#god pls don't kill me for this

[jittyjames]

jcs kinktober masterlist

(sorry minors, but pls don’t interact with this. nothing personal, of course, but this just isn’t the space for you lovelies)

cw: heavy mentions of kinks under the cut obviously

i'm going to be so fucking fr with y'all rn. most of these are poly even if they're labeled as a single ship. that's just the universe i write for babes. i'm so embarrassed to even post this list. i would ask god to help me for when i post these in october, but anything good and holy has long left the chat. i'm scheduled to be struck down by lightning by november 1st. anyway here's wonderwall.

(also fair warning. i'm the most vanilla person in existence. if you look up the term vanilla is the dictionary, it's a photo of me. i say this to clarify THESE ARE (mostly) NOT MY KINKS. DO NOT JUDGE ME. I AM BUT A WRITER WHO REALLY LIKES DYNAMICS OKAY?? DON'T PERCEIVE ME. nyway, more warnings and stuff to come in the actual fic.) also watch my tumblr get shadowbanned for me posting this. maybe i should censor the words. IDK.

pegging- jesus x mary

roleplay- jesus x mary x judas

hate sex- mary x judas

rimming- jesus x judas

omo- LMAO JUST KIDDING. honestly don't know for this one. open to suggestions!!! EDIT- COLLARING WINS OUT

frottage- jesus x judas (kudos to gav for the inspo on this one)

virginity- jesus x judas

gore- jesus x judas (this sounds worse than it is lol. i swear it's not bad at all. gore is more of just a theme, not a sex thing. but... it is the bible... so...) this is also mixed with the bonus prompt bathing so!! y'all can work that one out

stripping- jesus x mary (modern)

praise kink- jesus x judas

sensory deprivation- jesus x reader's choice (ooo jami is trying new things for once 👀👀)

somnophilia- jesus x judas

size difference- god x judas x satan

orgasm denial- jesus x judas

temp play- mary x judas

gags- mary x judas

threesome- peter x judas x james

spanking- god x judas (modern)

voyeurism- jesus x mary x judas

mind control- judas x satan x jesus (lmao i’m sorry i had to)

lingerie- jesus x judas

BONUS PROMPTTT: dancing together- jesus x judas

rough oral sex- jesus x mary x judas

sex toys- mary x judas (modern)

edgeplay- jesus x judas

overstim

s&m- jesus x judas (was totally singing the rihanna song the whole time i wrote this one)

body worship- jesus x judas

breathplay- jesus x judas

free use- judas x everyone

this is a free day so... ONCE AGAIN OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS

EDIT: i have been harassed but i’m not using my free day on it… so…

32. BONUS DAY- the piss fic.

#kinktober #jcs #jesus christ superstar #god pls don't kill me for this #THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE #I'M FICKLE #also let's be completely clear #we don't kinkshame on my blog!!! #everyone vibes with what they vibe with #feel free to suggest any kink you want to see bc i don't judge #why is writing jesus smut so much easier than writing hamilton smut?? someone explain this to me

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

man the dev notes w/ the stormshore tabernacle convo. whatever they're there for it's kind of remarkable how so much of the notes there for her are just textbook abuser stuff.

#tbd #after all the advantages I gave you -- i have the visceral skin crawl reaction its the abusive parent anthem #things that make my skin crawl bruh #it's everything I did for you #child who i groomed #I'm being so magnanimous towards you giving you time == child who i groomed #look at how merciful i am even though my first instinct is that i don't like how you didn't obey me #the dev notes of that convo genuinely make it worse boooy #which well done but also i will throw hands #dming helm pls kill her again #anyway i think it's kind of fascinating that most gods in this game show themselves as these larger than life figures but mystra? #you are seeing the person who did that to gale you are seeing that person #that person came to him as a child #like that divine separation has just not been there #esp with the build up #where she first dispatches elminster and then again when he tells you about the grant but at the end it's just her in this human figure #i genuinely feel like it deliberately strips that divine separation away & its another layer of insidiousness on her part #it's grounded in the sense of the damage she'd done to gale idk i am waffling but its just something about it is worse when it's so..wow. #idk i think in this game? i think she's not written like the other gods in this game and i think it makes her worse not more sympathetic #bg3 spoilers #abuse tw

[faceeeeee]

Here's a cursed thought for you (3 swapping Dorothy and Plank. You now have to have the unfortunate knowledge of the world's worst swap AU Plank isn't allowed to have confidence

This turned out so bad and cursed......I think I could've made better and more interesting designs if I had taken the time to think about it but I was in a bit of a hurry-

#faceee rambles #tadc oc #Plank's fruity now #god....why did i make his arms like that......... #also mouth swap cux yeah #and the feet don't make sense.... #if i ever draw the swap Au again i will probably do some modifications to both of em #plank specifically #lord bep pls don't kill me cuz i massacred your boy #I'm so sorry-

[mzannthropy]

Lol I said after I finished Bridgerton S1 that I would have liked to see more of the older women characters, whom I preferred to the young leads (Lady Danbury and Lady Bridgerton and Lady Featherington) and now on episode 2 of S2 and my wish really came true! I'm ok liking side characters, I usually do, but still it's good to see more of my faves. Also, with the arrival of Kate Sharma, I finally have a fave among the young ones too! (I kinda have a hard time liking Penelope and Eloise, not that I dislike them, I just have to remind myself to like them, if you know what I mean. In S1 I preferred Marina over both of them, honestly.)

#bridgerton #oh gods pls don't kill me idk how much discourse there is around this show #look i want all the characters to be happy i don't wish ill on anyone #pen needs to get over colin first of all. girl he's not into you #idk if eloise is supposed to be the jo march of bridgertons but if she is then she's not really doing enough #she's more like. telling not showing character. like kate doesn't need to preach about feminism bc she just lives it #eloise talks about it and doesn't do shit. it's her that should be selling her writing not penelope #but i like i said i don't hate them they just not my faves #mypost

[zedechemist]

— CHEMICAL EQUILIBRIUM.

a compendium of songs that stirred zahi headcanons + vibes.

Side A. CHEMICAL.

TRACK 1: moondust, jaymes young TRACK 2: assassin, au/ra TRACK 3: supermassive black hole, muse.

Side B. EQUILIBRIUM.

TRACK 4: beautiful crime, tamer TRACK 5: nocturnal waltz, johannes bornlöf TRACK 6: death stranding, chvrches

Bonus.

TRACK 7: starman, david bowie

+ extras.

@astrorahi

#hc: r.kumar #happy secret santa new year #god i don't know #satine pls dont kill me #i got lost #and v drunk #whilst i took care for the order #u def don't need to click things in order #go wild #i apologise again #i am a disaster #Spotify #TRack underlines are links !!

[callixton]

everyone should literally clap and cheer so hard for me for figuring out this understudy casting i genuinely thought that it was gonna be impossible...... if she doesn't accept [redacted] as mac's understudy i am going to be soo professional on zoom and then turn off my camera and throw the biggest fit of my life tbh. also if she doesn't accept this list in general i worked SO hard to make it work

#there's two roles that don't quite work but i have solutions #i will get it if she scraps it. but also. PLEASE. pls. i worked so hard to make it work #and he's the right choice he's the best option pls give him this. and me this. pls pls pls pls pls god. #literally any good luck that can be sent my way. i need this to go through as i have it for so many reasons #ALSO IF ANYONE DENIES THEIR ADDITIONAL UNDERSTUDY ROLES. I WILL KILL U WITH KNIVES. #ted talks #🗡️

[mermaidsirennikita]

every time Kings of Italy mentions Enzo D'Agostino effectively making his mafia money through Nigerian prince scams I have to stop reading for 30 seconds and Ponder

#romance novel blogging #wreck my plans that's my man!!!! #like all the other mafiosi are all 'i sell drugs' 'i have shady arms deals' #and enzo is like '.... that sounds really hard. why don't you just employ IT nerds' #truly the woke king #remember in his book when he was torturing a guy for giulio's whereabouts #and the guy was like FINE. I SAW HIM AT A GAY BAR. PLS DON'T KILL ME FOR BEING GAY #and enzo was all 'oh my god i would never kill you for being gay i'm not a homophobe i'll kill you bc i'm certifiable'

[thatdrunkarchon]

no longer counting without you || hanako x reader headcannons(?)/oneshot || Part two bc I can't with that cliffhanger I literally made

God I literally hate myself- after those hc's I really wanted to do a oneshot follow up because I'd end up feeling really bad afterwards Also I just watched the last video of Stampy's lovely world and I'm crying Like seriously I'm not even kidding ANYWAYSSS Below will include; Angst, Fluff, slightly funny moments, horrible writing lmao

Maybe Hanako made a mistake.

Maybe he should've continued hesitating. If not for just a little bit longer.

Sitting on the windowsill in his bathroom, Yashiro mopping around the floor, staring out the window.

It felt.. increasingly nostalgic. Both the good and bad type.

"Hanako-Kun?" 'Amane?'

He blinked, freezing up. It was just Yashiro. It was just Nene. He turned to her, giving her a confused look.

"...Can I leave for the day?"

He snorted, finding it ironic that he was so tense, like she was about to turn into you or something.

Would she?

"Why do you wanna go home so early on in cleaning? What, another boy asking for a rendezvous in an empty classroom, organizing papers?~" He teased, Yashiro huffed.

"I didn't even go! You threatened me, Hanako-Kun!" She flicked her hair over her shoulder sassily, turning away with the mop in her hand, holding it to her chest and looking up like she was fantasizing.. something.

"I'm going to be meeting up with a new spirit! It's a little white kitty, and they said they were my protector! Uwaa~, I wonder if they can transform into a hot guy and we can fall in love, ehehe~" Yashiro giggled dreamily.

Hanako was.. not amused, to say the least. He jumped down from his place at the windowsill, turning her to face him. "You're going to have to tell me where this 'white kitty' is."

She happily complied. "They said they'd be waiting for me at the entrance of the scho- Hanako-Kun?" And just like that, he was gone.

Blush colored petals falling between an apparition and a cat, gracefully threading through the air like dancers desperate to be seen.

"The cherry blossoms are beautiful, are they not?" The cat would ask calmly, in that all too familiar voice. But he can't be too sure yet. He needs to know whether this milk white feline has overstayed their welcome. They could cause trouble. However harsh he was planning to treat the spirit in front of him, however, died down a bit with just the sound of a voice. He was weak, and he knew exactly why.

'God damnit.'

"You know, I don't think letting yourself in is a good idea, Yōkai. What if you were a Yakubyō gami, hm?" "I am not a Yakubyō gami, nor do I intend to act like one." It politely shut him down. Okay.. Alright. Maybe assuming a Yōkai was a Yakubyō gami was a bit offensive. Next apparition name, then.

"So you're just an apparition then." It nodded. "My job is to protect those who summon me. I do not mean to cause harm in any way by associating with that girl of yours." He couldn't help but perk up at that. There was a tone beneath their words. He just couldn't tell what it was. "Girl of mine? She's simply my assistant." This might be more interesting than he'd ever hoped for. "And what about you? Do you not have some sort of a human form, or are you too embarrassed to change into it? You seem quite stoic, though.." Does it look like they're laughing? He certainly is. "I.. do. Would you feel more comfortable if I was in it?" He didn't care, really. He talked to Yako on the daily, but.. He was kind of curious.

"I guess so."

He was surprised, to say the least.

Of course it was you. It had to be you.

What did you even do to end up like him?

Why didn't you come by sooner?

He was lost for words, how could he not be? You were standing right in front of him.

His hand twitched.

His leg moved forward.

But he didn't move. He couldn't.

This isn't the first time this has happened. Both as dreams and hallucinations. How can he be so sure? How can you blame him?

He regrets a lot of things. But he has to admit, one of the things he regrets most is leaving you behind.

You're still here though. Your not disappearing, he's not waking up, Yashiro talked about you for heavens sake.

A sob escaped him, taking off in a sprint and tackling you to the ground. God, it's been so long since he's even shed a tear.

Maybe he wasn't alone anymore. No, he wasn't.

He was no longer counting without you.

#god this one took a while- #I don't like it that much lmao #I love him but like #tbhk #jshk #hanako x reader #toilet bound hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun #Oh my fucking god pls just kill me #This one turned out horribly but I'm too tired to redo it #God I hate it

[nymphdiariesdotcom]

giselle connor facts! 💋

she's an aquarius! (jan 21)

her voice claim is tana mongeau!

gigi's 25 years old, making her two years older than lloyd.

giselle is a natural dark brunette with wavy to curly hair.

she's a master manipulator. she can also cry on demand.

her favorite artists are the weeknd, ice spice, heidi montag, rihanna, and megan thee stallion!

in 8th grade, she was ranked 5th as one of the ugliest girls in her middle school. kids can be so cruel. giselle didn't take this lying down, however. she spent the rest of the school year growing out her index fingernail and filing it to a sharp claw, waited until the last week of school and scratched the right eye of the boy who seemed to be a main mastermind behind that awful list. he was hospitalized, and she was expelled.

she was in a previously five-year toxic relationship with a cheating boyfriend. when she had just about enough, she promptly began to strangle herself until her throat was bruised and left nasty marks, and proceeded to call the police on him while he was taking a shower. he was detained wet, naked and confused. charges were later dropped and they got back together before breaking up for good one month later.

giselle was born in Lewistown, Montana to two low-income parents originally from California with previous criminal history, who are attempting to have a fresh start in a new state.

her favorite sex position is the butterfly position. her second favorite is the doggy style.

she prefers waxing over shaving. razor bumps are a killer

#crsent.sims #oc #giselle connor #FINALLY DID IT!!! dear god pls don't kill me guys i love you <3 xoxo #i like to imagine gigi's laugh is the sims 3 female laugh. yk the one i'm talking about. ''HAHA! RIGZSUULLL!''

[benetnvsch]

if I had a nickel every time I watched an anime where a character voiced by Patrick Seitz blows up a character voiced by Griffin Puatu I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice-

#chat does this mean anything to u? #this is uhhhh #kunikida and Tecchou (obvs) and then cursed arm and Tristan #so fucking good both times- they're two of my favorite #I believe?? they also May have a moment in beastars as Riz and Louis but idk if they fight (they don't I think it's just rip and the wolf) #MY GOD actually lemme just say rq- #(and mutuals -I sincerely apologize for this pls don't judge me) #hearing Patrick seitz talk about how the only way to love herbivores is to eat them Gave Me All The Diseases /pos #“I can't remember his face or voice anymore but I can remember his taste and smell like it was yesterday” #“our claws and fangs are for devouring the helpless... im sure ill never forget ur taste either” WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT #“I was saving the pretty boy but he was delicious” fucking kill me rn do it- #I don't even watch beastars I just say a clip and went bonkers cuz ofc I recognized his voice-

[mystery-star]

Russell Crowe as John Biebe in Mystery, Alaska (1999)

#mystery alaska #john biebe #russell crowe #my gifs #gifs #movieedit #my god that smile is gonna kill me one day #pls someone stop me before I gif every minute of john biebe in that movie #(actually don't stop me the movie and the man deserve it)

[klarion-the-witch-boy]

Me, randomly in the back of my head: forget the Danny/Batfam ships, Danny gets to date ME

Me:

Me: or Klarion. Wait.

#i may have just found a way that i may want to write dpdc #and its another insomnia night where the thoughts arw getting weird #idk don't wuote me on anything #but i suddenly want danny/klarion content and yeah #out of context shit #nightblogging #dayblogging #lmao #kill me or let me sleep pls god

[fluffyhellspawn]

If Sin and Max were to go on a date- where would they go? I'm curious >:]

Maxwell Vice @m1lk1e-l4tt3 & Sin O'Conner @fluffyhellspawn

No this....hasn't been in my inbox for almost a year................what do you mean............................ theyre so DUMB i love them so much But in short, Sin would probably end up dragging Max around half the island because he doesn't know where to go or where Max would be fine with. (Knowing Max, he'd be fine with anything as long as it was with Sin.) anyways have this gem of an image, will be using it as a reaction image possibly. moots watch out.

also this, arguably funnier

but thats it, my inbox is now fully empty. >:)

#isle of deriva #ask blog #god i forgot to answer it #don't kill me pls #im sorry (it will happen again) #iod comic

[damiemontclair]

Me: *gets back into bsd fandom through the anime after years away*

Tumblr posts suggestions: hello yes your favourite character apparently just died in one of the most recent chapters of the manga, have fun!

#bsd #bsd spoilers #I have no idea what is even going on I haven't caught up with the manga yet; I'm barely up to date on the anime #And thus my knowledge ends at 'chuuya and fyodor appear to be dead' #I have no clue what happens in the manga last that and now I feel like dropping this all again like a hot potato #Because the point was that I didn't want to get hurt getting attached to silly little anime men again only for them to die #But here we fucking are. Somebody fucking kill me now pls. #Hu. Wait. Maybe chuuya will bring him back. Hes still a vamp right? He could bring him back. Right? #Abilities can only be activated if you're alive right? Right???? #(yes I know I am grasping at straws but that would take care of two different issues: #Bring dazai back and nullify the vamp ability on chuuya; thjs bringing soukoku back. Right??) #God I am supposed to be sleeping I have work in the morning; not be up at 1am freaking out about accidental tumblr spoilers #And trying to come up with wild theories why and how dazai will survive this #Also fuck everyone who doesn't fucking tag their spoilers bc I for one had the bsd spoiler tag blocked #But some people in the bsd tag did *not* tag spoilers and I don't pick what tumblr suggests to me beyond blocked tags #damie talks

[katsintriis]

The hxh manga wants so badly for me to see the phantom troupe in a new light and to start feeling sympathy for chrollo.... but.......... it's SO much funnier to me to keep up the almost 10-year-long personal hate train I've been fueling to continue to meme on pretentious edgelord murderboy Quwrof Wrlccywrlfh tbh

#irl katrina #hunter x hunter #hxh spoilers #spoilers #this is ONLY in the case that the theories are right about (spoilers) the PT not actually killing the kurta btw #cuz if theyre wrong... post cancelled. my hater lazer beam eyes are coming directly for that smug hypocrite face 😌 #full disclosure here that my PT hate is all for fun and theres no real malice in my heart #so PT fans pls don't come for me lol your love is valid #new chapters revealing so many parallels between kpikts and quwrof and it's all super interesting stuff #but GOD am i not ready to feel emotions for this man lmfao #hxh

[hopelesslyromanticposts]

good!demon and bad!god au

demon: priest. there is yet time. it is never too late to change. priest: do you think me a fool to forsake the Lord? you-you stand for everything that is evil. you have no mercy. demon: i may be a demon, holy one, but i am not cruel. nor am i heartless. i simply stand against your God. priest: precisely! you stand against all that is good, that is righteous, that is compassionate, that is kind. demon: *chuckles softly* you misunderstand, oh holy one. i do not stand against what He stands for. i stand against what He is.

#aka god isn't a good force #poor misunderstood demon #okay now i can see this as a priestxdemon au #someone pls write this #or maybe i should #prompt #love prompt #uh if you're religious pls don't kill me #for fun #would this be counted as paganist #*chuckles* im in danger #*prepares to get banned from tumblr* #got my inspo from el tango egoista #el tango egoista