- hades. god hades makes me angry. i LOVE the song he and mal sing but did she really need a dad. and did he also need to be umas dad ???? and did he have to look like that. hes a god make him look cooler than jay please

- upon reading through all of bens page on the wiki, im pretty sure the books, show, game (yeah) and movies are all completely different universes unless otherwise stated. so the books are a spinoff basically. not any less pissed but i can accept this i guess

yeah. this got long (and crashed my phone fun fact) but. there are my gripes :D

#raspy rambles #alice answers asks !!

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panthera-tigris-venenata · 1 year

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I wrote this yesterday and I'll need to completely rewrite it, but I thought I'd share anyway.

Idk, I just want some positive interaction.

It's that thing in which Harry and Uma get married after Core 4 chose good except I didn't get that far.

They chose good.

They chose good, they said, and left the Isle as it is. Left the Isle children in the prison they were born into.

They chose good, they said.

Gil stares at the TV in Chip Shoppe in disbelief as the restaurant descends into chaos, the faint music and royal declarations completely driven out by dreams full of frustrated rage.

If he looked up, he’d see Uma, alternating between clutching her necklace, Harry’s hook, and stabbing a table with her knife, as one does, and Harry, looking at Uma with sad eyes only to glare daggers at the TV the next moment.

„Traitors!“

Bonny and Gonzo yelling obscenities at the screen, while Jonas holds Desiree down so she wouldn’t destroy their only source of outside news and soap operas.

„Bloody backstabbers, feed the to the sharks, skin them alive, make them hurt–“ the sentence is interrupted by something that certainly aren’t sobs, and Gil doesn’t want to look up.

He is a coward, just like his father said, isn’t he?

He just doesn’t want to see his friends hurting.

He doesn’t want to see the de Vil cousins, huddled up together in a corner, caught in their own private circle of hell. Torn between being happy for their youngest cousin, and a burning rage at the whole world.

Gil is glad to say he can’t relate, even if it isn’t a good thing necessarily. Everyone he cares about is still on the Isle, and he doesn’t even feel angry. Just a bit disappointed, and sad. But not surprised.

It’s weird that Uma is surprised, isn’t it?

She always sees the best in people.

Gil finally looks up at her.She is shaking her head, her braids flying everywhere like in a storm. There are shattered plates at her feet.

The TV is still playing.

More royal blue and lavish gold and, of course, purple that drives Uma into rage and tears.Gil gets up and turns off the TV.

No one even notices, save maybe for Harry, who briefly nods at him before turning back to Uma. Normally, Gil would smile at this, but today? He quietly sits back down and takes a sip of his drink, which doesn’t burn nearly enough for the circumstances.

„When we get out, we will show them all what it means to be an Isle kid!“ Uma declares, looking around the restaurant, and the pirates shout their agreement.

„We will tear them apart-“

„Auradon will be ours!“

„The lands and the seas!“

„We ride with the tide!“

Gil isn’t sure whether the Captain or the first mate gave the order to get on the ship, he just knows that they did. And the order to get alcohol? Well, that might have been unspoken for all the pirates care.

Gil stops in front of the door, letting everyone else pass, while Uma and Harry walk in the front. Well, not everyone.

When he checks the room, he sees the de Vil cousins, still sitting by their table. They make no move to leave.

„You good there, guys?“ he asks.He only receives three blank stares in return, before Hunter shakes his head and answers: „Yeah. We will join you in a moment. Just–“ he doesn’t finish the sentence, and Gil can understand why, really.

„Okay, then,“ he nods at them, „If you need anything, just shout.“

„We won’t need anything,“ answers Ivy, „We are fine.“

That, in itself, means that they are not fine, but Gil knows better than to press. They said they’ll be fine, so he needs to leave, tell the Captain where they are, and ideally remember to check up on them later.

Similarly, it isn’t really his problem if the de Vils help themselves to some of the alcohol that was left at the shop, especially as the crew solidly raided both Hook and Ursula anyway.

#disney descendants #harry hook #uma descendants #gil descendants #ivy de vil #diego de vil #hunter de vil

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