#girls being girls... uwu

[himedachi]

[ 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗 ] @guhamun said:

Tomoe is 🐾 Renge

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐝 🐾 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞! ➔ Accepting!

“L-Lady Tomoe?”

A single finger made its way to gently tap on the tip of her nose — seemingly done to distract her attention from the phone screen in a rather playful manner. Coming from Tomoe Gozen, the very epitome of an ideal warrior princess && one of the greatest beauties of her era ( seriously, if you think she was not pretty you might as well as be blinded!! ), this came off as somewhat unexpected to her. Who knew she was quite an exuberant one beneath all those cool, majestic exterior that folktale had framed her to be?

Not going to dwell for too long in confusion, Renge cordially took the motion as an open invitation to reply with the exact same gesture. When would it be another good timing to playfully boop the one && only Tomoe Gozen on the nose?

“Heeeeh, are we going on some booping game?” a smirk made its way up to her lips in amusement — her finger made its way to gently nudge on the tip of the warrior’s nose. “It’s my turn, then! Boop!” More than once, even!

#guhamun #guhamun; tomoe gozen #♡ ┆ renge. ( ic text ) #▶┊ sealed & signed & delivered. ( answered ) #girls being girls... uwu #i love it <33 ty for sending!

[rexscanonwife]

I may have...mentioned a fankid a little while back (ｕ_ｕ*) here's the little squirt themselves, our very own Newt Utonium! The name is short for Newton, as in Isaac, who is often considered the grandfather of science (the professor's idea ofc) but they prefer to go by just Newt!

Just like their mother they came from an egg, which Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were very excited and curious about! Especially since they were born 5 years old and at the same time, they were looking forward to interacting with a new sibling. And a baby at that! They spent a lot of time with the egg fawning over it, discussing what gender they hoped it would be and what they'd be like once hatched!

And ofc Utonium is just as wonderful a father with Newt as he was when the girls came into his life! 💖💖💖

Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @changeling-selfship @crushes-georg @miutonium @cherry-bomb-ships @rosieaurora @rejaytionships @sunlight1999 @in-true-blue-love @tropicalgothships (as always let me know if you want to be added OR taken off!)

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #self insert community #self ship community #self insert x canon #oc x canon #self insert fankid #fankid #professor utonium #ppg blossom #ppg bubbles #ppg buttercup #🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬 #WAAHH 😭😭 IVE BEEN WANTING TO POST ABOUT THEM FOR A WHILE NOW #ive been having like 1 on 1 discussions with friends and my partner and stuff #but i love them so much 🥺🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶 #you guys know im such a sucker for fankids!! and there's so much potential here #i think it kinda means a LOT to the girls that theres not one normal person in their family #i could go on about the existential loneliness of the ppg being the only BEINGS in the universe like themselves #but their new mom is an alien and their new sibling is HALF alien so theyre like...a little family of freaks ajfkf #and theyd be sooo excited to be the big sisters and have someone look up to them #not bcs theyre superheroes but because theyre the big sisters!!! #CRYING THROWING UP 😭😭 #also i kinda had an idea for an episode but ill talk about that another time uwu #have this for now!!

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now #theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show. #i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them #those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that #its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew #'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him' #'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb' #do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth #where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother #thats how kubokai gets written usually #'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?' #me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #sorry #people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc. #canon them is soooo bromance core #im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO #not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubokai #meows post

[etoilelafleur]

“What’s considered a crime against you?”

People who demonise Velvet and baby Veneer, context?

I HATE PEOPLE WHO DEMONISE VELVET

#trolls 3 #velvet and veneer #trolls 3 band together #Y’ALL SEE A GIRL CHARACTER BEING A VILLAIN AND DRAG HER THROUGH THE MUD AND THEN BABYFY THE MALE VILLAIN BECAUSE HE’S SOFT AND UWU TO YOU #WHEN HE JUST DISPLAYS BASIC LEVELS OF EMPATHY #GET A GRIP ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[seariii]

Can you pick me up, please?

#im actually gonna go sleep now so ill see if someone did when i wake up uwu #also im like short so no need to worry about that lmao #our silly doodles #seari talks #also. you can tell seari is getting back on her feet (mental health wise) because shes being fucking needy #the girl wants affection lmao

[fromtheseventhhell]

Ned having multiple angry outbursts throughout AGOT, even physically assaulting someone at one point, and still being viewed as the "calm and collected" counterpart to a "feral" Catelyn perfectly encapsulates this fandom's misogyny

#ned stark #catelyn stark #asoiaf #like literally what has Catelyn done to be called feral outside of being angry over the death and destruction of her family?? #she's literally more cool-headed and diplomatic than Ned and HAS to be because she's a woman in a misogynistic society lol #men are allowed to behave and feel however they want and are still given nuance but a woman being angry is where people draw their lines #cause god forbid a woman have emotions that are anything but /soft/ 🙄 #reminds me of people claiming that /I've never seen such anger in a girl/ about Arya is a warning sign when it's literally ye olde misogyny #watching people replicate the misogyny of a feudal society is crazy #/he is so quiet and calm and thinks everything through...a true diplomat uwu/ give me a break

[sergle]

THE CHOOK WILL LAY EGGS!! They will go in my cake or they will rot on the ground I rly do hate anti egg folks. THERE WILL BE EGGS REGARDLESS IF YOU WANT THEM OR NOT, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE CHICKENS.

LIKE PLEASE... they lay an egg damn near every day what are you supposed to do with them. throw them all in the creek

#if the chickens had their way also they'd just eat the eggs themselves. gotta take the eggs away before that happens #and the way that people are so weird abt farmers using farm animals for food. like. #how can you be so disconnected from How Meat Happens #it reminds me of how like. if you've seen those liziqi vids where this girl is living on her sick ass property #with her like big ole garden. and there are a bunch of shots of her going and collecting all the individual ingredients for what she's #about to cook #and she also has chickens. and she'll like. go get one. and then prepare it! #which happens off screen #and people being so shocked and horrified by this even though they're all like uwu i wish i lived on a farm #hashtag cottagecore. but if someone quickly kills a well cared for farm animal with the intention of using it for food #then me and my pleather jacket will throw up #sergle answers

[menlove]

oh you're a lesbian who only listens to female artists and only engages with other women and has never even thought about a man and you want to point this out as something that makes u so very cool and enlightened you must be god's greatest gift to this earth my love do you want your 5 gold stars now

#not that there's anything wrong w centering women esp as a lesbian but my god it's insufferable when ur insufferable abt it #made a post abt how funny it was being a lesbian seeing ppl thirst over men in fandom #and someone goes. I don't have this problem bc I'm only in fandoms with women uwu #GIRL........... IF YOU DONT........ #also SOLELY women? bc I promise you even in fandoms w lots of female characters you're gonna deal w ppl thirsting over the men #anyway. I'm just annoyed it's fine those types of ppl just grate on my nerves so bad

[feroluce]

Thinking tonight about Caelus, and the nature of his loss and his grief after the Everything that went down in Penacony during 2.0.

Because Acheron, Black Swan, and Misha kind of knew of Firefly, they at least met her, but they didn't like really know her, and Caelus never even got the chance to introduce her to the rest of the Astral Express Crew. The only person who would have talked to her much was Sparkle, who is. Probably not really someone Caelus is interested in grieving with skznmsks

Anyway, all this to say, I like thinking about how alone poor Caelus is in his grief, because he was the only one who knew Firefly. He's the only one really mourning her. There's no one to talk about her with. There's no stories to trade or memories to reminisce with anyone over. It's not as though he knew her for long, but still. No one else knew her at all.

And I love the thought of all of this coming bubbling up, hot and acidic and bitter, during a conversation with Sampo, who Caelus just so happens to run into in the Golden Hour. Poor Sampo is kinda blindsided, he knew shit was going down in Penacony, but yeesh. And he just. Isn't quite sure what to say about it all, because he's never really encountered this before. His feelings about the Masked Fools are...a mixed bag, but he's been a part of them for a very long time, and when you're with a close organization like that, it's hard to feel alone, in grief or otherwise.

So Sampo sits there on their little bench that the two of them have occupied, and he thinks of his old friend April, how she'd died in his arms cackling and spitting her own blood after a heist gone wrong, and how after he'd dragged himself back to the World's End Tavern they'd all held a Fool's Funeral- which is basically just a big party where everyone gets really really drunk and reminisces and toasts the dead and celebrates their life.

He still thinks about her a lot, and he remembers how the time he'd most keenly felt her absence was on Jarilo-VI, the one place where he couldn't talk about her because he couldn't say anything to give himself away as an alien. The Fools still tell stories about her every time he goes back to the Tavern. His first toast of the night is always in her name. Even now, all these years after she'd died, Sampo is still learning new things about her. He's never had to grieve her alone.

Caelus doesn't have any of that.

He might never have that. As they speak, Caelus has no proof that Firefly was even her real name, or if she dreamt with her true appearance. He might not ever find out who she even was.

And just imagining that kind of loneliness hollows out a strange little pit, right behind his sternum, deep between his ribs.

So Sampo claps Caelus' shoulder and offers him a deal. Come find him outside of the dream. He knows a guy who can get them a lot of beer for really cheap-

("Is that guy you and your five finger discounts?" "Whatever do you mean, dear friend, I don't even know the meaning of the phrase, hehee.")

-and they can hole up in a bar or a hotel room or something, and get completely shitcanned. Tell him all about Firefly, tell him everything, and he'll tell Caelus about April and everyone else he's ever lost. Sampo will carry Caelus' memories of Firefly with him, and at least this way, Caelus will be a little less alone in remembering her. And the next time they cross paths, Sampo will be the one to bring her up, and to tell her stories, and Caelus can get to be the one listening. He won't have to be the only person to talk about her anymore.

Caelus rolls his eyes when Sampo avoids another remark about sticky fingers, but...ok, yeah. That sounds good. Nice, even. Thank you. Caelus bumps his shoulder against Sampo's. Sampo bumps back.

(They find each other again the next day, and true to their word, get themselves completely and utterly shitcanned. Caelus talks more than Sampo has ever heard him; every minute detail, every word choice, Firefly's every odd little mannerism and habit. Because Caelus wants to make sure this will outlive him, that even if the Stellaron dwelling within him finally burns him to a crisp and he really does up and kick the bucket, or even, godforbid, if he forgets, he wants to make sure someone remembers her. She deserved that.)

((And it takes quite a while, after that. Caelus doesn't see Sampo again until after everything has settled down. On his last day in Penacony, he finds the guy slinking out of a seedy back alley and all but runs right into him. Sampo happily leads him to some dive bar in an even seedier back alley that Caelus has never even heard of, and Sampo raises his glass. "To Firefly! Who sounds like she probably would have hated me at first, but I would have liked to have met her anyway."

And Caelus stares at him, almost looking startled, long enough that Sampo worries that he's read him wrong and brought this up too soon. He's halfway into planning how to talk himself out of this situation when Caelus finally throws back his head back and laughs, tells him that yeah, Firefly would have politely called him out on every lie he told, and all their conversations would take twice as long with the way Sampo is so full of shit.

And he can see it, the same way he watches and sees through everyone, that Caelus' eyes have a tightness to them, his knuckles are nearly white around the handle of his mug. But he smiles. He hits his glass against Sampo's far too hard and throws it back and gets foam everywhere like he does every time they drink because the guy's about as elegant as a raging bull, but those things don't lessen the genuineness of his smile.

The grief is there, but so is the elation, and those emotions aren't a sliding scale between one or the other. It is all of both and both at once, and that's what contents Sampo enough to throw his own mug back when Caelus makes a toast of his own, "to April!!".))

#caelus #sampo koski #hsr caelus #hsr sampo #sampo & caelus #honkai star rail #hsr #my fics #me a few days ago: my favorite silly little guys uwu #me today: ANGST #honestly I feel like this isn't even a super strong angst though #it's more just. bittersweet? melancholic? something. #I JUST. REALLY LOVE STORIES ABOUT THE NATURE OF GRIEF #and 2.0 laid the groundwork for that beautifully woohoo #I just remembered this probably isn't common knowledge oops but April is the cute red haired girl in Funny Bone #her name was revealed by the creators on twitter. she's named April like April Fools! #anyway I ship it hardcore now thanks bucket boi & studio #but anyway yes I love and adore the loneliness of the trailblazer's loss and grief after 2.0 #because we know from Sunday that Firefly is “spiritually dead” but the trailblazer wouldn't have that knowledge #and they wouldn't know her identity or about any of her connections to other people #and I love that juxtaposed against Sampo and the possible strange nature of his own grief- #-given how the Masked Fools operate and how they see Elation in everything and everywhere #Sampo is no saint- like at all lol- but I do like him and Caelus getting along and being bros #and I don't think it would be terribly ooc for him to care about someone he sees as a genuine friend #he maybe rarely considers someone a genuine friend. but still dmxjjdjdk #listening to Sam's boss theme as I tag this... have been listening to it a lot ever since I finished 2.0 tbh #it's probably what inspired a lot of this haha #because it does sound strong and intimidating and imposing #but you can hear it #the heartbreak

[thewastelandlosers]

🌸 Cuddling your courier gf during the winter fallout 🌸

F:NV ocs 'Courier who got shot in the head' Rory and 'Another Courier but Ghoul' Lemmy (Gary Lemment)

#Lemmy being an Aussie Post-War ghoul that got stuck in the US through situations and ended up as a courier in LA and Nevada #Lemmy knows how to keep his girl warm UwU #Fallout ocs #Fallout ghoul ocs #Fallout NV ocs #Ghoul Oc

[suncaptor]

ruby & astaroth circa 1350

She calls herself Maud but says she has another name too. Just like you will. She mocks how desperate you are for power and says that it’s in you all along. That what she’s doing is just releasing it. That you’ll be able to bring back your dead sister, that you both will never get sick again. She says she’ll show you a whole new world.

It’s electric and addictive. She owns you in a way. Maybe power shouldn’t feel this much like dependence, but you bare yourself for her. She runs her hand up and down your chest and it’s some missing piece. She grabs your breasts, and you look at her wide-eyed and frozen while she smirks. She tells you to repeat more words. They’re still foreign on your tongue though she always said you pick it up so quickly. You do what she says without thinking. She’s not going to hurt you. She’s going to give you protection. You can be her perfect student.

She moves her hands circularly in, pinching and pulling your nipples hard while you stay still looking at her in the low early morning light and let her. It feels like the rush of euphoria through you when you cast another spell of protection. Your head is fuzzy with the white-hot sensation and focus. She’s your entire world.

She stops. Tells you that you’re not getting any more of either unless you give yourself up to her wholly. You just think it’s sweet that she asks. Why wouldn’t you let her save you? What do you have to lose?

She shoves her hand between your legs and muses on the ways people will give themselves up for a hint of something beyond themselves. Whores will never actually have power. The words make you more pliant for her then in the moment. She could do anything to you. She chooses to make you see stars and gain enough power to not starve. She instructs you to hold your hand above your head and spread your legs wider. It’s so hard to maintain when the intensity of her touch is unlike anything else. But you’re a good student. She can do anything to you.

And she does.

manipulation || political play || drabble(it's short) @spntoxicfemslashevent

#spntoxicfemslash #astaroth #ruby #spn #supernatural #tw abuse #i don't know exactly how to tag it. girls when they manipulate other girls into damnation about it. #18+ #incoherents #sam being like I'm a crappy student <3 uwu ruby was a good one #anyways sorry if this is rough but i do think it qualifies as toxic femslash so lets go

[1990danieljohnston]

this is absolutely insane. we were supposed to question the role women play in society but ended up doing a whole 360 back to square one. i'm tired of all these i'm just a girl 💋 i'm dumb as shit because i'm a woman 💐 type of posts. it's not the feminist take people take it to be. we're reinventing gender stereotypes! please stop!

#what the fuck is universal girlhood btw #lame ass old ass concept #oh girls wear lipstick uwu you know how it is being a girl! #worst part is they don't even use the term 'women' #they straight up infantilize and thus dumb women down by calling them GIRLS

[struungout]

Dear doll artists,

Start making tall 1/4 girls.

All the boys be getting to 45cm and over, but all the girls still stuck at like…fucking 40-41cm. My girls shouldn’t have to be wearing stilettos + platforms to be taller than their men. D;

#i s2g a company’s doll line will have the boys be like… #49cm tall #and the girls are capping at 39cm #why can’t they also be 49cm #i’m sick of it! #ball jointed doll #legit bjd #personal bloggity #shit’s annoying. go to a doll site and look at the doll line being advertised at fuckin’…60cm in height #‘yeah that’s just the girls. the boys like 1000cm uwu’

[autistic-katara]

can these kinda ppl just stop existing?

#shes talking abt men if u couldn’t tell #like dude i am not an uwu lil special good boi for being trans #i am the exact same as any other man except w/ different life experiences (and yk literally everyone has different life experiences so yk) #the day radfems stop treating trans guys like we’re either Not Like Other Bad Guys #or confused misled little girls is the day i can finally rest #cause honest to god i feel more objectified by these women than by any cis man ever #like this post on its own isnt too bad but its a thingy of a larger problem w/ these ppl like dude i am literally just a guy #anti radfem #transandrophobia #< not rlly sure if thats the right thing to tag but who cares #rant

[howfishismade]

the day ppl stop treating karl heisenberg as some silly boy who didn't mean it is the day i stop saying eveline did nothing wrong

#this is a joke i know eveline did stuff wrong but she is a CHILD. #feral karl whatever but youre forgetting ber is a GROWN ASS MAN who did those things #HE HAS HAIR IN HIS ASSCHEEKS HE IS NOT SOME SENSITIVE UWU FERAL TWINK #i am evelines strongest soldier becuz i am eveline coded #when karl stops being mischaracterized ill stop gaslighting ppl into thinking eveline didnt do anything #mischaracterization for mischaracterization #the reason one of them is babyfied and called quirky while the other is burned at the stake #it becuz one is a hot man and the other is a little girl #sexism go crazy #same applies to mia btw #women of rebh get behind me ill defend you from the sexist gay men #🪼💭...

[obstinatecondolement]

I am still in my feelings about that "I didn't transition to look like Elliot Page: I wanted to look like Hank Hill" thing because like?? Very fucking rude to Elliot Page first of all?? What the fuck is the subtext here? That he doesn't look enough like a "real" man and is some kind of dilettante who we shouldn't take seriously until he mans up, or something?

Also like... as far as I know Page is not attracted to men, but it feels vaguely homophobic? "I want to be a Normal Straight Man who looks like a Regular Guy not a fucking [slur redacted]" Like fuck off? And it had so many notes! How is policing the gender presentation of other transmasc people being so roundly fucking applauded, oh my god.

#like I've also been seeing a lot of transition timeline stuff where the subtext seems to be #'oh wow when he started out he was just a silly little girl trying to be an uwu smol bean elf prince #but thank god! now he's jacked and has a big beard! a real man!' #dude!!!! #what your body looks like shouldn't be the deciding factor in whether or not you 'deserve' to be correctly gendered???? #I know guys who've been on t for years and have had top surgery and still do not pass even more than half of the time #and I know guys who passed as soon as they got a haircut and started shopping in the mens section #because of physiological factors beyond any of their fucking control! #even notwithstanding hrt and surgery! #I'm always going to be the height that I am #my hands and feet will always be small #even with body fat distribution changing my hips will always be wide #so if I still got misgendered after medically transitioning would it be because I just wasn't trying hard enough? #because that's what it fucking sounds like these people are saying #also! men don't stop being men if they don't style themselves like hank hill??? #stop talking like someone who'd tell swishy gay guys that it's their fault homophobia still exists #because they keep 'rubbing it in everyone's faces' #I hate you I hate all of you